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-At the Flynn-Fletcher household-
Phineas and Ferb were sitting under their big tree. It was the kind of day that just begged for something fun.
“Ferb, you know what I would kill for right now? Ice cream….” Phineas said, eyes shining.
“But not the supermarket stuff mom gets for us, with unicorns and those crazy colorful sprinkles and glitter.” he added, shaking his head.
“I want something crazy tasty like… like… AH! I know!” Phineas snapped his fingers.
“Pancakes with eggs and sausages!”
Ferb just nodded, because, well… he always does.
“That’s it! Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!” Phineas grinned.
“We’re going to build an ice cream machine that turns every dream food combo into ice cream flavor!”
“And of course we will make some fish-flavored ice cream for Perry too. Right, little buddy?”
“Hey, where’s Perry?”
‘Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah’
Perry walked into the house, up the stairs and slipped into Candace’s room.
He checked behind him before he got into his two feet and wore his fedora.
He then went right away to her mirror with her makeup.
Perry took one lipstick and applied it to his beak and kissed the mirror.
A robotic voice said “Analyzing… Detected Agent P.”
And a green light glassed on the mirror and the chair sent Perry flying under Candace’s bed, which led him in front of Major Monogram.
“Morning Agent P, Doofenshm-“ Monogram tried holding his laughter in as he saw Perry having a pink flower on the side of his fedora.
“A-Agent P-, are-are you feeling bonita?”
“HAHAHAHAHA! Red also looks r-really good on you Agent P.” Carly added.
Agent P realized what the two said and immediately rubbed the red lipstick off his beak.
“S-sorry about that Agent P. Carl where was I?” Major Monogram said after coming back to his senses.
“At the ‘feeling Bonita’ part, sir.” Carl answered.
“Oh, yeah, right. Well, about Bonita Agent P- Wha…? Carl!”
“Sorry, sir!”
“Sorry about that Agent P… again. Carl noticed that every single white sock in the Tri-State Area, was sold to a mysterious costumer. We believe it was Doofenshmirtz doing. Go get him Agent P and bring back our white socks!”
“Gyrururururuk” Perry saluted.
‘He's Perry
Perry the Platypus
(You can call him Agent P)’
Perry ran to his Platypus-sized jet pack and went on to Doofenshmirtz.
‘Perry
(I said you can call him Agent P)
Agent P’
-Back at the backyard-
“Hi Phineas, Whatcha doin’? A sweet voiced was heard following a sweet face which was, you guessed it, Isabella.
“Hi Isabella! Ferb and I decided to make our own ice cream maker!”
“Sooo cool! Mind calling the Fireside girls? We still haven’t got that cooking-with-milk-products patch.”
“Sure!”
“Did anyone say ice cream?” Buford shouted, making his way to the backyard.
“I swear to god, we were just eating some at the mall… I don’t even know how we got here so fast!” Baljeet entered next.
“Yeah… we were eating I.S.G.I.M.M.S.U. a.k.a. Ice cream-So-Good-It-Makes-Me-See-Unicorns.”
“Tasty…” Ferb daydreamed.
“Well, you might have just had… whatever that thing was… but wait until you try our ice cream and then you tell me which one was better!”
“Ha! Bring it on Phineas!” Buford smirked.
“Hey, Phineas, Ferb. Thanks for letting us help to get our cooking-with-milk-products patch.” Gretchen said.
“No prob! Now that the girls are here too, let’s get to work!”
-Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-
Perry got inside the building and shut down his jet pack.
At that moment a gigantic white, and totally stinky, white sock trapped Agent P inside it.
“Well, well, look what we got here. Tell me Perry the Platypus, do you like my new trap for you. It’s evily stinky and evily evil, isn’t it?”
“You see Perry the Platypus, I always hated white socks and the reason is when you wear them for a long time they get all smelly and greeny, and that disgusts me to no end.”
“So Perry the Platypus, I decided to annihilate every single white sock in the Tri-State Area!“
“And to achieve that, may I present you, the sockeradicatorinator!”
“HA! Perry the Platypus, try saying this 3 times. Sockeradicatorinator, sockeradicatorinator, sockeradicatorinator. Oh man, I still got.”
Doofenshmirtz smiled to himself, impressed by the fact that he was able to say something he literally came up with.
“Dad! Have you seen my fav pair of white socks? You know the ones with the little black skulls?” Vanessa walked in with her arms crossed.
“Vanessa dear, can’t you see I’m in the middle of my very evil monologue?”
“Evil monologue or not, I want my socks back.”
“Fine! You can have them back, just let me find them first. They have to be somewhere here.” Doof said while looking around for the socks.
-Back to the boys, who have already started working-
‘Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da
Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da
Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da
Do-da be-de-da, da-da, da-da-da’
“Aren’t you a little young to order 100 bottles of cow milk? Who do you think you are fooling? Drinking so much milk won’t get you any taller.” The delivery man said.
“Yes, yes I am.” Phineas said.
“Alright then, enjoy your milk guys!”
‘Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da
Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da
Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da
Do-da be-de-da, da-da, da-da-da’
“Wow Ferb it looks amazing!” Phineas said.
“And it took us only two verses of the Quirky Worky Song” Ferb added.
“Well everyone, who’s ready to have a brain freeze?” Phineas smirked.
Big scoops of random ice cream flavors could be seen and smelled. Some were really random like cheeseburger cupcake, broccoli fudge, mandarin vanilla pancakes or jelly spicy ramen.
“Broccoli? I hate broccoli! Although… why is this kind of good?” Buford said.
“I love spicy ramen, but jelly spicy ramen ice cream… I don’t know. Wait. Why is this so good?” Isabella said, devouring her cone.
“Hey Ferb, who would’ve thought that having veggies ice creamed would make them so tasty!” Phineas said, eating a big potato flavor ice cream cone.
-Back to Perry the Platypus-
“Ugh! Where are they? Um… hehe… Perry the Platypus… this might sound stupid to you but have you seen Vanessa’s socks?”
Perry just looked at Doof, no answer.
“Oh please Perry the Platypus, I know i do that a lot but could you please help me? It’s the last time I promise! Please help me Perry the Platypus and- and I’ll let you destroy my sockeradicatorinator! Just let me find my daughter‘s socks, she is the devil when she doesn’t get what she wants.” Doof pleaded Perry.
Perry rolled his eyes which meant yes.
“Thank you Perry the Platypus!
Doofenshmirtz went for a hug but Agent P kicked him in the face sending him across the room.
“Wow… Who would’ve thought love hurts so bad, ugh…”
-At Candace-
“Stacy, thanks for going with me to the mall. I’ve been dying to buy new clothes so I can impress Jeremy!”
“Always girl.”
*Sniff sniff*
“Stacy, do you smell what I smell?”
“Uh… no?”
“It’s the smell of… busting” Candace smirks.
“Come on Stacy, we have to get back home before whatever my brothers made disappears.” Candace grabbed Stacy’s hand and ran back home.
“Phineas and Ferb! What are you doing?” Candace screamed while entering their backyard.
“Oh, hi Candace. Want some ice cream?” Phineas asked.
“No. I don’t want any of that weird ice cream!”
“It’s not just any ice cream, but huge weird but delicious flavored ice cream cones!”
“I’ll have some!” Stacy said.
“Stacy!”
“What? It smells amazing.”
“Ugh, Whatever! I’m telling mom you are gonna be so busted! Mom!” Candace shouted getting inside the house.
“It’s good isn’t it?” Phineas asked.
“Yeah! What flavor is it?” Stacy answered.
Phineas shrugged. “Okra.”
“Eh?”
-Meanwhile, back to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-
“Perry the Platypus you found them! Thank goodness, you saved me! Too back you won’t be able to save people’s socks too!” Doofenshmirtz said, pressing a red button on the wall.
The sockeradicatorinator started shouting everywhere around the Tri-State Area.
Agent P ran towards the -inator and slid between Doofs feet. He jumped on top of the -inator and pressed the self-destruction button.
“Countdown to self-destruction in 59, 58, 57, 56-“
“You know, I should stop putting self-destruction buttons from now on.”
Agent P grabbed a rope, fastened the -inator with it and jumped out of the balcony and started heading back home.
“Curse you Perry the Platypus!”
-Inside the house, with Candace and Linda-
“Mom! Mom!”
“What is it Candace?”
“You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!”
*Sign* “And what did they do this time?”
“They are eating ice cream.”
“Candace, really? Ice cream? I thought you had a wilder imagination.”
“Not just any ice cream, but huge ice cream cones!”
“Okay, okay Candace. I’ll go. Let me just get the laundry first. You sure do have a lot of white socks.”
Before Linda could turn around the a beam of the sockeradicatorinator hit the laundry making the white socks disappear.
“Huh? Where did they go? I’d swear I took them out of the laundry machine.”
“Come on mom! Hurry up! It’s going to disappear again!”
“Wait Candace! It was here just a moment ago. Where did it-?”
“Welcome to my world…”
-With Agent P-
“9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4-“
“Gyrurururururuk”
Agent P unfastened the -inator, making it fall into the air.
“3, 2, 1, BOOM!”
-Back to the backyard-
“Well, we sure can all agree that today was a very ‘sweet’ day” Phineas made a pun.
“But are we going to do with this Phineas? Our parents will kill us for eating so much ice cream?”
“You are right Isabella. Let me think about it…”
The explosion from the sockeradicatorinator was so big that made the ice cream maker fly into the air.
“Well that was easy.” Buford commented.
“Mom! Mom! Look! See? They are eating ice cream!” Pointing at the boys.
“I see it Candace.”
“You do? Finally… *sniff* I’ve been waiting for this time to come… *sniff* my whole-“
“Although I don’t think this as big as you told me…”
“What?” Said Candace, now looking at the boys.
“Where… where… where is it?”
“So, who wants some pie? Oh wait, sorry I forgot you already had a treat. Who wants some sliced apple?” Linda asked, entering the kitchen to prepare the snacks for the kids.
“It’s okay Candace. Come on, let’s go have some apple.” Said Stacy.
“I didn’t even got the chance to try it… Oh there you are Perry. Come on, let’s go eat some sliced apple.” Candace grumbled, as she was also entering the house.
-With the Buying-Unnecessary-Items-Couple-
“So you bought an ice cream factory without buying an ice cream machine? What do you think? That ice cream machines fall from the sky?”
The wife said as Phineas and Ferb’s ice cream machine fell into the ground next to them.
“Yes, yes I do.”