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burnbetsey: okay who's picking me up today
merculeshulligan: I am bby <3<3
burnbetsey: <3<3<3 thanks babe
johnlawn: who gAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE CUTE WITHOUT US
a.hamslice: wHO DARE
laffytaffy: :'^(((((((((((
merculeshulligan: I'm the one who took the car today and dropped her off while y'all carpooled with Gwash
a.hamslice: oh yeah
merculeshulligan: damn Dad Boyfriend™ back at it again with the responsible nature
laffytaffy: more like Daddy amirite
a.hamslice: IM SCREAMING
johnlawn: OMG I CAN HEAR YOU FROM DOWN THE HALL
burnbetsey: TBH was that necessary
a.hamslice: IM HOLLERING
merculeshulligan: sTOP IM BLUSHING
laffytaffy: ALEX STOP ACTING AS THOUGH YOU HAVENT CALLED HIM THAT ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS
a.hamslice has left the group chat
burnbetsey: TBH WAS THAT NECESSARY
johnlawn: yes
laffytaffy: yes
burnbetsey has added a.hamslice to the group chat
a.hamslice: john
a.hamslice: laf
a.hamslice: we're breaking up
johnlawn: I'll buy you ice cream and the Bee Movie
a.hamslice: jk John were not breaking up
burnbetsey: THAT MOVIE IS NOT COMING INTO OUR APARTMENT WHILE IM ALIVE
johnlawn: I'll buy you ice cream
a.hamslice: ok
laffytaffy: All I have to offer is my dick
a.hamslice: pass
laffytaffy: wOW RUDE
a.hamslice: I want daddy's dick
merculeshulligan: STOP I DONT WANT A BONER AT WORK
johnlawn: same tbh
johnlawn: his thighs are fucking spectacular
burnbetsey: he thick™
laffytaffy: okay true
merculeshulligan: IM GLAD WE CLOSE SOON BECAUS E I WOULDNT BE OKAY OTHERWISE
burnbetsey: you wanna make out in the car when you pic me up?
merculeshulligan: PLEASE
a.hamslice: Martha showed up to take us home bc Gwash is staying late
johnlawn: shouldn't take us long until we're home
a.hamslice: laf is literally bouncing up and down in their seat
laffytaffy: I'm practicing for when I get home
merculeshulligan: oH MY GOD
johnlawn: WERE HOME
burnbetsey: diaZosjqsvsusjanak
a.hamslice: I think she's butt dialing
laffytaffy: someone call her lets get them to nut
johnlawn: IMMA DO IT
merculeshulligan: WHO DID IT
johnlawn: ME
merculeshulligan: YOURE ASS IS MINE WHEN I GET HOME
johnlawn: thank you daddy
merculeshulligan: I