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"Oh my god, Carlos, you just can't force everyone to love you, you get what I mean? " Alex wipes off Carlos' kiss from his cheek, cruelly.
"Ay! That's not very nice! " Carlos pouts and his lower lip looks even bigger than usual.
"Why not? I thought this should be sweet. Lando and Charles never complained about the kissing thing. " Carlos frowns, he doesn't understand why Alex hates him so much and shuts him out from everything.
"That's because Lando has a crush on you and Charles is just being Monégasque for fuck sake. " Alex rolls his eyes with mean face.
"And you? " Carlos lifts his eyebrows and waiting for a better answer.
"The only reason why I haven't punch you in your face is because (a) your pretty face must be insured (b) at least you smell nice. " Alex takes a tissue and wipes his cheek again.
"So you think I'm pretty? " Carlos' face lights up, obviously he's very happy with Alex's answer, so he's gonna ignore Alex's mean wipping movement.
"You know what, maybe you should stop doing stupid things like this, you can't flirt with everyone and expect they fall for you, Carlos, at least not me. " Alex walks away after offering a genuine suggestion to his teammate.
Ouch, Carlos gasps, hands cover his chest, that's harsh. He always want to build up good relationship with his teammate but maybe this time he overdoes it. However, he's not sorry about that.
Next time they see each other, no more cheek kissing. Thank god! Alex cheers in his heart, not even a second, Carlos gives him a forehead kiss.
What the actual fuck? Alex is fuming and he decides not to talk with Carlos during the drivers parade.
"Something funny between you and Alex? " Lando bumps Carlos' shoulder, he always smells gossip in the air.
"No, just Alex doesn't like the kissing thing. " Carlos shrugs, he thinks this is not a big deal but at the same time, it's kinda like a big deal.
"What? like how, that's so sweet! " Lando feels bad for Carlos, he loves Carlos' sweet and gentle kisses, like, literally crazy for it, but he will never let Carlos know, he loved being kissed by Carlos so much that it made his heart aching.
"Right? Unbelievable, this guy. " Carlos sighs and shakes his head.
"Oh and Alex told me, you had a crush on me, is that true? " Carlos pops the tricky question without buffer, Lando's face turns red immediately and he looks like a giant tomato under the sun.
"Wh-what the fuck? M, m not, he's messing up with you! No fucking way. " Lando stutters with an awkward smile on his face.
"Landitooooo " Carlos laughs so hard and pinches his nipple, he knows Lando loves him.
"You're being ridiculous oh my god. " Lando is blushing and escaping from the embarrassment, he's such a bad liar.