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Hello people! Welcome to my collection of random shit made up in my head about my favorite little guys from the fandoms im in!

Im K.O.Glitch, but you can call me glitch! Here are some things about me:

- im 15
-im a girl, she/her
- im italian
- im bisexual and greyaromantic + cupioromantic (i want a partner but i barely talk to people help)
- im an artist an animator!
- my favorite characters are error, ink, cross, epic, dandy, dyle, the whole circus troupe, vee, flyte, ginger, shedletsky, guest 666, 007n7, c00lkid, noli, chance, soren, flameguy, Thomas, nooby and cashier :333
- im an ink, cross, dandy and looey kinnie :333 (kinnie as in "i relate to the characters a lot")

//FANDOM LIST//

-undertale + aus
-forsaken
-dandys world
- jims computer
- pauls journey
- drawn out
- get a snack at 4am
- roblox myths and occasinally creepypastas (depends on which creepypasta)
- ^_^ (happy world with happy people)

I will post one shots, crackfics and my headcanons (and even theories!) There will be angst in a few of em tho :'333

WARNING: MY WORK COULD INCLUDE SENSITIVE TOPICS LIFE SELF HARM, SUICIDE, SEXUAL HARRASSMENT, EATING DISORDERS, TRAUMA AND MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES. IF THIS MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTBLE, FEEL FREE TO SKIP OR LEAVE. IF ANY SENSITIVE TOPICS IS PRESENT I WILL PUT A TRIGGER WARNING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE CHAPTER.

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Im thinking about noli rn so here are some headcanons about him!

- he has bpd

- hes very dramatic and tends to overreact (me core fr)

- he likes attention and praise <3

- he also dresses fancy. He just likes dressing that cuz it makes him stand out and feel good :D
- many people think that hes friends with 007n7 due to an ulterior motive, but the truth is that noli just looked at him a bit and tought: "hmm what a goofy ass loser. I think we could become friends" and so they did!

- 007n7 is also his favorite person, other than Best friend and partner in crime >:3

- his dreams are either him being praised and admired by everyone or the most heart breaking scenario possible.

- when its a nice autumn day he dresses up like your average young adult romance protagonist and goes around Town while sipping his little pumpkin spice latte :3

- hes asexual and sex repulsed

- sometimes he acts over dramatic on purpose for funsies

-hes a very convincing liar, but only to strangers and acquaniances. 007n7 is around? Bro folds under zero pressure

- hes amazing at mimiking voices, so much its scary

- he has used his hallucination powers to make his fake scenarios feel more real. He ended up bawling his eyes out for 3 hours.

- said scenarios usually involved the people he cares about leaving him.

- when he feels like someone is about to leave him, he either clinges onto them or unintentionally pushes them away. He tries his Best.

- he doesn't cry during arguments, he saves the tears up for later, aka after the argument. Then he just cries in his pillow for hours, while the 2 sides of his brain are at eachothers throats. "Its all out fault! We are horrible! They probably hate us now!" Vs "they better do, because THEY were the assholes. Its their fault"

- (projecting) he has contreltophobia, aka the fear of sexual assault. He doesn't know why he has it, cuz hes never been trough that.

Thats it for now lol X3

Have a nice day/night everypony :333

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"Noli. One of the most terrifiying and powerful myths in all of roblox's history."

Builderman exclaims while standing in front of the white board in his office.

"His first appearence results from 2007, when you could still see his account, despite being nonexistent. Many since then have theorized about his existence, and especially, what he is. If you were to ask what exactly is noli, youd get a bunch of answers: some say hes a hacker, some say he has something to do with 1x1x1x1x, others believe hes a glitch or a ghost, some even a godly being. His powers are associated with destruction and deceit, that the mass believes are attribuited by the void star. Said powers include causing hallucination ls and deleting accounts from existance. A true horror for anyone that may come cross HIM. Nobody truly knows what is noli... All they know, is that hes a living nightmare. "

"someone so strong... Someone so dangerous... Someone like noli would definetly have strong allies, like 1x1x1x1x or guest 666, right?"
"yeah, makes sense to me." shedletsky replied while taking a bite of fried chicken.

"so now tell me, shedletsky... Why in the FUCK, would someone like NOLI, have FUCKING 007N7 AS HIS PARTNER IN CRIME?!" "because theyre friends and get along?" said him bluntly.
"NO, NO NO NO NO THERE *HAS* TO BE SOME ULTERIOR MOTIVE, CUZ THERES NO. FUCKING WAY. THAT HES GENUINELY FOND FOR THAT GUY." he yelled, tweaking the fuck out. GEEZ, he really took this seriously huh?

"chill out builderman, why are you getting so worked up over this?" "Shedletsky have you SEE 007N7??? That wet pickle is LITERALLY JUST A GUY. A GUY THAT USES HIS" CoOlGuY" TO CAUSE CHAOS FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT! " builderman mocked. "Why on EARTH would someone like NOLI. NOLI OK? BE MERELY INTERESTED IN THAT ANNOYING PIECE OF SH-" "JESUS BRO CALM DOWN! Damn..." shed was already done with this shit. "look cant we just go get Coffee im tired bro..." "no. Not until i find out why." SHED groaned in annoyment, while builderman kept pacing back and forth to make a possible reason of why noli chose 007n7 out of all people.

Just then, he stopped. He suddenly had an idea...

"...shedletsky. I know how to find out. WE gotta KIDNAP NOLI!" "WHAT? HELL NO MAN IM GOING BACK TO MY WIFE" he then evapored on the spot, leaving builderman alone in his office. "... Ok then... So be it."

[TIMESKIP CUZ IM TOO LAZY LOL]

"WhY oN eArTh DiD yOu TaKe Me Here?" Noli asked in an almost dead tone while tied up on a chair. "" well, i just need you to answer a question for me, then I'll let you go."" AnD wHaT eXaCtLy Is ThE qUeStIoN?" "Why are yo friends with 007n7?" ".. Heh. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHSHSSHSH! WHAT @ DUMBA$$ QU3ST1ON!!! YoU wAnT tHe TrUtH? YOU W4NT TH3 F- FUCKING TRUTH?!" "YES."
"... WeLl... HeH..." he chuckled before giving his answer.

"i actually just looked at him a tought 'hm, what a fucking loser. Im sure we could be great friends' AND SO WE DID!"

Builderman was speechless. He blankly started for a second, then replied "... Youre... Youre fr?" "DAMN RIGHT HES FOR REAL BUILDERBITCH!" a familiar voice exclaimed behind him. Soon enough, builderman got tazed right in the balls. The fell onto the ground and curled up into a ball while whining about his balls. "uhhhh...my balls... MY BALLS... *pain noises*"

"007n7? WhAt ArE yOu DoInG hErE?" "i came here to get you out of here bro. Wait a Second, why didnt you use your hacks to escape?" "BeCaUsE iTs FuNnIeR iF yOu SaVe Me. AlSo, ThE bAlL tAzInG wAs CrAzY! HoW dId YoU eVeN tHiNk Of ThAt?" "idk, i just tought it would be funny. AND IT WAS AAHGHGHFHFJ!!!"

They both laughed like morons for a solid 5 minutes. They escape the studio, leaving builderman alone to suffer cuz of his balls.

THIS was very random lol, its based off a scenario i made up in my head XDD anyways, i hope you liked it! <333

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Ok so, i think its time to explain my au for roblox lore. Its a mix of my headcanons, roblox myths and my forsaken actor au. You see, to me forsaken is kind of like underverse: the characters are actors that play as themselves. In fact, its actually a serie in my au.

Their forsaken selves arent the same as their actual selves, just like in underverse the characters arent exactly like their Canon. This is because theyre acting in a serie :3

Ok thats. Thats all. If one of my works is forsaken i will specify, otherwise its my au of roblox lore :333

(fun fact im writing this while listening to "rakuraku anakushi" by pepoyo) (if i wrote it wrong correct me)

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Have you ever wanted to give your readers a little spook while engaging with your work? No? Well you do now because i have some awesome concepts that you guys can use for this purpose!

There are many ways to spook your readers, but i wanna tell you one in particular: making it seem like something bad will happen and then nothing bad happens. If youre writing angst, dont worry, you can still do this and Save the actual angst for later :3

Now, here are the prompt ideas i made for this concept:

Prompt 1- character A wakes up in the middle of the night because they cant sleep. They look for character B, but when they get to their room, they realize theyre not there. A then goes looking for B. They checked everywhere. In the kitchen, in the bathroom, hell even the backyard! But still, no B in sight. Thats until they hear a loud smash coming from a room.

They go into said room and find everything thrown on the ground. Its all a big messa in there. Just then, A sees B, who's facing the well. "B! Ive been looking for you! What are you doing here?" silence. Not a, single word comes from B's mouth, except a shaky exhale and their breathing. "...B? Are you ok?" A says while getting closer. And when they tap B in the shoulder... The chapter ends. Just kidding, but you could do that for extra suspence.

Going back to our prompt, B slowly turns around... And they... groan confused. "huh? Oh.. Hey A. HOL up, how did i get here? A shit, dont tell me i was sleep walking again..."

And thats it. B was actually sleep walking and wrecked a room. Lol XD

Prompt 2- character C is near a cliff. Its dawn, theres a nice breeze and the warm sunlight lays on C's skin. They take a step forward. Their gaze lands on the sea under the cliff l. They stare for a second. And another second.... And another one. They then close their eyes...inhale...exhale...and then...

...they open their eyes again.And then C sits down to enjoy the nice view and the smell of the ocean :3

Basically the point of this is to give the impression C is gonna kill themselves but they dont. You can use this prompt to make more tension and worry for C.

Prompt 3- character D is chilling in a bar, when a buff, scary looking dude approaches them. "hey, youre D, right?" "the one and only sir, whats up?". The guy just stares. Menacingly.

Meanwhile their friends are looking for D. "GOSH we have to find them, they might get hurt!" E exclaims worried. Once E and F get there, they find D laughing and joking with the dude. "and then i said" sir this is a WENDYS! " AHAHAAUHAHA"

This prompt is for a more comedic use :D

Thats all guys, i hope you like them and use them for your works! You change them to your liking and use them for any type of fic!

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Today school started GUUUUH

At least i ate pizza with my friends at lunch so yay!

Anyways, today im gonna tell u guys about how forsaken would be if it was a serie, just like in my au of roblox lore.

- first of all, its a serie with 3 Seasons of 10 episodes each + an extra episode with all the bloopers :333

- the goal is to ESCAPE THE FORSAKEN REALM!

- theres like 10% percent filler, the rest is just lore and soul crushing angst :'3

- they break the fourth wall sometimes, and you never expect it. The ones who did it are noli, shedletsky, 1x1x1x1x , 007n7 and elliot. They break it for comedic effect most of the time, kinda like this: "why do people find 007n7 Hot? Hes a fucking loser!" "yeah, but i guess SOME PEOPLE *looks directly at the camera* really love to see depressed single dads shirtless" "noli, what are you even looking at?"

- the writers know about the fandom and so they do a bit of trolling, like making you think something bad will happen by ending the episode at the most tense moment, leaving you on the most anguishing cliff hanger known to mankind.

- you know those forsaken theories that say elliot is secrectly a spy or the spectre themselves? Well the writers know about those so they took in a little...running gag. And that is elliot seeming ominous or suspicious accidentally even tho he has nothing to hide. You KNOW they do it on purpose because they raise the tention by changing the music and lighting everytime elliot is alone with one person or by himself.

- heres an example: "elliot! Ive been looking for you-" *everything is a mess and elliot is standing, his back facing chances face* "wh- what happened in here? Did you do all this? Elliot?... Elliot?" "(unstable breathing)" *chance slowly puts a hand on elliots shoulder. He then jerks awake* "WH- NO, I DIDNT EAT YOUR DRAWER- oh what happened here. Oh, hey chance"

- another way they do some trolling is by making u think a character is gonna die and they dont. Noob and 007n7 specifically, but for different reasons. Noob almost dies AT LEAST 5 Times per season by external forces while 007n7 always looks like hes gonna kill himself almost every 2 episodes. Like bros on costant suicide warning. And it gets you every fucking time.

- this is how 007n7 feel like when whatching the show: "my beloved single dad! I love him hes so cool haha- hey. Hey 7. 7n7. What are yo doin. NO. PUT THE ROPE DOWN PUT THE FUCKING ROPE DOWN PLE- oh nvm hes tying a knot. Anyways, i love this guy"

- noob fans on the other hand: "hey! Its my fav lil buddy! Im really enjoying their screentime rn- hey whats happening- HEY- NONNONONONNO FUCKFUCKFUCK DONT DIE PLEASE PLEASE DONT- oh. Theyre fine. Haha, theyre ok... Theyre ok"

- the show can switch from hilarious to depressing to terrifiying every episode. Its an emotional rollercoaster

- it can also be very wholesome <3

Thats all for today! I hope you enjoyed my ideas :DDDD

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Thank you guys for 6 kudos! Have some error sans headcanons as a treat :333

- hes genderfluid and doesnt give two shits about pronouns because destroying the multiverse is more important anyways

- hes also bi. And in the aromantic + asexual spectrum (demiromantic and aceflux specifically)

- cannot like something on a casual Level. That thing he likes? Yeah its his life now. Have fun

- Def watches mlp and pinkie pie is his favorite character (she kinda reminds him of papyrus but he doesn't realize that)

- he makes dolls of his friends and gives them multiple clothes and accessories, sometimes even wigs

- ink and swap are his Best friends <3

- him and fell have a sort of frenemy type relationship because error just keeps stealing shit from his house and now hes not even surprised anymore when that happens. Thye also make fun of eachother a lot. Error likes to call him "loser" or "trashbag" while fell calls them "Windows Vista", "malware" or "glitch bitch" depending on the mood :3

- They have a rivaliry with cross that is not even a real rivaliry at this point because they like eachothers company deep down but will keep this on cuz theyre 2 petty hoes (and for fun)

- they sometimes sleep at inks or swaps house. Thye both made a room only for error but swaps is in the attic while inks is an actual room lolz X3

- he has wears different fashion styles depending on the day. And they all have 4 moods: homeless looking mf, absolute diva, silly critter and grunge thing idk

- he finds hospitals eerie but also comforting. Its a feeling he cant explain. I think hed like traumacore maybe

- if he had a youtube channel his videos would consist of gameplays, random vlogs, rants, animations, funny skits and the most gut wrenching vents you could imagime. So bad that people would make theories about his vents

//OK NOW TIME FOR ANGST EHEHEHEHEHEEHEHWH >:3333//

- he has BPD, C-PTSD and schizophrenia. And haphephobia (Canon)

- hes so fucking depressed he just gave up on being depressed. Since nothing matters why not just go apeshit? Its not like hes gonna live that Long anyways!

- after he left swap in the antivoid he started thinking about things. And that lead him to spiral and realize that hes making someone go trough what he went trough. Now, he doesn't want swap to become an error and suffer the same pain as him. So in this short moment of clarity he goes back and finds swap glitching but not turning into an error. They have a very emotional talk and uhh erro fucking breaks down and just vomits his feelings out and apologises for doing such a horrible thing to someone who doesn't deserve it. After he calmed down, error lets swap go. Because he deserves to have his happy ending. To see his family again. Unlike him.

- a week after swap left he tried to kill himself by jumping into space in outertale, but was saved by star (outertale papyrus). That was only the first of his attempts.

- hes very suicidal. I mean this bitch calls themselves "abomination #n 1" of course he is. In fact, crayonqueen said that if error ever completed his goal (destroy the multiverse) hed kill himself afterwards. This is because he knows hes a dirty glitch just like the others. But doesn't like to think about it.

- sometimes when stressed or extreme guilt spirals he pulls at his eye strings. Sometimes he rips them off as rough as he can. It hurts l, but its fine, because the pain in his body distracts him from the one in his mind.

- has pretty fast mood swings. Hed cry his eyes out for being ugly one minute and then call himself a Hot bitch the next

- insecure as hell, but learning to be more confident.

- he feels like he doesn't deserve his friends. That hes unlovable and a horrible person that will always fuck things up even when he doesn't mean it. His friend are too good fo him. Hes just bad. Its better if they leave him. Because they'll just get hurt if they stay.

- he has 2 sides of his brain fighting at eachothers throats half the time. "no im so horrible its all my fault theyre gonna leave me" vs "theyre assholes who will betray me, its better if i leave first so i dont get hurt"

- tends to isolate himself when upset.

- she definetly cried over fake scenarios or the things she did wrong. Also when something bad happens to her fav characters

- he cant fight papyrus. Its too much. He cant bring himself to hurt him. Because deep down its still his brother. No matter the universe...

- thats why hes so attached to the swap siblings. Because they both remind him of his papyrus. Stretch more tho (swap papyrus)

- hes terrified of fresh. Not only because hes a parasite, but because that fucker doesnt understand boundaries.

Thats all guys love you <333

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Ok so have this headcanon about noob :333

They have insane luck. Not everyday but still.

The WAY this guy has kissed death on the cheek and walked off is CRAZYYY. Like bro, they risked to die so many times and the only reason theyre still alive is either because of some miracle or cuz they saved their ass at the last Second.

The luck applies also to more normal stuff. Like finding 50 robux on the floor, or finding exactly what they need at the right moment in the right place. Oh and winning first try in monopoly. Theyre a master at it and they dont even play that much.

(i just think its funny to give them goofy ass plot armour dkdkdkdl XDDD)

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I DID IT YALL DJSJSJSJSIAKAKAI <33333

Only took me 2 days surprisingly lol XD

Im so happy rn guys ^_^

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HELOOOOOO GUYS! I have some headcanons about epic!

- he uses many abbrevations when he writes and sometimes even uses them in formal documemts on accident

- he has many plushies and figurines. He loves them dearly <3

- bisexual and asexual. He only realized he was asexual when he noticed how he never really seemed to care about having sex himself and how he never really felt sexually attracted to anyone.

- does drag cuz dressing pretty makes him feel good :D

- he likes to experiment with makeup, especially eyeshadow. He has done pre-shower make up multiple Times and will do it again >:)

- his fav cookies are the Classic chocolate chip ones, while his Second favorites are the cocoa ones with chocolate inside

- he visits his friends every week any day!!! He loves him homies fr!!!

Ok, now lets hop onto the more serious and angsty ones :'3

- he has OSDD1-B (other specified dissociative disorder type 1-b) and is a traumagenic system. He has 2 alters, Kurt and sanzy. Epic is the host and has mostly memories related to his purple eye and some flashes of his childhood and the experiments epic gaster did on him. Kurt is a protector and gatekeeper. Hes more cautious and closed off than epic and tends to get paranoid when triggered or stressed. Hes the one with most of the memories about the experiments, including the one epic gaster did on his soul. Sanzy is a little. His mental Age is 10 years old and he uses anime and his plushies as escapism. He has memories of all the things that happened to epic till he was 10.

- he also has C-PTSD and hypersexuality due to the trauma

- epic spent most of his life with no bodily autonomy. He was experimented on from his childhood and abused both psychologically and physically by his father. Its implied in epictale that he even experimented on epics soul, and you guys know that doing such a thing to a monsters soul with no consent is a violation of the monsters being. Epic learned to stay quiet and still to not get punished. To be a good thing. He was ripped away from being a fucking person.

- im sure hes suicidal, i mean him seeing death as rest definetly counts as him being suicidal

- he has hurt himself, sometimes by cutting his wrists and when he stabbed himself in the eye in the "no pain no gain" comic

- he barely interacted with his peers as a kid so his only way to understand how to socialize was anime. You know, unrestriced internet access and Black of socialization is the perfect recepy for a fucked up person who normalized bad things because they were portrayed as funny or acceptable in the media they consumed. This is what happened to epic. Hes come a loong way since then

- when triggered he dissociates BAD

- is actually more touch adverse than what he makes others believe due to what epic gaster did to him, but he just hides it

- he hides his problems because he doesn't want to burden other with them

- he now Takes melatonin to sleep because of his chronic nightmares and insomnia

THATS all for today folks! Thank you for making me reach almost 200 hits! Love you all guys <333

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Another round is over. Every survivor is taking care of their injuries, while also chatting with eachother. Chance kept whining about luck not being on his side, shedletsky talked with builderman about some dispenser strategies to use next round and guest tried to give 007n7 a bit of reassurance, since the round was pretty harsh on him.

Out of all of them, noob was the only one that didnt say a single word. Instead, they decided to go back to their cabin to rest, and maybe have snack while theyre at it. As they walked out of the lobby, elliot silently followed them, and as they were about to get to their cabin, he lightly taped their shoulder.

"hey, noob" "oh hey elliot! Need something?" they asked. "I do actually... Can you come in my cabin? I wanna talk privately...". Noob was a bit surprised by that request, since elliot doesnt usually ask for things. "uhh sure! Lets go". The 2 survivors silently walked togheter till they got to elliots cabin. Once inside, noob sat on the couch and rested their legs on a chair near them. "so, what do ya need elliot?"

"its a bit of a... Strange request, but im sure you'll accept it. At least... I hope so." said him as he locked the cabin door. His demeanor was a bit strange, but noob didnt really focus on that. "eh, nothing is TOO weird for me. I mean, ive certainely seen weird stuff happene, hehe!"

"oh, well in that case..." he got closer. Now he was right in front of noob. "can you... Uh...". Silence. Awkward silence. Elliot was fidgeting with with his shirt collar while noob patiently waited for him to speak.

"... Can you get me... A few candies? I finished my insulin. And until i find more i need something to keep me from collapsing on the floor during rounds due to my messed up blood sugar."

" 'course dude! I' ll see what i can find for ya!" "thanks noob. Sorry for taking so Long, i just didnt want to bother you because you probably already have your own stuff going on-" noob got up and walked up him. "elliot, youre not a bother. Especially because your request is for health reasons. Dont feel bad about asking others to help you. After all, you always helped me, i think its time for me to return the favour."

"... Thank you noob. This means a lot :>" "youre welcome! Have a good night elliot!". Elliot unlocked the door and gave noob goodnight. They waved back at him, and after a minute they finally got to their cabin. They immediately ploffed onto the bed and fell into a deep sleep, while another round awaits them for the next day.

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Ok thats all for you guys! I hope u enjoyed this short one shot!

(PS: i headcanon elliot to be diabetic, hence why he talked about insuline and such)

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Ahh, what a wonderful night to spend with his friends. Epic and the rest of the chromatic crew were whatching a horror movie. Nothing special right? WRONG. It was Chaos. Epic waited for the perfect moment to prank everyone, cross was screaming like a teapot at every jumpscare, delta and color were arguing about the plot while killer remained unfazed trough the cacaphony.

Eventually, the moment the killer sneaked up behind the main character, epic jumped from behind the couch while wearing a ghost face ripoff mask. Cross jumped out of his seat, and so did the others, tough less intensly. Killer just flinched, altough you could tell he did get a lil scared."DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD I LOST 20 YEARS OF MY LIFE oh my god..." cross complained, still shook by epics prank. "LMAO BRUH U SHUD HAVE SEEN UR FACE! BWHAAHAHAHAH!" he was laughing so hard he fell onto the floor.

Once the movie ended, everyone went back to their rooms." good night everyone... *yawn*" color was waiting for a reply." I dont think any of us will be able to sleep after whatching that..." "pft, come on cross, its just a movie. No need to be scared." killer told him. "good night yall" "good night". After that, they all closed their doors and went to sleep.Epic went straight for his bed and quickly tucked himself in the covers. Then he turned off the light on his desk. He was now ready to rest.

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Well... Not really. Despite all the jokes that movie truly was...something. It was surprisingly pretty eerie despite being a cheap slasher horror. A certain scene managed to creep him out the most: the one in the bathroom. A character was taking a shower when suddenly the killer caught them and killed them. Their death was more violent and graphic than all the other ones in the movie. Maybe thats why epic found it so unsetteling. I mean, he never really liked bathrooms anyways. Well, not empty boring ones at least. The one the character was in looked straight out of a fucking hospital. Or even worse. A lab. But lets not dive into that yet. It probably creeped him out also because dying naked is probably the worst way to die. Man, he should really sleep now. Its pretty late. He sighed and turned to the side as he closed his eyes, trying to fall asleep. But that didnt really work, because his mind was still racing. Maybe he should count. Yeah, that will help him sleep. Epic started counting in his head. 1........2...........3..............4............................5...........aand now hes out. Nice.

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"hhmmm... Why is it so cold?" epic tought to himself. He slowly opened his eyes just to realized he was on the floor. But not any floor. A bathroom floor. He instantly sit up and looked around in horror. This was the labs bathroom. Oh no. Oh nonononono. This is not good. He got up and walked close to the shower. The wall had cracks from the many Times gester slammed him on it. Epic flinched at the memories resurfacing back into his mind, as he started looking for a exit. Thankfully, there was a door right behind him.But just as he was about to open it, he Heard gesters voice. He was looking for him.

"oh saaaans? Where are you? Come on out, im not done with you yeeet~. There are still a few tests you have to dooo~". Epic froze. Oh god, this cannot be real. He cant go trough all those experiments again. He cant let gester use him for his twisted research again. Loud bangs came from the door. *He* was trying to get inside.

"Come ooon sans, i know youre in there. Theres no point in hiding... You stand no chance against me."

Epic snapped back and rushed to keep the door closed. His breathing started getting irregular, and his heartbeat faster. Everything was so blurry... And dark... And red. Yeah. Red. The banging got louder and louder as gester kept yelling at him more and more.

Eventually, he became desperate. He was basically using all of his strenght to keep that sick fuck from entering the bathroom. Pushing and smashing himself onto the door. Grunting and painting as he did so. His feet kept slipping on themselves, yet he still stood his ground. He wasnt gonna let him in. He cant let him in. If he does, god knows what hes gonna do to him.Gester peeked from the slight gap in the door. He looked directly in epics eyes. His face was becoming more distorted the more epic looked at him.

"Ep¡c! LE T M3 IN EP¡¢! W0MT Y0U L3T ME 1N EP1CC??? COME 0000NNN NOWWWW, ¡ NEEED Y0UR S0UL EP1C!!!"

"WONT YOU BE GOOD EPIC? COME ON, BE A G00D LITTLE T H I N G FOR ME!"

"LET ME IN."

"LET ME IN"

"I SAID LET ME IN YOU FUCKING BRAT!"

"I PROMISE IF YOU LET ME DO WHAT I NEED TO DO YOU WONT FEEL A S I N G L E T H I N G"

Eyes. Eyes everywhere. They were all over the walls. Epic sobbed as he kept trying to keep the door closed. No. He cant. He cant let him hurt him again. He cant let him touch and warp his soul as he pleases. He cant let himself be treated like a fucking object. He cant. No, he cant let that happen. His panic grew more and more as the yelling and banging became unbearable. Everything started looking more and more distorted. It was all too bright. Too loud. Too much. He cant take it. He cant take it anymore.

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"Leave me alone...leave me alone!...."

"LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SICK FUCK! LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALOOONE!!! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE IM BEGGING YOU! PLEASE STOP IIIIHIHIT! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT- "

"M A K E I T A L L S T O P -"

....

Epic gasped in terror after opening his eyes. He wasnt in the lab. He was in his bed. He slowly sit up and took a look at his surroundings. He was in his room. It was all a bad dream. It wasnt real. Gester will never come back to hurt him. Hes safe... Hes safe... Everything is fine. Everything is ok. Hes never gonna be hurt again. He wont be treated as an object again. He wont be forced to stay quiet and obey. Hes ok. Hes safe. His friends are, sleeping in the other rooms. Everything is ok. Everything is ok.

Cross was woken by the sound of his door opening. He drowsily looked at whoever was at the door.

"... Hey bruh."

"... Hwhat is it dude... Its so late..."

"... Can i sleep with you?"

"... 'course... But why? Did you have another nightmare?"

"...yeah."

"...*sigh*...come here".

Epic held cross tightly to himself. He then covered himself with the blanket. Now that cross was by his side, he felt safer. More at ease.

"good night dude... Love you"

"... Good night. I love you too... Bruh"

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Ok so. Where do we even start gang... 💔

Error. Is a suicidal motherfucker. Yet no one talks about it. Ive only seen like, 3 people talk about it properly. Now without any further do lets dive into this topic!

First things first, he literally calls himself abomination #1. Deep down he KNOWS hes an anomaly as well, and in fact considers himself to be the biggest one. Because hes literally a "dirty glitch". Altough he tries to not think about it too much. This guy fucking hates himself.

Second, crayonqueen literally said in one of her posts that if error somehow managed to achieve his goal, aka destroy all the aus, he would kill himself in the end. Yeah, you heard me. And she also said that if he ever got unerrored or realized what hes been doing (because his ass doesnt realize how hypocritical he is and how wrong are the things he does) he would, you guessed it, KILL HIMSELF. Basically this guy has no happy ending, because hed just end up committing suicide. So the Best thing is for him to just. Continue destroying. Damn this is so tragic holy shit-

Third, i have even MORE examples of him hating himself:

- when that anon asked if he would ever collab with himself, he replied with this: "oh man, now way. Id never work with that guy. Between you and i? the guy is totally unhinged!". Already says a lot

- in the flashback of him being in ghosttale at one point theres this disturbing panel where hes breaking down and in the background it says "YOU DONT DESERVE HAPPINESS" over and over.

- one of the anons asked if its bad that they prefer his brother over him and he said "nah, i prefer him over me too." pretty self explanatory.

So yeah l, i think we can tell this guy is NOT ok. At all.

Usually his suicidal tendencies arent really aknowlaged by the fandom unless its FGOD or errorink. Or Destructive death. And the portrayal isnt the Best. Because he usually gets turned into a fucking cry baby wimp who's depressed as hell and shit. That is NOT error dawg.

Anyways thats it for today, sorry for the rant lolz X3

(PS: I DO NOT HAVE BEEF WITH THE SHIPS, I JUST NOTICED THAT IT OFTEN HAPPENS WITH THOSE SHIPS)

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ALRIGHT SO-

I will probably make vent one shots. To cope with my sad stupid life idk

Cross will be my victim of choice (i kin him) <3

Nah i relate to him sm despite barely having the trauma he has WHAT

In short: i will vent by projecting onto cross :'3

So sorry for not posting btw hopefully i get some ideas to write stuff 🥀

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Just another night alone in his room. Scrolling on social media while listening to music. Thats what cross did most of the time. But its also at this hour that some concerning thoughts start coming up.

At one point, the song "failure girl" came on. It was an Utau cover made by a youtuber he likes. The mv showed a girl holding out a pair of scissors. Nothing special. Just scissors. And towards the end, it was implied she used those scissors to cut her face. Hm. Pretty grotesque. He put his Phone down. Turned off the music from his laptop. And just rested his back on the chair he was sitting on. He looked around the room while his mind was thinking about the mv. Carving your face with scissors must be really painful. Wonder how it would feel.

Ugh, no, he needs to stop thinking about this type of stuff.

He picked his Phone back up and started doom Scrolling again. He needed something to distract him. But apparently, his mind didnt want him to have peace that night. Because his gaze laid on the scissors standing on his desk. He looked at them. Then he lift up his sleeve and stared at his arm. Then back at the scissors.

"i wonder how it would feel...what would happen...If i just...picked up those scissors... And carved my wrist open." he tought.

"i Wonder how much i would bleed. How much it would hurt. I Wonder if others would notice. I Wonder how that slash would look like, carved deep into my bones. I Wonder what would happen if i just dug so deep i could see the inside of my-"

"NO. Stop it. Stop thinking about it cross. It would be so painful. You hate pain. Because it scares you. Just the thought of feeling pain makes a shiver run down your spine. You would never be able to do that to yourself."

...Unless...

"... It would leave a scar, right?... I Wonder how those type of scars would look on me. They would look so good...so good..."

...

"...wait- NO, WHAT AM I THINKING? This is wrong on SO many levels..."

" ugh...why...why am i like this? I dont even have a good reason to have thoughts like these..."

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Ok, thats enough. He looked away from the scissors and got up as he looked at the time. 0:37 AM. Ma it was late...he should sleep.

Yeah. Sleep would surely stop those awful toughts from bothering him.

He walked to his bed and tucked himself in the covers. Once he turned his Phone off, he was ready to sleep.

The thoughts will finally leave him alone. Hopefully.

PS: dont worry im ok, i will never act on those thoughts. Im too scared to do so :'3

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Sorry for not posting, have some headcanons about ur favorite friend chicken Lover <333

- he likes to troll people, both irl and online

- he met brighteyes when he was still telamon. It was love at first sight for both of them

- he read a lot of yaoi fanfics in his teens, now he doesnt read em anymore cuz hes TOO old for that shit (or is he?)

- after banishing 1x1x1x1 into the void dimension he decided to disguise himself as a human. Because of how terrible he felt after doing that.

- sonofsevenless is a disguise he uses sometimes either for special admins missions or for funsies

- hes very comfortable with his Sexuality and doesnt give two shits if something hes wearing is considered "girly"

- he easily suffers from the heat. Once in the forsaken studio the a was broken for 2 weeks. He was basically suffering while on set >_<

// Ok, now time for the sad headcanons >:3

- if shedletsky is eating less than usual, theres something wrong with him.

- he bottles up his negative emotions a lot and dives into his stereotypes to not worry others. Like hed say "me? Sad? Nah, why would i be? Im a jolly friend chicken lover!" to avoid opening up to someone

- he rarely gets mad, but when he does...it gets bad. And the worst part is that hes...awfully similar to someone when his anger takes over.

- 1x1x1x1 likes to torment shedletsky in his Dreams. He also likes to enter in his mind to convince him to let hatred take over.

- when extremely upset he starts picking at his feathers or banging against the wall. The pain of the body distracts him from the pain of his mind.

- telamon once believed that it would have been better if he was gone. Turning his own hatred into a living being was the worst thing he could ever do, and now? People are getting hurt. And its all his fault. Sometimes he still thinks like this. Maybe his death will finally stop this mandness. But is it really worth it? It would be selfish to kill himself. He cant just let his loved ones down like that.

I hope you enjoyed these headcanons even tough they arent many. I plan on writing an angst oneshot with brighteyes soon :DDD

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It was the 3rd week of march, which meant that spring was getting closer. And of course, with a new season approaching, it was the perfect time for a nice seasonal clean up! Brighteyes and shedletsky decided to do that clean up in that afternoon. They split eachothers tasks and got to work.

After cleaning the various rooms and the floor, there were only 2 left: the garage and the basement. Brighteyes got down the stairs and once inside, she could finally start tidying up the basement

She mopped the floor, cleaned off the dust from the shelves and of course reorganized the furniture. Then she started sorting what to keep and what to throw out. She started digging trough the various boxes and made one pile on the floor of things to throw away. As she kept looking around, she found a box under the staircase. It looked pretty old. She sat down and opened it. All she found inside was a short white dress. Oh. Brighteyes remembered that dress. She bought it for a special date with her ex boyfriend she had in her teens. However, that date turned into a nightmare.

She was only 14. Her boyfriend was a 17 year old senior. They met outside the school, casually chatting with eachother. Little did they know that one conversation would be the start of a loving romance...at least for the first 3 months. After those 3 months, he started getting very...weird. He got jealous everytime brighteyes talked to other guys. He tried to make her hang out less with her friends. He started "asking" her to...do things with him. And everytime she refused? He would ignore her for weeks. It kept going like this, and brighteyes was, slowly realizing that her boyfriend wasnt the Man she thought he was. That if he did love her he wouldn't be so...possessive. Unfotunately, the final realization happened on that one night of june.

He asked brighteyes out for a date at his place. She was so nervous she spent weeks trying to find the Perfect outfit for it! Finally, she managed to find the Perfect dress: it was a short, white dress, with a ruffled skirt and thin straps. She paired it with a pair of Red heels that she stole from her mom. That evening, on 3rd June, she sneaked out to her boyfriends house. Once there, she knocked at his door. She was immediately greeted by his smile as he took her hand and took her inside. First, he gave brighteyes a little tour of his house. It was a nice house, with an attic and a balcony. But the Best part was the living room. The couch was long and Red, its cushions soft like a pillow. In front of it there was a big TV.

The first half of the date went on as any normal date would. Eating snacks while whatching crappy shows, playing in the garden, cuddling...

Once they both sat back on the couch, brighteyes looked at the clock. 10:00 PM? Holy shit, it was so late! If her parents didnt find her at home, she was for sure getting grounded! She immediately got up and started walking towards the door. "sorry i gotta go, if my parents dont find me home theyre gonna beat my ass!"

"leaving so early? Man, i wanted to surprise you..."

She started back at him. "oh uh...surprise me with what?"

"well, i wanted to give you a...special experience. You know, we've been togheter for 7 months now... And i think its finally time we get juicy with it." he said while unbuckling his belt.

Brighteyes just started, not knowing how to respond. She was NOT ready to lose her virginity. And especially not that night.

She hesitated a bit before replying: "I uh... I dont wanna do that...i just dont feel ready yet-"

"of course...its what you always say. Listen, do you even care about me Christina?"

"... What? Of course i c-"

"then why do you always back away everytime i ask to have sex with you? Are you scared or something?"

He started getting closer.

"im- im not scared! I just- dont think im ready yet, im too young-"

"too Young? Come on, we are teenagers! Dont you wanna have some experience?

He grabbed her face gently.

" i promise ill be gentle~"

That phrase alone made shivers run down her spine. No. She didnt want to do this. She wasnt gonna give him what she wants.

In that moment, reality finally hit. He didnt love her. He just wanted a thing. A thing to use and to possess. If he did love her, he wouldn't give her the silent treatement everytime she didnt do something he wanted.

Once the realization hit, she immediately pushed him away. "I dont care if youre gonna be gentle, i told yo i dont wanna do it! -"

"YOU BITCH! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! COME ON, AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU! I EVEN SET THIS FUCKING DATE, AND YOU DONT EVEN REPAYME???" he yelled at her. He wasnt pretending to care anymore. Now, he really did show his True colors.

Brighteyes ran away in the kitchen, as he ran after her furious. She, was desperate to find an item to defend herself with, because she was sure that if she didnt, she would end up like all those other girls on the newspaper. And she couldnt let it end that way.

"HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"

He was running after her.

As she got in front of the counter, he grabbed her by the wrist. She kept pulling her arm away from his grip, getting more and more tense.

"LET GO OF ME-"

"NO! IM NOT LETTING YOU GET AWAY THIS TIME! YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DENIED MY NEEDS LIKE THAT"

"I SAID-"

she managed to pick up a pair of scissors.

"LET."

"GO"

"OF"

"MEEEE!!!"

She stabbed his eye with the scissors out of impulse to get away. Blood squirted on her dress as she ripped the knife out his eye. He fell on the floor and started screaming and wailing in pain. Blood kept pouring like a fountain.

Brighteyes looked down art her hands. They were covered in blood. Just like her dress and her face. She just stood there, frozen.

Oh my god. She just stabbed a man. In his eyeball.

"NGH YOU YOU SICK---- BITCH!!! S-STOP STA-HANDING THERE AND HELP MEEEE!" he sobbed in pain.

In that moment, she finally snapped out of it and started slowly walking away before running out the door at full speed.

She ran and ran, without ever looking back. Without paying attention to his pained cries. Just trying to go home.

She wanted to cry. To scream. But instead, she just kept running. Because she needed to get away from that house. Fast.

Brighteyes blinked. She was, still holding the dress. She the head a voice calling her name. It was her fiance, Shedletsky.
He looked at her and exclaimed: "brighteyes, you good? Geez, you look pretty lost in thought! So, what do we do with that dress youre holding? Are we gonna keep it oor-"

"nah, lets throw it away. I wanted to get rid of it for years, might as, well do it now!"

"oh, ok then! Put in the dump pile!"

"alrighty!!!"

It was time to get rid of it. It was time to finally let go of that nightmare. Now shes safe. Loved. Respected. She can finally move on.

I hope you enjoyed this angst one shot! Man i didnt post a new chapter in weeks sorry gang :'3