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morty and eusine were on a road trip around johto . morty was driving and eusine was in the passenger seat. (eusine was too busy being autistic about suicune to ever get his license)
anyways the sun was setting and morty was feeling lowkey romantical with it so as they drove down this road he took his hands of the wheel and then him and eusine started making out . and it was really going well until suddenly the car lurched really violently and there was a horrifying loud thud noise and it scared the shit out of the both of them.
so they stepped out of the car and the whole time eusine was saying shit like 'i really hope it wasnt a girafarig' until they walked to the front of the car and saw that they had hit SUICUNE!!
eusine fell to his knees in utter dismay and shock and then he like started crying as he kneeled by the dying suicune. morty was horrified what the fuck was he supposed to say. suddently he remembered he had super potions in his bag so he took one out and like. sprayed them on suicune. and it worked and suicune stood up and said 'thank you' with real human words which was honestly really scary.
suicune isnt supposed to do that! anyways it then ran away back into the woods and morty got back up and he said 'thank arceus for super potions' and then he also said 'that was kindof fuckign stupid of suicune to get hit by a car'
morty agreed with him and then they both got back into the car and they drove like maybe 2 miles before the homoerotic tension became too strong and they had to pull over and have gay sex in a car. in the middle of it eusine sat up and said 'i cant believe im having gay sex with someone who hit suicune with his car' and morty made a face at him and eusine apologized and then they drove to a motel and went to bed like normal functioning people