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2025-09-11
Updated:
2025-09-13
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Charlie Kirk gets the queen card

Chapter 1

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Before Charlie started his dEbAtE, he picked up a queen card on the ground, stuffing it into his pocket. Unbeknownst to him, the yellowjackets were watching from a distance.

“The wilderness has chosen.” Lottie said, making Laura Lee drool because she was so in love with her.

“Misty, follow me” Nat kissed her girlfriend before the two went onto the roof so Nat could get a better aim. Van went up to the mic so she could pull a deez nuts joke on Charlie. (he fell for it LOL) Making Tai horny.

And then, PANG!

“Number one victory royale fr!!” Misty said, being the lil simp that she is.

And then they went to a gay bar, the end.

Chapter 2: Nancy Mace’s tantrum (bonus oneshot)

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She was pacing around the living room, trying to figure out how to blame liberals, transgenders, people from anywhere except for america because that’s what her brainwashed mind has programmed her to do.

She opened twitter on her phone, and she saw an article about Charlie’s killer was a white, cisgendered man.

“NOOOOAAAAAAAGGGHHRHRRHRHRHTHRHTHRHHRVRBTBTBTBGWWHXXZCGGGGHTJBTTJJTTJ” She screamed like a fucking banshee. She dropped to the ground, throwing a fit because she couldn’t blame the people I named above.

She posted some tweets, trying to make herself look like a good person, refusing to acknowledge that she said a slur in a video.
She felt proud of herself, genuinely believing that she was a saint.