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Madoka runs around the crowd looking for Dazai frantically, she can't face this racist piece of shit without Dazai!
She keeps looking around be eventually stops at a bench to get some rest, she looks up at Charlie Kirk, the horrible man.
I think he's saying something about gun violence? Madoka can barely tell.
Suddenly BAM! Charlie Kirk is shot in the neck! Madoka jumps at the sight! The graphic image of crimson blood falling from his neck as he drops to the floor, It was a horrifying sight.
Suddenly Madoka jumps up in an adrenaline rush, rapidly looking for Dazai more frantically.
"Dazai! Dazai!" Madoka runs behind the building as police car sirens ring closer, and she sees Dazai jumping down giggling.
"Dazai!" Madoka exclaims as she jumps into Dazai's arms.
"W-What happened!? Where were you!"
"Do you see Charlie get shot?" Dazai asked Madoka, his grin still present on his face
"Y-yes..Wait..That was you Dazai! Oh what a hero you are!"
Suddenly all the worry left Madoka as she realized it was her boyfriend who shot the bitch!
"Of course it was me!" Right then and there Dazai pulled Madoka into in a tighter embrace, then kissed her.
Madozai yummy
