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Misterman kept walking around back and forth around church floor, if he walked anymore he would have started to make large straight line crossing the floor. He stopped only to look at his watch to see the time it almost time for the wedding to start and Umbert was no where insight.
He was still worrying about if his bride to be, wondering of he was ready yet.
" Oh Umbert, what's taking you so long my love?." He thought in his head. " I better see what's taking the love of my life so long." Misterman went out of the chapel to find Umbert and ask him what taking so long, since their wedding about to start and all the guest had made it to there seats, waiting on the wedding to start. Even the priest was getting impatient with all the waiting. Misterman walked through a hallway and knocked on one of the doors to which a voice responds " Yes, come in." It was Umbert. Misterman opened the door and walked in only to find Umbert sitting on a bed in a white wedding grown holding a tissue in his hands.
Misterman sat on the bed next to him and looked at him
" What's wrong babe, nervous about us getting married ?." He asked sweetly. Umbert shook his head and said " I'm just so happy that I'm about to marrying the love of my life." he said weeping tears of joy. Misterman smiled and give a kiss on the cheek causing Umbert to blush. Then why were you crying my love ?." Umbert got quite for a moment and said sadly. " I overheard one of the bridesmaids at a other wedding say that our wedding wasn't good enough it wasn't perfect. and I realize that what if the decorations aren't good enough what if we invited too many guest, what about our cake, also would you be happy with how the wedding turnsout ? , and what about the dress , would you be happy with everything ?." Umbert blow into his tissue, wiping away a tear with a hand. Misterman put a hand on his shoulder and he stared right into Umbert's beautiful blue eyes and said " Our wedding is perfect and so is the cake and you look stunning in that dress, I never seen a more beautiful bride in my life, Umbert sweetie ." Umbert smiled wiping a tear, he let a small sniff from his nose. " Do you really mean that Misterman, my love ? ." He nodded at Umbert and give him a kiss on the cheek. He wiped away his tears and grabbed Umbert by the hand and he walked him out the room into the chapel.
" Come Umbert, let's start our new lives together just you and me." Misterman said taking Umbert by the arm. Umbert nodded still holding his hand into his.
" Oh and Umbert, if that bridesmaids from the other wedding over comes back remind me to sharpen my scythe later." " MISTERMAN GUYFELLA, YOU won't dare to that ?!." He laughed and shook his head. " I'm teasing Umbert, I won't dream of it." Umbert glared at him then smiled at him. " What i am going to do with you ?." Umbert said with a sigh. " Love me forever." Misterman said with a grin. " Of course I will, forever and always." Umbert said opening the door to chapel.
" Besides Umbert honey, we fight for animation rights and who's to say that wasn't AI robot that you overheard, if i would have know we would have kicked out with our love and your knowledge." Misterman said sweetly.
Umbert laughed. " Ha, I'm guessing we have."
As soon they walked into that room their lives as husbands was about to began,
" I'm sorry we are late, my future husband was a little sad, but he is okay now aren't you honey ?." Misterman holding Umbert's hand. Umbert nodded and went up to the priest with Misterman. The priest nodded and sighed with relief. The rings we brought to the both of them in a pillow. He took the ring holding it in his left hand to Misterman's handn who stuck out his wedding finger, he turned to Misterman, and Misterman turned to face them holding the same ring to Umbert's wedding finger. The priest said " Do Umbert Actually, Take Misterman Guyfella as you're lawfully wedding husband, to have and hold in both sickness and in health, and to love and cherish as long as you both shall live until death do you part ?." " I do." said Umbert.
" Now repeat after me Umbert." Said the priest " With this ring i thy wed to have and to hold and take you Misterman Guyfella as my husband." Umbert put the ring on Misterman's finger. " Now you Misterman Guyfella repeat after me the same vows you say to Umbert." The priest said. " With this ring I thy wed to have and to hold and take you Umbert Actually as my husband." Misterman put the ring on Umbert's finger. " and the priest said " The power in vested in me and the holy spirit and of God, I now produce you husband and husband, you may now kiss."
Misterman and Umbert both leaned in give each other a kiss on the lips. The crowd in chapel cheered and Umbert throw his flowers in his hand . Misterman and Umbert both went out the church and hop into a large pink and green car. And drove out the church and went off to start their honeymoon