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"It's a pretty nice view, don't you think, mi amigo?" Zacharie turned his head towards The Batter, tilting it slightly.
"Yes. It is quite... nice." The Batter replied, quietly swinging his legs as his feet graze the so-called sea of plastic.
"I must agree, dear Batter." The masked man added, looking back down. "You're bored, am I right?"
Batter nodded silently, and they looked at eachother.
"Tahahaha. Just as always..." He paused, "Maybe, we could try something?"
"Like... what?" He tilted his head further to the side like a confused cat.
"Come closer, compañero." He answered, his expression unchanging behind the frog mask of his. Batter leaned over towards him, "Like this?" Before he could say anything else, Zacharie pressed his face (mask?) against The Batter's, kissing him sloppily.
Batter hesitated, but ended up leaning in, kissing the masked merchant back and placing his hands on the back of his head awkwardly. The kiss must've lasted a couple of minutes, who knows.
They finally pulled away from eachother, Batter slightly panting.
"That was... fun. Right, compadre?"