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2016-06-03
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2016-07-14
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8/?
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Star Wars Daycare

Summary:

Han and Leia combine forces to deal with their greatest foe yet... babies!!!! As in the TFA cast as smol children they must watch over.

Notes:

So I saw this post on Tumblr [http://kayla-bird.tumblr.com/post/142307866034/the-tfa-main-characters-as-toddlers-i-have-babysat] and I couldn’t help myself. (Full credit to kayla-bird for the idea, I just thought it’d be fun to expand it and put my own twist into it!) Basically it’s the TFA cast as toddlers and I thought who better to watch them than the king of sass and the galaxy’s resident badass. Enjoy! I think I’m gonna make this a series of short one shots, coz that seems to suit this more.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Tiny Kids Should Not Be Flying

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“YOU LET POE DO WHAT?!???!” Leia shrieked, “For the love of all that is.. How many years I’ve had to put up with this…. You don’t just.. HE IS A CHILD. STOP LAUGHING AT ME!”

Han could only roll over laughing with a very confused young Poe dangling out of a small makeshift aircraft hovering a few feet above the ground. “But look, he’s a natural! He loves it up there!”

Leia crossed her arms and glared daggers at the man-child who dare claim he was great with kids. “He is going to fall, you idiot. What even possessed you to-“

Leia paused, “How did you even make that?”

“Well, if you should know, little Poe helped me out with it. Like I said, he’s a genius.”

“And by genius, you mean a carbon copy of yourself?” Leia asked, before effortlessly catching Poe who climbed out of the hovering craft in the hopes he could also fly.

Finn came running from seemingly nowhere. “Poe hurt?” He asked, alarmed.

“Poe fine.” Poe answered, grinning. “Wan take a ride wif me?”

“Absolutely no flying in here. You guys are banned from flying. It’s too dangerous for children. Go along now. How about you both get a piggy back ride from Chewie?” Leia suggested.

“Yea alright!!” The two chimed in unison before taking off.

“And as for you,” Leia turned around, “No flying for you either.”

“What?! No fair!!” Han whined. He attempted to reason with his wife and failed multiple times, before resorting to whining.

Leia walked over to the pouting man and kissed his cheek, “You’re so dramatic.”

Craaaaaaaaaaash!!!!

“How much you wanna bet that was Rey?” Leia asked, grinning.