Chapter 1: Sneaking In
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It's midnight. Most Twisteds are on their free-time, including Dandy. It has been a long day of chasing and killing Toons... And now he can finally hang around with his teammates whilst the Toons are not here. Dandy missed Astro a lot.. so he went to find him first.
Dandy found Astro in Sprout's restaurant map eating leftover snacks with Shelly and Brightney.
"Astrooo!!" He called out whilst approaching their table.
The moon flinched a little, and as soon as he turned around to see Dandy, he stood up and started walking towards him as well.
"Dandy!" He said with an enlightened expression. He hugged Dandy's face as soon as they reunited, and shared some giggles with him. "How are you, my dear?"
Dandy sat on the ground, in a position that looked like a cat loafing. "I missed you so much, it hasn't been fun today..."
"Yeah Dandy's right..." The dino exclaimed. "There was an uncanny amount of distractors today, Brightney barely even caught up!"
"And what are you girls doing?" The flower asked.
The Lamp's red light flickered, she stood up and replied. "After finishing my work, I found Astro and Shelly on the same floor with me, and a bunch of snacks left over by the Toons, so we decided to dine together and speak about some things!" She handed a box of chocolates to Dandy. "Do you want to join us as well?"
Dandy let out a giggle. "That's so kind of ya, Brightney! But no thank you. I wanted to take Astro with me, I missed him."
Astro turned to Dandy. "I remember you told me yesterday that you wanted us to have a sleepover in private, right?
"Yup, correct! Just the two of us!" The flower was particularly happy with this statement.
"Alrighty then, you dorks! I think I'll call Tisha to join me and Brightney on this feast. Who knows, maybe she found something interesting too!" The paleontologist spoke.
Brightney turned to Shelly with the bag of snacks. "She always finds something cool after her shift, even Gigi is jealous!"
"See ya, girls! Tell me everything that happened whilst y'all find Tisha!" Dandy went away as Astro waved at them.
"Byeee!" The Nerd girls waved back.
The couple went straight to the elevator. Dandy was pretty happy to gossip to Astro about a tiny secret he has.
"I know a spot where no one might disturb us..." Dandy spoke to the dreamer. "... Though it might be a little risky to reach."
"And what would that place be?" Astro questioned.
"Somewhere in the underground station, where Dyle slithers around... There is a room accessible when the elevator panic mode is turned on. However, I know how to access the room as well, and no one else!" Dandy answered.
Astro blinked. "..And what do you mean when you said it's risky to reach?"
Dandy sheepishly replied "...Well... The room belongs to Dyle himself.. though be never really enters it. In order to get there, we'd have to be sneaky."
"That's not a difficult challenge!" The moon smiled. "I'm usually quiet.. so I think I could sneak in without an issue."
"In that case, we have no issues then!" The flower smiled as well.
When the elevator door opened, Dandy could see Tisha there already! He guided Astro through the floor as they tried their best not to get caught by anyone... Especially Dyle. The flower kept his ground low, as Astro tip-toed right behind him, observing the area. Eventually they found the blue door.
Dandy whispered to Astro. "Now let me just..." The door had opened. "There we go!" Both of them quickly got in and Dandy closed the blue door shut. The room was kind of cramped, but cozy. There was a plate of cookies next to Astro, which he didn't refuse to take.
"Ooh, so there is a small TV in here, perfect! We might as well binge-watch our old episodes!" Dandy said gleefully.
"And there's a beanbag on top of here, we might get cozy pretty fast." The dreamer smiled.
..Though that comment slightly upset the flower. "Hey, what about me? Am I not cozy?" He spoke in a tone that clearly indicates he wants attention.
Astro chuckled. "Yes you are, my dear. You're very silly too.. you know that?" The moon gushed. "You're the best thing that happened to me, Dandy. No matter what."
The flower's eyes dilate. "Awhhh!! And you're the best thing that happened to me!" He smiled widely. "I love you more than anything, my moonlight!"
"I love you too, my sunshine." Astro smiled back, as Dandy pulled him closer.
They shared a few delicate kisses together, and started watching the old episodes. Binging on snacks, Dandy lying down in a croissant position with Astro cuddling him, just joy and laughter could be heard from them. Eventually, from time to time they would kiss each other, play rock paper scissors, or simply embrace each other's company.
After an hour worth of episodes, they shared a sweet kiss again... Which slowly started getting intense. They pulled away for a moment to catch a breath, just to come back deeper. Eventually, The dreamer grabbed the flower's face as their tongues intertwined and fought for dominance. they both soon ran outta breath and pulled out with a hot string leaking out...
After a moment, Dandy realised where this was going. "Oh!! Sorry.. did I go too far.?"
"No no, continue... Let's take a step further..."
Astro panted as he reached his magic to turn off the TV.
Right after that, they tongued again, fighting for dominance as their libido started to build up. The moon moaned into the delicate kiss, which ended with another saliva string. Astro started to take off his clothes, in which Dandy helped by pulling down his shirts and boxers. The flower sat up, revealing the bulb which hides something interesting, yet familiar to Astro. When the dreamer touched the bulb, it flowered open revealing the three tentacle-like penises, which await impatiently for the smaller twisted in front of him.
Astro used his magic to stroke each stamen for a moment, and climbed on top of Dandy's thighs, aligning himself just above them. Dandy carefully grabbed Astro by the waist, and slowly lowered him down. The dreamer let out a gasp as the stamen were entering his tiny hole, and Dandy paused for a second, making sure everything was okay. When Astro looked up, he gave the flower a nod, signaling he was ready
When the stamen were fully inside of him, Astro led out a weary whimper, adjusting himself the best he could. After a moment of getting used to the feeling, he started grinding on them, and then bouncing up and down. The end of his hat was wagging like a tail, an obvious sign he's enjoying himself.
"Fuck.. Dandy..." Astro groaned. "More..."
After some bouncing, Dandy took over and decided to handle Astro himself like a toy, and slowly but surely started picking up the pace. His breathing got heavier as he was praising the moon, who was whining from the pleasure.
It was warm and tight inside, very tight. The flower lowered his head to kiss the dreamer's forehead, and whispered sweet nothings to him. The thrusting was getting louder, as Dandy was sliding his moonlight up and down as he was producing such music for his ears...
...Until the blue door suddenly opened.
Chapter 2: See the stars
Summary:
Astro gets absolutely dominated by the lethals‼️
Also Twisted Dandy has weird plant-like genitalia, and both Twisted Astro and Twisted Dyle have double penises (mainly cus Dyle is basically a snake, and Astro already has a double of(almost) everything.)
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The couple flinched at the sound of metal scraping, immediately looking at the door. Astro got off the flower's tentacle-like stamens, and quickly wrapped himself around with the nearest piece of clothing. Dandy too was covering himself with his paw.
It was Twisted Dyle who saw them. He froze for a moment, as he was looking at their actions.
"What the hell are you doing in here??!" The python yelled.
"OH it's nothing!! I swear we were just looking for some stuff-!" The flower lied to the other lethal in the face.
"..Yeah don't worry about it... Uhh..." The moon quickly realised that dishonesty is not gonna get them anywhere.
"You two are foolish.. then would you mind explaining to me the wet slapping noises I've heard from here?" Dyle knew he caught them.
The moon sighed as he exchanged glances with the flower. "Yeah.. we were having... It."
Dandy only furled in his petals, both him and Astro were still extremely hard. "...Sorry Dyle..." The moon apologized.
The flower picked up the dreamer with him. "We will leave! We will..." But their path was... blocked.
"Not so fast." Said the python.
Astro tilted his head. "Huh? Do we have to clean up after ourselves..?"
As much as it's a logical assumption, that's not something Dyle has on his mind. He just stood there, blocking their way. His clock handles were ticking as he thought to himself. For a moment he did, and leaned closer to the couple. He wants something from them.
"Why are you not letting us go?" The moon asked, still in Dandy's arms.
Dyle took a breath before speaking. "This may be, a weird request, but... I'm kind of interested."
Astro blinked in response. Does Dyle actually want to join them? "Are you saying you want to..-"
The python slightly turned his head away in embarrassment. "Yes, I do, though I don't know if it's alright with both of you."
The couple blushed at the request, before looking at each other, and then back at Dyle.
"Well.. what do you think, Dandy? Are you fine with this request?" The dreamer asked.
Dandy wasn't answering, just looking at Astro, then Dyle, Then Astro again. For a moment, he was silent, and took one more look at the python, before forming a devious smile. He looked back at Astro.
"You think you could handle both of us, moonlight?" The flower uttered with a smug expression.
Astro had turned almost completely cyan from such a request, blinking as he started to imagine whatever they could do with him. Dandy alone could break his mind so well with his terrifying size. His heart raced just at that very thought as he bit his lip.
Both lethals were gazing down on him as if he was a full-course meal, still waiting for and answer. The flower's petals twitched in excitement, as the python's tail wagged in anticipation. It all was up to Astro now.. who also grew hungry. He took off the piece of clothing he had been covering himself with.
"Just.. be gentle, please." The dreamer murmured. This was going to be a long night.
"So who are you picking to go first?" Dandy queried.
"You, of course." Astro looked at the flower.
Dandy giggled as he sat on the ground again, lifting him up for a passionate kiss as Dyle watched in interest, seasoned with slight jealousy. The couple was kissing so passionately for a moment, and then pulled away dripping with mixed saliva.
The flower handed Astro to Dyle. "Hold him like this for a moment, please." In which he held the dreamer around the waist, like a kitten picked up from the ground.
Dandy then picked the dreamer's legs, lifting and parting them to push his face in between. He had a clear view of Astro's own genitalia, and paid special attention to his hole which he had previously penetrated. Then, he started coating it in saliva with his tongue, licking and teasing it as he watched the dreamer's double penis get rock-hard again.
Astro gasped at the feeling of the flower's warm tongue invading his area, circling and purring against him. He whimpered into the feeling of him lapping his pink entrance up and down, then pulling away to tease his penises too. The dreamer was moaning impatiently, he wanted Dandy to impale him again so bad.
After a few minutes of delicate foreplay, Dandy took Dyle's hands to lower Astro onto his tentacle-like stamen again, only pausing when the tips touched him.
"Put them in, please... " The dreamer pleaded to Dandy in desperation. Dyle was looking at him in a content way.
"He's adorable..." The python turned towards the flower. "You should give him what he wants.. before I do."
Dandy saw Dyle's own double-genitalia spring out. As soon as he did, he shoved Astro down on his stamen, almost instantly. Dyle just chuckled at the sight as Astro was whining at the instant pain and pleasure coursing through him again. He covered his mouth to not let any more desperate noises escape him.
Dandy took notice of that, and pulled his hands away with claws. "I want to hear you sing for me, darling. Be good for me."
Astro shut his eyes at the feeling of the tentacle-like stamen shifting inside of him, moaning into the feeling. "Please, Dandy, I want you to move.."
And so Dandy grabbed Dyle's hands again to bounce Astro up and down, groaning into the tightness of his insides.
"Yes!! Yes please!" The dreamer moaned again. "Just like that, please!!" His eye was shut and leaking tears from the stimulation.
After some bouncing, Dandy laid down on his back with Astro on the cowboy position, still being held by Dyle. He admired the view of his lover submitting to him, enjoying every thrust. Until suddenly, the dreamer was yanked off of him!
"Mmh.! Huh..?" Astro whined out confused.
The python flipped him around, positioning him on top of his own genitalia. "I think you had enough fun with him..."
Dyle shifted to a positive that looks like it was kneeling, holding Astro right in front of his double-penis. "Would you let me handle you better than him?"
The dreamer was already furiously horny, so he accepted without much hesitation. Dyle grinned at the submission, and carefully inserted himself into his warm entrance.
The dreamer whimpered into the new feeling, spreading his legs even more to make room for the python. "Please! Please.. more, please.. I can take it.."
"Say my name, gorgeous." Dyle cooed right above him.
And the dreamer cried out to him. "Dyle! Oh Dyle, please! Please start moving, please!!"
"As you wish, moonlight." Yes, he stole that nickname from Dandy as he was thrusting deep into the dreamer, and oh, the look on Dandy's face was furious.
Dandy sat up in front of him. "So you wanna play like that, huh?" He grumbled under his breath, and sharpened his gaze at the grinning python.
He watched as Astro was being pampered with love, utterly jealous of Dyle, he knew he couldn't do anything, because grabbing him straight from Dyle's claws would mean them tugging him, and possibly hurting him. He wished it was him instead of Dyle, as he watched them get it on.
Dandy leaned towards Dyle, who was looking down at Astro with hunger and satisfaction. "He's mine." The flower muttered at the python.
In response, Dyle just started pumping Astro deeper, hearing his pleas and whimpers get louder. The python looked at the flower with a smug expression as he was dominating the dreamer.
"Let me fuck him good for a moment." Dyle spoke to Dandy in a low, weary tone. "You can be patient for a while, right? Maybe even help me set HIM off, would you?"
"... Fine. At least let me kiss him, will ya?" Dandy spoke as his petals twitched again.
"Only if I get to taste him too." The python chuckled.
Dandy positioned himself to lay down on his stomach, facing Astro who was being fucked well. "Let me hold him, at least while you're thrusting." And so Dyle let the flower hold the dreamer by the upper waist, and offer him claws he can hold onto. Dandy watched as Astro's belly was bulging with each wet thrust from Dyle that produced a wet slapping sound, and couldn't help but gently caress him whilst he was creating beautiful music for both of them to hear.
Dyle leaned closer to the dreamer. "You're so pretty like this, darling..." He murmured to him as his tail was wagging. He was getting closer to his orgasm.
Dandy kissed Astro on the forehead as he admired him, Wiping every tear that poured down from him, hearing every whimper from him.
And Astro, Astro was seeing stars. All that was happening to him felt so good, that he practically didn't realize how loud he was moaning. His body was shaking from the ecstasy he was being filled with, screaming out Dyle's name as his mind was broken. He was so happy to be taken care of by two giants..
He could feel the warmth coiling inside of him, as his orgasm was approaching as well. "Dyle, Dyle, please.. PLEASE!! I want to cum, I WANT TO CUM PLEASE-!!"
And Dyle was getting noisy as well, thrusting faster as his clock handles whirled, groaning senselessly to the feeling of Astro's sweet hole. "Haah.. You can cum, mmh, moonshine..! Cum on me.!"
It took a few more thrusts until they both pushed over the edge. "Cumming..! I'm cumming! AH PLEASE DYLE I'M CUMMING!! DON'T STOP!! OH!!" Astro was crying it all out as he spilled all across Dyle's chains around the torso, shaking and clenching as the pleasure washed over him. Not long after Astro came, he was filled with Dyle's seed to the brim, as Dyle was groaning just above him.
The python's thrusts became sloppy, and after a moment, it stopped. Both of them were panting a lot, and worn out. Dyle took the dreamer off his penises, and lifted him for a gentle kiss.
"You did so well, darling." Dyle said, as he watched his own cum drip out of Astro's sweet hole, and it was such a hot sight. The dreamer looked slightly swollen from the gut rearrangement he had gotten.
The only one upset here is Dandy, who's still got a boner(s). As Astro's mind came back, he took notice of his lover's expression.
"Dyle, could the three of us cuddle for a moment?" The moon asked, whilst still panting.
"..Yes, of course". The python replied, then looked at Dandy, who was still upset. Dyle held Astro in his arms, and gave him to Dandy to snuggle around together. He planted a few kisses on the moon's head as he wrapped his tail around Dandy's back.
Astro, as a response, gave forehead and cheek kisses to Dandy like it's a chain reaction, reassuring it's fine. Dandy smiled and kissed Astro back, and held him closer to his face. He looked at the mess that Dyle had made, and dropped his smile almost instantly, mainly because of his own jealousy.
Dyle took notice of that, and pulled himself closer to Dandy, who looked at him in sudden confusion. The python held his chin with his orange claw, and gave Dandy a forehead kiss too! That definitely confused the flower, but that brightened his mood a little, at least.
After a moment of resting, Astro nudged Dandy to kiss him again, and so they did. They kissed for a few minutes, which got rough fast. The moment they pulled out, Astro smiled at him, and caressed his petals, his most sensitive area.
"I may be a little worn out, but... We are not done yet, my dear." The dreamer whispered to the flower, which immediately got him smiling again.
The python saw it coming... So he got off the couple, and watched as they started to get it on again, and help them do it successfully this time. He watched as Dandy was holding the dreamer, licking on his lips and neck, even biting him hard enough to leave a mark, but not hurt him. And the moon submitted to the feeling, he loved it when he was handled this way...
He flipped Astro around so that he could hold him by his torso side and spoon him, just right behind the stamen that were hard for long enough. The dreamer used his magic to grab them all at once, which got the flower gasping. Right after that reaction, he started pumping them up and down passionately, as Dandy moaned into the feeling.
After a minute of stroking the flower, Astro adjusted himself and looked at Dandy with hunger in his eyes, giving him the cue to put them in. As soon as he could feel the tips touch his used hole, he bit his own lip.
"More, please.." he begged the flower. He could feel the stamen enter him slowly. "Fuuuck... Yes.. please, Dandy..."
Dyle was sitting up just watching them have sex again, and was particularly paying attention to Dandy, and his behavior. He is interested in the way the flower acted, versus how he acted when the moon was on his dicks. Is the jealousy just because Dyle fucked Dandy's lover so good, or also because he's been starved off attention too?
Meanwhile, Dandy was already thrusting into the dreamer at a good force, with the semen that spilled out from him working as a good lubricant.
"More, Dandy, more!" The dreamer begged. "I want you deep inside of me, please... I want to be full of your seed too..!" And those words clicked right into the flower's head, making him sit up and turn Astro around.
"Haah... Dyle, hold and spread his legs apart, will ya?" Dandy turned to the python.
"Eh, no problem.." Dyle replied, in which he did, as he winked down on Astro.. though Dandy noticed that quickly, and leaned down towards the moon.
"I'm going to fuck you so much that you'll lose the grasp of reality." The flower cooed right on top of the dreamer, in which he turned cyan again from such blushing. It may be something he exactly wants.. even Dyle blushed at such words, is sex really that good?!
"Please, Dandy, please do! Make me cum.. please..!" The dreamer begged pathetically, only widening the flowers grin.
Astro could feel Dandy get faster and deeper with every thrust, and oh, it felt so, so good. The sound that they were producing was wet, and nasty. Astro could only cry beautiful tears and sing beautiful notes as he was being manhandled by his lover.
"You're going to feel every inch of it.." The flower purred above the dreamer. "You're going to feel me throbbing deep inside of you, my moonlight.."
Such slamming filled with such words is already enough to break Astro's mind, to the point he was bagging and screaming out Dandy's name. He was lost in the stars again... drowning in a pool of pleasure that's just getting bigger and bigger.
"You're so cute like this..." The flower cooed as the dreamer moaned. "So warm and pretty, I could do this forever, my moonlight.."
Whilst the flower was praising the moon like this, Dyle just stared at them whilst he held Astro's shakey legs up. His tail was wagging slowly as he watched Astro senselessly moan out Dandy's name and scream at him to never stop. What catches his attention more are the sounds Dandy produces, which sound almost as desperate as those of the dreamer. He'd actually rather hear those..
"DANDY!! OH DANDY I WANT TO CUM!! AH.. PLEASE!!" the moon cried out.. and the flower leaned in to wipe his tears again.
"Cum on me.. haah, fuuck.. Astro..! I'm so close too..!" Dandy slurred out before as he started fucking the dreamer senselessly.. pushing both their climaxes over the edge again, causing both of them to lose their minds.. and that was a hot sight for the python supporting them.
Astro was screaming as he came, his body trembling as pure Bliss invaded him in seconds, feeling the stamen flood him with Dandy's seed.
After both of their orgasms cooled off, the flower's thrusts became slow and sloppy, and the couple's breaths were heavy. After a moment inside of the dreamer, Dandy slowly pulled out to look at the mess he made... Beautiful. Dyle took a peek too, and he was impressed as well as he watched how stuffed Astro was with both of their sperm.
"You did so well, my moonlight." Dandy murmured to his worn out lover.
"That felt.. so good.. fuck..." The dreamer muttered. "I've never felt better..."
"I love you so much, Astro." Dandy cooed as he collapsed on the side, carrying Astro as he was purring.
"I love you too, Dandy... I love you so much!" The moon smiled at the flower, and was resting on him as they both cuddled.
Dyle decided to sit beside them as they were getting cozy together, showering each other in kisses. He was a bit upset that he was left out, but he didn't mind much, as he was busy staring at them.
After 10 minutes of sitting and purring around, Dandy noticed that Dyle was staring at them, and still held a grudge from the time the python yanked Astro off of him out of the blue. So he pulled Astro closer to himself, giving Dyle the cue that he doesn't want to share Astro.. at least at the moment.
...Though it's not Astro that interests Dyle.
Notes:
It's not over.
Chapter 3: Honey
Summary:
OH MY GOSH THE LETHALS ARE BANGING!!!
Also when I said Twisted Dandy has weird anatomy, I meant it. (Plant anatomy go brr)
(Edit: Lowkey regret writing this cus i suck at writing)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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"..Are you still upset that I took Astro off of you without permission, Dandy?" The python asked.
"...Yes, yes I am." Dandy replied.
"Oh, sorry... I thought it would've been funny seeing you angry..." Dyle admitted.
The flower sighed. "Just don't do that again.. or I'm not sharing him with you anymore."
"Alright.." Dyle nodded.
As soon as Dandy turned his gaze towards Astro, Dyle had been staring at him. The scent of flowers that is left by Dandy has been keeping Dyle hooked at him... Not to mention that the python had been paying attention to Dandy more when he watched the couple drown in one another's pleasure. And now that the flower is angry, Dyle had an... Interesting idea.
After a few minutes of staring... The python took a breath.
"..Could you let me privately speak to Astro for a moment?" Dyle asked.
Astro looked over at the python. "You want to take him from me again?" Dandy grumbled.
"No no, I really have to ask him something." Dyle exclaimed.
"Well, what is it, Dyle?" Astro asked, still a bit tired from earlier.
Dyle took Astro and started whispering something to his ear. Eventually Astro whispered back, and Dandy was just looking at them in confusion, barely hearing what they were gossiping about. He could only understand that they were mentioning that he was upset, and that the python wants to change that. Astro was particularly blushing the more they were whispering, and both of them were smiling by the very end. That really confused Dandy now. Was he being tricked?
Eventually, Dyle and Astro turned around, smiling at the flower. "Tell me, dear... Are you still upset at Dyle?" The dreamer asked.
"A little.." Dandy murmured. "But why are you asking me? What were you two even gossiping around??"
"Was it not just because Dyle was fucking me, but also because you were furious about not getting any attention?" Astro grinned.
"How did you know?!" The flower blinked whilst slightly curling his long petals in. "And why are you asking me in the first place??"
"Well... We want to fix that." Dyle slithered closer to Dandy while still carrying Astro with him.
"Fix? What and how are you even going to fix??" Dandy tilted his head.
The python leaned in closer to the flower's face. "By paying attention exclusively to you now."
"... At least, whilst we have your approval, my dear." The dreamer's tip of the hat wagged at a moderate pace. "I'm actually rather curious about trying this out.." he snickered whilst murmuring to the flower.
Dandy finally realizes that he is the one that the python wants... Not Astro. Dyle was staring at Dandy with sexual interest. Dyle wants to hear him whimper, see him tremble, taste his mouth...
The thought of that made Dandy sit up, and slowly veil his mouth with his own claws as he was imagining what Dyle was implying. His lime-green blush got strong, and his petals twitched again. The python backed away a little to give him space to decide.
"Could you place me on his lap, please? My legs are still trembling." The moon asked the python.
Dyle gently handed Astro over to Dandy. The dreamer looked above at the flower, and nudged his free paw. Dandy looked below, still lime-green.
"So... You don't like the request?" The moon frowned.
"..I'm thinking..." The flower replied.
Dyle's clock handles twitched again as his hopes were getting low, though he was patient. Dandy's claws that were over his mouth lowered onto his chin. By the looks of it, Astro has approved Dyle's request, and wanted to partake in it. The only thing Dandy has last thought of was the fact he was gonna be stuffed.. and pampered with love by both of them. That honestly didn't sound bad...
..and like the curious flower he is, he's made a decision.
"..Fine, I'll do it." He mumbled. "But be careful, okay?"
"I'll make sure of that, my dear." The moon smiled. "Let the two of us start with a few kisses first, alright?"
Dandy nodded enthusiastically as he picked Astro up and smooched him across his face before moving onto the mouth. After a minute or two, they pulled away, and Astro looked at Dyle. "Come here..." The moon said.
Dyle approached them slowly as Dandy lowered Astro and carried him with his left paw like a doll. The dreamer watched from below as the two Lethals were face-to-face. He used his magic to fondle Dandy's sensitive petals, reassuring him it's alright, and that he can relax.
The lethals gazed at each other before Dyle gently cupped Dandy's face, and slowly moved in for the kiss. As soon as the python kissed the flower, he understood why Astro loved smooching him in the first place... He tasted sweet, so sweet. His split tongue wrestled with another, as he moved himself in between the flower's legs.
They pulled away from the kiss for a minute to catch a breath, and slowly came back for more, this time for longer. Astro watched them from below fight for dominance, and oh, it was a hot sight. Dyle was hooked, the more he tasted Dandy, the more he wanted to fill him. Eventually, the python was pushing the flower forward, until he ended up pining him against the wall beside that blue door.
The lethals broke off the kiss once more to breathe, and immediately went back in, again. The dreamer had an interesting idea to help Dyle win dominance over Dandy, and used his magic to stimulate the flower's sensitive petals even more. Astro knew Dandy loved to be fondled there, so doing that weakened the flower, causing him to moan into the kiss, which surprised both the python and the moon.
Astro watched as Dyle's boner(s) sprung up again when the lethals broke the kiss with a saliva string. The dreamer looked down at both of their genitalia, and noticed something strange. Dyle took a look as well, and has seen that the 3 stamen have spread themselves apart from each other, revealing an entrance. Astro knew Dandy's genitalia was already weird, but this was entirely new... Until he realised what that was.
The dreamer looked up at the flower in surprise. "You have a pistil?!" He gasped wide-eyed.
"What's that.?" The python asked.
"It's a flower's female reproductive organ..." Astro looked at Dyle. "I remember Dandy had a botany book which we were reading... I learned that it is very common for plants to have both reproductive organs."
The python blinked in shock as the Moon continued. "Right after reading that, I was curious to know if Dandy also had both, and this surely proved me correct..." The flower furled his petals in embarrassment.
Dyle and Astro looked back to focus on Dandy. The dreamer used his magic to move away the petals. "Hey hey, dear.. it's okay, that's actually cute to have!" He reassured the flower.
Dandy unfurled his petals away, revealing a flushed, nervous expression. Astro fondled his petals with magic again. "Relax, relax, I'm here, dear." The moon cooed.
Dandy leaned into the touch, and looked at Dyle who also gazed at him attentively. "Do you want me to stop.?" The python asked.
"No no, continue." The flower responded with a faint smile. With the way he saw how careful they were with him, he wanted them to keep going.
Dyle leaned forward to first remove the film tape strip on his torso, then kiss the flower again, this time for a short time before descending to osculate his long neck affectionately. Dandy uses his free paw to hold onto Dyle who's showering him with love, causing him to purr.
When Dyle pulled away, he looked back at the flower's pistil, and aligned his penises right in front of it. Dandy glanced at the area too, spreading his legs a little further. The python gazed back at the flower, waiting for his signal.
"You can go.." Dandy spoke in a hushed tone. "But slowly, okay?"
"As you wish." Dyle replied.
The flower gasped as soon as he felt Dyle entering. The python paused as soon as he heard Dandy heave, then continued slower than before. Astro who was watching it all happen was so fascinated with how they behaved, especially Dandy. He could hear the flower quietly whimper as Dyle was stuffing himself inside of him. As soon as the python was fully inside, he let out a quiet groan at how warm it was.. and how the tentacle-like stamen were curling around Dyle's genitalia.
The python panted as he glanced at the flower with hunger in his eyes, waiting again, but impatiently this time. He had to remember it's critical to be careful with Dandy, as it is his first time bottoming(as a twisted).
When Dandy got used to the feeling of Dyle inside, he gave him permission to start moving. The python slowly started rocking in and out of the pistil, whilst gazing into the flower's eyes. Dyle noticed that Dandy was still not fully relaxed and went back to gently suck on his delicate neck, whilst Astro started stroking his petals more.
Now that's what he needed. The flower purred into the touch, relaxing and letting the both of them wash him with affection. He felt loved, and started getting more vocal.
"It feels so good..." He purred out softly, as his petals twitched again. "I want more, please..."
"You're doing so well, darling." Astro praised as he kept stimulating the flower. "You sound so cute..."
Dyle's breaths were getting heavier as he began to pick up the pace, his tail wagging while he listened to the flower produce such melodies as he was taking Dyle's members so well...
"You're so much cuter like this, princess..."
The python cooed before the flower. "You deserve more love... right, Astro?" He turned to Astro in the very last sentence.
The dreamer suddenly looked up at Dyle. "Oh! Do you want me to-"
"Finger his other hole with your magic." The python had cut off the moon's speech.
"Freaky..." Astro bit his lip, as he used his left hand to quickly locate the flower's other entrance with magic, whilst using his right hand to stimulate his petals. As soon as the dreamer found Dandy's other hole, he shifted his magic to resemble a large transparent hand, and started toying with him.
In response, the flower only started moaning louder.. spreading his legs as far as he could. "Fuuuck!! Yes, oh goodness... More, please, more..!" He shut his eyes as the smile on his face became more significant.
"Only if you call my name, sweetheart." Dyle grinned as his clock handles twitched again.
"Yes Dyle! Fuck..- please, I want more, I want-!" He was quickly interrupted with a deep kiss, which he moaned into. The python began pumping his pistil faster as he was dominating his sweet mouth, causing drool to spill out of the flower.
The sight was so hot for the dreamer spectating them from below, that he decided to use his lower hands to stroke himself, wishing he was a Lethal too, so that he could penetrate Dandy the same way Dyle does. The more he rubbed himself back and forth, the more he stimulated Dandy using his magic.
As soon as the lethals pulled away from the kiss, Dyle licked the area around the flower's lips, and whispered praises so delightful it flattered him. When he noticed that Dandy was actually weeping from the pleasure, he tasted his tears too.
And Dandy's mind started breaking apart from the overstimulation he was receiving...he could hear his own cries, accompanied by the squelching sounds of skin-to-skin contact.
"Fuck Dyle please PLEASE!! DON'T STOP!! OH DYLE PLEASE!!" The flower sobbing and pleading out Dyle's name was the breaking point for him.
"That's it..!" Dyle pulled away from the Dandy's face for a moment to grab and lift his trembling legs, and started charging up his speed at which he was thrusting into the flower. He groaned aloud as he leaned back to hungrily kiss and suck on Dandy's sweet neck, as he heard the flower cry out louder and louder in such bliss.
Listening to such alluring sounds that Dandy was producing also caused Astro to jerk himself faster, whilst whispering the flower's name. The moon watched as Dyle started senselessly pounding into his lover's pistil as fast as he could, grinning as he pushed both his and the flower's orgasm close.
All that could have been heard on Dyle's floor was the pathetic cries of the flower paired with wet plapping, and a faint sound of chains rattling. As for what could've been smelled was the scent of flowers and sex in the air. If anyone was on Dyle's floor at this time, they were unlucky...
The flower could feel his climax rapidly approaching the more he was being slammed into by the python, at this point, he could barely form a full sentence anymore from how good he was being handled.
"FUCK DYLE!! FUCK I WANT TO CUM PLEASE..!" The flower screamed below right at Dyle's face.
"Fuck-! I'm getting close..!" Dyle groaned in response. "Cum on me. Do it! DO IT--!" The moment he said that, his clock handles were whirling like crazy again as he slammed into Dandy as hard as he could, he wanted the both of them to hit their climaxes HARD.
Dandy got pushed over the edge first. He lost his ability of self-control, crying out as loud as he could. "Cumming..! CUMMING OH FUCK DYLE-! I'M CUMMING!! DON'T STOP!!" All Dandy could see at the very moment was white. His whole body was shaking as he was being drowned in ecstasy, weeping and drooling as he let it wash over him entirely.
The second to finish was Astro, who spilled everything on the flower's torso as he got limp again, barely being able to hold himself up anymore.
With his final thrust, Dyle ejaculated his seed deep inside of Dandy, groaning hard as he buried himself into Dandy's chest. When both of their climaxes started disappearing, the python's plunging had gotten weaker and sloppier, finally stopping once it was all over.
The three of them slowly crumbled onto the side, laying as they were breathing hard. Once everyone's senses were back, Dyle let go of the flower's legs to wrap his paws around his back and pull both Dandy and Astro closer to himself, eventually cocooning together.
"That was.. so good.." The flower breathed out. "I feel so much better... I didn't think I would need this." He hugged Dyle back, and started purring again. "What about you, moonlight..?"
"I'm so tired... In a good way." The moon muttered. "All of you did so well.
"Both of you were so adorable.." The python joined in, as he leaned closer to both of them. "Could we take some rest, please?" He asked the couple.
"Yes... I could barely walk right now." The moon replied.
"I'm with Astro." Dandy spoke as well.
The three of them snuggled at last, caressing one another and occasionally sharing little kisses as they slowly drifted into their sweet slumber. Silence at last, with the only thing that could've been heard was the sound of purring and ticking.
Notes:
The next chapter is gonna have some fluff.. I guess.
Chapter 4: Complaint
Summary:
Twisted Tisha tells Twisted Brightney and Twisted Shelly everything.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Meanwhile back on Sprout's restaurant map...
Twisted Brightney and Shelly were still eating snacks that they found earlier whilst hunting for Toons. Brightney also brought a book with her, so that they could ramble together about all the things they could.
"..And this makes horseshoe crabs one of the animals that earns the title of living fossil!" The dino said joyfully.
"I'm pretty sure you're one who deserves the title too, hehe!" The red-lighted lamp giggled.
"I'm going to take that as a compliment." Shelly spoke
"Alrighty then!" Brightney smiled. "Though I have a question."
Shelly tilted her head. "Hm?"
"How do you even eat food..? Aren't you basically just bare bones?" The lamp questioned as she observed the ammonite's body.
"Honestly I don't know either... But that makes me cool, I guess." Shelly responded as she shrugged it off. "Although where is Tisha? She hasn't come from her floor yet."
"Strange... She must be stuck with the distractors, I assume." Brightney blinked.
"Oh, there she is!" The ammonite's mood has enlightened as she sees Tisha come out of the elevator. "And she brought some other twisteds with herself too!"
Both twisted nerds got off their seats to greet the corrupt maid.
"Tisha!! Where have you been?! Me and Brightney wanted to see you!" Shelly jumped in excitement.
"Hello Looey-... Why do you guys look like that?" The red lamp questioned as she observed the twisteds that got out of the elevator alongside Tisha. "Especially Shrimpo!! He looks appalled!"
Twisted Looey and Boxten just brushed past the corrupt nerds without saying a word, as Shrimpo just went the other direction.
"..Sheesh, was it a rough day today, girl?" Brightney faced the corrupt maid.
"I've found something I shouldn't have seen." Tisha spoke.
"Huhhh?! Come here, you can tell us at our table." The ammonite said as she guided her fellow twisteds back where they were before.
They all took a seat. "Soo what happened? Where were you, Tisha?" The lamp asked. "Was it Astro's floor again with the Machine crushers?"
"Or worse... A distractor Bassie!" Shelly swooped in.
"What I'm about to say might either disgust you, or surprise you... Or maybe both." Tisha replied.
Both twisted nerds blinked in curiosity. "Alright, go ahead... Tell us." The lamp spoke.
"So I was assigned to be on Dyle's floor this run, yeah?" The tissue leaned in.
"Yeah?" Said the dino.
"And I was obviously with Boxten, Shrimpo, Looey and Dyle, correct?" The tissue uttered.
"Mhm, and what happened then?" Asked the dino again.
"When everyone was supposed to be gone, I heard someone come out of the elevator." Said Tisha.
"Oh?!" Brightney gasped.
"I turned around the moment I finished cleaning the floor, and saw huge ichor footsteps on the ground!!" She continued.
"Wait... I think I might know who that was..." Shelly wondered.
"Me too, but go ahead, finish the rest." The lamp spoke.
"So I went to clean that up as I slowly followed the footsteps... Only to see them leading to a blue door which was shut." The tissue exclaimed.
"Oh?! Doesn't only Dyle himself have access to that door?" The dino questioned.
"Exactly... So I went to look for him around the map which took me a while, and told him about it." Tisha spoke.
"And did he take care of the situation?" The lamp asked.
"Yes, and he told me to go investigate the rainbow room of the map center for any rubbish that might be there..." The corrupt maid uttered.
"Ooh?! Did you find anything??" Shelly jumped in excitedly.
"I only found some extraction speed candy and a full soda can." Tisha answered.
"WOAH!! Me and Brightney found some snacks after finishing our shift alongside Astro too!" Shelly rambled with joy.
"Wait.. when was Astro with you two?" The tissue asked.
"Ooh, he left almost half an hour ago when Dandy came and paid us a visit!" Brightney spoke.
Tisha went silent when the lamp said that.
"...Tisha?" Brightney observed with slight concern.
"The were the ones inside the blue door room." Tisha exclaimed.
"HUHH??" Both corrupt nerds were shocked.
"Wait, I think Dandy might secretly have had access to that room too, right?" Brightney uttered.
"Yeah, him and Dyle are Lethals, and I think they have access to everything as they operate the museum." Shelly replied to Brightney.
"Yeah, true!" The lamp responded.
"And do you know what I found them and Dyle doing not even 20 minutes after they were busted??" Tisha tilted her head.
"Wait what did they do..." Brightney asked.
"THEY WERE HAVING SEX!" Tisha yelled.
Silence broke out in an instant, as only ambience could be heard. The corrupt nerds were jaw-dropped.
"...Excuse me?" The lamp pointed.
"AND THEY WERE EVEN TAKING TURNS!!" the tissue yelled again. "I've heard EVERYTHING."
"..Oh dear stars...." Shelly muttered.
"Is that why you and the twisteds that were with you looked horrified?!" Brightney questioned.
"Yup." The tissue answered. "Everything could've been heard across the map... And oh don't get me started on the scent."
"Okay okay we won't, we get it..." The lamp shook her head.
"...Should we chat about paleontology instead?" Shelly uttered, hoping to distract her.
End.
Notes:
Ooke goodbye thank you guys for reading :D
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