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the doors of the chapel creaked open, the spring sunlight gleaming on larry as he awaits his bride to walk down the aisle. larry’s family had spent thousands on this wedding, his and barry’s special day, the day they tied the knot for good. meanwhile, awaiting his cue, barry was mentally preparing for the moment. he needed this day to be perfect, not even a small percentage of wrong doings could happen. the wedding guests all rose up as the moment had come for barry to walk down the aisle, to meet his groom. melony was planning to ruin the whole day with localzombie because who gives a fuck about larrys wedding, the guys an asshole. first on their plan, announce their own marriage after the ceremony, this is canon local you cant negotiate. second, dump fresh mud all over the cake, if you cant have any, nobody can. third, spread rumours of their divorce 5 weeks from that day, melony is gonna organise their divorce, and also agent 801 gets child custody of their 82 premature fetus’. fourth, local and melony get married on larrys wedding day just to spite them. also melony is gonna kill barry because he called her mommy, like cmon its not my fault im too lazy to birth my own child.
so then they both said i do and yeah, the afterparty started, melony and localzombie announced their marriage. barry literally started sobbing because it ruined his perfect day, larry just stood and listened. all of the guests got forced to watch melony and localzombie get married (wowie its the housewife local). they stole larrys wedding cake, it looked so yummy im sorry. melony stripped barry of his wedding dress rights, melony looks better in it anyways. melony and local get married, then they hide in the restrooms and have unprotected sex while larry is crashing tf out.