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It’s a beautiful Sunday morning at the Alien’s base and everyone were minding their own business. Majose was reading her book while eating breakfast; Ventriloqua and Mayakasu were gossiping about the magical girls; Miren and Mora were in Miren’s room walking through their wardrobe; Jarei was feeding his snakes; Hora had just left the table moments ago; Pluvia was washing her plate; and Cadenza was in the toilet. After a while, Majose realizes both Yugarou and Ryuketsu haven’t eaten breakfast yet. Weird. Usually, Ryu would be the first one to join the breakfast table and starts talking about the sun and moon. But that man has no sign of showing up any moments by now.
🔮- Had anyone seen Ryuketsu-san and Yugarou-san this morning?
🐍- Nope.
☔- I checked on Ryu this morning and I didn’t see him in his room. I thought he was with you, Jarei-kun…
🔮- … What about Yugarou-san. Had anyone seen Yugarou-san this morning?
🐍- Sssshould I ask Miren or…?
🎀 + 🎲 - (have been eavesdropping)
🎀 - Don’t you find it weird that both of them isn’t here for breakfast this morning?
🎲 - And the fact that Ryu-kun isn’t in his room too! Had any of you guys checked Yugarou’s room yet??
🔮- were you implying what I think you’re implying?
🎀 + 🎲 – Yesn’t:3
🎀 – Should we go check on “Yugarou”? Hehehehheehhe-
🐍- Sssssure I guessssss.
And uhh, the group waited for Pluvia finished washing the dishes then they went on and to check on “Yugarou”. And guess what. The moment Ventriloqua managed to pick the lock, first thing infront of their eyes was a(n assumingly naked) Ryuketsu still asleep while hugging a(n assumingly naked) Yugarou who’s in his human form sleeping.
🐍- Funky it, I’m out.
🎀 + 🎲 – (lwk traumatized) …
🎀 – (silent scream) I knew it Maya, that iarchmybacula was a funky homo!! You owe me a Cy-Angel keychain and a boba thing humans drink.
🎲 – Dang.
🔮- … I’m out.
Pluvia silently watched both Jarei and Majose leaving before she began walking towards the bed and yanked the blanket. Side note, both Ryu and Yugarou were wearing underwear, no naked> <
☔- Yugarou… not MY son?!
👽 + 🩸 - ?1!!!??!?1!!?
☔- Do you even remember what [Main villian]-sama and💉-san said?! After becoming an alien, even male, MALE can get pomegranate!! Assuming from that EMPTY trash bin of yours, you did NOT use protection, did you?
🎀 + 🎲 – HOLY- MAJOSE, PLEASE BRING US POPCORNS!!
🎵 – What’s going on her- HOLY-
👽 + 🩸 - ?1!!!??!?1!!? ?1!!!??!?1!!?
☔- Ryuketsu-dear, please uhh… put on your pants and do a pomegranate test…
🔮- … I’m back with popcorns and pomegranate test.
🩸 – Do I have to-
☔- YES!! What if you got pomegranate!??!?!?!?!?
🩸 – How do you ts bruh--
☔- Piss in that stick. Hurry. You have 1 minutes.
🩸 – Ok----
So um, Ryuketsu made his way to the bathroom while Yugarou still trying to understand what on Earth just happend<3