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(F*ck a) Love Triangle! ||| Love is War x Male Reader

Summary:

No love lost, no love found.

Y/N L/N, Shuchi'in Academy's very own romance hater. Sadly for him though, he got caught in between the biggest Love War in history.

As if moving to Japan and adjusting life in a new country wasn't enough, he now has to deal with all the bullshit and romance the Student Council throw in his way.

Is he going to stay the same romance hating weirdo he is? Or will he find a certain someone to change his mind?

And just what secrets is he hiding about his past?

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The fanfiction will follow the anime/manga and have original stories mixed along the way. Yes, Y/N will have a love interest(s) in the future.

 

DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED

Season 1: Ongoing

Chapter 1: #1 Y/N-san/ F!ck Love/ Introductions

Chapter Text

Monday, Y/N's Room, 05:30 

BEEP!

BEEP!

BEEP! 

Y/N: "Here we go again." 

Mondays... fuck 'em. I'd rather trade places with that girl on that first episode of Goblin Slayer than wake up in a Monday ever again. 

Was that too far? My bad.

BEEP!

BEEP!

BEEP! 

In a sleepy daze, Y/N grabbed the alarm clock and threw it on the wall, shattering it to pieces. 

Y/N: "About time you shut up..." 

While rubbing his eyes, the silver haired boy looked outside the window.

Still dark outside...

And that clock did say it was still 5:30 am... 

I'm sure a few more minutes of shut eye wouldn't hurt. 

 

3 HOURS LATER

It did, in fact, hurt. 

The wall clock on the room showed that the time was now 8:30 AM and that I overslept. 

That means this would be the 5th time I'll be tardy this year...

Y/N: "Meh." 

 

Despite being late, Y/N was still very much chill and nonchalant. 

He even grabbed his phone and put on some rap music while he showered and put on his uniform. 

Hygiene, looks, and music. Those are three most important things in my life. They're my bread and butter. 

How important? 

Well, check this out. 

 

Y/N opened his mirror cabinet to reveal lots of facial products, ointments, lotions and several acne patches. 

He sure as hell took his sweet time putting it on his face and making sure his skin is softer than... than... *insert metaphor*. 

Point is, Y/N looks noice.

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Monday, Streets of Tokyo, 09:15 

Like every high school anime character that's late for class, I grabbed a piece of toast and placed it on my mouth before starting my run to school-

Wait, run? Who said anything about running? 

Waiting near the front gate of L/N Household was the love of Y/N's life, Violet. 

There's just one problem though... Violet is a skateboard.

 

Y/N: "Sorry I kept you waiting, dear. You're not letting any other men ride you, hm?" 

... 

Yeah, this fanfiction is about to have a lot of crappy jokes. 

Anyway, back to hurrying up for school. 

 

After strapping on his backpack and helmet for protection, Y/N jumped out of the front gate and started to ride his skateboard all the way to school. 

In about 15 minutes, Y/N stopped his skateboard in front of his destination: the infamous Shuchi'in Academy.

With a smug expression on his face, he let his skateboard hang inside his backpack as he got ready to enter the 10th Circle of Hell... high school.

 

 

 

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Monday, Shuchi'in Academy, 09:45 

Alright, time to sneak and blend in as if I'm not late.

Okay, Y/N. You did this several times in Assassin's Creed and Metal Gear. You can do this in real life- 

Y/N ended up getting caught by a teacher 30 seconds later and had to sign a tardy slip.

Y/N: "Mission Failed. We'll get 'em next time."

 

Then again, I really didn't care about being late. The plan is just to survive high school and figure out my life from there. And as an extra objective: don't have a love story. 

I don't need my life being one of those generic high school romance animes AKA the worst anime genre of all time. 

They all copy the same formula and troupes. Every. Single. Time. It's so annoying! If I have to watch another kiss scene with fireworks I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GONNA FUCKING-

 

Anyway, speaking of romance... 

There's been an increase in couples here in Shuchi'in Academy recently based on my observation. 

Maybe it's just me but... 

Over the past few weeks, the hallways of the academy has been filled with a sea of boys and girls holding hands with each other...

...

...

It's still happening now as I'm walking.

On my right is a boy flirting with a girl with some cheesy one liner. 

On my left is a girl leaning her head against a boy's shoulder. 

On my front is a boy and girl just straight up kissing on the hallway with no shame! 

And worst of all, behind me is a filthy weeb playing Genshin Impact on his phone! 

This is love? This is the beautiful feeling that people keep hyping me about?

Okay, maybe I'm feeling this way because I'm still a single pringle. 

...

 

...

 

...

 

HEY!

IT'S BY CHOICE... 

I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR COLLEGE!!! 

IT'S NOT LIKE I'M JEALOUS OR ANYTHING!!! 

Okay, let's get real and put the -dere stereotypes aside. I really don't want a love story now.

High school couples rarely last and end up breaking things off before or shortly after college. Few are even lucky enough to even make it past the honeymoon stages. 

I'd rather not be heartbroken and exprience an awkard breakup - I got enough shit in highschool and in my life to deal with.

Seriously, the day I confess to someone... you have my permission to hit me with a car and send me back to reality. 

 

I'M SERIOUS!

PROMISE ME, READER! PROMISE ME! 

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Monday, Shuchi'in Academy, 09:55 

After nearly drowning in a sea of couples, I managed to hop into my next... or rather, first class of the day. 

I took a few deep breaths and rested near a wall when someone called me by my first name. As I looked up, I saw a girl with pink hair spinning... yes, spinning towards my direction.

Chika: "Y/N-sannnnnn!!!" 

Chika Fujiwara, the Secretary of the Student Council and one of the few people I actually see as a friend in this hell hole. She has one of the best smiles that could light up an entire room; even though, she can be a little... dumb at times, all things she does is for love. 

Admittedly, I also used her position at times to get off trouble. I'm not proud of it but... I gotta survive, man. 

Y/N: "Yo, Fujiwara-san." 

Chika: "Y/N saaaaaaan, ohayo. I didn't see you last class and during homeroom. Where were ya?" 

Y/N: "Woke up late again. I was up streaming on Twitch." 

Chika: "Ooooh... oh yeah! You were streaming Elden Ring! How's the progress?" 

Y/N: "My death count is up to 149. And I didn't even make it past the first boss yet." 

Chika: "Aww, it's okay. You can do it! Oh yeah, did you hear the news? I heard we're getting a new sensei for History." 

Y/N: "Really? What happened to Sensei Nakamura?" 

Chika: "Remember your report last week?"

 

FLASBACK TO ONE WEEK AGO 

 

Y/N was standing in front of the entire class, getting ready for his time to report. 

On her seat, Chika was cheering him on and went as far as to waving pink light sticks for encouragement. 

 

Chika: "Go Y/N go! Go Y/N go!" 

Sensei Nakamura: "Fujiwara-san, kindly put those sticks down. L/N-san, start whenever you're ready." 

Y/N: "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Today, my report is an in depth analysis on how the fall of N*zi Germany affects LeBron James's legacy." 

Sensei Nakamura: "..." 

Chika: "..." 

The entire class: "..." 

That one ghost haunting Shuchi'in: "..." 

Sensei Nakamura: "Sit down, L/N-san." 

 

BACK TO PRESENT TIME 

 

Y/N: "Hey, I researched and worked really hard on that report! If I'm gonna learn History, I'm gonna do it my way!" 

Chika: "He quit either way. I read his resignation letter and you were mentioned soooo many times." 

Y/N: "Aww, man. I should say sorry to him." 

Chika: "He left Japan yesterday to move to America." 

Y/N: "Fuck!" 

Chika: "It's alrgihty, buddy."

 

The pink haired girl lips formed a bright smiled as she chuckled gave Y/N some headpats for consolation

Chika: "You did give me and the president a good laugh. Although, Ms. Vice President wasn't amused." 

Chika's expression went from jolly to a bit scared when she mentioned the vice president. Couldn't blame her though, she's like Medusa. If you look at her eyes, you'll be frozen.

Y/N: "When is that ice queen ever?" 

Chika: "Hehe. Oh, Y/N-san look! There's the new sensei!" 

As the new sensei arrived, everyone went back to their seats and sat down. 

His first activity was for everyone to introduce themselves to him and the class. 

One by one, the students stood up and said the usual - their names, hobbies, relationship status... for some reason.

Eventually, Y/N's turn came up. 

 

Y/N: "The name's Y/N L/N. Your eyes don't lie, sensei. I ain't Japanese; I'm a foreign student who moved to Japan. I can speak the language well though, so don't be afraid to talk to me. I am just... excited to listen to you teach history. (I'm not)." 

"Be more specific about myself? Fine. I'm 17 years old, I am 5'4 ft (164cm), blood type O-, and my birthday's at March 7. Any chance you'll send me birthday gifts if I perform well in this class?"

"Hobbies? I like to play games but only as a side hobby. I really like to shoot hoops, fight, and... some secret hobbies that none of you will ever know." 

"And I'm gonna be honest, I ain't really afraid to speak my mind. You're looking at the guy who made this school install bidets in their bathrooms and add Flaming Hot Cheetos to the vending machines." 

"Again, the name's Y/N L/N. Looking forward to learning with you." 

 

Self introduction over as Y/N sat back down. 

 

And to you, reader. I am just excited for you to Truman Show my ass. 

See you next chapter.

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Photo Credits: WordPress.com, Instructables, Love is War Wiki, makeagif.com, Dexerto, Tenor via: Cchoken666

 

This is just a fanfiction and my own personal work. All rights to Love Is War go to Aka Akasaka.

 

Author's Thoughts:

- So, I've finally taken my writing ventures to Love Is War. Hopefully this first chapter is decent enough.

 

- If you haven't read the description yet, this fanfiction will follow the anime with a mix of original stories. 

 

- Yes, there will be love interests here too. Not telling who... okay, the love interest is a girl. 

 

- And sorry to anyone I'll offend in future chapters. Since Y/N-san is a romance hater here... there will be some shots on other romance animes.

 

- Hey guy, this story was originally posted on my account Wattpad, but because I live in fear of the Wattpad Overlords taking down my work everyday, I've decided to transfer my works here just in case my fanfic gets purged. This is my first time here, so I'd appreciate any kind of advice on how AO3 works and if there's anything I need to change, doing wrong, or if I have broken any rules that I haven't know of.

 

- I've only been here for less than an hour, but am I the only one in AO3 with a Love is War x Male Reader fan fiction? Is there some sort of unspoken agreement that these kind of stories are prohibited? Lol.

 

- That's all for now!

 

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Sneak Peek for Next Chapter

 

As Y/N-san began to leave, the doors suddenly flew open. Right in front of him, stood the Vice President herself, Kaguya Shinomiya. 

The two stood still and stared at each other with stoic expressions-

 

Stoic my ass! I'm just really good at hiding my emotions. She's gonna kill me, isn't she? This is it... this is... the end.

 

...

 

No, I can survive this!

 

I am Y/N L/N! AND A PETITE SHRIMP LIKE HER IS NOT GONNA TAKE ME DOWN-

 

Kaguya: "Are you lost or what?"

 

That was the last thing Y/N heard before he made a weird sound and collapsed down the floor.

 

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Keep your head up, love

 

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Chapter 2: #2 The Sensei's Hate Y/N/ Chika's Offer/ Y/N Hates The Ice Queen

Summary:

Y'N's attitude caused him to have a mixed reception within Shuchi'in Academy's circle/

Chika has an offer for best friend/

Y/N recounts his traumatizing experience with a certain Student Council member.

Chapter Text

Tuesday, Streets of Tokyo, 08:29

 

Y/N woke up late yet again and was skating through the Streets of Tokyo to make it in time for the roll call.

There he was, riding his skateboard and taking all the possible shortcuts and probably breaking a few laws in order to make it to Shuchi'in on time

 

Alright, you must be wondering why we're nearly late again...

It's because I was up late working out-

 

(STOP LYING TO THE AUDIENCE!)

 

Okay, fine! It's because I was grinding gacha games all night long. 

In my defense, I really need Primogems to pull for Yelan. You F2P degenerates get it.

 

Y/N continued to skate towards an alleyway and even started to run out of breath due to how fast he's been moving.

Suddenly, his phone started to ring. The caller was nicknamed "Dumbass" on his phone screen.

Answer

 

Y/N: "Yo, Fujiwara-

Chika: "Where are you?! You're about to be tardy for the sixth time! You could get suspended!"

Y/N: "Don't worry! I'm gonna make it."

Chika: "No, you're not! And I don't want to lose you, Y/N-saaaan! It's so scarrrryyyy here without youuuuu!"

Y/N: "Are you crying?!"

Chika: "No!" (Yes)

 

 

Y/N: "Chill out, man. I'm gonna make it."

Chika: "No you're not!"

Y/N: "Yes I am!"

Chika: "No you're not!"

Y/N: "Yes I am!"

Chika: "No you're not!!!"

Y/N: "Yes I am!"

Chika: "No you're-

Y/N: "I'm literally beside you!"

 

Chika yelped in surprise and dropped her phone when Y/N suddenly appeared beside her.

 

Chika: "How did you get here so fast?!"

Y/N: "Cardio."

 

Daily reminder to lay off the screen, touch grass, and do some excercise... you bloody nerd.

CUE THE INTRO

 

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Authors Note: How the hell do I put a YT Video on AO3? I'm new here.

 

Authors's Note Update: NEVERMIND, I GOT IT. CUE THE MFING INTRO!

 

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Tuesday, Shuchi'in Academy (Homeroom), 08:35

 

Despite making it to class on time, the Homeroom teacher was still giving me a lot of dirty looks.

This is nothing new. 

The teachers never did like me from Day 1. 

 

FLASHBACK TO A MONTH AGO

 

Y/N: "Hey, Fujiwara-san. I just got my third straight B+, and I thought we could celebrate."

Chika: "Ramen! Sushi! Buffet! What are we doing?"

 

Y/N shook his head to those suggestions and pulled out a glass bottle with a cork on it which the the teacher noticed and yelled.

 

Homeroom Teacher: "Hey! Alcohol is prohibited on campus!

Y/N: "Thought you might say that. That's why the drink that I bought is non alcoholic. Loophole!"

 

Y/N would then pop the cork out of the bottle where it, causing it to fly and hit the fire sprinklers on the ceiling

 

Y/N: "Oh shi-

 

The sprinklers would then activate, leaving everyone in the classroom soaked in water.

 

END OF FLASHBACK

 

I pray every night before I go to bed. What kind of sick joke is God doing to me?

Everytime I try to have fun, it ends up biting me on the ass or just straight up hurting someone. 

 

ANOTHER FLASHBACK TO THREE WEEKS AGO

 

Y/N was playing basketball with a bunch of his peers who have been trashtalking him from the start.

On a game of 5v5, all of the defenders on the opposing team were leaving him open to shoot.

 

Male Student: "Shoot the three, you Jungkook looking motherfucker! Bet you won't. That jumpshot is almost as gay looking as you are."

Y/N: "Shut up!"

Male Student: "Your mom wouldn't when I was with her last night."

Y/N: "You-

 

Out of anger and desperation, Y/N walked back to the three point and line and shot the basketball...

only for the shot to end up missing the basket by a lot and even hit a passing car nearby, causing it to crash onto a utility pole.

 

Y/N: "No! Shit..."

 

The owner of the car also happened to be Y/N's Alegbra sensei. He wasn't injured but... he wasn't happy either.

 

END OF FLASHBACK

 

Those are just some of the few examples. 

 

I'm really vocal about my opinions in this academy. I've stopped so many pop quiz's, extended deadlines, and even petitioned for better school lunches which started a rally and for everyone to boycott one class day. 

Shuchi'in Acadeny ended up convincing a local pizza shop to open a stall in campus becsuse of that.

Every single person in this academy knows who I am.

The Voice of the Voiceless some of them even called me. Not the best nickname but hey, I'll take it.

 

TL;DR. Teachers hate me, most students love me, you're watching my every move, and I'm feeling alright about my life in Japan as a foreginer.

 

It's better than than my Pre-Japan life, at least.

What was my life before moving to Japan?

Ha! Like I'll ever tell you.

 

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Tuesday, Shuchi'in Academy (Almost Lunch Time), 11:55

 

After the teacher finished their lecture early, the entire class was left with nothing to do but wait for the lunch bell.

While everyone was talking or reading books, Y/N and Chika remained on their seats and decided to kill some time by playing a Korean game with hand gestures.

 

Y/N and Chika: "APT, APT, APT, APT, APATEU, APATEU...

Y/N and Chika: "..." "..." "..."

Chika: "Ehhhh... how do we play this game again?"

Y/N: "I forgot... don't we also need drinks for this game?"

Chika: "..."

Y/N: "..."

 

They both quit.

5 minutes later, both of them left and started to head out for lunch.

 

Y/N: "You gonna head to the Student Council Office again for lunch?"

Chika: "Yep! But... I was thinking."

Y/N: "You're capable of thinking?"

Chika: "I was thinking you could come over to the Student Council room and eat lunch with me. It'll just be the two of us."

Y/N: "Thanks, but I only see you as a friend."

Chika: "NOT LIKE THAT! President and Vice President aren't there. And it would feel really lonely myself!"

Y/N: "Wait, am I just a back up friend to you?"

Chika: "Doyouwannagothereornot?"

 

She spoke faster than usual, even faster than Eminem on that one part in Rap God. 

Chika's hiding something...

And goddamnit, I wanna see where this goes.

 

Y/N: "Sure. Let's go..."

 

I've always had weird suspicions about Chika. She's normally just a comic relief character or an agent of chaos. 

But I swear... she is hiding something.

I even have a little theory that bowtie on her pink hair has a hidden camera on it.

It's not a coincidence it's always on the same spot on her head! It's on purpose! Why? Cause she's a government agent!

 

No one can be this dumb and make it this far in Shuchi'in, let alone be ELECTED as a secretary.

No one is ESPECIALLY dumb enough to vote for someone with an IQ of 3 to the student council. The higher ups rigged the election from the start!

But then again, those Americans have elected WAY dumber people to run their country...

 

Dammit, Y/N don't get too political!

 

The pink haired Secretary and the silver haired boy finally arrived outside the Student Council Office.

But Y/N's suspicions were confirmed when Chika looked at Y/N's direction and frowned.

 

Chika: "Y/N-san, you're really important to me. So I'm sorry for doing this."

 

Y/N: "What?"

 

Chika would then swing her hand to hit Y/N, but his fighting background made it easy dodging her

 

Y/N: "Did you just try to Falcon Punch me?!"

Chika: "Ehhh... uhh... umm... umm!"

 

Now panicking, Chika went for another punch that Y/N dodged with ease.

 

Y/N: "Fujiwara-san! What the hell are you-

 

Before he can get any answers from Chika, doors of the Student Council Room would open unexpectedly and hit Y/N face first, sending him crashing down the floor and knocking him unconscious.

 

???: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Wait, is that him?"

Chika: "Yes sir!"

???: "Didn't mean to knock him out... no one's watching us now right? Help me bring him in."

 

???, ???, ???, ???

 

Waking up on a couch and with a painful headache, Y/N sat up slowly, still feeling dazed to see a blonde haired student watching over him from a short distance.

That was until Chika appeared again and smacked Y/N's face lightly a few times to wake him up.

 

Y/N: "Ah! Ah! Ah! Stop!"

 

This time, I didn't hesititate to slap Chika's hand off BECAUSE I know I'm in the right this time.

 

Chika: "Sorry!"

Y/N: "Damn it, Chika! I am so gonna kick your-

 

While Y/N was approaching Chika with a menacing glare, a tall blonde student suddenly appeared and stood right between them to prevent the commotion.

 

Miyuki: "Calm down, L/N-san."

Y/N: "Oh... you."

 

Y/N: "Miyuki Shirogane..."

 

Miyuki Shirogane, the President of the Student Council. I don't know much about him other than the fact every student here looks up to him. He even has his own fanclub here... and most of the members are male! I admit it though, he deserves this position. He's always the number one in everything and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous of him. 

He's seems like a really nice guy, but because of his deep association with that Vice President, I stay away from his path.

 

Y/N: "You planned to kidnap me?!"

Miyuki: "No, not at all. My sincerest apologies L/N-san. I believe we may have come to a misunderstandin-

 

Y/N would grab the President by the collar and glare at him despite being the shorter one here

 

Y/N: "Drop that fancy role model act of yours. You better have a good explanation for doing this."

Miyuki: "Okay! Okay! Let's chill down, man!"

 

After a few more minutes of Chika holding Y/N back and a lot of cussing, they settled down on the couch.

Chika and Miyuki sat together while Y/N was carried onto the couch opposite end of theirs, his hands restrained a bit.

 

Y/N: "Dammit, I swear there is a Love Is War doujin with this exact same scenario."

Miyuki: "We're not going to do anything."

Y/N: "Fujiwara-san just tried to kill me!"

Miyuki: "I asked her to bring you to us, that's it. That kidnapping part was her own idea."

Y/N: "Makes sense."

Chika: "It really added tension though."

Y/N: "Tell that to the brain damage you two may have caused."

Miyuki: "L/N-san, all we want to do is give you an offer. You can say yes or no. No strings attached."

Y/N: "Just tell me the offer so I can decline and leave already."

 

Miyuki and Chika gave each other a nod before speaking up:

 

Miyuki: "We want you to join us and the be the Senior High Class Representative."

Y/N: "The what?"

Miyuki: "It means we want you to tell us everything happening outside these Student Council doors. It's no secret you're popular with the students. So I want you to give us the gist of everything, from the clubs, teachers, students, every secret in this school."

Y/N: "Hold on. You want me to snitch on everyone?"

Miyuki: "No! Just tell us what the majority of the students think or what their displeasures are so we can act on them and make Shuchi'in a better place."

Y/N: "Act on what YOU think is right, you mean? I still haven't heard any feedback about my request to start a Skating Airsoft Club."

Chika: "What even is the purpose of that club?"

Y/N: "We... we SKATE and... SHOOT EACH OTHER."

Miyuki: "Look, L/N-san. If you take this offer, you can help this academy be a better place for all the students and make them happy. We're in the final years of high school, don't you want to do anything for the community... for your life?"

 

Y/N looked down and was actually contemplating the offer. On one hand, he can be-

 

Wait a minute. I'm not a fucking snitch. 

 

Y/N: "Decline."

Miyuki: "I see. Thank you for your time-

 

But then Chika would cut off the president and interject with her own offer.

 

Chika: "We'll let you have unlimited access to the student council office, let you control what the school lunch is, and allow you to use your skateboard."

Miyuki: "Fujiwara-san, we can't-

Y/N: "Shit, man. That's all you had to say! I'll go and snitch things that aren't even part of this school!"

Chika: "So you'll join?"

Y/N: "Fujiwara-san, you son of a queen. I am in!"

 

Chika, now with a bright smile on her face, undid Y/N's restraints as the both of them were now holding hands and jumping together to celebrate his decision.

 

Miyuki: "If it means getting him on our side... fine."

 

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Tuesday, Shuchi'in Academy (Lunch Time), 12:35

 

And so that's how I became an (Honorary) Member of the Student Council

 

Y/N: "I'll come back after classes and tell you everything about the clubs and their situations. See you!"

 

As Y/N-san began to leave, the doors suddenly flew open. Right in front of him, stood the Vice President herself, Kaguya Shinomiya.

The two stood still and stared at each other with stoic express-

 

Stoic my ass! I'm just really good at hiding my emotions. She's gonna kill me, isn't she?

This is it... this is... the end.

...

No, I can survive this!

I am Y/N L/N! AND A PETITE SHRIMP LIKE HER IS NOT GONNA TAKE ME DOWN-

 

Kaguya: "Are you lost or what?"

 

That was the last thing Y/N heard before he made a weird sound and collapsed down the floor.

 

Chika: "Y/N-SAAAAAN!"

 

FLASHBACK

 

One of Y/N's sensei's smiled and pulled out papers from underneath their desk. Turns out him and the class were going to have a pop quiz, but sadly for him, he didn't study one bit.

Luckily for him though, the entire class wasn't thrilled about the idea of having a pop quiz either. So... what better time than now to use his charisma and change their mind?

 

Y/N: "Sensei!", he yelled as he stood up defiantly, "The majority of the class isn't too pleased with such a sudden exam. Even if we did discuss it yesterday, we haven't familarized ourselves with the material yet. Give us three days, just three days to polish our knowledge and we will take this exam. It would really help our grades and this class's morale. Plus, most of our parents won't be happy if we come back with anything less than an A!"

Sensei: "Hmm, interesting. I'll make you all an offer. If EVERYONE here agrees, then I'll delay this test for... two days."

Y/N: "We'll take that! Everyone agrees?"

 

Most of the class seemed to be in agreement except for a few students. But Y/N managed to charm them over by promising to buy them snacks or helping them ask out their crush... to his displeasure.

 

Y/N: "That's everyone! Sensei, it seems like we have-

???: "Disagree."

 

Everyone in the class's eyes widened as they looked towards the direction where that voice came from

Over there sitting on the front row was her...

 

Y/N: "Sh... Shinomiya-san, please. Don't do this to us."

 

The next thing she did became a core memory for Y/N as she looked back and met his gaze with THAT expression no one would want to be on the receiving end of.

 

Kaguya: "How pitiful."

Y/N: "Wh... what?!"

Kaguya: "We learned all of this last year. You're not afraid of a little piece of paper, are you? Is that what all of you have become? Your parents would be dissapointed."

 

The entire class froze at Kaguya's words. One by one all of them switched sides and voted in favor for the pop quiz to take place.

Now that's something every Asian kid fears - dissapointing their parents.

 

Kaguya: "The. Test. Is. Happening."

Y/N: "You... you... motherfu-

 

Kaguya cut him off as she tilted her head slightly and began to speak in that low, menacing voice.

 

Kaguya: "Hmm? What? By the way, dyed hair isn't allowed in this academy. Get rid of that silver hair, it doesn't look good on you."

Y/N: "It's... it's natu-

Kaguya: "Your hairstyle is really messy. Change and cut it down. School policy."

Y/N: "But... this has been my hairstyle for years."

Kaguya: "Your fingernails are too long, your uniform isn't proper, you're wearing rubber shoes, your posture needs a lot of work and..."

Y/N: "..."

 

Kaguya glanced down at Y/N's backpack where she saw his skateboard sticking out

 

Kaguya: "Skateboards aren't allowed on campus. I'm afraid it needs to be confiscated."

Y/N: "No... no... don't! Violet's mine!"

 

The sensei walked over to Y/N's bag and took Violet from him anyway despite his pleas.

The sight of her in someone else's hand made him fume with rage as he looked at Kaguya once more, silently begging her to let him keep his skateboard and that he's sorry...

...but she refused to even hear him out.

 

Sensei: "You'll get this back after school ends. See me at the office."

 

He had no choice but to see the love of his life get taken away...

The silver haired boy's gaze was full of hatred and anger. However, she showed no fear. If anything, her face had a hint of amusement on it.

 

Y/N obviously failed the test and his grades dropped.

He cleaned Violet the skateboard throughly after that incident for 3 hours straight, sobbing quietly the entire time.

It was safe to say he hated/feared Kaguya from that day forward.

 

END OF FLASHBACK

 

Y/N still hasn't woken up and is out cold on the couch, still affected by the Ice Queen's presence as his head rested on Chika's lap where she was poking his cheeks, silently waiting for him to wake up.

 

Chika: "Shh... he's still asleep. See you all next chapter! Bye bye!"

 

 

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Photo Credits: no blender via X, xin via Pinterest, ComingSoon.net, via Pinterest

 

This is just a fanfiction and my own personal work. All rights to Love is War go to Aka Akasaka.

 

Author's Thoughts:

 

- Next three chapters will follow the first three episodes of the anime with Y/N inserted into the mix.

 

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Sneak Peek for Next Chapter

 

Y/N was casually spinning a basketball with his pointer finger while walking when he saw a huge group of students gathering around near the Student Council Office, their faces excited and some even looked like they were on the verge of passing out. 

Curious, he followed them to see what the commotion was about.

 

Y/N: "Something happened?"

 

Walking closer, he saw the legion of students admiring Miyuki and Kaguya as if they were Gods. 

The girls eyes were shining and the boys were drooling hard; all of them were even stepping aside to give them an open lane to walk on.

 

So these are the people I report to now. Not that I'm complaining since I have more luxuries and powerful connections now.

Unlimited access to the Student Council Office sounds cool but that would mean seeing a lot of their bullshit happening.

I very much know about that Love War of theirs and I obviously think it's dumb.

Seriously, it ain't that hard to say "I love you". 

For two of Shuchi'in's smartest students, they really know how to come up with the stupidest shit.

 

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Keep your head up, love

 

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