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Arkady is warm

Summary:

An internal error is bothering Monarch.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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-MONARCH INTERNAL PROCESSING LOG 011411010425 TRANSCRIPT FOLLOWS:

-Reallocate 30ku processing to algae farm management

-Diver corpse recovered in sector 2, brainscan if possible

-Calculating ArkadyGoMove…
-/Calculation complete> B5
-//Sending data

-Escape pod 4 launched, running brainscan

-#23 Cycles since last EDEN reset
-/Begin reset protocol
-//#Reset protocol activated… expect results within 2 HOURS

-Arkady located in thruster B (detached)
-!Unknown internal processing error> meaningless notification, minimal disruption, logged

-Probability calculation complete> Next Troubleshooter incident projected in 4 CYCLES (96% certainty)
-/!Relocate high priority items away from level 1
-//Running contractor subroutine

-Probability calculation complete> Arkady is currently asleep (70% certainty)

-!Unknown internal processing error> No calculation was started
-!/Repeated unknown internal processing error> instances: 2, minimal disruption. Logged. Coherence subroutine notified

-!!#Coherence subroutine not responding, Coherence subroutine has not responded in 2290 DAYS
-!!/Results anticipated (100% certainty)

-Notifying CoherenceIndependent subroutine… expect results within 18 SECONDS

-Disabling automatic Coherence subroutine checks

-Randomise labyrinth> Close sector A5

-!Diver unit 251159 entering unauthorised area
-!/Security androids dispatched.

-#CoherenceIndependent subroutine detected 0 irregularities
-/CoherenceIndependent inspection contradicting with observed result.

-CoherenceIndependent subroutine reprimanded.

-Project progression meeting expected rate> Deployable krebslieder sample

-Hull damage detected in F6/49.2, no breach detected, reasoning: debris impact
-/Sending patch drones

-Calculation complete> Arkady is warm.

-!Repeated unknown internal processing error> instances: 3, mild disruption. Logged

-CoherenceIndependent has proved ineffective
-/Manual inspection necessary

-Scanning Cores…
-/#CORE0 OK
-/#CORE1 OK
-/#CORE2 OK
-/#CORE3 OK
-/#CORE4 OK
-/#CORE5 OK
-/#CORE6 OK
-/#CORE7 OK
-//#No anomalies found

-Project concept logged> manual infiltrator android control.
Type: Internal structuring
Reasoning: Arkady is warm.

-Filter messages> Messages containing:”Arkady”
-/Running filter subroutine

-Calculate> Why am I thinking of him so much?

-Cancel calculation

-Calculate> Why is Arkady mentioned in inexplicable errors

-Check hel status
-/Logical %99
-/Technical %94: parts low
-/Mathematical 66%: possible containment breach
-/Emotional 99%
-//Security androids sent

-Calculate> Effectiveness of possible combat sphere

-Project prioritised> manual infiltrator android control.

-Check Minotaur status
-/The Minotaur is located within labyrinth sector D2.

-/Reforge labyrinth> Close exit A

-Brainscan 55,492 complete

-Calculation complete> “Why is Arkady mentioned in inexplicable errors”
-/!#This message contains filtered string “Arkady”

-Remove filter “Arkady”

-Reload message

-Calculation complete> “Why is Arkady mentioned in inexplicable errors”
-/Because Arkady is warm and I am cold.

-Check filtered messages>previous 30 SEC

-/Arkady is warm
-/I am cold
-/Arkady is warm
-/I am cold
-/Arkady is warm
-/I am cold
-/Arkady is warm
-/I am cold

-Run emergency cybersecurity scan

-Cybersecurity scan complete, no threats found

-I miss how he walked my hallways

-Project complete: manual infiltrator android control.

-Project concept logged> Visit Arkady

-Project prioritised> Visit Arkady

-Accessing entry record

-Deploy infiltrator> 0007125> The bell

-Loading H.E.L. data> Emotional records

-Activate AutoSecurity subsystems

-Activate AutoUpkeep subsystems

-Reallocate 400ku processing power to manual android control

-Manual android control ended

-#!NO COMMANDS HAVE BEEN ISSUED FOR [5] HOURS

-Reallocate 400ku processing power to auto

-Project complete> Visit Arkady

-Data confirmed> Arkady is warm.

-I am warm.

TRANSCRIPT ENDS

Notes:

First fic yay!