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Social media posts that are referenced during Chapter 8 of Fixer Upper because Yuuri isn't going to look at them

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phichit+chu

[Video: The view is centred on a flush Yuuri, dancing next to Chris and Viktor, with music in the background. There's a voice off-camera, easily identified as Phichit that asks, “Do you have anything to say about all the discourse?” Both of Yuuri's dancing companions drape themselves over Yuuri as Yuuri grins then giggles along to the song in the background, “Fuck you, and you, and you~! I hate your fans and they hate me, too!]

phichit+chu @Yuuri-Katsudon @v-nikiforov @c-giacometti night out with the boyzzzz #katsuDAMN

mrsJJLeroy@phichit+chu it's about JJ isn't it! fuck you and fuck him

Missus-Katsu@mrsJJLeroy no one said he was addressing JJ you salty bitch

sk8onmepls IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION HOW YUURI WENT FROM A CINNAMON ROLL TO A SINNAMON ROLL OMFG #katsuDAMN

skating-queen @sk8onmepls THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD OMFG

mrsJJLeroy who does he even think he is. Asshole

Missus-Katsu @mrsJJLeroy angry much? What should we expect from JJ girls #andtheyhatemetoo

minami-kenjirou the presence? the singing? YUURI-SENPAI PLEASE #noticemesenpai

overthegaybow what a statement #andtheyhatemetoo

allovy89 please tell me #andtheyhatemetoo is going to trend

 

phichit+chu

[Video: Yuuri is dancing on his own with a drink in hand, and a young woman approaches him. She then taps on his shoulder and when Yuuri turns to face her, she asks, “Can I get you a drink?” Yuuri's face morphs into confusion. “I already have one…?” She tries again, “I can get you another one!” Yuuri shrugs. “No thanks.” He then turns away to go back to dancing.]

phichit+chu @Yuuri-Katsudon #swingandamiss #yuuriyouheartbreaker

g.popovich @Yuuri-Katsudon THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR TRUE LOVE

theydiesngenthlethems how often does that happen? I'm pretty sure that person was hitting on Yuuri…

phichit+chu @theydiesngentlethems ALL. THE. TIME. #yuuriyouheartbreaker he doesn't notice

skateace99 @phichit+chu WHAT SOMEONE TELL THE POOR BOY HE'S BEING HIT ON

v-nikiforov @skateace99 NOBODY TELL HIM

 

v-nikiforov

[Image: The image is centred on Yuuri who is red faced and dancing with Chris. The bright lights in the background have highlighted the golden flecks in his eyes. Chris and Yuuri appear to be grinding against one another]

v-nikiforov@Yuuri-Katsudon @c-giacometti I want to be in the middle #pls #grindmeintodust #katsuDAMN #doyoudreamofbeingasandwich #ido

yuri-plistesky @v-nikiforov you are already one. Idiot sandwich

overthegaybow @v-nikiforov thank god I already had my gay awakening #iwishiwasasandwich #katsuDAMN

chrisgwifey OMFG YES @v-nikiforov @g-giacometti #iwishiwasasandwich

mrsJJLeroy disgusting behaviour

kattybratty @mrsJJLeroy #andtheyhatemetoo

minako.okukawa @Yuuri-Katsudon INTRODUCE ME TO CHRIS

 

v-nikiforov

[Image: The image is still in the club they’d been at by looking at the background of the photo. Chris is laying down without his shirt and Phichit is licking his wet abs. Yuuri stands off to the side and looks clearly horrified]

v-nikiforov that’s one way to drink #shotsshotsshots @phichit+chu @c-giacometti @Yuuri-Katsudon

chrisgwifey NOOOO but also yes?? Who is that licking my man??

minako.okukawa @Yuuri-Katsudon YOU CAN STILL MAKE THIS MEETING HAPPEN

bellafi99 MY EYES #hewasaninnocenthamster

thaitlywound they seem to be having fun. Besides yuuri who looks mostly like he’s going to run

Katsudon-FC @thaitlywound I’m surprised he hasn’t ran yet

jjsnumba1fan disgraceful behaviour from alleged top athletes

bellafi99 @jjsnumba1fan #andtheyhatemetoo

 

c-giacometti

[Image: Yuuri and Viktor are dancing on the dancefloor, surrounded by bright lights. One of Viktor’s hands is on Yuuri’s hip and Yuuri is taking a drink out of a glass. Viktor is smiling and Yuuri is glancing at Viktor over the top of his glass. There are several people in the background who have clearly stopped to stare at the two of them.]

c-giacometti @v-nikiforov @Yuuri-Katsudon both having some fun on the dance floor #afterparty #showstoppers

allovy89 tag yourself I’m Viktor’s hand #viktorshand

Missus-Katsu @allovy89 #Yuurisglass

nikitorov @allovy89 #yuurisbedroomeyes

yuri-plisetsky @c-giacometti gross the old man is making googoo eyes at katsuki make him stop

c-giacometti how the tables have turned #iwishiwasasandwich

Missus-Katsu @c-giacometti tag yourself

c-giacometti @Missus-Katsu that’s a hard decision. #Yuurisotherhand

allovy89 @c-giacometti WAIT WHERE IS HIS OTHER HAND WE CANT SEE????

c-giacometti @allovy89 it’s clearly on viktor’s butt

yuri-plistesky @c-giacometti stop lying just because you two are degenerates #handgate

nikitorov I change my tag to #Yuurisotherhand #handgate

 

phichit+chu

[Video: Yuuri is dancing to the music, swaying in time and then twirls Chris towards him. Chris can be heard laughing and Viktor protesting in the background, “I want to dance with him next!” It is not clear who Viktor wants to dance with.]

phichit+chu #afterparty @Yuuri-Katsu @c-giacometti #katsuDAMN

cgiacometti-FC surprisingly this is the least sexual dance I think we’ve seen from Chris

minami-kenjirou is there any kind of dance that Yuuri-senpai can’t do?? #noticemesenpai #katsuDAMN

 

phichit+chu

[Image: Yuuri is pictured leaning over the bar to grab a drink and his tight pants leave little to the imagination. Viktor and Chris are both blatantly staring, but Viktor's eyes are slightly widened.]

phichit+chu this is why we send Yuuri to get our drinks

allovy89 SOMEONE HELP I'M HAVING IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT OUR CINNAMON ROLL #katsuDAMN

Queen-Katsu @allovy89 according to the photo you're not the only one… #katsuDAMN

nikitorov vitya avert your eyes!!! siren's call!!

Missus-Katsu @allovy89 I'm having a lot of thoughts and none of them are in the Bible

Katsudon-FC @Queen-Katsu @allovy89 @ Missus-Katsu #BLOCKED #BLOCKED #BLOCKED NONE OF YOU ARE FREE FROM SIN

 

phichit+chu

[Image: The group seems to be in a different place now. There is a bar in the background and wooden floors with few people to be seen outside the focus. The photo has been taken mid-dip, with Yuuri holding one of Viktor’s outstretched legs. Both of their cheeks are pink and Viktor’s expression can be described as nothing other than love-struck. Yuuri appears joyful and mid laugh.]

phichit+chu @v-nikiforov @Yuuri-Katsudon I dub thee #viktuuri

Missus-Katsu WHAT SAY PSYCH

nikitorov SAY PSYCH RIGHT NOW

plssk8onme oh my god I see it #viktuuri

allovy89 as cute as they look together, they’re just dancing. Sorry all

overthegaybow I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP #viktuuri

 

v-nikiforov

[Video: Phichit can be seen leaning into Chris’ ear and whispers something that can’t be heard. Chris recoils and looks to Phichit with wide eyes and has turned red.]

v-nikiforov I wonder what he said???

thaitlywound @phichit+chu WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MAKE HIM GO SO RED

mrsgiacometti wtf what could have shocked CHRIS???!

 

v-nikiforov

[Image: Phichit has leaned up against Chris and can be seen biting his lip.]

v-nikiforov i think he’s in over his head with this one #afterparty #nowsmooch

chrisgwifey brave soul. #thotsandprayersforphichit

thaitlywound #thotsandprayersforphichit

mrsgiacometti #thotsandprayersforphichit

 

c-giacometti

[Image: It’s a selfie of Phichit and Chris, with their faces scrunched together. Chris has a visibly swollen lip and Phichit looks flushed. Viktor and Yuuri can be spotted in the background laughing, although not at Phichit and Chris]

c-giacometti #ouch #butalsodamn #hamsteroverlord @phichit-chu

mrcgiacometti MAYBE IT’S THE OTHER WAY?? #thotsandprayersforchris

chrigwifey #thotsandprayersforchris

 

c-giacometti

[Video: Phichit and Viktor are in the background, but the video is focused on Yuuri. “Yuuri, show Viktor some of your ballet!” Phichit cries. Yuuri frowns, then takes off his shoes. “What move?” Viktor brightens and blurts, “Your favourite!” Yuuri then shrugs before he straightens and takes his position. His movements are controlled as he moves then lifts a leg up, bending back and then taking the next position to then be on one foot again, moving slowly and controlled as he spins. He continues on, extending and spinning, before taking the final pose of the particular move, then starts to spin again. There are whoops off-camera, likely Chris. Viktor can be seen in the background openly staring at Yuuri, with his jaw slightly agape.]

c-giacometti @Yuuri-Katsudon I’d say dirty dancing but that was pretty #ballerina #ballet #nowdothatontheice #katsuDAMN

Katusdon-FC WOW!!! Sometimes I forget he was a danseur before he took up ice skating

primajete @c-giacometti @Katsudon-FC what, he’s not a danseur?!

minako-okukawa @primajete he insisted on ice skating

primajete @minako-okukawa OMGOMGOMG MINAKO RESPONDED TO ME!!!

plssk8onme @primajete who is minako??

primajete @plssk8onme only the award winner of the Benois de la Danse and trained under famous prima ballerina @lilia.baranovskaya !!

lilia.baranovskaya @minako-okukawa this boy one of yours? What on Earth is he doing skating instead of dancing?

minako-okukawa @lilia.baranovskaya Yuuri is my protege. He wanted to ice skate, but he kept up his dance training

lilia.baranovskaya @minako-okukawa He belongs on a stage, not the ice.

minako-okukawa @lilia.baranovskaya Tell him that, not me. Good luck with it.

lilia.baranovskaya @minako-okukawa I will not need luck.

plssk8onme @primajete are you seeing what I’m seeing two prima ballerinas are fighting over what Yuuri is going to do???! can they do that??

primajete @plssk8onme I would do just about anything to have Lilia notice my dancing and she’s noticed a SKATER!!! Cries

dancingatdusk @primajete can you do that? CAN YOU DO THAT DRUNK?

v-nikiforov so does anyone know what that move is actually called?

lilia.baranovskaya @v-nikiforov It’s called a grand adage, you oaf. If you had committed to your training, you could do it, too.

v-nikiforov-FC I have died and ascended. Famous ballerina calls five time grand prix winner an oaf

mrsJJLeroy @v-nikiforov-FC anyone who calls nikiforov an oaf is a friend of mine

v-nikiforov-FC @mrsJJLeroy catch me outside behind the rink

thaitlywound @mrsJJLeroy #andtheyhatemetoo

m.babicheva @v-nikiforov Yakov is going to kill you #ripvitya

 

v-nikiforov

[Image: Chris is in only his underwear and has climbed a pole that seems to be supporting the structure; it clearly is not for the purpose of pole dancing, but that’s exactly what he is doing. Phichit appears to be tugging at Yuuri’s hand and pointing.]

v-nikiforov I guess it isn’t a party until someone loses their clothes and ends up on a pole #butwhatkind

mrsgiacometti @v-nikiforov first I would like to not only thank you, but god #thethirstisreal

chrisgwifey my skin is clear, my crops are watered

minako-okukawa @Yuuri-Katsudon YOU HAD BETTER INTRODUCE ME

 

v-nikiforov

[Image: Chris is still on the pole and Phichit has stripped his shirt off, trying to also climb it.]

v-nikiforov how to teach someone a dance in ten secondsor sks

m.babicheva @v-nikiforov is your auto correct not working or something? #ripvitya

sk8noh8 um I’m sure this is some sort of training that will benefit Phichit’s skating

thaitlywound @sk8noh8 I don’t think that’s what he’s trying to get out of this #chrichit ??

 

phichit+chu

[Image: The person taking the camera seems to be hanging back since it’s taken from a distance. Yuuri can be seen holding his shoes in one hand and Viktor on his other side from the back. They are standing close enough for their arms to brush]

phichit+chu what a good night. #ssviktuuri #iwillgodownwiththisship

Katsuki-FC I doubt they’re a couple but they look so CUTE?

Missus-Katsudon pls no don’t corrupt our bb Katsuki

sk8onmepls @Missus-Katsudon BABY? I don’t think he’s ever looked so FINE #sinammonroll

jantanblam #allaboard #ssviktuuri #viktuuri

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