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yn cry because her period crampos are so bad today and she feels like dying. oh no um its too htot and her skin is too tight it feels like the worms are eating away at her skin this is not good, um. i guess. teach the cat knows this is bad for yn becuse he just knows? he studied for this? he wa ted to become a teacher? so he gets an ice cream from over there on the . whered the counter come from? what? ok whatever, so he gets an ice cream and then a spoon and gthtn gives it to yn so she can eat it, he knows girls like ice cream on thei rperiod because he just knows cause hes teach the cat and he, he. okay whatver
yn opens the lid of ice cream and starts eating, teach grabs a weighed blanket and puts it over yn. he thinks... "girls like the movie twilight right.... do i put it on?" he ponders... he rubs his chin before thinking again "no., i dont wanna watch that" he shrugs and sits with yn, yay. yn feels happy now, this is good, yn should be happy, because if yn is happy teach is happy and veeyrone is happy UNTIL kobayashi appears and sits next to them and theyre all confused why is he here what who when how? who cares hes here to lighten the mood and hes cool right
"hi guys im kobayashi" kobayashi says while driinking his can of beer, and he crunches it againt his head. he leans on whatveer teach and y/n are sitting on and throws the can onto dadas head killing ihim in the orcess
yay. happy ending, everyone celebrates