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Lovable idiot Fay Medon hard at work trying his best to swindle a very high profile Senator into buying some regular bottled water very special Utapau’an water with anti-aging benefits!
“Who does this guy think he is? Trying to pawn off his ‘fancy mineral water’ on the Senator like that?”
“I don’t think he knows who he’s talking to, Han.”
“Well I’m telling you, he’s a waste of time.”
“Just give our little fledgling some room to leave the nest, he might surprise you!”
“Lando, you can’t see his face, he looks like he’s dying.”
“Han, my friend, just trust me… We’ll make a swindler out of him yet.”
Bail ends up buying up all the water, knowing full well what it really is, and donating it to a relief group helping those whose water supply has been poisoned by Imperial mining operations.
Lando walked around like a proud parent, and Han lost a lot of credits that day.