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Prologue: turn back now and read something better, before it’s too late!
“[TRASH HEAP]”
“WAKE UP, [TRASH HEAP]”
It was a voice Tenna had grown used to, after waking up to it so many times in the dump in Cyber City. But his beloved spam man sounded different this time. More exited. A little urgent, maybe. He begrudgingly awakens.
“What do you want, Mailman?”
“I HAVE A [top 5 greatest ideas!]”
“…wh-what? I beg your finest pardon?”
“THE [ultimate deals!] PLAN! [free for today only!], WE GO TO [find Atlantis ]!
Tenna was understandably shook. Sure, he knew Spamton could be spontaneous, but this was a new level of insane.
“And why would we wanna go all the way out there? We’re happy here, aren’t we?”
“WE [live, laugh, love] IN A [dumpster fire].”
“…fair enough.”
And thus, they began their journey.
