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MAG 159 but they are Two Rats

Summary:

In honor of September 25th I have decided to finally give the Jmart community what they want- no, what they need. A Two Rats fic to call their own.

Notes:

Well- I- I don’t- I mean- yeah- mhm- yeah- I wrote- well- this is- I- well- hm- yeah- yeah…

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Work Text:

Jonathan Sims (who is a rat) scampers across the beach on his little rat feet. He scans the foggy shoreline with his special rat eyes, looking for the rat love of his life, Martin Blackwood (who is also a rat).

Instead of the rat love of his life, Martin Blackwood (who is also a rat), Jonathan Sims (who is a rat) finds Peter Lukas (who is not a rat). This IS a Two Rats fic after alll, did you expect there to be THREE rats? Don’t you know anything?

Peter Lukas (who is not a rat) tries to stop Jonathan Sims (who is a rat) from finding the rat love of his life, Martin Blackwood (who is also a rat), but rat determination has always been stronger than human determination, so Jonathan Sims (who is a rat) doesn’t let Peter Lukas (who is not a rat) stop him.

He obliterates Peter Lukas (who is not a rat) with the magical powers that come with being a rat (and also an avatar of an unknowable fear entity, but like… that’s not as important).

Once Peter Lukas (who was not a rat) is dead, Jonathan Sims (who is a rat) sees the form of the rat love of his life, Martin Blackwood (who is also a rat) in the distance.

He runs to him and they rat hug and rat kiss and run away to rat Scotland together. They live happily ever after and nothing bad happens to either of them ever again. They are still both inexplicably rats.

Notes:

Happy 7th anniversary to these losers. They genuinely do mean a lot to me no matter what strange crack fics I write about them

Every Kudos I get on this fic means one question I get right on the anatomy exam I have later today. So y’all BETTER step up