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Prologue:
"Pay Attention, Idiots"
or Turbo Granny's relationship expertise
Listen up, you hormone-addled disasters, because Turbo Granny's got something to say about love, stupidity, and the cosmic joke that is teenage romance.
I've been haunting tunnels and terrorizing idiots longer than you’ve been alive, and I've witnessed more supernatural chaos than any one spirit should have to endure. But in all my centuries of existence, nothing - and I mean nothing - has been more exhausting than watching Ken Takakura and Momo Ayase dance around their feelings like a couple of brain-dead moths circling a particularly dim lightbulb.
These two idiots have faced down aliens, ghosts, and creatures that would send grown men running for their mothers. They've saved each other's lives more times than I care to count, fought side by side against impossible odds, and somehow managed to survive encounters that should have left them as supernatural roadkill. Hell, the boy borrows my power whenever he needs it to protect her, and she throws herself into danger for him without a second thought. Even from inside this damn lucky cat statue I can see how stupidly in love they are.
But can they figure out how to have a simple conversation about their feelings? Can they admit that maybe, just maybe, all that blushing and stammering and desperate life-saving might mean something more than friendship?
Of course not. They're teenagers. The dumbest creatures in any realm, supernatural or otherwise.
What you're about to witness is a masterclass in romantic incompetence. These two will trip over their own tongues, misread every signal, and somehow turn a simple summer festival into an emotional minefield that would challenge seasoned diplomats. They'll fight yokai with perfect coordination while being completely unable to coordinate a single honest conversation about their feelings.
And don't get me started on their so-called "friends." That smooth-talking pretty boy turns into a homicidal maniac every time someone spills a cold drink on him. Somehow the solution everyone agreed on was letting him try to murder Four-Eyes every Tuesday like it's some kind of supernatural therapy session. Then there's that manipulative little princess with her fake sweet act and her talent for stirring up trouble while swinging around on that dead yokai's hair like some kind of possessed acrobat. And Seiko, the old hag knows exactly what she's doing with all her meddling, but does she make it easy on anyone? Hell no.
You want to know the real supernatural threat these kids face? It's not the ghosts or the aliens or the psychotic yokai that tries to kill them on a weekly basis. It's their own stubborn inability to admit that they'd rather die than live without each other.
But here's the thing about humans, even the disaster-prone teenage variety. Sometimes, when the stakes get high enough, when everything they care about is on the line, they find a way to surprise you. Sometimes they grow a backbone, speak the truth, and fight for what matters most.
Sometimes they even manage to figure out that love isn't just about the dramatic life-or-death moments. Sometimes it's about the quiet conversations, the comfortable silences, and the simple courage to say "I choose you" when the world isn't ending for once.
So buckle up, because what you're about to read is the story of how two of the most supernaturally gifted and romantically hopeless teenagers in Japan finally - finally - figured out what the rest of us already knew.
It only took them half a dozen near-death experiences, a few supernatural emergencies, enough emotional constipation to power a small city, and one very frustrated yokai trapped in a lucky cat doll.
Humans. Can't live with them, can't possess their bodies without them.
Now quit your gawking and pay attention. This is going to be a bumpy ride.
ACT 1:
SUMMER NIGHTS AND STOLEN GLANCES
Chapter 1:
"Don't Say Things Like That So Loudly!"
or Okarun's paranoia attracts attention
The summer air hung thick and humid over Kamigoe City as evening settled across the traditional district. Paper lanterns - hundreds of them - swayed gently from wooden poles lining the stone-paved streets, casting warm amber light that danced across the old storefronts. The sweet, savory aroma of yakitori mingled with the sugary scent of freshly made taiyaki, drifting on the breeze alongside distant festival music and the excited chatter of families enjoying the summer celebration.
Momo Ayase stood outside the entrance to the festival grounds, tugging irritably at the obi of her yukata for what felt like the hundredth time. The deep blue fabric, decorated with white chrysanthemums that Grandma had insisted were "traditional and elegant," felt restrictive compared to her usual comfortable clothes. The obi was tied just a bit too tight - Grandma's handiwork, of course - and the whole ensemble made her feel like she was playing dress-up for some tourist brochure.
"Stop fidgeting," Grandma said without looking up from where she was examining the festival map. "You look fine. Better than fine, actually. Almost makes me forget you usually dress like you're about to get in a street fight."
"I do not—" Momo started to protest, but caught sight of her reflection in a nearby shop window and paused. Okay, maybe the yukata wasn't completely terrible. The deep blue did look good against her skin, and the white chrysanthemums created an elegant contrast. The flowing sleeves were actually kind of nice. Perfect for hiding her phone when things inevitably got boring. "Whatever. At least I can move in this thing."
"That's the spirit," Grandma said dryly. "Embrace the compliment with grace and poise."
A familiar nervous cough made Momo turn around, and she had to actively suppress a laugh.
Okarun stood a few feet away, looking absolutely miserable in his simple gray yukata. The fabric hung well on his lean frame. Actually, he looked surprisingly decent, not that she'd ever say that out loud, but his posture completely ruined the effect. His shoulders were hunched, his hands were shoved awkwardly in his sleeves, and he kept adjusting his glasses like they were personally offending him. He looked like he was waiting for someone to point and laugh.
"You look like someone's forcing you to walk a tightrope," Momo said, unable to hold back her grin. "It's just a yukata, Okarun. You're not gonna die from wearing traditional clothes."
"I-I know that!" Okarun's face immediately flushed red. "It's just... there are a lot of people staring, and I'm not used to wearing something so... visible. What if I trip? What if the obi comes undone? What if—"
"What if you just relax and try to have fun for once?" Momo interrupted, rolling her eyes. But she couldn't help noticing the way the gray fabric brought out the color of his eyes behind those thick glasses, or how the traditional clothing made him look less like an awkward teenager and more like... well, still an awkward teenager, but somehow a more endearing one.
She quickly shoved that thought into a mental box labeled 'DO NOT OPEN.'
"Miss Ayase," Okarun said quietly, fidgeting with his sleeve. "You, um... the yukata suits you. It looks... nice."
The compliment was so awkward and sincere that Momo felt her cheeks heat up. "Yeah, well, Grandma has good taste," she muttered, looking anywhere but at his face.
"Oh my goodness, Takakura!" Aira Shiratori's voice rang out like a bell as she practically materialized beside them. Her pink yukata with delicate cherry blossom patterns looked absolutely perfect - because of course it did - and her hair was styled with traditional ornaments that probably cost more than Momo's entire outfit. She clasped her hands together, gazing up at Okarun with wide, sparkling eyes. "You look so handsome! Gray is definitely your color, it makes you look so mature and sophisticated!"
Okarun looked startled by the sudden attention, his face going even redder. "Oh, uh, thank you, Miss Shiratori. You look very nice too—"
"And Momo," Aira added, turning to her with a smile that didn't quite reach her eyes. "That's... certainly a bold choice of color. Very dramatic. I suppose not everyone can pull off pastels." Her tone was sweet, but the implication was clear: Momo's yukata was trying too hard.
Momo's eye twitched. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Oh, nothing!" Aira said quickly, her innocent mask sliding perfectly back into place. "I just mean that you have such a strong personality, it makes sense you'd choose such a striking outfit. Some people are naturally more... subtle." She smoothed down her own soft pink yukata with a delicate hand.
Before Momo could respond with something probably involving creative cursing, Jiji appeared in a swirl of dark blue fabric, striking a dramatic pose that somehow looked natural on him.
"Ladies! Gentleman! Are we ready for the most incredible festival night of our lives?!" He grinned broadly, looking completely at ease in his yukata like he was born to wear traditional clothing. "Because I am pumped! The energy! The atmosphere! The—"
He stopped mid-sentence, his eyes landing on Momo. His usual theatrical expression shifted into something softer, more genuine. "Momo. Wow. You look absolutely beautiful."
The simple sincerity of it - so different from his usual over-the-top declarations - caught her completely off guard. She felt her face heat up. "I... shut up, Jiji. It's just a yukata."
"Just a yukata?" Jiji laughed, recovering his dramatic flair. "You wound me! That's not 'just' anything. You look like you walked straight out of a classical painting! That blue is absolutely perfect on you, brings out your eyes, and the whole traditional look? Stunning! Every guy here is going to be so jealous that I get to walk around with the most gorgeous girl at the festival!"
"Oh my god, stop," Momo groaned, though she couldn't quite hide her pleased smile. "You're so full of it."
"I speak only the truth!" Jiji declared, hand over his heart. "The truth of your devastating beauty!"
"Y-You really do look nice, Miss Ayase," Okarun suddenly blurted out, his voice cracking slightly. Everyone turned to stare at him, and his face went beat red. "I mean... I already said that, but... what I meant was... the blue really does suit you and..." He seemed to realize he was only making it worse and trailed off, looking like he wanted to disappear into the ground. "Sorry. That was weird. I shouldn't have—"
"It's not weird," Momo said quickly, feeling her own face burning. Why was her heart doing that stupid fluttery thing? "I mean... thanks. Both of you. Can we just go into the festival now before this gets any more awkward?"
"Excellent idea!" Jiji agreed cheerfully, either oblivious to the tension or choosing to ignore it. "The night awaits!"
As they started walking toward the festival entrance, Grandma fell into step beside Momo, a knowing smirk on her face. "You've got two boys complimenting you and one girl who wants to scratch your eyes out. Typical teenage nonsense."
"Grandma!" Momo hissed, mortified.
"What? I'm just observing. This is better than my soap operas." Grandma adjusted the strap of her bag, where a familiar gravelly voice emanated from inside.
"The old bat's got a point," Turbo Granny's raspy voice crackled from within. "Though if you ask me, Four-Eyes over there looked like he was gonna pass out trying to compliment you. Pathetic. Hilarious, but pathetic."
"Would you shut up!" Momo whispered harshly, acutely aware that Okarun was walking just a few feet ahead, his shoulders hunched and his hands shoved deep in his sleeves.
"Just saying," Turbo Granny cackled. "Kid can barely string two words together around you without turning into a tomato. It's painful to watch."
Momo didn't answer. She couldn't, because she wasn't sure what the answer would be.
The festival grounds opened up before them like something out of a dream. The stone-paved streets of Kamigoe's traditional district had been transformed into a maze of colorful stalls, each one glowing with warm lantern light and calling out to passersby with promises of games, food, and prizes.
"Okarun, would you quit walking like there's gonna be a landmine under every step?" Momo called over her shoulder, unable to hide her grin as she watched him shuffle along several paces behind, his eyes darting nervously from stall to stall.
The group naturally gravitated toward the game stalls first, drawn by the cheerful calls of vendors and the excited squeals of children winning prizes. The shooting gallery caught Jiji's attention immediately. Rows of small targets shaped like tanuki and kappa bobbing on springs, waiting to be knocked down.
"This is fate!" Jiji declared, already pulling out his money. "I am destined to win every single prize at this stall!"
"You're destined to waste all your money in the first ten minutes," Momo countered, but she was grinning as she watched him take aim with exaggerated concentration.
The cork pellet flew wide, missing every target.
"That was a practice shot!" Jiji announced confidently. "Now I've got the hang of it!"
He missed again. And again. By the fourth shot, even his usual enthusiasm was starting to crack.
"These games are totally rigged," he muttered, squinting at the targets like they'd personally insulted him.
"They're supposed to be hard," Grandma observed from where she'd stopped to examine a nearby mask stall. "Otherwise every kid would walk away with an armful of prizes and these vendors would go broke. It's basic economics."
"Takakura could probably do it," Aira said sweetly, appearing beside Okarun again. "He's so intelligent and observant. I bet he could figure out the trick to these games in no time!"
Okarun looked alarmed. "I-I don't think intelligence has anything to do with—"
"Why don't you try?" Aira pressed, already tugging on his sleeve. "I'd love to see you win something! You'd look so cool!"
"Miss Shiratori, I really don't think—"
"Oh, just try it," Momo said, surprising herself. "What's the worst that could happen? You miss and Jiji feels better about himself?"
"Hey!" Jiji protested, but he was laughing.
Okarun looked trapped, his gaze darting between the girls before reluctantly accepting the cork gun from Jiji. He adjusted his glasses, studied the targets with intense focus, and fired.
The pellet ricocheted off the edge of one target, sending it spinning wildly but not knocking it down.
"See? The game's impossible," Jiji said triumphantly. "Even genius over here can't beat it!"
"I-I'm not a genius," Okarun muttered, looking relieved to hand the gun back. "These games are just designed to—"
"To separate fools from their money," Grandma finished, finally approaching with a grotesque oni mask in her hands. "Which is why I stick to buying things I actually want. Speaking of which, you kids hungry? The takoyaki stand smells good."
The mention of food immediately shifted everyone's focus, and they made their way through the crowded festival grounds toward the food stalls lining the river. The atmosphere grew more magical as they walked. Paper lanterns reflected off the dark water, their warm light creating rippling patterns that danced with the gentle current. The air was rich with competing scents: grilling meat, sweet dango, frying batter, and underneath it all, the clean smell of the river.
They stopped at a takoyaki stand where an elderly woman was expertly flipping the round balls of batter in their special pan. Momo ordered a box to share, and they found a spot along the low stone wall overlooking the river to eat.
"This is actually pretty nice," Momo admitted, popping a piece of takoyaki in her mouth and immediately regretting it as the molten filling burned her tongue. "Hot! Hot!"
"That's what you get for being impatient," Grandma said, though she handed Momo her bottle of water without being asked.
"The view really is beautiful," Aira sighed, gazing out at the floating lanterns drifting downstream. "So romantic. Don't you think so, Takakura?"
"Uh, yes, very scenic," Okarun replied awkwardly, studiously focusing on his takoyaki like it required his complete attention.
"Romantic?" Jiji laughed, slinging an arm around Momo's shoulders with casual ease. "Everything's romantic when you're at a festival with good company! The lights, the food, the beautiful girl sitting next to me—"
"Get off," Momo said, but she was fighting a smile as she shoved his arm away. "You're gonna make me drop my food, you dummy."
From the bag at Grandma's feet, Turbo Granny's voice cackled. "Look at you all, playing at being normal teenagers. It's adorable. Almost makes me forget you spend most of your time fighting yokai and nearly dying."
"That's not helpful," Grandma said mildly, taking a bite of her own takoyaki.
"When am I ever helpful? I'm a maneki-neko with the soul of a cursed yokai. Being helpful isn't in my job description." Turbo Granny's voice carried a distinctly self-satisfied tone. "Being obnoxious, on the other hand..."
Despite the commentary, there was something peaceful about the moment; the five of them sitting by the river, eating festival food, surrounded by the warm glow of lanterns and the distant sound of traditional music. For a few minutes, they weren't teenagers who fought supernatural threats. They were just kids at a summer festival.
Of course, it couldn't last.
As they finished eating and wandered back into the crowd, Momo felt that familiar prickling sensation between her shoulder blades. Her psychic abilities had grown stronger over the months of constant supernatural encounters, and right now they were practically screaming at her that something was wrong.
She scanned the crowd carefully, her eyes following the laughing families, young couples holding hands, children running between stalls with candy apples and festival masks. Everything looked normal, perfectly ordinary, but her instincts were rarely wrong about these things.
The feeling intensified as they walked closer to the old stone bridge where paper lanterns hung thickest, creating a concentrated pool of warm amber light. There, in the shadows beneath the bridge, where the light couldn't quite reach. A darkness that moved wrong, flowing against the direction of the river current, rippling like oil on water where it should have been still.
Momo's steps slowed, her attention completely focused on that wrongness. The shadow seemed to pulse, growing slightly larger, then contracting, like something breathing. Or waiting.
"Miss Ayase?" Okarun's voice came from right beside her, closer than she'd expected. "Are you okay? You look—"
She turned sharply, surprised by his proximity, and found herself almost nose-to-nose with him. For a moment, neither of them moved or spoke. The festival noise seemed to fade into background static. Her pulse jumped erratically, and she couldn't tell if it was from the supernatural presence or from the way Okarun was looking at her with such open worry. They were standing close enough that she could see the way the lantern light caught the brown highlights in his dark hair, close enough to notice the small scar near his left temple that she'd never seen before.
When had he gotten that? Was it from one of their supernatural encounters?
"I—" she started, but the words caught in her throat.
"Did you sense something?" Okarun asked quietly, his voice pitched low so only she could hear. "A presence? I felt... something. Like a cold spot in all this warmth."
Of course Okarun, with his paranoid attention to supernatural details, would pick up on the same wrongness she'd sensed. They'd fought enough yokai together to recognize the signs.
"Yeah," she admitted, grateful to have something concrete to focus on besides the confusing mess of feelings swirling in her chest. "Over there, by the bridge. In the shadows. Something's—"
Okarun immediately turned to look in the direction she indicated, and his hand brushed against hers.
The contact was brief - barely a second - just the back of his knuckles grazing her fingers as he turned. But it sent a jolt of electricity up her arm that had absolutely nothing to do with her psychic powers. It was like touching a live wire, that sudden acute awareness of every nerve ending in her hand, of the exact point where his skin met hers.
Both of them jerked back simultaneously as if they'd been shocked, twin blushes blooming across their faces.
"S-Sorry!" Okarun stammered, clutching his hand to his chest like she'd actually burned him. His face had gone completely red. "I didn't mean to! That was an accident... I wasn't trying to—"
"It's fine! Whatever! Don't make it weird!" Momo shot back, her voice pitched higher than normal. She shoved her hands deep into her sleeves and stared determinedly at the floating lanterns, trying desperately to ignore the way her skin was still tingling from that stupid, meaningless, completely accidental touch.
"I'm not making it weird! You're making it weird!"
"I'm not... you're the one who... oh, forget it!" Momo took a deep breath, forcing herself to focus. "Look, there's something off by the bridge. I'm gonna check it out."
"I'll come with you," Okarun said immediately, his embarrassment apparently forgotten in the face of potential supernatural danger.
"No, you stay with the others. If something happens—"
"That's exactly why I should come with you," Okarun insisted, with a rare flash of stubbornness. "We work better together. You know we do."
He wasn't wrong. Their battle synchronization was almost instinctive at this point, the result of countless fights fought side by side. But something about the idea of investigating this particular wrongness together, alone, made Momo's already racing heart beat even faster.
"Fine," she said shortly. "But stay close and don't do anything stupid."
They made their way through the crowd toward the bridge, leaving the others behind at the food stalls. As they got closer, the wrongness intensified, a cold spot in the summer warmth, a silence that seemed to swallow the festival noise, a darkness that felt actively malevolent.
"Grandma," Momo called when they were near the bridge. Grandma had somehow appeared beside them, the oni mask tucked under one arm. "Did you feel that? Something weird by the river?"
Grandma glanced toward the bridge, her expression shifting to mild interest rather than concern. "Feel what, exactly? You mean that drunk tanuki spirit stumbling around in the bushes over there?" She gestured vaguely toward a cluster of ornamental plants near the riverbank. "Happens every festival, kid. Little bastards can't resist all the dropped food. They'll gorge themselves stupid and pass out under someone's porch by midnight."
"No, this is different—" Momo started, frustration creeping into her voice.
"Different how?" Grandma raised an eyebrow. "You sensing something specific or just getting paranoid from hanging around Four-Eyes too much?"
"Hey!" Okarun protested weakly.
"I'm serious, Grandma. There's something under the bridge. Something cold. Something..." Momo struggled to put the feeling into words. "Something watching us."
Grandma's expression didn't change, but Momo caught the slight shift in her posture. The subtle tensing that meant she was taking this seriously even if she wasn't showing it. "Under the bridge, huh? Well, if there is something there, you kids can handle it. You've dealt with worse." She paused. "But maybe don't go poking at it until after the fireworks. I want to enjoy the show in peace."
"So you're just gonna—"
"I'm gonna go buy some more masks and let you handle your own problems like the capable young adults you are," Grandma said firmly. "You've got your powers, Four-Eyes has his curse, and Fake-and-Bake over there has her hair. You'll be fine."
With that, she wandered off toward a small incense stall, leaving Momo and Okarun standing by the bridge.
Momo studied the shadows with new intensity. The darkness was still there, pulsing slowly like a heartbeat. Waiting.
"We should probably tell the others," Okarun said quietly. "Before we investigate further. In case it's dangerous."
"Everything we deal with is dangerous," Momo pointed out. "But yeah, you're right. Let's—"
A scream cut through the festival noise like a knife.
Near the river, where the floating lanterns bobbed peacefully, something dark was rising from the water. It looked like a child at first glance - small, pale, dripping wet - but wrong in every way that mattered. Too thin, too pale, with long black hair that moved independently of the wind and water, writhing like living snakes. Its eyes were hollow pits that seemed to drink in the lantern light, leaving only darkness.
The temperature dropped so suddenly that Momo could see her breath misting in the air. Around them, festival-goers began to slow their movements, their happy chatter dying away into confused silence. The paper lanterns flickered, their warm light dimming as if the spirit's presence was actively draining the joy from the festival.
"That's not a tanuki spirit," Okarun said, his voice tight with tension.
"No," Momo agreed, her hands already glowing with psychic energy. "It's definitely not."
The spirit let out another wail - a sound like grinding metal mixed with a child's cry - and the festival descended into chaos.
People screamed and ran, but their movements seemed sluggish, dreamlike, as if the spirit's presence was affecting their ability to think clearly. Food stalls began to shake, their wooden supports creaking ominously. Paper lanterns exploded in showers of sparks.
And through it all, that pale, dripping child-thing stood in the river, its hollow eyes fixed directly on Momo and Okarun.
Watching them.
Waiting for them.
The festival had just become a battleground.