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Your telling me that we're supposed to first. Chuuya Raises one finger. Knock back the hero's forces. Dazai makes a face at the word hero. Then chuuya raises his second finger. Then get into Their most Prestigious school For Heroes. Chuuya tried to keep his voice claim in front of Mori but it was a losing battle with Dazai poking at him. Mori looks amused which doesn't help the Annoyed Chuuya. Yes and before you go don't get caught killing to many people, The hero's are very sensitive. as they are walking out Mori puts his hand on Dazai's shoulder and whispers something in his ear that makes Dazai go stiff before walking to Chuuya.

The rest of Chuuya's day was dragging dazai out of a lake then being dragged him self, by a soaking wet Dazai to the arcade. Which he Still thinks that Dazai Cheated.

The moment his head hit the pillow he fell asleep. What the fuck is happening?

The next morning Chuuya got up to find a suicidal fish sitting on his couch lazily looking up at him. What the fuck do you want shity Dazai. Mori wants us to manage the hero problem. Dazai said in a mocking tone. Already? Why couldn't he have given At least us fucking week. Chuuya said annoyed. When? In.... 30 minutes. What the fuck you should have stared with that! Chuuya runs to his room to change.

He ends up with a piece of toast half sticking out of his mouth. Chuuya knew he needing to feed his partner later.his stomach was empty but that was a later problem.the know problem was these fucking heroes.

Dazai and chuuya walked down the streets of Yokuhoma. When they finely made it to the borders.he was already on guard, he went to ask Dazai if they were in the right place but Dazai shut him up he was about to snap back but he saw something in the corner of his eye. Dazai dramatically wined CHUUYA Pleaseeee I knoww you want toooooo! practically Laying on him. Chuuya could feel a pistol in Dazai's sleeve.

They were now right next to a bench looking over the docks. a tree was blowing in the wind something wasn't right about the tree. It was moving wong dark Shadows dark good for hiding.before he could have another thought he heard a Bang! Dazai shoots the tree again.

A loud thump is herd as a person in the ugliest most colorful peace of clothing Chuuya has ever seen.

This outfit makes Chibi's hat look like art. Dazai teased while kicking the Supposed hero. Shut up asshole!

Dazai claps his hands ok lets leave her over the border,as a message. Ok
Chuchu up she goes. what the fuck Dazai! Your the one with the gravity manipulation ability! Dazai argues back. Fuck you Chuuya says but Begrudgingly lifts her up anyway.

Dazai says he has the perfect place to put her. When they make it there Chuuya sees in what looks like blood a big HI and a circle under it. Dazai points to the circle. right there. He says with a straight face.

Chuuya puts her there ignoring Dazai. But when his partner decided to go into the Big circle of Blood with a Dead Body. His last nerve was hanging by a fucking string. Asshole what the fuck are you doing waving a big flag saying oOh look who did it! When chuuya looks down at the colorful hero that Dazai positioned to be holding two peace signs, and her Legs kicked up in an awkward position.

Now they can see the ugly star on her chest. Dazai said. At that Chuuya drags dazai away. Come on asshole. Dogs shouldn't be so mean to his master! Dazai says poking Chuuya's face. I'm not your dog you suicidal maniac! Your a menace to society! Right back at you shot stack! I'M ONLY15 I'M STILL GROWING!

They argued until Dazai got a phone call. Who's that? Mori. He answers the phone call, and listens silently to Mori. He hangs up and looks down at Chuuya.

We're in.

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Hawks thought this was a normal patrol around the border until he saw a big HI and circle below it, something was in the circle. He swooped down to see what it was it was a vary colorful dead body. Wait A What!

I found a dead body please send ba BANG! a bullet went straight through his wing. FUCK! he tried to see who Shot him but they were hidden from his version. this is Bubbler what happened?
I got shot!

I will send midnight to try to put them to sleep. She's on her way! I'll Connect your ear peaces. Midnight will be there in 3 minutes.

Well he was on the phone Hawks was slowly sinking the ground as he tried to fly away on his injured wing. He managed to get what he deemed far enough away and dropped down ungracefully to the ground by the time he made it to the ground midnight was running up to him, with Eraserhead and someone he didn't Recognize.

Are you ok? Midnight asks helping him sit down in the grass. She looked at the hero hawks didn't recognize standing up, Stormblower come with me to find the villain or villains, Eraser head help Hawk's wing. Before anyone can say anything she runs off with Stormblower running after her.

Stormblower makes the air around them foggy so villains can't see them but Tosses Midnight a pair of goggles so she can see though the mist.

There's a sudden red light around stormblower then he got lifted in the air a bullet through his head before he could scream. His body falls to the dirt limp and unresponsive. Midnight shakes him again, she puts a shaking hand to his pulse a small bump against her fingers relief cores through her but it doesn't last. He won't make it long.

She lays him down hoping she can save him. She releases her Quirk at the sight of two figures in the shadows of a tree. the purple smoke entangleing with the fog, swirling in pretty spirals.

she swore she saw A flash of orange hair before they were disappearing disappearing in the trees all that was left was a SNAP......Midnight started screaming.

Aizawa couldn't see any thing from where he had jest finished rapping Hawks wing up. But when he heard midnight screaming he started running though the fog. He saw two people laying limp on the ground a sad feeling in his heart for them. But he had to focus on the still alive.

When he made it to her the first thing he saw was blood. Midnights leg was stuck in a bear trap she was struggling to get it out ripping her leg further Aizawa ran to her right as she fainted.
He struggled against the bear trap until he managed to get it Painted open. Midnights leg was almost snapped in half the Artery have been cut along with the bone broken.

He used his scarf best he could to rap up the ravaged leg. Well he called an ambulance. This was gone to be a long day.

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How does Injuring and killing a few heroes get us in? Chuuya ask from behind Dazai. Oh is my dogs brain to small to understand? There's a reason why I'm the master! Dazai interrupted Chuuya's complaints. Well I can tell the chibi I guess.

He puts up a finger well he talks. If we act like we got caught in the cross-fire and are injured they will have to take us too. Chuuya hums. But wouldn't that be suspicious as hell.
Yes that's also good for us. That means they'll have to put us in a secure place what's more secure for dangerous teenagers the most Prestigious hero school with not to mention the symbol of peace working there. Maybe we get to be heroes! Dazai said sarcastically.

Chuuya rolls his eyes at the taller boy. You think this will work? Oh chibi have my tactical plans ever failed us?

Chuuya tics at that and looks away. I will take that as a no then. Fuck off. Chuuya replies angrily. Well I guess I can help the hat rack pack his bag if you increase...
I didn't ask for Shit. You were thinking it I know. Well if you do then you have to eat too. Chuuya interrupted the fish with a hand. No caned crab. Awwwwwwww fuck you.

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Aizawa dropped midnight with Hawks when he heard a BANG! He starts running toward the Where he saw two teenagers one with blood on his bandaged arm the ether teen was panicking trying to pressure the wound.

He called out to them. Are you. Aizawa got cut off by the shorter teen pining him to a tree. Ok. Aizawa finished. The Orange Haired teen looked angry but also scared. It was mostly fake but not all of it. Who are you? The teen demanded. Eraserhead I'm a hero.

Dazai tried not to laugh. A hero? Ha! He looked like a homeless person at lest his costume wasn't as ugly colorful peace of shit that ether "hero" was wearing. Dazai stood casually well the chibi played his part. Blood dripped down his arm where he shot himself. He noticed that the drops on the ground were shaped like a cat. Oh they're looking at me I guess they finished their introduction. Sigh I guess its my turn.

Your going to the hospital. The hobo look a like says. No I'm not. dazai says back Innocently. Yes you are. He says again. Nope. He says popping the p. with that he starts walking away.

He watches the bandaged teen walk away in shock. No longer being pinned to a tree he ran to the tall teen and grabbed his uninjured arm to spin him around. Your going to the hospital to get your arm look at. With that his friend walked over and picked him up like he Weighed nothing. Bad Dog! No! Stop it you trader! The brunette yelled at his friend. Where is it? The teen Chuuya Was it? Asked.

Aizawa snapped out of his Stupor then. That way. He pointed back where he could hear the sirens from the ambulance he called earlier. Chuuya carried the boy who seems to have given up and was enjoying the ride.

Hawks was talking to a doctor when he saw something he didn't expect he saw a teenager holding a nether teenager who was pointing at them yelling CHARGE and the ether one suddenly started running at him when they made it. they booth started laughing. When they noticed him staring they stoped eraserhead was behind them.

Eraserhead pointed the two teens. He needs to go to the hospital. He says with no inindication.Hawks takes a nether look at the brunette and saw blood dripping from his arm. Oh fuck that looks bad. Language Hawks. Eraserhead scolded. Hawks slapped his hand on his mouth. Oops.

I said I wasn't going. the teen grumbled. I'll jest bandage it later. No your going to the hospital you can't jest through a bandaid on it and call it a day. Aizawa argues. Watch me bitch. Is his response.

In the end they were driving in the back of an ambulance. Dazai was pouting In the corner. Referring to let anyone touch him either then chuuya. He did bandage his arm without taking any previous bandages off. Aizawa was a little worried why he had them for in the first place. But he couldn't think about it right now midnights leg was not doing great, it might never Recover fully, or have to be amputated.

When they made it to the hospital midnight was rushed off to a different floor. And Dazai still refusing to move forcing Chuuya to pick him up again. He whispered something in his ear and Dazai whispered something frantically back. Then Chuuya walked after the doctor stiffly. Aizawa noticed they were holding each other's hands tightly.

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He tried to get th ether teen out of the room but Fujta knew it was a losing battle with how tightly they were holding their hands. Nether of them looked like they wanted to be here.
I'm doctor Yudai. What is your name? Dazai. He said plainly. What happened to your arm? He said well getting out the bandages. I got shoot he said blankly. This made him pause with how dead he sounded. But he turned around to inspect his arm.

When he didn't give him his arm. Fujita asked can I look at your arm? I can rap it myself. Unfortunately I'm not allowed to let you treat it yourself. Dazai takes a final look around. Then passes his arm over. Fujita unwraps the bandages on his arm barely holding back a gasp when he looks at the ravaged arm.

Cuts up and down the arm some of them look deep enough to kill. All stitched up in neat little stitches. Some of them were starting to heal others looked new.

He was going to have a fun conversation with his therapist soon.

Doctor Yudai only asked a few more questions. Before going to speak to Eraserhead. Chuuya squeezed his hand. oh he forgot he was here he leaned against his side he knew that Chuuya liked hospital jest as much as Dazai. For Dazai it reminded him of mori for Chuuya it reminded him of the lab.

He was excited to leave but wasn't excited for the conversation that "hero" was brewing up.

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Aizawa sat slumped in a hospital chair if I'm here might as well take a nap. His prone to nap got intruded by a doctor coming up to him. Are you the person who brought Dazai Osamu here? The doctor asked politely. Yes I am but I'm not his legal guardian.Aizawa replied. Yes I'm aware his parents are are no longer with us, and he somehow doesn't go to belong to an orphanage.
And no medical files in existence. The doctor brought him to a room as he talked.

They walked into a room and the doctor gestured to a chair. But I did need to talk to you about something I saw under his badges. Aizawa looked up at the doctors words. What was it? Aizawa's worry from earlier resurfaced. Well he shows self destructive behavior. The doctor started. Oh no he knew what that meant. He has an alarming amount of self harming scars.
And the doctor's explanation hit him like a brick. I will talk to him.was Aizawa's weak response.

Aizawa sighed fine you win stupid gerbil man. He pulled out his phone and dialed nezu. Oh Shota what is it you need? He heard nezus voice from the ether side of the phone. I found to teenagers who don't have medical files and they don't exist....anywhere.

Oh what are their names? He heard nezu say well typing something. Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya. Aizawa said his fingers laced with themselves. He heard a hum from the ether side of the phone, well this is going to by a fun challenge! He can hear the smile in Nezus voice or was that scheming? Your right, good job Shota! Nezu congratulated him. Now, bring them to me so we can solve this little issue! Nezu exclaimed. I will talk to the doctor but dazai might have to stay he got shot in the arm. Yeah yeah ok come as soon as you can. Nezu said dismissively.

After hanging up the phone Aizawa sighed he was going to have to have that conversation soon. God he going to have an awkward conversation with a teen with teaching his idiot class on the side.

He walked to the room he was told had Dazai in.

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A knock at the door startled Dazai, Chuuya who had at one point fallen asleep on his shoulder didn't stir. A few seconds past before Aizawa stepped in the room. I need to talk to you. Aizawa said. Oh why is that? Dazai said cheerfully kicking he's feet.

Aizawa looked a little taken aback at Dazai's cheerful attitude. It was all jest a careful game of charades for Dazai.

I am warning you this is a serous conversation, and I am worried about you. Aizawa said. Dazai held back the urge to stick his tongue out...barely. I'm going to be blunt I know you have self harming problems. He looked at Dazai as he said it. Looking as serious as he thought the conversation would be. Not on Dazai's watch! Dazai gasped dramatically. what I do!? I didn't know! What shocking news! Did you hear that sleeping chibi. He asks his sill sleeping partner.

Aizawa looked completely off guard. It was quite an amusing expression if you asked Dazai. He didn't even try to hide his giggles. Aizawa cleared his throat trying to get the conversation back on track. I know it can be hard to open up but it is necessary to talk about "Wine berries!" Dazai interrupts. did you know you can eat them! A lot people mistake Wine berries for raspberries But I think think that their both gross! Dazai says waving a hand in the air. But that's not all... Aizawa trails off

Aizawa jest stairs as Dazai continues to ramble about Wine berries? Who knew wine berries were Native to Japan northern China and Korea and that they are more tart then raspberries but also make really good jam or jelly? Aizawa certainly didn't baste on the face he was making! Seriously you should know about native plants! Its vary important! Aren't you a teacher and you don't know about birds eye chilies!

How did you know I was a teacher? Aizawa asked confused. I know Everything. Dazai said opening his eye wide to exaggerate his statement.

Right when Aizawa was about get his plane from the bottom of the ocean back the sky. There was a knock at the door. Doctor Yudai stepped though you are being discharged. You can go. He said as he waved them to the front desk.

By this time Chuuya woke up from his nap. "Finally" he murdered to himself as he yawned. I agree with that one chibi! Dazai said to his sort partner.

Aizawa says he called his husband to drive them, and that they were staying the night at his house. He also mentioned that they were meeting someone in the morning. They walked though the parking lot to find a red car with a blonde man in the drivers side. the man waved and unlocked the car. The "adults" had a quiet conversation. Dazai and Chuuya jest looked out the window.

The next thing that caught his attention was a giant metal box with a big UA on it. God that's ugly. He heard chuuya murder. Dazai giggled at that. Am I wrong? Chuuya challenged. Oh what a shame my dog can't see the beauty of this ugly tower. Dazai put a hand across his forehead dramatically. I'm not your damn dog bitch. Language problem children. Was the response from the front of the car.

The car finally parked and they all got out the car. and walked though the buildings doors towards a sign saying teachers dorms they walked into an elevator to get to the third floor. The door opened to two doors. Dazai and Chuuya followed them into the first door. The dorm was bigger then he expected the guest bedroom is The third door down the hallway I will make dinner. Aizawa's husband said cheerfully. As they walked away their hands swung between them. Aizawa noticed that they never stopped holding hands.

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The door shut, and they stared at each other for a few seconds. We're in. Your plan actually worked! Now now chibi we're not in yet. We still have to talk to that someone in the morning. Dazai reminded.

Know they looked around the new room, A dresser, window, a bed,door maybe to a bathroom. Normal stuff of a bedroom. The problem was that. There's only one bed. Chuuya noticed dumly.Won't be the first time. Dazai shrugs walking towards the bed.

No no no Dazai that was one time!! Chuuya scrambles. Oh no does my dog have memory loss I clearly remember you saying that last time. Oh and the time before time before that and...
Ok Ok I know you can Stop now! Chuuya says physically clamping a hand over his mouth. "Oh is chibi on his tip toes." Dazai says when chuuya couldn't reach his mouth.
Shut up you tall basterd!

Let me think.......no! Dazai hums as the flops on the bed. Chuuya looks flustered but he takes the spot next to him. Right as they got comfy there was a knock on the door. Dinners ready.

Chuuya got up dragging the bandaged boy up too. Dazai only let out mild protests as he was dragged out the door. They walked into the kitchen the smell of food hit them it smelled like some type of meat and rice.

The smell of food has always bothered him it should have made him hungry, but it jest made him want to throw up his empty stomach. Dazai wasn't human. That was a fact like grass was green and he wanted to die. The appeal of food was a foreign concept to him food keeps the body energized and alive Dazai didn't know why anyone would want that.

He looked at the table where there was four bowls of Gyūdon. Two people already sat at the table talking about something dazai deemed unimportant. Chuuya led him to a chair he sat down numbly. Chuuya sat down on the chair next to him, he picked up a pair of chopsticks and passed it to Dazai. Picking up his own pair in the process.

Dazai had to look away when chuuya mixed his food up. Dazai switched hands then switched back when that didn't make the food look more appetizing. Chuuya looked at him noticing Dazai's discomfort. He reached over and poked his wrist a few times. It took him a few seconds to realize it was their morse code, one for one then I eat you eat.

Then Chuuya took a bite and Dazai hesitantly followed his example hoping it was poisoned.

Who are we meeting? Chuuya asks before taking a nether bite and dazai copying him a few seconds later.

You two are in possible danger and a witnesses to the villains that shot you, and sense you have no safe place to stay we are going to speak to the principal of this school to find out what to do with you. Hizashi Said.

What about your class? Dazai asks Aizawa innocently, tilting his head pushing his half empty bowl away. Chuuya looks at his food and pats his hand in acknowledgment of how hard that was for him.

He is going to sub for me. Aizawa points at his husband. while we are talking to Nezu. There's clothes in the dresser in your room by the way. Hizashi says seeing dazai being done and Chuuya jest finishing. Deciding that was enough information dazai got up when chuuya finished. And walked back to their temporary room.

Good night you two. The blonde haired man said as they left. When they were gone Aizawa looked at his husband. Theirs only one bed in there. Aizawa said. They didn't complain! Yamada said back cheerfully.

Aizawa looked down looking the half empty bowl of Gyūdon The bandaged boy had pushed away. The meat looked almost untouched. He remembers the look of disgust on his face the proud look on the ether boy like this was an huge accomplishment. Like half a serving was a celebratory thing, that was the concerning part about this half a serving should be a normal occurrence. Not an unusual thing for him.

He still needed to talk to him about his self harming problem and now a possible eating disorder. The list in his head was growing he needed a nap a good time for one too Yamada had jest finished the dishes and was coming back.

Time for bed! His loud ass husband said practically dragging him into their bed not that he minded.

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The door shut behind them and Dazai signs the feeling of food in his stomach was an unwelcome presents he felt like he might throw up the contents of his stomach at any moment. He felt arms rap around him. I'm proud of you. Are Chuuya's muffled words into dazai chest.

Dazai sighs a breath he didn't know he was holding. I know. Dazai rapped his arms around the shorter's back. They held each other for longer then either of them would admit to anyone. Jest breathing each other up.

Hey mackerel its time for bed. Chuuya says still muffled by Dazai's chest. He leads them to the bed popping both of them down on the ruffled sheets. He grabbed the blanket over them hoping his partner got more then jest an hour or two.

I hope the slug doesn't fly away in his sleep and leave me to do all the work! Dazai says in his most cheerfull facade he could manage at the moment. Fuck you too. He heard from his tired partner. Go to sleep you bandaged bitch. night night hat rack.

Dazai was surprised with how much sleep he got when he woke up at 3am. That was a solid five hours more then he'd got in the last three days combined. It was kind of like a game to him how many days can I go without sleep, his record was seven and a half days before Mori gave him drugs to make him sleep. Getting lost in the memory Dazai remembers the to bright lights Moris cold gloved hand on his wrist.

His words overly sweet and cooing. We can't let the demon prodigy die from exhaustion that wouldn't be cute at all. His touch jest as slimy as his words. Smoothing down his curly hair.

Dazai shook himself out of his head looking around before getting up and walking toward the door opening it and peeking out of the crack of the door. It was quiet no one seemed to be up he sneaked down the hallway and looked for something to do board of sitting around doing nothing.

He looked up to see if there was any good books instead he found a deck of cards tucked in one of the coffee table. He pulled it out and opened the the box. The cards slid out familiar in the palm of his hand tossing the box on the table and suffering the cards weaving them through his fingers. In a big arch made the cards fly into his ether hand. He suffered all the aces on the top then suffered them back.

Sitting on the carpet he played three games of Solitaire. Before going on a book hunt again picking up a random book it seemed like a high school history book. Opening it up he read by the silver moon light.

This book is stupid. It was less of a history book and more lets warship this one stupid person because he sent my high school bully to the hospital. Like wow oh my god what an accomplishment. Wow! Like fuck no.

Dazai closed the book and stood up grabbing more books. He was going to read until the sun came up in the sky.

When it did dazai picked up the books putting them exactly where he had found them. Sneaking back down the hallway closing the door quietly. Walking over to the dresser pulling out the clothes that were in there leaving the smaller pair for the chibi.

He opened the mystery door to find out the magical magical door did happen to be a bathroom. Dazai changes into the new clothes being ready for the talk with this Nezu. It was time to wake up the sleeping slug.

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Chibi Chibi Chibi! I know dogs sleep a lot but its time to get upppp! Dazai said, as he dramatically flopped down blanketing himself on top of Chuuya. He felt the body under him scramble beneath him, groaning Chuuya swatted Dazai away. Sitting up and sighing chuuya poked the tall brunette that was on his lap.

Chuuya was to tired to fight with him so he jest leaned into the mackerel basterd. As cute as you are like this you can't fall asleep again little slug. Dazai said poking his nose. Chuuya grumbled and nuzzled farther into Dazai's neck. Before dazai deemed him ready enough and got up dragging chuuya up to. Chuuya was in fact not ready as he stumbled almost falling right on top of dazai.

Chuuya managed to steady himself jest in time. Caching himself on the dresser he released the door of the dresser was open letting him see a pair of sweat pants a baggy blue shirt matching the one dazai was wearing. A belt sat next to arrangement.

Chuuya let out a small sigh and grabbed the clothes draping them over his arm. Walking over to the bathroom.

Chuuya shut the door changing into the new clothes. After he finished he combed his fingers through his hair getting out all the knots he could without a proper brush. When he finally stepped out of the bathroom it was already 7:45.

Dazai was flopped on the floor, when he saw chuuya walk out of the bathroom he started rolling at him. Chuuya was started, he tried to use his ability to float over him but dazai jest reached him with his long ass arm nullifying the ability making fall on the ground.

Fuck you! Chuuya says climbing on dazai who is still on the flopped carpet laughing, before he could do anything more there's a knock at the door it cracks open Hizashi pecks in. Hey are you listeners Oh. He says seeing chuuya sitting on Dazai's lap. Dazai who had sat up had his hands around Chuuya's back to hold himself up.

Chuuya relied how scandalous this looked and quickly scrambles off the ether teen. No hang on this isn't wha-we're not I'm not no. Chuuya tries to correct. I'll jest go, have fun and be safe. Jest be done by 8:00.

The door shut. Silence falls in the room for a few seconds then chuuya jumps up to chase after the ether man. Noo it we weren't no! Chuuya says the blush high on his cheeks. He runs out the door.

Dazai chuckles and sits there for a second longer. Then he decides to be nice to his dear chibi and follows him out the door. The seen before him was quite amusing, Chuuya was waving his hands around and babbling on, his ears as red as his hair he'd have to tell him that later jest to annoy him.

Dazai Waddles over leaning on Chuuya as he put a hand over his forehead swooning. Oh no we were jest getting into it when you interpreted us how sad! Dazai said stopping Chuuya's babbling.

What are you talking about! Chuuya says jabbing his elbow into Dazai's ribs. Dazai clutched his side feigning hurt. Oww my dog is so mean! Dazai said pouting. Why do you keep bringing up that stupid bet you......you stupid fucking computer!

Awww did the hatrack jest call me smart, How sweet of you chibi! Dazai says giving up on his fake pouting. No I didn't I called you one of the ones from 1912! Chuuya jabs Back.

Oh does chuuya need a history lesson? Because the first computer was made in 1942 by a guy named John Vincent Atanasoff and his student Clifford Berry, resulting in the Atanasoff-Berry Computer (ABC) making that the first computer built but The person who made color in the graphics is Charles A. in 1972, which made the Compucolor 8001, the first colored computer. Dazai finished Ponting a finger chuuya.

Chuuya was not the only one who was staring at him Aizawa and Hizashi stared at him with wide eyes and open mouths. Chuuya who was used to this by now recovered first. I don't fucking care about your history mumbo jumbo mackerel basterd. Chuuya grumbles.

The two ether men finely seemed to recover mostly, Aizawa apparently recovered enough to talk. You two need to eat so I can take you to speak to nezu. Aizawa finished shoeing them off to the kitchen.

After being practically shoved into a small kitchen with lines of blue and green tiles climbing up the walls. Aizawa pointed at the counter with further instruction found two small bowls of rice and eggs.

Eat fast you two. Aizawa said before walking back to the living room. Turning back to the food Chuuya sat on a chair at the table picking up a pair of chop sticks and mixing the egg up in the rice.

Dazai sat next to him copying Chuuya's motions. Chuuya took a bite, dazai following the movement a second later but seemingly regretted it instantly, grimacing and pushing the bowl away, Chuuya watched him but didn't push.

Chuuya finished his bowl quickly looking over to where the other two occupants located in the living room. Then back at dazai when he heard him speak. Let me do the talking and don't forget the story. Chuuya tisks at him. I now how to do my job shity dazai. Chuuya said with less heat than intended.

Lets go have our very fun talk. Dazai said walking towards the door.

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Aizawa sat back on the couch looking over to the ether man with a sigh. Their lively listeners aren't they. Hizashi said to loud for the early morning.

Jest as he was going to respond his phone made a buzz from his pocket, picking it up Aizawa answered the call. What is it detective Noamasa? Aizawa asked into the phone.

Aizawa knew Noamasa was the detective for the incident he hoped this would be a good update to the situation, and not a negative one.
Before he could get to deep in his thoughts he heard the response from the man on the ether side of the phone.

There has been a pont in the case that I wanted you to know about before your conversation with nezu. I have already made nezu aware of this. Noamasa continued. There is a possibility that the two teenagers you found, are possible suspects based on the evidence and in some parts lack thereof.

I will also be attending your meeting with nezu to ask them some questions. Using my quirk to see if their lying. When he seemed to be finished Aizawa nodded then remembering he couldn't see him he responded with. Alright I will keep that in mind. We are about to leave anyway.

He hang up the phone and looked over with a sigh on his lips.

He had a quite conversation with his husband explaining the talk he had on the phone entitled he heard voices emerge from the kitchen. the two teens were walking over to them.

Getting up from the couch he grabbed a bag that he though at his loud ass husband. Hey! Was the protest from the couch. Aizawa walked to the door and watched every single one of these idiots weren't moving. Come on we have to go. Aizawa said annoyed.

As if those words broke a spell everyone put on their respected pair of shoes, and followed him out the door off to talk to Nezu.

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The walk to the building was short the doors big and looming closing with a bang. The in building was hallways on top of big rooms doors taller then necessary halls gray with bright pictures, and windows glowing with morning light. To most this would be a comforting.

For dazai the shadows seemed to be to long and he could hear cameras buzzing with each hall they passed, watching their every move. He wasn't scared quite the opposite but everything seemed fake the paintings of smiling "heroes" jest a colorful illusion.

Walking through the hallways up and down flights stairs till they reached a set of double doors jest as towering as all the ether doors. The moment they stepped up to the doors they opened up as if to swallow them hole.

A desk sat in the middle of the room behind it was a blue spiny chair facing a big window. A chairs was next to the spiny chair empty two ether chairs on the ether side of the table. Aizawa walked over to the seat facing them. The two teens walked over to the two chairs facing him.

The spiny chair swerved slowly as if a villain from the movies. Dazai half expected it to be petting a cat instead he was met with a gerbil or maybe it was a rat? In a suit But what ever it was it was not holding a cat.

The creature opened its mouth and spoke in a clear voice. Why hello there my name is principle Nezu! I already know what your names Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya. With that even dazai was a little surprised. Chuuya tried and failed to keep the shock off his face. It was quite funny.

Oh well what a treat we have here. It continues waving its paw around. I hear you two are quite the troublesome duo.

Its not my fault I got shot for jest minding my business what a cruel world we live in. Don't you think? Dazai asks the creature, matching its cheerful tone.

oh my can I ask, what did this mystery person look like? Nezu asked a sparkle in his beady little eyes.

Dazai knew Nezu was smart from the information he had got about him. Even though there were no pictures of him, Dazai knew not to underestimate the mouse man. He saw the glint in his eyes and his posture all of that screamed intelligence. Dazai knew to word his words carefully. He didn't really need to worry about Chuuya not really, because as much a as he thought he knew about the mission it was not enough to spill anything important.

They shot past me pun intended I couldn't quite make them out!

Well how about you tell me your story.

The quick change of topic didn't fly over Dazai's head but he kept up anyway. Dazai knew what Nezu was trying to do, trying to change the topic so fast that he had a hard time keeping up so he accidentally slipped some information he didn't keen to. Unlucky for him Dazai was quite adapt with this method, and won't let anything slip that he doesn't want to. So he answers the question easily.

Well me and the chibi were jest taking a walk around the port when we heard screaming so we went over to make sure everyone was alive. When we made it to the trees someone shot me and ran away!

Aizawa scrunched up his nose at that for some reason. Dazai shrugged that information for a later problem. Nezu didn't reacted to the answer only bringing its paws togetherrepliedLeaning on his elbows. Before responding.

Oh how sad. But I will let you know when we had a search team look around the area they found a gun in the bushes where you two were found when we looked for DNA evidence we found both your finger prints all over it.

Yes! Yes! I know that part it was really quite dramatic you see. When they came over they tried to shot my dog too! So of course I ripped the gun out of their hands and through it at Chuuya!

This time Aizawa replied looking annoyed. You didn't have a dog when I found you.

Yes there was, a shaping mutt at that! Right chuuya! Dazai grabbed Chuuya's arm shaking him back and forth. Chuuya gave no reaction ether then hitting him on the shoulder. Dazai clutched his arm and lend away whining.

What a violent dog don't you agree! Dazai said to the rat and Aizawa. Which did seem to earn him a look on Aizawa's face that must have been remembrance from the car ride here, and of course a smiling Nezu. Dazai continued without further hesitation.

But if you are accusing that were the cause of the screams you would be wrong! I do know there is at least one person dead. He said the last part quieter and flatter then the beginning. Dazai knew any ether child would be more scared or worried about being accused of a murder more likely even more scared of actually committing the crime. But he was not a child he wasn't even human. In a world so empty why should a thing like dazai care if someone lived or died.

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Momo thought it was a normal day last night she helped a few of her classmates with today's homework. She was proud with how far they've all come.

The day took a tern towards the unusual almost immediately though, walking in the classroom instead of the yellow sack holding their teacher behind his desk. There was their English teacher standing in front of the few people who came early.

Talking animatedly to Aoyama about cheese? But where is Aizawa sensei? With a quick search around the room Aizawa was nowhere to be seen Momo sat down and started opening her notes when Tsuyu Walked over.

Hey Momo do you know where Aizawa sensei is kero. Tsuyu asked tilting her head.

I'm not sure but you could ask Yamada sensei. Do you want to ask together? Momo said looking at her friend. Before Tsuyu could respond the sound of their loud classmates chatter signifying entrance the of the rest of the class. Someone amongst the crowd, it sounded like Kaminari. Asked where Aizawa was. With that Mina jumped in.

Yeah where is he, Did something happen? Mina asked a little concerned. That jest added more chatter. Iida ever the responsible one chopped his arms in a robotic way, telling everyone to be quiet, and to let yamada talk.

Upon being prompted Yamada answered the question. Don't worry to much little listeners he's jest having a talk with principle Nezu and some trouble makers.

That jest seemed to up the gossip and murmurs to a ten. Momo jest hoped their teacher wasn't in to much trouble. Maybe It was jest a mandatory meeting or even tea time with Nezu. Momo heard that happened sometimes.

Whatever it was she hoped it won't be to much trouble.