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Wednesday was typing on her typewriter. It was just her and Thing in the room. Then Enid opened the door and entered the room.
“Oh my god oh my god oh my god!” Enid said in a scared and worried tone.
“What’s wrong Enid?” asked Wednesday.
“I overheard Bruno making up awful rumors about me to his friends, and even some random people!” Enid replied.
Wednesday stopped writing on her typewriter. She got up and walked over to Enid.
“What did he say?” asked Wednesday.
Enid told Wednesday all the horrible rumors Bruno told everybody. Wednesday was absolutely infuriated.
“Where is his dorm room?” asked Wednesday.
Enid told Wednesday Bruno’s dorm room. Wednesday started heading to the door.
“What are you gonna do?” asked Enid.
“Make him regret messing with my Enid,” said Wednesday.
Wednesday left the room.
“Wait,” said Enid. “Did she say ‘my Enid’?”
Wednesday was outside Bruno’s dorm. She entered. Bruno was the only one there.
“Wednesday? What are you doing here? Get out!” said Bruno.
Wednesday revealed a giant plastic bag she was holding behind her back. It was filled with snakes.
“This is for making up lies about Enid and cheating on her,” said Wednesday. Wednesday tore a small hole in the plastic bag. The snakes ripped through it and started heading for Bruno. Wednesday walked out the room and closed the door. She could hear Bruno screaming. She smiled.
Agnes then appeared out of nowhere.
"I stole the keys and locked the door, he can't get out," said Agnes.
"Good job Agnes," said Wednesday, not questioning how she even knew about her plan.
She went back to her dorm. Enid was sitting on her bed. She got up when Wednesday and Agnes came in.
“What did you do?” asked Enid.
“Let’s just say Bruno won’t be making up more rumors about you anytime soon,” said Wednesday.
“Thanks Wednesday,” said Enid.
Enid hugged Wednesday. Wednesday blushed. She hugged her back.
“Wait, you didn’t kill him, did you?” asked Enid.
“Unfortunately not,” said Wednesday.
Agnes walked over to Thing.
"How are they not dating yet, they are clearly in love with each other," Agnes whispered to Thing.
"I don't know, but we should help them get together," Thing tapped and signed.
"Good idea," Agnes whispered.