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katana : oh h hi hyperlaser
hyperlaser : omgggg katana haiii
katana : i lave u hyper lets get married pls
hyperlaser : ily too, katana, but we cant be together, subspace would be mad..............
katana : noooo !!!!!!
/ sad katana /
in katana's house :
katana : ....... i feel so awful dattebayo........... grrr...... i love hyper but his fuckass boss........... grrr.........
/ alpha mode on /
/ somewhere in nevada /
ow sorry my bad
/ somewhere in blackrot /
subspace : GRRR WHAAATTT I SAW YOU AND KTANA TOGETHER ARE YOU GAY HYPERLASER !!! WTHHH I'LL FIRE YOU....!!!!
hyper : n-nooo....please dont fire me.....
/ katana breaks the window /
s*bspace: WHAAAATTT ಠ,_｣ಠ
hyper : WHAA !!???!
katana : hyoer im here to save u ily no mwater what
subspace : NO, I HATE GAYS EWWW WTHH
hyper : k-k-katana... yo so kawaii....tysm..... subspace im not afraid of you !!! i don need money if i have a husband like him !!!
/ a powerful gay laser hits subspace /
subspacr : NOOO !!!! / turns into ash baby /
hypertana : yaaayy we won !!!
happi end