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1. U Should Not Be Doing That by mme_montespan

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Ron Weasley
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Daphne Greengrass
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Soft Dom Draco Malfoy
   • Sexually Experienced Draco Malfoy
   • Sexually Inexperienced Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley bashing as a plot device
   • Ron Weasley is a Little Shit
   • Quidditch Player Draco Malfoy
   • Good Friend Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger & Pansy Parkinson Friendship
   • Pansy Parkinson is a Little Shit
   • Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson Friendship
   • Emotional/Psychological Abuse
   • Emotional Manipulation
   • not involving draco/hermione
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Simp Draco Malfoy
   • hurt her and die vibes
   • Insecure Hermione Granger
   • but we’re working on it
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Dry Humping
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Hand Jobs
   • Oral Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Porn With Plot
   • a pinch of plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Past Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy
   • but he was NOT into it
   • Divorced Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley

   Summary

   After an acrimonious divorce from Ron, Hermione’s good friend—and Editor of Witch Weekly—Pansy Parkinson, encourages her to pose for a photo spread reclaiming her sexuality. The kicker? She would be co-starring with the Falmouth Falcons, whose captain—Draco Malfoy—has been waiting for a chance to get close to her for a very long time.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   28,470

   Chapters:

   6/?

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