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  His head was throbbing, body aching, eyes blurry. Where was he? The world was spinning, fear was filling his bones.

 "Is he alive?" the distant voice of a girl squeaked.

 "Eh, give him a minute." A second voice said.

 "HEY! WAKE UP!" The second voice suddenly said, kicking the body softly.

 "Yo sybau" a third voice said, "C00lkidd is NOT wakeing up."

 Pr3typriincess turned her head towards him, "Bluudud, stop talking like A FUCKING BRAINROTTED 12 YEAR OLD!"

 "I AM A BRAINROTTED 12 YEAR OLD!"

 The two continued to bicker, yelling at each other like two toddlers.

 Noli let out a deep sigh, "can you two PLEASE stop fighting?! How do you both know this kid?"

 Pr3typriincess and Bluudud stopped for one moment. "He's our cousin."

 Noli was surprised, "Why didn't you tell me that before?!"

 C00lkidd groaned in pain, "W-where am I..?"

 "Dunno, now get up." Noli said, starting to pull C00lkidd up by his wrists.

 "Owie :(" C00lkidd cried, trying to pull away from Noli's tight grasp.

 "Yeah yeah, just get up."

 C00lkidd rubbed his wrists in pain.

 "You'll walk it off" Noli muttered, "HEY, HES AWAKE NOW!"

 Different people appeared from all over the cabin they were in.

 "He's awake!" "How is he?" "Wait what's his name..?" "Oh look, he can stand!"

 John Doe pushed through the crowd swiftly, quickly adjusting his rectangular glasses, "Hello, what's your name, young one?"

 "M-my name is C00lkidd." 

 John Doe smiled, "My name is John Doe, it's nice to meet you, C00lkidd."

 C00lkidd nodded, "It's nice to meet you too."

 "You seem to be fine, if not a little shaken up, but please tell me if you feel sick later."

 Elliot frowned in the corner, why did it have to be C00lkidd?! He didn't like Noli, yes, but C00lkidd? He was... annoying...

 "Hello, everyone." A voice over a speaker said, "In 10 minutes you all will enter a 'round'. You're job is to survive the killers. Good luck, you'll need it."

 Everyone started panicking. They started screaming and running around in all directions through and around the cabin.

 Noli threw C00lkidd over his shoulder and started BOOKING IT.

 "CAN I GAMBLE?!" Chance screamed at the top of his lungs, as if the voice could instantly respond.

 "WHY DO YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT GAMBLING?!" Elliot screamed back.

 Dusekkar sat in a corner, he was extremely annoyed by his fellow survivors, how loud they were... It hurt his ears...

 Taph sat next to Dusekkar, feeling very overwhelmed.

 Doombringer started just yelling. This bitch became a full ass siren, bro wasn't even afraid, just wanted to yell at the top of his lungs 😭 

 Azure dashed into a random... Bedroom..?

 1x1x1x1 sat on the ground, white knuckling his green domino crown.

 Slasher stood perfectly in place.

 "I DOFN WANNA DIWEEEE!!!" Bluudud screeched.

 "SHUT THE FUCK UP, BLUUDUD!" Pr3typriincess screeched back.

 Guest 666 cried like a sad puppy, holding his horns with his paws.

 John Doe sat on the dock overlooking a beautiful lake. He grabbed a photo from his pocket, it was of his wife, Jane Doe. He kissed it softly, before sticking it back into his jacket.

 This went on for what felt like forever, the timer ticking down more and more, until it hit 0...

      --- with the killers ---

 007n7 woke up on cold wooden floorboards, his head was throbbing and his body felt horribly numb. Where was he..? 

 Despite his extreme pain, he sat up to look around him.

 An assortment of people surrounded him.

 "So, you've woken up?" Builderman asked, a grimace clear on his face.

 007n7 wobbled as he got to his feet. "Where am I? Where is my son?!"

 A shadowed figure walked up to him. "You have a son..?" They asked.

 "Um, yes, a red boy called C00lkidd. He went missing... I've been looking for so long."

 The figure slowly nodded, "I have a daughter back at home. I don't know what I would do if she went missing..."

 007n7 smiled slightly, "I-I haven't even introduced myself, I'm 007n7, it's nice to meet you."

 "I'm Guest 1337, it's nice to meet you too."

 Guest 1337 shook 007n7's hand.

 "Ok army man," a voice behind Guest said, "let the rest of us meet him now~"

 007n7 turned around to come face to face with a towering figure.

 "I am Telamon," the man said, his hands behind his back, holding a silver sword, "It is nice to meet you, 007n7."

 007n7 ended up talking to many, many different types of people, he talked to his sister, 11808, a cannibal..?! THE Jason Voorhees, lord knows how he got here... A seemingly traumatized cult member, a large... Dog..? Was it a... 007n7 has no idea what they were... He felt kinda bad about it. Jane Doe, who looked quite corrupted and... Almost soulless..?

 He tried to talk to her, but she just turned her head and stared at him. 007n7 was willing to admit he flinched.

 And... 226w6?! 007n7 dead sibling?! They stood in a distant corner as 11808 desperately tries to talk to them. But the virus that took their life still corrupted them, causing them to not be able to talk, just stare at the two with a slight smile... 007n7 hugged 226w6, it had been 11 years since they passed. He hoped they would be able to see their daughter Pr3typriincess one day...

 "Hello, everyone." A voice over a speaker said, "In 5 minutes you all will enter a 'round'. You're job is to kill every single survivor. Good luck."

 All the killers stood in silence.

 "Hope I can eat them." The cannibal girl said with a giggle, "I wanna see them come undone!"

 "What does that even mean..? Wait who are you??" Builderman asked the woman.

 "I'm Yixi!" She said.

 "I'm going to call you Vanity." Telamon said suddenly.

 "YOU'RE GOING TO CALL ME WHAT-

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Some characters having typing quirks jumpscare (Noli and 007n7 lmao)

ROUND 1 !!!

  Elliot looked around his environment, he was now in a completely different place. And he had... His pizza..?

 He was also given some kind of watch, counting down from 10 minutes.

 Was his job to survive? Where where the other people in the lobby?

 A loud scream echoed in the distance, instantly catching Elliot's attention. Someone needed his help. He ran in its direction, hoping to save the person in time.

  Builderman grimaced as the man in his grasp shimmied and shuffled to escape his grasp.

 "Promise man, I won't do nothing if you let me go!" Chance begged as to the grip around his neck tightened, forcing him to gag and cough in pain.

 Elliot spotted the incident, hiding behind a rock, staring at the pizza in his hand. Should he give it to Chance..?

 Chance grappled at Builderman's tight grip, "S-STOP! HELP MEEE-!"

 "Stop yelling like that." Builderman said coldly, holding onto Chance's neck so tight his bones might as well pop.

 Elliot chucked his pizza towards Chance, aiming it perfectly at the ground towards the man.

 The pizza caught Builderman off-guard, making him drop Chance, who instantly gobbled the pizza on-sight.

 "THANKS ELLIOT!" Chance yelled.

 Builderman stood confused for a moment, before going straight for Elliot. Chance filped his coin and spun around, shooting Builderman in the back of the head.

 Builderman shouted in pain as the other two ran away together.

  Doombringer played with the handle of his hammer.

 Dusekkar watched Taph preparing a childish trap, tying up tripwires and mines.

 "Hey, Doe, why ya so upset, buddy?" Doombringer asked a slumped and gloomy John Doe.

 Dusekkar glared at Doombringer, tightening the grip of his staff, more annoyed at the fact that Doombringer did not notice at all. He huffed, turning to look back at Taph, adjusting his glasses messily.

 Taph finished his nest, stepping back to admire it and sitting next to Dusekkar.

 "Are you ok, John?" Dusekkar asked softly, "You are quite quiet."

 John Doe raised his tear-stained face. "Ye- I'm fine, Matt."

 Dusekkar patted John Doe's shoulder, "Everything will turn out ok in the end."

 "Yeah, don't be so upset, buddy!" Doombringer happily said, "As long as we survive, we'll be ayok!"

 Dusekkar nudged his shoulder.

 "What?" Dusekkar asked, looking over at Dusekkar.

 "Look." Dusekkar whispered softly, turning Doombringer away, "His wife is literally dead."

 Doombringer paused, turning pink and embarrassed. "Oh."

 Builderman spotted the group in the distance, frowning at the mere sight of them. It was the traitors! 

 Taph pointed quickly at Builderman, alerting everyone of their boss's presence.

 "HI BUILDERMAN!!" Doombringer suddenly screeched (no one else liked that.).

 Builderman starred at Doombringer. "SURRENDER IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FIRED!"

 No one responded.

 "..." Builderman should probably think about that more deeply later...

 But that didn't matter right now! He ran to the admins, not noticing Taph's expertly crafted trap...

 It exploded in his face as he yelled in pain, the other admins ran instantly, they all would take the only chance to stay alive. Taph was very pleased with himself.

  Noli gripped onto C00lkidd's arm. His arm was cold and wrinkly. C00lkidd didn't like it.

 "Lemme go!" C00lkidd whined, wriggling in Noli's grasp.

 "N@h, g0tt@ g!v3 y0u t0 ya d@d f!rst"

 "Wait, so you know my papa? Where is he?"

 Noli frowned. "N0."

 "Oh." C00lkidd was very disappointed.

 "Ive arived chat" Bluudud announced.

 "Shut the fuck up, Bluudud." Pr3typriincess followed behind Bluudud, slapping the back of his head.

 "OW! U r not sigma!!!"

 "Well thank GOD for that!"

 The two continued to bicker, throwing brainrot terms (Bluudud) and swears (Pr3typriincess).

 "I d0n't th!nk y0u c@n s@y th@t, l!ttl3 g!rl." Noli said, only to be destroyed on both sides by both children. "Ok, ok! Jesus Christ..."

  Builderman successfully killed 3 survivors, Chance, 1x1x1x1 and Elliot (jesus he was going shit).

 The clock increased by about 30 seconds at every death.

  Slasher saw a person in the distance, did he go up and talk to them? Were they the killer?

 The voice of his mother disappeared once the round started, and he was mortified.

 Guest 666 walked up to Slasher, waving at him happily.

 Slasher's skin crawled, he jumped at the sight of a guest, he felt his fight or flight going crazy, he didn't respond. Just stood in place, as still as a statue.

 Guest 666 stepped closer to Slasher, who instantly went into fight.

 Slasher punched 666 as hard as he could in the chest before turning around and running away as fast as he could.

 Guest 666 was now even more confused. 

  Azure hid in a corner, praying every prayer he knew for the Spawn.

 Slasher ran straight into Azure.

 "Oh great Spawn!" Azure yelled suddenly, scaring Slasher even more.

 "Oh, I'm so sorry, sir!" Azure apologised, bowing quickly to Slasher.

 Slasher nodded insistently in response, trying his best to communicate to Azure that he was sorry.

 Azure understood, "It is fine if you cannot talk, my name is Azure. Can you maybe write things down..?"

 Slasher nodded hesitantly, he probably hadn't picked up a pencil in years.

 "That is great!" Azure responded, checking how long the round had left, "Oh, there is only 10 seconds left!"

  Builderman scowled as the round ended, he had only killed like- 5 people 😭 

  As the round ended, everyone was sent back to their respective lobbies.