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Senku created Kingdom of science

Senku added Gen, Chrome, Kohaku, Ukyo and 5 others

11.11 am

Senku: what’s up losers, I need victims for my next science experiment

Senku *volunteers

Senku: sorry, autocorrect

Tsukasa: Hello, Senku

Ryusui: HAHA, A GROUPCHAT?

Ryusui: YES, I DESIRE THIS

Chrome: thats so bad!!!

Gen: wow Senku-chan, I didn’t know you knew how to use a one-phay~

Senku: shut up you damn mentalist

Kohaku: oh wow, you could cut the tension here with a knife

Senku: wat tension

Senku: no one here is being violent

Senku: other than you lioness 

Kohaku: THATS NOT WAT I MEAN

Kohaku: ykw y’all are hopeless

Ukyo: …is no one going to mention how Senku called us VICTIMS????

Chrome: oh I forgot you haven’t been aroudn sneku much during his science stuff

Chrome: you’ll get used to it

Senku: good job chrome, only 2 spelling mistakes this time

Tsukasa: he misspelt your name?

Senku: irrelevant

Senku: anyways volunteers?

Taiju: wat experiments are you working on now

Senku: well, theres the rocket that still need to be remodeled and the supercomputer that needs to be completed

Senku: so get excited

Gen: Wasn't the computer inished-fay, Senku-chan?

Senku: yea well it broke, unfortunately

Senku: okay my first volunteer Gen Senku: who’s next

Taiju: WOW I DIDNT KNOW SMT SENKU MADE COUKD BREAK

Senku: you big oaf how many times did my rockets break

Gen: SPARE ME SENKU-CHAN, I CANT MAKE ANOTHER 2000 MAGNETS FOR YOU AGAIN

Senku: too bad you’re coming

Kohaku: yea I wonder why you want him there huh?

Yuzuriha: no mercy even for his boyfriend

Kohaku: you’re so cruel Senku

Senku: Gen isn’t my boyfriend?

Senku: maybe both of you need to get your eyes checked since you’re clearly seeing things

Kohaku: you’re the only one not seeing it Senku

Yuzuriha: poor Gen

Yuzuriha: how does he put up with you senku-chan~

Senku: kys

Senku: yall are helping with my experiments now

Kohaku: worth it

Yuzuriha: worth it

Yuzuriha: you can’t do without me

Senku: why did I ever introduce the two of yall

Chrome: yk it was emant to jappen eventualyl

Senku: oh joy

Kohaku: you could at least try to sound more excited yk

Kohaku: we’re literally your BSFs

Senku: nah ryusui btr

Ryusui: HAHA TAKE THAT KOHAKU

Kohaku: go kys.

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Kingdom of science

1.34 pm

Senku: ground rules for the chat

Senku: no discrimination or anything and especially no homophobia 

Senku: normal jokes are fine but no jokes at the expense of others 

Kohaku: okay reintroductions for those who don’t know each other

Kohaku: I’m Kohaku, I’m 15

Kohaku: I’m a demigirl and bi 

Kohaku: my pronouns are she/they

Kohaku: also ew wtf Senku this is a terrible gc name

Kohaku changed the name to Failed abortions 

Senku: lies and slander 

Senku: i think our friend sulfurina would love to meet you

Gen: so iolent-vay Senku-chan~

Senku: don’t get involved in this mentalist

Senku: anyways, I’m Senku I’m 16

Senku: I’m demisexual n my pronouns are he/them

Senku: your turn you damn mentalist 

Gen: I’m touched my dear Senku-chan~

Gen: My name is Asagiri Gen, as some of you might know~

Senku: real humble of you

Gen: anyways I’m 17

Gen: I’m gay and my pronouns are he/him~

Ryusui: HAHA, MY TURN

Ryusui: IM SURE YOU ALL KNOW ME SO

Senku: another humble one I see

Ryusui: IM 17 AND MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/THEM

Ryusui: IM PANSEXUAL

Gen: as expected of the greediest man on earth~

Ukyo: um sure

Ukyo: hi guys, I’m Ukyo I’m 18

Senku: Isn’t it your bedtime old man

Gen: Ukyo-chan, you’re ancient~

Ukyo: KYS <3

Ukyo: as I was saying b4 I got rudely interrupted.

Ukyo: I’m gay and my pronouns are he/him

Yuzuriha: Hi! I’m Yuzuriha and I’m 15

Yuzuriha: I’m straight and my pronouns are she/her!

Tsukasa: Hello, my name is Tsukasa.

Tsukasa: I’m aroace, and I’m 16

Tsukasa: my pronouns are he/him

Gen: so ormal-fay~

Chrome: I’m chrome! I’m 15 and I’m straight 

Chrome: my pronouns are he/him

Taiju: IM TAIJU AND IM 15 TOO

Taiju: IM STRAIGHT AND MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM

Senku: calm down you big oaf

Senku: @ruri come online and introduce yourself

Ruri: oh hello guys

Ruri: I’m Ruri! I’m 18 this year 

Ruri: I’m straight and my pronouns are she/her!

Ruri: I’m sorry but I probably won’t be online a lot

Chrome: Hi, Ruri!!!!!!

Ruri: oh, it’s nice to see you chrome!

Ruri: anyways it was nice to meet all of you!

Ruri went offline 

Gen: seems like someone has a crush~

Chrome: NO I DONT

Gen: I never said it was you, did I chrome-chan~

Chrome: AMDKGKGKG

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6.54 pm

Senku: are we still on for the sleepover

Chrome: YEA

Ryusui: HAHA I DESIRE IT

Tsukasa: I would rather like that.

Kohaku: did you ask Ruri, she ain't checking her phone

Senku: you lioness, yall live tgt

Senku: how about you ask her irl…

Kohaku: I hope you die

Chrome: don’t yall live tgt or smt

Senku: I’m at xeno’s rn

Senku: he was helping me with the rocket

Senku: with his help, it would ten billion percent work 

Senku: we figured how to make the rocket inclined to the flight path, through a lift force generated by the rocket body and fins so that the aerodynamic drag remains fairly constant for small inclinations

Kohaku: Senku I’m gonna stop you right there 

Kohaku: or it’ll never end

Yuzuriha: your house or mine

Senku: xeno is letting us stay over 

Taiju: YES I LVOE HIS HOUSE

Senku: why r you cheating on me with xeno </3

Taiju: NO YOURE THE ONKY ONE FOR ME SENKU ILY

Senku: haha you big oaf, ilyt

Chrome: thars so gay

Senku: oh right youre straight

Senku: ew/j

Chrome: I cmae out to have a good tiem and I’m honestly feelifn so attacked rn

Kohaku: Ruri is coming

Senku: yea ik she replied to me

Kohaku: WAT

Senku: I'm just btr at being the favourite ig

Senku: okay before kohaku kills me

Senku: we meet at 8 okay

Senku: bring the goods

Chrome: sebku that makes us soudn like were crimkjals  

Ryusui: I mean we all kinda are 

Ryusui: we've all committed at LEAST 1 felony or hate crime

Yuzuriha: damn why you speaking facts tho

Ryusui: I'm just good like that

Kohaku: go kys 

Ryusui: ladies, ladies one at a time

Yuzuriha: to this day I have NO idea how people think you’re cool

Tsukasa: is he?

Kohaku: DAMN GET REKT 

Ryusui: TSUKASA I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Ryusui: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

Tsukasa: the facts don’t lie

Ryusui: …

Ryusui: LITERALLY DONT TALK TO ME ANY OF YALL

Ryusui: I’m replacing all of you

Ryusui: </3

Kohaku: I mean you can try…

Chrome: well thar just got dakr fast

Senku: I fully expect all of you to help me in my experiments

Senku: none of yall are going anywhere

Ryusui: I WAS JOKING I LOVE YALL

Ryusui: PLS DONT KILL ME

Senku: :)

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3.21 am

Senku: do you ever just look at someone and wonder how theyre still alive

Ukyo: all the time.

Senku: I just watched someone deliberately place their hands on a boiling kettle

Senku: tell me why they were actually surprised when they got burnt

Senku: that is ten billion percent illogical

Gen: you see my dear Senku-chan

Gen: sometimes we give in to our intrusive thoughts~

Ukyo: Senku doesnt strike me as someone with those

Kohaku: oh Senku definitely has some

Kohaku: the only reason he hasnt acted on them

Kohaku: is cuz it might be illegal and/or is extremely dangerous

Yuzuriha: well he did before

Ryusui: HAHA, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE FANBOY INCIDENT 

Ryusui: MAN, THAT WAS WILD

Gen: oh?

Gen: pray tell me dear Senku-chan, what appened-hay?

Senku: WTF I TRUSTED YOU 

Senku: I no longer associate myself to the likes of Ryusui and Yuzuriha 

Senku: we will not speak of this incident AGAIN

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8.13 am

Senku: yo 

Senku: I wanna partner with Gen for the excursion

Senku: but idk how to ask 

Kohaku: omg Senku is taking initiative  

 Kohaku: is the world ending or am I dreaming 

Senku: ???

Senku: wdym??

Kohaku: well theres also Ukyo and you never said you wanted to go with him

Senku: okay so you want me to ask Ukyo??

Senku: uh sure ig?

Yuzuriha: …dude you can’t be serious rn

Ryusui: I wanted to go with Ukyo…

Ryusui: well I’ll go with Gen then

Senku: …

Senku: fine

Ryusui: fine 

Chrome: well thar turned out great.

Kohaku: THERES NO WAY 

Kohaku: WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED 

Yuzuriha: …

Yuzuriha: well this would be entertaining at the very least…

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8.20 am

Senku: @ukyo go to the excursion with me

Ryusui: @gen WANNA GO WITH ME

Ukyo: uh…

Ukyo: sure..?

Gen: why how elightful-day of you to ask Ryusui-chan~

Gen: I would be onoured-hay~

Senku: hm.

Yuzuriha: what is it even about 

Ukyo: oh it’s a visit to the aquarium 

Chrome: I WANAN GO SO BAD

Senku: lol get btr/j

Kohaku: we get it your so smart that you skipped 2 grades

Senku: I rather a visit to the observatory tho

Senku: I heard that a new star was found and I want to go plot it out

Senku: one day I’ll go see it for myself

Gen: wow Senku-chan, you want to go to space?

Ryusui: HAHA THAT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT

Ryusui: Senku has been dreaming of space for as long as he knew what it was

Ryusui: probably didn’t help having scientists and astronauts as parents

Gen: I see~

Gen: thats so cute, Senku-chan~

Senku: thanks..?

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8.26 pm

Kohaku: how was the trip 

Senku: it was fine

Senku: I mean I didn’t learn much but the real life examples were certainly interesting

Kohaku: mhm and how was Ukyo

Senku: he was fine?

Kohaku: dude

Kohaku: the entire time you were with Gen and not Ukyo

Kohaku: when yall weren’t needed to with your partners

Kohaku:  I feel like you needed a reminder who your *partner* really was

Senku: how do you even know that

Senku: you weren’t even there

Senku: and that’s cuz Ryusui took him first

Kohaku: uh wemayormaynothaveputacameraonyouandmonitoredyouthroughit

Senku: that’s…actually kinda smart

Yuzuriha: what does this say about us if everyone is somehow weirdly okay with this

Kohaku: I mean we are talking to Senku

Kohaku: he would have done the same

Kohaku: plus do you expect anything else from us

Yuzuriha: hm good point

Senku: I’m guessing it was @chrome who made it

Senku: show me the device

Senku: I’m interested about how you managed to make a device small enough to not be detected but also enough to collect verbal and visual data

Kohaku: who said we didn’t buy it

Senku: dude knowing chrome he would much rather make it himself

Chrome: yea! It was a side prohect of mine and tdy was a test experiment to see if it wojdk work

Chrome: getting the wires were kind of troublesome even eith professor Kasekis help

Chrome: also the coding was kinda weird intnhe end

Chrome: can you help me look kt over 

Senku: I mean coding isn’t really my forte but I can try

Senku: what did you use for it

Kohaku: okay enough talk can we go back to the main point

Kohaku: you n gen 

Tsukasa: it’s not good to lie to yourself Senku

Tsukasa: it is obvious that you enjoy being around Gen 

Tsukasa: whether as friends or something more

Tsukasa: you do like him

Tsukasa: therefore there is no point dragging others into this weird tension between yall 

Kohaku: damnnnn

Ryusui: plus you took my original choice

Ryusui: why would you ask even Ukyo when your first choice was obviously Gen

Ryusui: you don’t talk to him that much even

Senku: not true

Senku: me and Ukyo are bros

Yuzuriha: uh huh

Yuzuriha: name 1 time yall had an interaction without us

Senku: …

Senku: we talked on the excursion

Kohaku: mhm and about what 

Senku: …Gen 

Kohaku: EXACTLY

Senku: IVE KNOWN HIM FOR A MONTH

Yuzuriha: you’ve also only known gen for a month 

Senku: touché

Senku: but I think we’ve established a mutual understanding of each other so

Ryusui: you were literally SOO jealous when he agreed to me

Senku: jealousy is 10 billion percent illogical

Senku: why would I be jealous of yall

Yuzuriha: …dude you're gonna have to do a btr job at lying if you expect us to believe it

Senku: okay fine I like Gen platonically

Kohaku: and…

Senku: he’s my friend..?

Kohaku: …

Kohaku: wtv, it’s good enough for now 

Taiju: WOAH SENKU LIKES GEN??

Senku: AS A FRIEND

Senku: DONT TWIST MY WORDS

Ryusui: wow

Ryusui: good for you for finally stopping to be an emotionally constipated person

Ryusui: so STOP STEALING MY DATE

Senku: yes sir…

Senku: emotions are illogical and needlessly difficult.

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1.27 am

Senku: Lemons are made by cross pollinating a sour orange and a citron. So life doesn’t give us lemons, we give lemons life

Senku has went offline. 

Gen: senku honey, what the fuck. 

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2.10 am

Senku: Math is the source code of the universe

Senku: and physics is the anti-cheat of the universe

Gen: darling, us mere mortals cant understand what goes on in your mind

Chrome: I mean, he’s not wrong…

Gen: YOU'RE NOT THAT MUCH BETTER CHROME-CHAN

Gen: STOP HYPING HIM UP.

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2.56 am

Senku: Did dinosaurs have hair? Hair doesn’t preserve so we would never know if dinosaurs had hair.

Ukyo: …

Ukyo: For the sake of my sanity, I’m gonna pretend I did not read that

Ukyo: see no evil hear no evil speak no evil or what not

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3.24 am

Senku: 2000 years ago a man using a stick guessed the size of the earth up to 99.5

percent accurately 

Senku: yet people think math is hard

Gen: darling not everyone is as smart as you are

Gen: Please try to be understanding, Senku-chan~

Senku: you’re plenty smart mentalist

Senku: don’t sell yourself short

Gen: ADJFKFL

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3.47 am

Senku: if you buy a bigger bed, you’ll have more bed room but less bedroom.

Gen: senku, the love of my life, pls stfu before I strangle you <3

Senku: since when was I the love of your life?

Gen: since 3 seconds ago

Senku: … *cutely explodes*

Kohaku: can you two faggots go back to sleep it is currently 4 am in the morning.

Kohaku: I know I’m pretty enough but I still need sleep so shut up.

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4.17 am

Senku: Our jaws can only bite upwards. So you can’t actually bite down.

Tsukasa: Senku, are you okay?

Tsukasa: I am slightly concerned for your mental state of being

Kohaku: never change Tsukasa, never change

Kohaku: Senku shut the hell up

Senku: were texting 

Kohaku: I hate you go kys 

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6.36 am

Senku: if humans cant see air, can fish see water

Senku: and if humans can see water, does that mean fish can see air

Gen: sweetie, I’m going to have you shut up before one of us kills you 

Gen: and I don’t particularly want you to die

Gen: that may however change, depending on your next few texts

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7.23 am

Senku: When you count from one to two you skip an infinite amount of numbers

Kohaku: ok that’s it, I am staging an intervention

Kohaku: I love you senku but you are not allowed to express thoughts ever again

Gen: for the sake of our sanity, I’m begging you

Senku: what happened to free will :(

Gen: honey we’re not in America 

Kohaku: Yuzuriha, Gen, I assume you know what to do?

Gen: of course!

Yuzuriha: yea

Senku: I do not like the sound of that…

Senku: are you guys plotting against me??

Senku: the audacity, the betrayal-

Senku: really I cant believe my best friends would attack me in such a way

Chrome: WHO AEE YOU AND WHAT HACE YUO DONE TO SNEKU

Tsukasa : Is this what they call character growth?

Ukyo: For the love of god do not turn into another Gen

Ukyo: One is enough.

Ryusui: imagine relying on god

Ryusui: weak.

Gen: Ukyo-chan darling, so ean-may~

Gen: I’ll have you know I am a delight to be around~

Ukyo: …you see my point?

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9.46 am

Ukyo: you know all the times Senku was having his shower thoughts, Gen was the first one to reply

Ukyo: kinda sus if you ask me 

Kohaku: omfg someone finally pointed it out

Yuzuriha: @Gen

Gen: or it could be an indication of Senku-chan and I’s terrible sleeping schedule~

Kohaku: my dude is not beating the allegations 

Ryusui: ITS OKAY TO DESIRE SOMEONE GEN

Gen: …

Gen: I hate it here

Ukyo: look how the tables have turned

Kohaku: how bro feels after saying that

Ukyo: sybau </3

Senku: that is 10 billion percent illogical 

Ryusui: HAHA SENKU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

Senku: eh nothing much  

Senku: my darling friends took care of me

Kohaku: …

Yuzuriha: …

Ukyo: …

Ukyo: you’re shameless

Senku: I prefer being ‘forward’ Ukyo-chan~

Chrome: wait…

Chrome: Gen??? What are you doing on Senku’s phone 

Senku: oops, you got me!

Senku: and here I thought I was doing so well~

Senku: whatever gave it away?

Chrome: Senku would never say that

Senku: not even for little ole me~

Chrome: especially not for you

Senku: wow </3

Senku: words hurt chrome-chan!

Senku: oh well, adios~

Chrome: ???

Ukyo: youll get used to it

Ukyo: typical Gen behaviour 

Ukyo: although he’s gotten a lot more tame since meeting Senku…

Kohaku: dude

Kohaku: I’ve been watching this guy cackle over senkus phone for a good 2 minutes now

Ukyo: …or maybe he got worst

Ukyo: it’s hard to tell if senkus a great influence or a terrible one 

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10.13 am

Chrome: SNEKU?

Chrome: ARE YOUMOAKY

Senku: wow I can’t believe y’all have a group chat without me, I’m hurt~

Senku: don’t worry chrome-chan, Senku-chan is fine

Yuzuriha: unfortunately somebody overworked himself again

Kohaku: he hasn’t slept in 3 days

Tsukasa: I believe that senku needs to learn how to take care of himself.

Kohaku: preach

Kohaku: plus it’s scary when Senku is sleep deprived

Senku: Senku-chan? Scary? Hard to believe that goes in a sentence~

Yuzuriha: trust me Gen, you don’t wanna know

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2.17 pm

Senku: Kohaku, Yuzuriha, Gen blocked and reported

Senku: to the rest of you who simply watched me suffer, watch out

Kohaku: okay drama king, im so scared 

Kohaku: shiver me timbers 

Tsukasa: do not underestimate senku and his desire for revenge

Tsukasa: I still haven't recovered from what he did the last time he got mad at me

Ukyo: i didnt think Senku was petty

Senku: yea well he still did it 

Tsukasa: granted, I deserved it

Senku: tsukasa is my new fav person

Tsukasa: thank you senku, it means a lot to me

Chrome: wat bout gen

Yuzuriha: oh how cruel of senku, breaking a poor innocent boys heart

Senku: Gen is far from innocent 

Senku: n who said he was my fav anyways

Yuzuriha: …

Kohaku: …

Chrome: …

Ukyo: …

Ryusui: …

Gen: you don't like me anymore senku-chan?

Gen: oh my poor heart

Gen: how could you do this to me senku-chan

Gen: I thought we had something special~

Senku: all of you go kys <3

Gen: senku-chan is so cruel~

Senku: fine ily ig

Senku: bye

Senku has went offline

Gen: …WHAT

Ukyo: I think senku broke gen

Kohaku: you think??

Ukyo: wow I came out to have a good time

Ukyo: and I'm feeling so attacked rn

Kohaku: that's cuz you are

Ukyo: </3

Gen: DID SENKU-CHAN JUST SAY ILY TO ME OR AM I DREAMING

Gon: someone pinch me rn

Ukyo: sure

Gon: OW, THAT HURT UKYO-CHAN

Ukyo: you asked for it

Yuzuriha: wait you're with gen

Yuzuriha: what's his reaction

Ukyo: gen this is revenge

Gen: UKYO-CHAN DON'T PLS IM BEGGING YOU

Ukyo: hmmm…

Ukyo: no.

Kohaku: damn ukyo brutal as hell 

Ukyo sent 3 pictures

Ukyo sent a video

Gen: do our 8 years of friendship mean nothing to you Ukyo-chan

Gen: I can’t believe you would sell me out like this

Kohaku: his flair for dramatics is impeccable 

Senku is online

Senku: big words for a lioness

Kohaku: IM NOT A LIONESS

Senku: LOL

Senku has went offline 

Ukyo: Senku is dramatic too tho

Kohaku: not rly ig

Kohaku: it’s more like he’s blunt 

Kohaku: he doesn’t care what you think really

Ukyo: fits him tho lowkey 

Yuzuriha: Ukyo can you check on Gen

Yuzuriha: did he die yet

Ukyo: unfortunately…

Ukyo: no

Kohaku: damn I got my hopes up for nothing/j

Gen: ean-may!

Gen: I got unwillingly dragged into this mess and yet I still do manual labour for you

Gen: and this is how you treat me!

Gen: I revolt!

Kohaku: you with what army

Gen: Ukyo-chan of course!

Kohaku: you wanna go

Kohaku: let’s go

Senku is now online 

Senku: can you shut up

Senku: whats the point of this whole thing if not for me to sleep

Senku: and yall are being counterproductive 

Kohaku: okay you twink

Gen: yes darling~

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12.00 a.m

Gen: happy birthday to my earest-day Ukyo-chan~

Gen: you’re inally-fay legal~

Chrome: happy birtgsay Ukyo!!

Ryusui: HAHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY UKYO

Ryusui: or should I say Otanjoubi omedetou Ukyo

Senku: damn Japanese 

Senku: btw happy birthday old man

Senku: don’t die yet okay

Ukyo: I hate you 

Senku: LOL

Ukyo: it’s my bday no one is allowed to bully me

Gen: poor Ukyo-chan~

Gen: don’t you get it

Gen: it’s your birthday so it’s our job as friends to bully you~

Ukyo: why does no one believe me when I say you’re evil…

Gen: what ever do you mean my ear-day ukyo-chan!

Ukyo: …nvm

Taiju: WOAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN

Taiju: CAN YOU BUY ALCOHOL NOW

Ukyo: uh no you need to be 20

Ukyo: but I can get my drivers licence

Chrome: THATS SO BADDD

Ryusui: HAHA, YOU ARE NOW OUR DESIGNATED DRIVER  WHEN WE HANGOUT

Kohaku: Ryusui ASK UKYO FIRST IF HES OKAY WITG IT

Ryusui: I DESIRE IT THO

Yuzuriha: what have we said about desiring others 

Ryusui: sorry ma'am…

Ukyo: HELP

Ukyo: never thought that Ryusui would be disciplined by Yuzuriha 

Ryusui: YUZURIHA IS SUPER SCARY WHEN SHES MAD

Senku: no she isn’t

Chrome: um! Yea she is

Chrome: you jsut don’t realise it cuz she’s nice to uou

Kohaku: nah Yuzuriha gets mad at Senku too he just doesn’t realise 

Taiju: THATS JUST WHO SENKU IS 

Ukyo: ngl that’s insane 

Ukyo: I mean I don’t mind driving once I get my licence

Ukyo: if I pass the test lol

Senku: no way driving is that hard

Senku: from experience, the only thing that might be hard is the mental struggle

Senku: if you don’t think about how you’re riding in a death vehicle is more likely to kill you than anything 

Senku: everything would be fine

Ukyo: wow thanks Senku

Ukyo: now thats all I’m gonna be thinking off

Senku: oops!

Ukyo: plus how do you know that

Ukyo: it’s illegal for you to drive…

Senku: let’s just say my guardian is a little bit more lenient as compared to what you might think

Senku: he’s not scared of the law

Yuzuriha: let me guess…Stanley

Senku: ten billion points for you

Yuzuriha: I’m disappointed but rly not surprised 

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7.45 am 

Ukyo: okay random qn but are yall multilingual??

Ryusui: uh yea?

Tsukasa: it was a requirement to learn how to speak at least 3 languages in our old school

Ryusui: HAHA I CAN SPEAK 4

Ryusui: senku can speak…4? or 5?

Senku: does Japanese count

Senku: if it does then 5

Senku: so English, Japanese, French, Italian and Spanish 

Gen: to be expected of our dearest senku-chan~ 

Chome: WOAH HOW ARE YALL ALL SO GOOD AT ENGLISH 

Chrome: LIKE I EXPECFED THAT OF SENKU N RYUSUI BUT THE REST

Chrome: especially Kohaku

Kohaku: excuse me wat

Chrome: youre a gorrlila 

Kohaku: kys

Kohaku: you do realise my mom is from america right 

Kohaku: me n ruri grew up there

Kohaku: of course I know how to speak english 

Gen: my shows meant that a proficiency in english is imply-say a ust-may~

Yuzuriha: Senku taught me and Taiju 

Yuzuhira: I think he learnt to read science documents or smt

Taiju: OH YEA, REMEMBER WHEN SENKU LEARNT ENGLIHS TO SEND LETTERS GETTING FEEDBACK FOR HIS PROJECT

Taiju: I WONDER WHAT THE NASA SCIENTISTS THOUGHT OF HIM

Senku: yea xeno said they thought it was a prank so they ignored me

Senku: pity I would have liked to listen to their thoughts

Ukyo: typical Senku huh…

Ukyo: wait Kohaku is American???

Ukyo: I thought we were all Japanese 

Senku: dude international school hello??

Ukyo: sorry gng </3

Kohaku: i think the rest is all Japanese tho

Ukyo: interesting…

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Failed abortions 

8.40 am

Ryusui: HAHA, VOTE ME FOR PRESIDENT 

Senku: ???

Ryusui: COUNCIL ELECTIONS ARE SOON

Senku: oh i tot it was something important 

Ukyo: it kinda is but sure 

Senku: eh, so long it doesn’t affect my science then idrc 

Ryusui: I’ll pay you to compete against me

Senku: 3 months worth of science equipment

Ryusui: deal

Senku: pleasure doing business with you Ryusui

Ryusui: likewise Senku

Senku: I’m sending you the bill rn

Senku: it’s around 3000 dollars 

Senku: too late to back out now Ryusui

Ryusui: worth it 

Ryusui: why do you even need me to pay 

Ryusui: you have the money yourself

Senku: equipment is best when its free

Senku: plus Byakuya reduced my science allowance 

Senku: and I maxed out his astronaut card already

Senku: he can’t even top up for me since he’s in SPACE

Senku: xeno wouldn’t even give me his

Senku: PMO  

Ukyo: I am starting to realise that Senku is kiiinda spoiled 

Yuzuriha: oh you haven’t seen the worst of it

Kohaku: I mean considering who he grew up with im rly not surprised

Yuzuriha: true, Byakuya could never say no to Senku

Yuzuriha: especially since Senku used to be so cute

Yuzuriha: oh how time flies

Senku: okay mom

Senku: I swear the day you and Taiju got tgt I got adopted 

Gen: oh congratulations~

Gen: I didn’t know you were together~

Senku: as if, these two are so obvious mentalist

Senku: you of all people would know 

Kohaku: okay enough of this flirting or whatever yall are doing idw to know

Kohaku: is anyone else running for elections

Senku: yo Ryusui I don’t need to win ri

Ryusui: HAHA YEA SO LONG YOU ACTUALLY TRY

Kohaku: dude why are yall acting like theres no one else running

Ryusui: uh cuz it’s gonna end up being us as the last 2 

Gen: rather onfident-cay of you Ryusui-chan~

Ryusui: if none of yall are running theres no way me n Senku don’t make it to top 2

Chrome: lowkey this is jsuta popuarlty contest

Tsukasa: if it is as such, Ryusui or Senku is going to win

Kohaku: bold words

Ryusui: HAHA, I DONT MEAN TO BRAG BUT OUR FANCLUBS ARE GREAT

Kohaku: ok…

Tsukasa: you should have seen last year’s Valentine’s Day 

Gen: yes, Senku-chan was quite a heartbreaker last year~

Yuzuriha: Senku it’s not polite rejecting other ppls gifts 

Senku: that doesnt even interest me one bit

Senku: plus you never know if the chocolate is spiked

Kohaku: who is going to do that

Gen: I’m with Senku-chan with this one dear Kohaku-chan~

Gen: trust me

Kohaku: wellll that just got dark fast

Senku: …

Ryusui: HAHA SENKU I WOULD NEVER REJECT A GIFT, ESPECIALLY FROM A WOMEN

Ryusui: AFTER ALL I DESIRE EVERYTHING  

Ryusui: …did I interrupt smt

Gen: of course not~

Ryusui: anyways Senku I was thinking 

Ryusui: let’s make it more fun 

Ryusui: we’re running with a co-person

Ryusui: you get to choose of course  

Senku: oh rly

Senku: hmm

Senku: who’s yours 

Ryusui: Ukyo duh

Senku: reminds me of something…

Gen: something bothering you Senku-chan~

Senku: okay yea Gen wanna run for elections with me

Gen: I thought you might never ask earest-day Senku-chan~

Senku: okay then 

Senku: challenge accepted

Ryusui: HAHA, VICTORY WILL BE MINE

Ryusui: I am the greediest man and I want this

Ryusui: after all, GREED = JUSTICE

Senku: calm down goldilocks 

Senku: with my skills and gens charms 

Senku: we would definitely win

Ryusui: HAHA, ONLY TIME WILL TELL

Senku: this is exhilarating 

Senku: get excited 

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the unexplainable logic that ties us together

10. 32 am 

Kohaku: plot twist wth

Kohaku: so proud Senku

Kohaku: there might be some hope yet!

Senku: bitch stfu

Yuzuriha: I guess our talk did work after all

Yuzuriha: can’t wait to see what you and loverboy cooks up now

Senku: ..?

Chrome: IM MR LOVERMAN AND I MISS MY LVOER MAN

Yuzuriha: I love that song sm

Senku: anyways, come over??

Senku: I need to run some experiments and we haven’t had a sleepover in a while

Kohaku: damn Senku became a softie 

Yuzuriha: never thought this day would come

Senku: oh and @chrome

Senku: rmb to bring what I told you

Chrome: yessir

Senku: okay I’ll see you in a couple of mins?

Kohaku: yea I’ll be there in 10, I’m dragging Tsukasa with me

Chrome: I’ll stop by ryusui’s house then??

Senku: no need lol

Senku: he’s strategising with Ukyo rn

Senku: he’s coming over a bit after tho

Kohaku: oooo

Kohaku: my ship is sailing~

Chrome: wat ship

Chrome: alko Ukyo and Ryusui 

Chrome: thars so bad!

Yuzuriha: omg yall are hopeless 

Senku: ???

Chrome: ???

Kohaku: I feel damn bad for Ruri n Gen 

Kohaku: tho they chose this so too bad

Chrome: women AEE weird  

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Failed abortions 

7.36 pm

Ukyo: thank you guys for all the birthday wishes and presents 

Ukyo: I rly appreciate it 

Ukyo: i love yall 

Senku: as a 15 year old I feel harassed/j

Senku: I’m under the age of consent yk!

Ukyo: you’re so funny Senku

Ukyo: so humorous 

Senku: thank you thank you

Ukyo: -_-

Ukyo: I keep forgetting you’re actually 15 and not like 17 

Senku: LOL

Senku: skill issue!

Gen: so ean-may Senku-chan~

Gen: bullying elderly has to illegal somewhere~

Senku: good point mentalist

Senku: sorry old man 

Ukyo: …

Ukyo: I hate myself 

Kohaku: don’t be

Kohaku: theres a lot of other ppl to hate

Kohaku: like that STUPID MAGMA

Kohaku: he’s strong ig but he’s so ew

Kohaku: literally what is his problem 

Senku: eh typical meatheads

Chrome: if you wnana tlak about hating ppl

Chrome: Hyoga…

Kohaku: fuck no

Kohaku: Homura must be blind to like him 

Ukyo: HELP FR

Ukyo: he deserves his own trigger warning istg

Yuzuriha: h*oga

Senku: HELP

Ryusui: no cuz apparently he stabbed Tsukasa in the back after a fight

Tsukasa: was true, can confirm

Gen: for eal-ray?

Tsukasa: although hyoga shares the same vision as me

Tsukasa: his way of doing things is very different 

Tsukasa: he is however, a formidable opponent 

Tsukasa: especially with his spear

Tsukasa: he did however threaten mirai and that is unforgivable

Ukyo: who’s mirai

Gen: The Strongest High School Primate’s dearest little sister~

Gen: mirai is adorable~

Senku: woah mentalist YK mirai

Gen: Tsukasa-chan and I worked on a show together~

Gen: he had to pick mirai up so I met her there~

Kohaku: HYOGA THREATENED MIRAI

Kohaku: JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON THAT SLIMY BASTARD

Tsukasa: don’t worry Kohaku, I already took care of him for that.

Ukyo: chills 

Gen: Tsukasa-chan is certainty scary~

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Failed abortions 

9.34 am

Kohaku: yo congrats ryusui and ukyo

Kohaku: or should I say president n vice-president 

Ryusui: HAHA THANK YOU

Ryusui: GGS SENKU 

Ryusui: IT WAS FUN COMPETING WITH YOU

Senku: it was exhilarating 

Senku: congrats ryu and ukyo you old man 

Gen: congratulations~

Chrome: congrats!!!!

Chrome: that is so BADD

Yuzuriha: congrats guys 

Yuzuriha: I'm rly happy for yall 

Tsukasa: congratulations ryusui and ukyo

Tsukasa: I look forward to a fruitful year ahead with you

Taiju: WOAH SO COOL CONGRATS 

Ukyo: thank you! >.<

Kohaku: wait who else got elected 

Ukyo: uh ryusui, me, Senku, chrome, Gen

Kohaku: CHROME???

Kohaku: the rest is rly not surprising but chrome…

Chrome: JM HELLO WATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Chrome: YOU GORILLA

Kohaku: …

Chrome: sorry maam 

Kohaku: anyways didn’t you just join the school like us 

Kohaku: how tf are you elected

Kohaku: ure 15

Chrome: …hey

Chrome: senkj is 15????

Chrome: and my skills are SO BADD

Kohaku: yea you shouldn’t be comparing to him

Kohaku: he skipped 2 grades so…

Kohaku: and you sure are humble arent you 

Ryusui: HAHA KOHAKU, DONT LOOK DOWN ON CHROME 

Ryusui: I DESIRE HIS TALENTS 

Ukyo: yeah chrome is pretty cool

Chrome: wow thanks guys

Kohaku: man life is so tough 

Kohaku: especially if chrome is btr than me </3

Chrome: HELP

Chrome: I feel like I should be offended???

Kohaku: LOL

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1.56 pm

Yuzuriha send 6 pictures and a video 

Yuzuriha: congrats again guys

Yuzuriha: I’m so proud!

Kohaku: yea yall looked super professional in the ceronomy 

Chrome: T-T 

Chrome: we don’t deserve an angel like you Yuzuriha 

Kohaku: hey what about me :(

Senku: well she’s stuck with us now

Senku: and you don’t count

Senku: you’re a gorilla

Kohaku: I will beat you

Senku: oh I’m so scared

Kohaku: -_-

Gen: stop being so ean-may to Kohaku-chan, Senku-chan 

Gen: whatever did Yuzuriha do to deserve such a errible-tay fate

Yuzuriha: </3

RYUSUI: HAHA, I DESIRE YOU YUZURIHA 

Taiju: HEY BACK OFF, SHES MY GIRLFRIEND

Ryusui: HAHA I DESIRE YOU TOO TAIJU

Ryusui: I DESIRE EVERYONE

Ryusui: jokes, she’s not my type 

Taiju: YUZURIHA IS EVERYONES TYPE 

Taiju: SHES SO PRETTY

Senku: calm down you big oaf 

Senku: no one is dissing Yuzuriha 

Gen: arent they just the utest-cay couple~

Kohaku: oh to have a Taiju to my Yuzuriha… 

Kohaku: a woman can dream

Senku: okay gorilla

Senku: why don’t you accept any of your confession huh 

Chrome: oh ya didn’t Ginro confess to you or dmt

Kohaku: ew no he’s such a perv

Kohaku: I swear he has a thing for my sis or smt

Kohaku: he’s seen her once.

Chrome: WAT GIRNO LIKES RURI

Ukyo: wait doesnt ginro and matsukaze have that weird situationship going on?

Yuzuriha: omg spill bestie

Ukyo: no cuz apparently matsukaze had a childhood friend that either was actually ginro or was his doppelgänger 

Ukyo: but they lost contact cuz he moved away

Ukyo: so like he’s been searching for him all this time

Ukyo: and YK when he saw ginro he literally kneeled in front of him LIKE???

Kohaku: damn even someone like ginro can get a man and I can’t…

Kohaku: and matsukaze is low-key kinda fine…

Yuzuriha: but if it rly was ginro wouldn’t he know…

Yuzuriha: even if he didnt Kinro would

Ukyo: yea so I heard from the grapevine that ginro and kinro got into an accident or smt last time 

Ukyo: so both their memories are kinda fuzzy from that period of time

Yuzuriha: thats…interesting 

Kohaku: wait but the person that matsukaze used to know doesnt sound like ginro

Kohaku: like come on

Senku: it’s possible that ppls personality changes from a major impact to their lives

Kohaku: I mean ginro and kinro are related

Kohaku: and when it's rly necessary, he does step up…

Kohaku: BUT STILL THIS IS GINRO WE’RE TALKING ABOUT

Yuzuriha: damn-

Ukyo: ginro hate is insane

Kohaku: sorry gng </3

Ukyo: he ain’t that bad is he?

Ukyo: like compared to other ppl…

Kohaku: I guess…

Yuzuriha: but seriously matsukaze and ginro was not on my 2025 bingo list

Kohaku: nah fr 

Ukyo: theyre kinda cute tgt tho

Kohaku: true…

Kohaku: BUT IM STILL SINGLE

Kohaku: whats a girl gotta do to get a date 

Kohaku: yuzu teach me your ways

Yuzuriha: HELP

Yuzuriha: just be yourself

Yuzuriha: the right one will come eventually 

Kohaku: :(

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Three musketeers 

1.45 pm

Mom: @senku 

Mom: did you rig the results…

Dad: HUHHHH

Dad: NO WAYYY

(Adopted) son: haha…

(Adopted) son: who would do that 

(Adopted) son: it just so happened that they won

Mom: Senku…

(Adopted) son: Urgh okay fine I did

(Adopted) son: I told them to tally a portion of my votes to them

Mom: why? You would have won

Mom: you n Gen are kinda op tgt

(Adopted) son: yea well Ryusui does this whole leadership thing btr

(Adopted) son: and Ukyo is a good influence on him

(Adopted) son: I believe in them

(Adopted) son: plus being in office doesnt interest me one bit

Mom: that’s…weirdly sweet of you

Mom: you still need to fulfil your duties uk 

(Adopted) son: what a bore…

(Adopted) son: cant someone else do it

Mom: Senku.

(Adopted) son: fine mom 

Dad: HUHHHH

Dad: SO SENKU LOST ON PURPOSE

(Adopted) son: ten billion points you big oaf 

Dad: BUT WASNT GEN UPSET ABOUT IT??

(Adopted) son: we both agreed on the decision 

(Adopted) son: he said and I quote

(Adopted) son: “a mentalist does their est-bay without the spotlight Senku-chan~”

Mom: aww thats lowkey cute

(Adopted) son: what are you on…

Dad: look I don’t really get it

Dad: but it seems like you and Gen are getting along GREAT

Mom: yea Senku, Taiju has a point

Mom: arent you and gen just wonderful tgt~

(Adopted) son: I have no idea what you’re talking about

Mom: wow men rly are dense

(Adopted) son: um. Offended??

Mom: you should be.

Mom: look at Taiju

Mom: at least he’s aware of his feelings

Mom: tho he did take 5 years to confess

Dad: YUZURIHA ILYYYYYY

Mom: aww Taiju I love you too

(Adopted) son: flirting on my Christian server???

(Adopted) son: scandalous

Mom: stfu Senku 

Mom: you need to stop flirting on main with Gen

Mom: never thought you would sink so low

(Adopted) son: excuse me Gen is great

Mom: yea ik he is

(Adopted) son: STOP BAITING ME

Mom: then stop letting yourself get baited

Mom: YK the circumstances 

Mom: and you don’t do anything to stop it. 

(Adopted) son: touchė

(Adopted) son: anyways pls don’t tell them k

Mom: yea sure

Dad: YES SENKU

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Failed abortions

8.56 am

Chrome: HAPPY 3 MOTNHS OF MAKING THIS GC!!!

Senku: oh damn has it already been that long

Chrome: yea bro hols are like next week 

Ryusui: HAHA TIME FLIES WHEN YOURE HAVING FUN

Yuzuriha: dude why are yall online

Yuzuriha: focus in class…

Senku: theres nothing exciting going on

Senku: I know everything alr

Kohaku: sorry the rest of us NORMAL ppl still have to listen 

Senku: okay gorilla

Kohaku: …

Kohaku: I will beat you.

Senku: oh shit-

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3.45 pm

Yuzuriha: @senku mom asks if you’re coming for dinner today

Senku: wrong groupchat but yea 

Yuzuriha: nah I was too lazy to find the other one

Kohaku: can’t believe you don’t have us pinned

Kohaku: I thought you loved us Yuzuriha </3

Yuzuriha: no.

Yuzuriha: but yea, she’s making your favourite

Senku: :)

Gen: …did Senku-chan just use an emoticon 

Ukyo: now I’m curious how did everyone meet each other

Kohaku: origin story time ig

Kohaku: @senku you can start since all of us are connected by you

Senku: what’s the point in this 

Chrome: do you need a point for anything 

Senku: okay fine whatever

Senku: so as yall might know

Senku: I grew up with Tsukasa, Ryusui, Yuzuriha, Taiju 

Senku: met Kohaku and ruri at 10 years old

Senku: met chrome shortly after

Senku: met the rest of yall in Highschool

Senku: which is now

Gen: you suck at storytelling honey~

Ukyo: that was so dry

Ukyo: can someone else start

Taiju: ok yea me and Senku met when we were 4? 

Yuzuriha: I met them slightly later, at 5

Ryusui: HAHA 67

Ryusui: SENKU AND I MET IN SCHOOL

Ukyo: what school

Ryusui: ISHIGAMI INTERNATIONAL 

Ukyo: isn’t that an elite private school

Yuzuriha: didn’t your dad co-found that school

Senku: yea xeno gave him the funds for it

Ukyo: …

Ukyo: why are yall even in the same high school as us

Senku: my dad thought it was a good idea for me to interact with more ppl 

Ryusui: my mother believed that I should have more perspective of how other people lived

Ukyo: …rich kids

Chrome: did you not know, Senku and Ryusui are fucking loaded

Chrome: Ryusui is literally the heir to the biggest company in the world

Chrome: And Senku is Senku 

Tsukasa: I was also in school with Senku and Ryusui

Ukyo: JUST HOW PRIVILEGED ARE YALL

Tsukasa: I was in a mafia 

Gen: oh dear, that's not…

Kohaku: oh yea I forgot about that

Yuzuriha: you were low-key terrifying 

Ukyo: damn Tsukasa 

Kohaku: ruri and I met Senku after our mom got married to his dad

Ukyo: YALL ARE HALF SIBLINGS

Senku: not by blood

Senku: I would hate being related to this gorilla 

Kohaku: bitch stfu

Senku: brute

Kohaku: twink

Senku: lioness

Kohaku: he loves me really

Senku: youre delusional 

Kohaku: kys <3

Senku: ladies first.

Ryusui: ladies, ladies you’re both pretty 

Gen: it really is a pity 

Gen: kid Senku must have been sooo cute~

Gen: do you perhaps have any pictures?

Yuzuriha: of course

Yuzuriha: Byakuya has a bunch of them framed 

Yuzuriha: I’m sure he’ll be happy for you to come over and see

Gen: well I might take you up on that~

Senku: thats cuz he’s a sap

Gen: so ean-may to your father, Senku-chan~

Ukyo: yea well that’s Senku for you

Ukyo: always looking to the future 

Ukyo: regardless of what others may feel

Kohaku: holy mischaracterisation…

Gen: that’s not true, Senku-chan is such a sweetheart~

Ukyo: mhm Gen, tell me more about what you mean 

Gen: Ukyo-chan… did you bait me

Ukyo: I plead the fifth

Kohaku: LOLLLL

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9.56 am

Yuzuriha: lol Ukyo losing his mind throughout this is fucking hilarious

Chrome: I mean we all do have a lot of ocmplicsged relationships with e/o

Tsukasa: I’m pretty sure I’ve met Gen before…

Gen: why of course dear Tsukasa-chan~

Gen: we had that show with each other~

Tsukasa: no, before that

Tsukasa: …

Tsukasa: by chance, did you used to be in an orphanage

Gen: ……

Gen: now I remember~

Gen: sorry Tsukasa-chan, you look entirely different then you used to be~

Kohaku: yo wat

Kohaku: y’all knew each other???

Gen: kinda~

Tsukasa: we were in the same orphanage before I got adopted

Senku: damn and what happened to Gen

Gen: oh nothing much~

Gen: I left that place pretty soon after that 

Gen: I met Ukyo 

Gen: and the rest is history~

Kohaku: damn talk about coincidences man

Gen: it sure is a small world~

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Psychology is not a real science mentalist

10.06 am

Scientist-chan: yo mentalist

Scientist-chan: you okay????

Mentalist: hmm?

Mentalist: whatever do you mean Senku-chan~

Scientist-chan: you seemed kinda off jn

Scientist-chan: sorry if it was personal or smt

Mentalist: oh my earest-day Senku-chan 

Mentalist: of course not~

Mentalist: I was simply thinking back to an older time

Scientist-chan: yea cut the crap

Scientist-chan: ik theres smt you’re not telling me

Scientist-chan: isn’t it strange that such a celebricity like yourself doesnt have a record of anything in your childhood 

Scientist-chan: usually reporters would have dug something up

Scientist-chan: even during interviews you avoid the question

Mentalist: aww Senku-chan you watch my interviews~

Scientist-chan: some of them ig…

Mentalist: oh honey, you shouldn’t have~

Scientist-chan: stop deflecting 

Mentalist: okay fine

Mentalist: I ran away from the orphanage and lived on the streets

Mentalist: until I met Ukyo and his family let me live with them

Mentalist: and that’s my life story~

Scientist-chan: damn mentalist 

Scientist-chan: I admire you a lot YK that

Mentalist: UM WAT

Scientist-chan: the fact that you grew up with nothing and crawled up the ladder of success to be this popular with published books is amazing

Scientist-chan: considering how you’re only two years older 

Mentalist: why thank you Senku-chann~

Mentalist: you aren’t too bad yourself darling~

Mentalist: one day you’ll change the world for the better with your science~

Scientist-chan: ten billion percent

Scientist-chan: hopefully I’ll see you at the top

Mentalist: that’s a promise Senku-chan~

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10.37 am

Senku: I mean Tsukasa did technically kill me before

Senku: but we’re all good now

Tsukasa: I apologise for that again Senku, I did not mean it

Senku: it’s fine lol I’m still here aren’t I

Kohaku: …

Gen: …

Chrome: …

Ukyo: …

Ryusui: HAHA, I REMEMBER THAT

Yuzuriha: that was not a fun day

Taiju: I WAS SO WORRIED SENKU

Kohaku: wait hold up

Kohaku: how did I not know about this??

Senku: cuz we didn’t meet each other yet

Yuzuriha: yea yall met us at 10

Yuzuriha: this happened when Senku was 8

Kohaku: AND NONE OF YALL BOTHERED TO TELL ME??

Senku: it’s not a big deal, I’m fine

Gen: darling, I don’t think almost dying at 8 is being fine

Ukyo: pot, meet kettle

Gen: Ukyo-chan, kindly kill yourself!

Senku: wow chill mentalist

Kohaku: WERENT YOU STILL IN SCHOOL???

Kohaku: how tf did that happen

Senku: eh I don’t remember 

Kohaku: …dude

Ryusui: LOL

Tsukasa: in my defense

Tsukasa: my adoptive parents did hate your whole family 

Tsukasa: and I didn’t know any better

Senku: yea yea, it’s fine 

Senku: so long you help me with experiments

Ukyo: dude I have so many questions

Ukyo: like what is the whole deal with your parents Tsukasa???

Tsukasa: um

Tsukasa: it is kind of a long story

Ukyo: oh I’m sorry 

Ukyo: is it personal 

Tsukasa: not really, it’s just complicated

Tsukasa: when I was younger me and my sister was placed in the orphanage

Tsukasa: due to my neglectful mother, child protective services were called

Tsukasa: and I spent 2 years there

Tsukasa: my sister and I was then adopted by the mafia family 

Tsukasa: they planned to train me to be their heir

Tsukasa: and used my sister as leverage

Tsukasa: therefore I was forced to fight in professional rings since I was 7 which was when I met Ryusui and Senku

Tsukasa: my family hated Senku for some reason and ordered me to get rid of him

Tsukasa: so I killed him

Senku: *almost killed me

Tsukasa: yeah, Senku had anticipated the attack 

Tsukasa: I made friends with them after that 

Tsukasa: and after that I realised that my family was doing some corrupted things

Tsukasa: so I worked with Senku and Ryusui to take down the organisation 

Ryusui: HAHA, THE GOOD OLD DAYS

Tsukasa: by then I had enough money to support both me and my sister

Tsukasa: so I left

Gen: …

Gen: wow Tsukasa-chan~

Gen: that’s so cool~

Ukyo: dude why do they hate Senku

Senku: uh I think my father busted one of their crime operations or smt

Senku: eh it doesnt rly matter does it

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The unexplainable logic that ties us together

3.12 pm

Kohaku: I’m literally so betrayed

Kohaku: this was such a critical news and YALL didn’t tell me

Yuzuriha: I mean we all thought you knew YK

Ryusui: yea lol, didn’t Senku tell you

Kohaku: hello??? Did we forget that this is Senku were talking about?

Kohaku: he doesn’t even care that he almost died

Tsukasa: you make a very good point Kohaku 

Tsukasa: does that mean you do not know about the Fanboy incident

Senku: TSUKASA WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Senku: WE SWORE TO NEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN

Senku: also why yall talking about me as if I ain’t here

Ryusui: so you don’t deny your self-sacrificing habits

Senku: haha what

Senku: I would never do that

Senku: oh look theres an experiment I need to do

Senku: bye

Kohaku: DUDE

Kohaku: STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS AND FACE THEM LIKE A MAN

Senku: assuming my gender in the big 2025???

Senku: scandalous

Kohaku: stfu bitch 

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3.24 pm

Chrome: WERE FREEEEEE

Chrome: HOLDIAYS HERE I COMEEE

Senku: chill bro, school just let out 

Senku: and you must be joking if yall are free from science 

Senku: kukuku

Gen: oh no, I know that pause…

Senku: I'm making a music box

Gen: ah yes, music is essential to our everyday life

Gen: wait???

Ryusui: HAHA SENKU THAT SEEMS SUPER TAME

Senku: oh rly…

Senku: well you can help me and taiju on our rocket building

Senku: got some new tips from xeno 

Senku: hopefully this one doesn't explode on us again

Gen: senku-chan please no

Gen: my ody-bay still hurts from last week…

Ryusui: ohoho

Senku: NOT LIKE THAT RYUSUI

Ryusui: pity

Senku: kys

Ryusui: oh my poor heart

Ryusui: however will I recover from this 

Senku: sybau

Ryusui: HAHA LOVE YOU TOO SENKU

Senku: -_-

Kohaku: oh yea is this for mom?

Senku: ten billion points for you gorilla

Kohaku: IM NOT A FUCKING GORILLA

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Three blind mice

3.48 pm 

Gorilla: are you flying to America for the concert

Twink: uh yea, I think xeno n Stan are going too

Twink: they miss America or smt…

Gorilla: are they coming to moms concert???

Twink: Idts

Twink: theyre visiting their ex-coworkers or smt

Twink: are yall going

Gorilla: uh duh

Angel: oh are we inviting the others

Gorilla: oh thats a good idea

Gorilla: we’re on holiday anyways 

Gorilla: and I’m sure Senku appreciate someone being there

Twink: Urgh do I have to go…

Gorilla: OF COURSE YOU SHOULD SUPPORT MOM

Twink: isn’t that what the music box is for…

Twink: it’s gonna be so loud and annoying with all the ppl shouting

Twink: other people is gonna get touching me by accident and I’m gonna panic 

Twink: it’s not like I haven’t heard mom sing b4 or anything 

Angel: Senku, you’re going.

Twink: yes maam 

Twink: man Ruri is scary

Gorilla: don’t let her innocent face fool you

Gorilla: she is my blood sister after all

Angel: LOLL

Angel: thats hilarious 

Angel: Senku if you really don’t feel like it that day, it’s totally fine to cancel

Angel:  I’m sure they understand 

Angel: us, Yuzuriha and Taiju are going to be there in case of an emergency

Angel: and we’re going  to be in the special viewing stand with only us

Twink: okay mom

Twink: I think I should be fine so long it doesn’t get too loud 

Twink: or if I get overwhelmed 

Gorilla: you btr make sure you’re okay bro

Gorilla: DO NOT keep quiet just because you don’t want to spoil the show for us

Gorilla: your health is more important okay.

Twink: chill guys, I’m not that fragile

Twink: plus if I can handle explosions, I can handle a concert

Gorilla: I’m like 90 percent sure that’s only cuz it’s science related

Twink: moving on

Gorilla: …fine

Gorilla: I think we should invite the others 

Gorilla: we haven’t hanged out tgt in a while

Angel: oh yea!

Angel: we can have a giant sleepover!

Angel: I mean our summer home is big enough for all 10 of us right??

Twink: yea according to my calculations it should be 

Gorilla: okay nerd

Twink: I will fight you

Gorilla: you and what army

Twink: the power of science 

Gorilla: fuck you

Twink: you wish

Twink: okay fine let’s ask them

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Failed abortions 

3.56 pm

Kohaku: yo guys

Kohaku: do y’all listen to Lillian Weinberg

Ukyo: omg yes her songs are so good 

Gen: Doesn't she have a oncert-cay soon~

Kohaku: yea 

Kohaku: speaking off, do y’all wanna come

Ukyo: huh

Ukyo: TO THE CONCERT???

Gen: uh, how ever did you get enough tickets for all of us~

Senku: don’t you know?

Senku: she’s my stepmom

Kohaku: and our biological mom

Kohaku: so first class tickets baby!

Gen: eriously-say???

Ukyo: wait but transportation n facilities are going to be a problem

Senku: oh don’t worry about that

Senku: yall can stay in our summer home 

Kohaku: yea mom is probably not staying there

Ruri: also! 

Ruri: I’m pretty sure we have enough money for the flights

Ukyo: ???

Ukyo: how tf do y’all have enough money for that

Senku: thats ten billion percent simple

Senku: we’re filthy rich 

Kohaku: if we use our allowance, im pretty sure that would take a few months out of it??

Senku: around 2 months

Gen: you’ve got to be kidding me Senku-chan…

Ukyo: dude it’s like 1k per flight

Ukyo: for all of us, it’s like 20k back n forth???

Senku: we get 1k per week.

Senku: so…

Ukyo: I’m done.

Ukyo: rich ppl smh

Ryusui: HAHA, IVE ALREADY PACKED MY BAGS

Ryusui: WHEN DO WE LEAVE

Ruri: in 2 weeks!!!

Ruri send 8 pictures

Ruri: these are your boarding passes and details

Ruri: we’ll keep the tickets for the day itself

Ruri: so get your bags packed

Taiju: WOAH WE’RE TRAVELLING OVERSEAS????

Taiju: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME 

Taiju: SO COOL!!

Gen: hold on…

Gen:  what were you planning to do if we said no

Senku: sell it of course

Senku: do you know how much people are willing to pay???

Senku: theyre sold out on all platforms

Senku: I could sell them for 10k and theres ppl that would buy it

Senku: and if so, I could save it for science

Senku: kukuku

Gen: you’re evil Senku-chan…

Senku: i prefer calling it practicality 

Yuzuriha: well thats Senku for you

Yuzuriha: always practical 

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Psychology is not a real science mentalist

6.23 pm

Tsundere: yo mentalist 

Tsundere: tf did you change my name to 

Mentalist: Senku-chan!

Mentalist: I think it describes you perfectly

Tsundere: um.

Tsundere: kinda offended? But sure.

Mentalist: darling don’t even try to defend yourself this time

Tsundere: sybau 

Tsundere: anyways I made smt for you

Mentalist: for little old me?

Mentalist: I’m so touched~

Mentalist: whatever would Senku-chan have made for me 

Tsundere: pepper spray

Tsundere: or at least a modified version 

Mentalist: ???

Mentalist: my dearest Senku-chan, you ost-lay me

Tsundere: you mentioned a while back about spiked chocolates

Tsundere: so I tot you might have unwanted visitors 

Tsundere: also since pepper spray is illegal 

Tsundere: I made smt that could pass off as a normal product

Mentalist: Senku-channnnnnn

Mentalist: thats so sweet

Mentalist: really, thank you

Tsundere: eh it was nothing

Tsundere: can’t have my favourite worker getting injured or smt ri

Mentalist: oh so you admit that I’m your avourite-fay Senku-chan~

Tsundere: don’t put words into my mouth mentalist.

Mentalist: so ean-may!

Mentalist: but seriously thank Yuru

Mentalist: I really appreciate you taking time to make this for me

Mentalist: <33333

Tsundere: …

Tsundere: it’s not a big deal

Tsundere: you’re welcome ig…

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7.46 am

Kohaku: wake up you hoes

Kohaku: concert day 

Kohaku: btr see yall there ON TIME for our flight btw

Kohaku: or else…

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9.23 am 

Kohaku: I am gonna kill that greedy bastard

Kohaku: where tf is he

Senku: uh he’s late 

Senku: he texted me that he spent an hour getting ready for the flight 

Senku: Francois is otw 

Kohaku: bro WTF

Kohaku: we’re literally on a 12 hour flight 

Kohaku: it’s not that deep

Yuzuriha: well thats Ryusui for you

Yuzuriha: I just hope that Francois doesnt cause another car accident…

Senku: they would nvr let Ryusui miss his flight

Chrome: if Ryusui misses the flight, he could just take the private jet yk

Chrome: why tf is he taking the plane with us

Senku: um did you forget 

Senku: his dad took it for business or smt 

Senku: and he’s been banned from using it until next year due to his habits

Ukyo: damn I keep forgetting all of yall are filthy rich

Ukyo: Ryusui’s greed sickens me/hj

Ryusui: HAHA UKYO GREED EQUALS TO JUSTICE

Ryusui: I’m like reaching in 3 min

Ryusui: Francois is going 120 on the highway

Gen: Ryusui-chan, you’re going to get a speeding ticket

Ryusui: HAHA who cares

Ryusui: I have way too much of those alr… 

Ukyo: yo who is Francois

Kohaku: Ryusui's loyal butler 

Kohaku: I love their food omg

Gen: why, you sound jealous Ukyo-chan~

Ukyo: shut up.

Ryusui: HAHA FRANCOIS’S SKILLS ARE TO BE DESIRED

Ryusui: THEY ARE THE WORLDS BEST BUTLER

Ryusui: I can introduce yall when I arrive

Senku: dude theres like no time 

Senku: tell Francois to step on it

Senku: boarding ends in half an hour and we’re 20 mins away

Yuzuriha: wait isn’t Francois coming with us???

Ryusui: HAHA YEAH

Senku: great we’ll do introductions on the plane

Senku: we booked 5 suite I think 

Ukyo: WE’RE FLYING FIRST CLASS???

Senku: …dude

Senku: we’re flying for 12 hours

Senku: if uw to fly in that cramped business or economy class 

Senku: be my guest

Ryusui: yea Ukyo, desire is noble

Gen: why Ukyo-chan, indulging in luxury ometimes-say is a must you know~

Ukyo: right I forgot you’re rich too

Ukyo: now I feel broke 

Ryusui: HAHA DW I CAN SPONSOR YOU

Kohaku: sugar daddy Ryusui go

Ukyo: UM WAT

Gen: wow Ukyo-chan go get some~

Ukyo: KYS

Yuzuriha: guys ryusuis here

Yuzurhina: we’re gonna have to run to make our flight

Taiju: MAN IM SO EXCITED 

Taiju: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME TRAVELLING OVERSEAS

Senku: yea yea big oaf hurry up

Senku: youre not gonna do that if you miss the flight

Taiju: OKAY SENKU

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10.45 am

Ruri: okay listen up guys

Ruri: we’re going to arrive at around 10 pm Japan time

Ruri: however the time we're used to is 10 smt? hours behind USA time 

Senku: 14 hours

Ruri: thank you Senku, 14 hours behind 

Ruri: so when we land I advise you to sleep the jet lag off

Ruri: we’ve allocated the rooms already

Ruri send a picture 

Ryusui: dude I wanted to room with Ukyo

Kohaku: Francois is your butler princess 

Kohaku: suck it up

Kohaku: youre not the one paying for the trip ain’t it

Chrome: LOL show him who’s boss lioness 

Kohaku: I AM NOT A LIONESS

Chrome: omg were rooming tgt ukyo

Chrome: YK what that means

Ukyo: shitty movies and a gossiping session?

Ukyo: sign me up

Chrome: yes kingggg

Ryusui: …

Gen: how lovely, I’m rooming with my darling Senku-chan~

Taiju: YUZURIHA WE’RE ROOMING TGT

Yuzuriha: yes Taiju we are

Chrome: wait why is Tsukasa rooming alone 

Tsukasa: personal preferences

Tsukasa: I dislike sleeping in the same bed as others 

Senku: anyways

Senku: breakfast at 8

Senku: we’re gonna be exploring n eating lunch outside

Senku: until like 5 

Kohaku: we’re gonna prepare for the concert and leave at 7 okay

Kohaku: any places yall wanna visit???

Gen: well, we are going to the big apple so the Statue of Liberty is a must~

Tsukasa: I believe going up the Empire State Building would be interesting too

Senku: nah thats for the day after the concert

Senku: we’ll be catching the sunset on top of there

Ukyo: damn how long are we staying 

Ruri: we’re staying for the full duration of the concert!

Ruri: which is about 5 days?

Ukyo: damn bro 

Ukyo: having rich friends is so nice

Kohaku: LOL

Ruri: for the first few days we’ll be exploring 

Ruri: the rest of the days you're free to do whatever you like!

Ruri: for the last day of moms show we can go backstage and meet her if yall want

Ukyo: OMG YES PLS

Gen: calm down Ukyo-chan~

Kohaku: omg can we go to an amusement park

Kohaku: that would be so cool

Senku: uh I think yall have the time

Senku: idt I’m coming tho

Gen: what why Senku-chan

Senku: I’m gonna go visit nasa headquarters and visit my dad

Kohaku: Byakuya is back??

Kohaku: isn’t he only coming back like in a month

Senku: nah he’s back but he needs to adjust from going to space so he’s stuck there

Chrome: aw man do you have to go

Chrome: this is a trip together…

Ruri: yeah Senku, you should spend time with us

Ruri: since youre paying for most of the trip

Ryusui: HAHA SENKU I DESIRE YOUR COMPANY

Gen: Senku-chan, won’t you come with us~

Senku: thats so cringe 

Kohaku: oh sybau you twink 

Kohaku: you know that they won’t mind if you arrive a few days late

Kohaku: they adore you 

Senku: okay fine

Ruri: that doesn’t mean that you can start not sleeping to do research

Senku: haha…

Ruri: Senku… what does that mean

Yuzuriha: Senku…

Kohaku: BRO HE BROUGHT HIS LAPTOP 

Senku: hey what happened to personal space

Senku: why you got to dig through my personal stuff like that

Kohaku: dude I feel so bad for Gen rn

Gen: hmm? Is there something I should know Senku-chan?

Yuzuriha: it’s just that Senku has a bad habit of not sleeping

Yuzuriha: and stays up working 

Yuzuriha: so whoever rooms with them kinda suffers

Gen: oh! Thats erfectly-pay fine with me

Gen: I’ll get him to sleep don’t worry

Ukyo: dude idt youre anyone btr tbh

Kohaku: match made in hell

Ruri: hey, language.

Kohaku: -_-

Senku: LOL imagine 

Kohaku: sybau 

Senku: okay lioness

Kohaku: kill yourself

Senku: damn why are you so angry

Kohaku: ur mom thats why

Senku: we have the same mom idiot

Senku: and thats so childish

Kohaku: mom would definitely agree with me

Senku: we all know I’m mom’s favourite 

Kohaku: dream on 

Senku: yea well at least dad likes me btr

Senku: so does xeno

Kohaku: that’s not fair

Kohaku: y’all have your whole science thing going on

Senku: whats that???

Senku: it sounds like a skill issue

Kohaku: boi you wanna go???

Kohaku: alright bet.

Ruri: both of you calm down

Ruri: you better behave yourselves on the flight and the rest of the trip

Senku: yes ma’am 

Kohaku: yes maam…

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3.56 pm

Ryusui: I’m so fking bored

Ruri: LANGUAGE GOSH DARN IT

Senku: dude it’s 2025 let it go…

Ruri: shut up

Senku: shutting up now

Senku: it’s kinda weird that Taiju hasn’t been texting 

Senku: usually that big oaf would have excitedly screaming in chat

Yuzuriha: oh he said his phone has no service 

Yuzuriha: cuz it’s on airplane mode 

Senku: …youre joking.

Senku: does he realise theirs free wifi 

Senku: we’re flying first class for a reason

Ukyo: HELP

Taiju: WOAH I DIDNT KNOW THAT

Senku: okay you big oaf 

Senku: anyways theres only 7 more hours

Senku: watch a movie or smt

Ryusui: thats so boring tho

Ryusui: what can I watch here that wouldn’t be btr in my cinema 

Ukyo: what if the movies out of season

Ryusui: thats why I have my own cinema 

Ryusui: I don’t need to rely on others to watch what I want

Senku: dude not everyone has one of those

Ryusui: you, Kohaku n Ruri do

Ryusui: I’m pretty sure xenos house has 1 too

Senku: thats different bro

Ukyo: man this is a whole different world than us normal ppl T-T

Ryusui: wdym

Ukyo: BRO YOU PROBABLY WORRY ABOUT WHAT FLAVOR OF POPCORN TO GET IN YOUR OWN CINEMA

Ukyo: while I’m stressing over if I can pay rent this month

Senku: dude you do that

Ryusui: sybau

Ukyo: you have money

Ukyo: that solves almost all the problems I have rn

Ukyo: and if lord forbid you run out, you can just ask your parents for more

Senku: he has daddy issues

Ryusui: NO I DO NOT

Senku: oh rly…

Senku: what was that whole fiasco last year then

Senku: wait no you don’t have daddy issues

Ryusui: thank you.

Senku: you also have uncle issues

Ryusui: fuck off 

Ukyo: ???

Ryusui: apparently most of my dearest family think I’m too greedy and it’s not a good habit for me to have

Ryusui: so they cut off my allowance 

Ryusui: it’s okay cuz I invested money and I’m still rich

Ukyo: …

Senku: Ryu, you’re kinda proving his point maybe 

Kohaku: tbh I’m surprised your family hasn’t disowned you yet

Ryusui: low-key same but it doesn’t look good on their reputation if their heir got disowned

Chrome: theres always Sai tho??

Ryusui: dude did you forget 

Ryusui: he’s in India just to get away from me

Chrome: oh yea

Ryusui: also he hates anything of the sort so theres no way he would agree

Gen: Ryusui-chan, is that your brother~

Ryusui: yea

Ukyo: you have a brother??

Ryusui: half brother on my moms side

Gen: whatever did you do to drive him to India~

Ryusui: idk man

Ryusui: I just said I desired his skills and told him to polish all his skills

Ryusui: and made him run different simulations for me

Kohaku: dude…

Kohaku: you realise he doesn’t like it when ppl exploit him for their own uses right…

Ryusui: HOW COME HE AND SENKU GETS ALONG SO WELL THEN

Ryusui: also I would never do that

Chrome: who are you lying to

Chrome: u n Senku are total scumbags somtimes

Gen: I agree, you and Senku-chan come with the worst ideas ever~

Ryusui: rude

Senku: he likes me becuz I talk to him about our shared interests in math

Senku: also I treat him like a normal human being 

Ryusui: HEY I DO TOO

Senku: hate to break it to you Ryu 

Senku: but idt he knows that

Senku: ily but you do realise who you are right

Senku: Francois agrees with me

Kohaku: YK maybe it’s a good idea if you go visit him

Ryusui: he’s just gonna run away again

Senku: I’ll go with you

Senku: tgt we will make a trap for him to come home

Kohaku: uh…

Chrome: wiat isn’t it his birthday soon?

Ryusui: HAHA YEA

Chrome: if you manage to drsg him back you can tslk it out

Ryusui: true

Ryusui: speaking off

Ryusui: YOU ALL ARE INVITED TO MY BROTHERS BIRTHDAY PARTY

Senku: ryu you don’t even know if he’s coming back

Ryusui: HAHA OF COURSE HE WILL

Ukyo: someone’s confident…

Ryusui: EVEN THOUGH HES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD

Ryusui: HES STILL MY BROTHER AND IK HIM

Senku: yea yea I’m sure he’ll be so touched to hear that

Ryusui: don’t you dare

Senku: too late

Kohaku: you sent him a pic.

Senku: ten billion points for you lioness 

Kohaku: fuck you

Senku: Ruri’s gonna kill you when she wakes up

Kohaku: problem for future me

Gen: you know~

Gen: I realised that a surprising number of people here

Gen: have problems with authority figures~

Gen: like take Ryusui-chan~

Gen: then theres me and Tsukasa-chan

Ryusui: Senku also has daddy issues

Senku: bro wat

Kohaku: oh shit you’re right

Senku: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES

Senku: I have a dad 

Gen: darling that doesn't mean that you don’t have daddy issues~

Kohaku: yea I don’t have a dad and I’m fine

Senku: Byakuya is your dad

Kohaku: well Lillian is your mom

Senku: -_-

Senku: touché

Chrome: me n Taiju’s parents both died

Ryusui: damn were all kinda messed up

Senku: ya think?

Chrome: birds of a feather

Ukyo: we should stick tgt

Chrome: I know I said I’d nvr think I wasn’t btr alone

Ukyo: can’t change the weather might not be forever

Chrome: but if it’s forever, it’d be even btr

Senku: uh

Chrome: BILLIE EILISH MY GOAT

Senku: …sure

Chrome: for that I’m playing her music for the next 3 hours

Senku: bitch no

Ukyo: what have you even been doing for 5 hours

Senku: my research papers

Ukyo: ???

Senku: time waits for no one and since I’m getting delayed to go nasa 

Senku: best make the most out of it 

Ukyo: omfg 

Ukyo: idk if you’re smart or a try hard

Chrome: my homework…

Senku: lol imagine 

Chrome: >:(

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7.24 am 

Kohaku: 3 more hours till I get off this fuckass plane

Kohaku: look I love all of all but if I have to be stuck with yall for another fucking minute I am going to kill yall <3

Senku: geez lioness chill

Kohaku: fuck off twink

Senku: jfc someone’s grumpy

Kohaku: yea I wonder why

Kohaku: you’ve been typing on your keyboard for the entire flight 

Kohaku: which btw is insane like don’t you have adhd

Kohaku: Ukyo n chrome are playing music very LOUDLY and doing something over there

Kohaku: ryusui spent the first 5 hours of the flight whining about smt and bothering all of us

Kohaku: and spent the rest of the time arguing/planning smt with Tsukasa

Kohaku: who has been watching fighting stuff since the flight began

Kohaku: Yuzuriha and Taiju are doing smt tgt

Kohaku: Gen and Ruri are still asleep for some reason

Kohaku: I’m sick of this bro

Kohaku: how tf can Gen still sleep while being near your annoying typing 

Senku: idk man

Senku: also YK how my adhd gets with science

Kohaku: yea it’s freaky how locked in you are 

Senku: LOL 

Senku: go sleep lioness 

Senku: you’ll feel btr when we land

Senku: and you’re rooming with Ruri ltr

Kohaku: true

Kohaku: you too bro

Kohaku: you’re gonna overwork yourself

Kohaku: and theyre gonna be upset to know you aren’t taking care of yourself

Senku: I have to finish it if I’m gonna hang out with yall

Kohaku: dude we both know he won’t care about that

Kohaku: yk he loves you ri

Senku: :( 

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8.14 am 

Chrome: dude it’s liek 2 hours more whys there turbulence now

Senku: I mean turbulence is quite common on planes

Senku: and we ten billion percent won’t crash 

Senku: oh and chrome 

Chrome: ???

Senku: you should turn off your music before Kohaku kills you

Chrome: fuck 

Chrome: is she mad

Senku: she’s…irritated 

Chrome: oh no 

Senku: yea.

Senku: and I’m gonna take a nap too 

Senku: and if anyone wakes me up other than for landing

Senku: that person is getting poisoned

Senku: you should tell the others

Chrome: yes sir…