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Group chat created!
First batch of Cures added.
Nagisa: what group chat is this? honoka i only have your number…
Honoka: I’m not sure…? It appeared on my phone too.
Hime: HELLO?? THIS IS HIME
Mana: Hello!! <3
Akanke: i’m dead asf who are yall 😭
Nao: Akane - okay i least recognize your number
Love: Hey! Wait…Honoka? Like…Like Cure White Honoka?
Honoka: How do you know that?!
Love: Honoka this is Cure Peach!
Nozomi: WAIT OMG! Peach!! This is Cure Dream!!
Miyuki: WAIT. EVERYONE HERE IS A PRECURE RIGHT?!
Mana: It looks like it! This is Mana, Cure heart!
Karen: Are you all serious right now.
Makoto: You guys know you all just outed this whole groupchat as cures right? You guys know what that could do??? Hello?? Does anyone here have common sense?
Regina: bro shut up miss “girl i was simping for is dead as fuck”
Erika: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK???
Rikka: I’m choosing silence on this matter.
Alice: Regina clocked her 🫡
Makoto: Can we please focus here. Does anyone have common sense? Please? Anyone?
Mai: I fear not.
Komachi: A tragedy, truly.
Miyuki: WAIT IF EVERYONE IS IN HERE
Miyuki: WIFE WHERE IS MY BELOVED WIFE WHO I LUV SM
Akane: genuinely how did you pull reika 💀
Miyuki: What’s that supposed to mean…
Erika: girl you’re lowkey a clown…
Yayoi: I’m not trying to gang up on you Miyu but like…
Nao: Miyuki gets destroyed in the precure group chat..
Hime: (not clickbait)‼️‼️‼️
Erika: hime this is why i fw you. you bring the same vibes 🤞🫶
Hime: ofc i will are you KIDDING ME????
Reika: What is this group chat?
Miyuki: MY WIFE 🩷🩷🩷
Nao: read up Rei
Reika: Oh, I see. Hello everyone. And hello Mi-Mi 💙
Kurumi: And this is why I’m homophobic
Rin: kurumi who asked u
Urara: This is all really weird but…a little amusing as well.
Love: Wait are we calling our wives? Wait I want to do it too
Love: SETSUNA!!!
Setsuna: Hello dear.
Love: Oh my God it worked!
Inori: Hello everyone :)
Yuri: Can I please be removed.
Erika: stfu you’re stuck here
Tsubumi: Erika be nice! :<
Hime: being nice is 4 losers…
Nagisa: honoka help how the HELL do we leave this group chat
Honoka: Uh…
Mana: I’m sure we can figure something out! Don’t worry everyone! Besides, I think it’s great to chat with everyone again!
Alice: Mana, you’re too sweet!
Miyuki: Honestly? I’m also kinda glad!
Nozomi: Yeah me too!
Love: We only cross paths every once in a while
Megumi: Yay!! <3
Erika: does anyone notice a pattern here lowk
Hime: ye
Regina: deadass was waiting for someone to point it out you pink cures (except for Mana she’s perfect) ARE SO PREDICTABLY HAPPY
Akane: DECEASED
Yayoi: Not exactly helping the pink magical girl allegations,,,
Nagisa: i can’t decide if this is going to be great or blow up in our faces