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Eusine went to Eucrateak to go see his beloved boyfriend and drop off hrt because Morty ran out. Eusine was excited especially since the burnt tower was there which means there's a chance to see suicune.
To his surprise and misfortune, Kris was in Eucrateak. She was probably doing something important. That's when she saw him.
"Ey Eusine, where do you think you're going? Your funeral is that way." Kris said causally, as if she had just said something completely normal.
"WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO DIE?" Eusine screamed at Kris, he had his entire life ahead of him –despite pushing 30–.
Morty was waiting for Eusine to arrive and wasn't surprised but moreso disappointed when he heard his yelling right outside his gym. The one time he was doing his job.
"What's happening out here?" Morty seemed upset at Eusine, almost not even noticing Kris.
"Eusine over here is being a whiny brat because he doesn't want to get burnt at the stake. Like he's almost 30, he's lived enough." Kris scoffed, disappointed in Eusine.
"See!? I'm not in the wrong here!" Eusine retaliated.
"Calm down Eusine... You'll probably live, you're a witch after all." Morty rolled his eyes as if he held no regard for Eusine's life.
"I'm not even a girl to be a witch!" Eusine stared at his own boyfriend who intentionally misgendered him.
"Oh? You're a girl?" Kris asked, anything to make fun of Eusine.
"No! I'm a grown man!" Eusine stared at both Kris and Morty now.
"You sure [insert random girl name]?" Kris said.
"Stop deadnaming me vro🥀" Eusine got mad.
"Okay guys, conversation's over, Eusine go over there." Morty said in a demanding tone right before kissing Eusine.
"Ew, fags gays." Kris made an audible disgusted sound.
Morty watched as they hung his boyfriend on a long stick as it hung above the fire.
"Any last words?" They asked Eusine.
"6 7." Eusine said as his final words.
They put him on the fire, waiting to see what would happen. Would he die? Practically everyone hoped so after Kris had spread those rumours about a witch arriving to Eucrateak.
They all stared intently, waiting to see if he'd die. He probably would until Suicune –SUICUNE?– showed up to save him and put out the fire.
So turns out Eusine lived because of divine intervention and so the people's first reaction was to light the fire again while Suicune picks him up and decides to take him away.
Morty stated while Kris patted his shoulder.
"It's gonna be okay, my hb won't die like this."
"If you say so, he'll probably try to pull a stunt by catching Suicune."
They yapped until Eusine and Suicune returned and he decided to kiss Morty again. They hugged until Suicune went to Kris and just left. The three lived happily ever after since that point –except for the fact Kris tried to hold other witch trials for Eusine–.