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2:30 PM
*Garcia has created the group chat*
*Morgan has changed the name to Hottest Agents😏*
Garcia: This name is so real.😼
Rossi: AMEN!!
Spencer: uhm… hello?
JJ: wtf- 😭
Emily: oh JJ it’s true, admit it! 🙏
JJ: I’m not denying it…
Morgan: YESSSS
Hotch: This is so inappropriate..
Garcia: Oh loosen up Hotch!!
Rossi: It’s okay Hotch!! You’re pretty hot!!
4:30 PM
Morgan: Rossi just threw a granola bar at me from his office??
Rossi: You need to eat, we've all been here since yesterday and in that time I saw you eat *half* a sandwich.
JJ: I thought only parents do that
Garcia: Maybe Rossi is like the father of the BAU!!
Emily: Oh yeah! Because Dave cooks, yells at us, gives us snacks, gives us advice, and puts us in time out when we do something stupid right?
Morgan: YES!
Rossi: I see now.
Morgan: Yep!
Emily: Rossi is the team’s papa and Hotch is the team’s mom?
Garcia: makes sense.
JJ: Yeah Hotch is the mom of the team…
Emily: and he is very much a protective mama bear.
Morgan: So who's the favorite?
Emily: I mean, it’s definitely Spencer.
JJ: I mean for Hotch yeah, no doubt. But who's Rossi's favorite?
Emily: Morgan! It’s so obvious!!
JJ: He always defends Morgan, he always gives Morgan advice, and he always listens to Morgan’s life stories
Hotch: Exactly, the man calls him “son”. I rest my case.
Emily: Case closed.
Rossi: Damn, you all saw right through me.
Morgan: I ain’t mad about it, Rossi’s the best.
Penelope: I have so many pictures of you two hugging it's not even funny.
JJ: Wait really?
Emily: Please show me.
Morgan: Garcia… I’m not surprised.
Garcia: Oh I’ve got plenty lol
Spencer: Can I see them?
Please?
Morgan: Garcia no 💔
Garcia: Sure Spencer!
Garcia: *sends pictures of Hotch smiling and Spencer and/or showing him affection*
Morgan: I’ve never seen Hotch smile like that before!
Hotch: Really?
Morgan: Yep!!
JJ: You're always so brooding 😭
7 PM
Rossi: Wrap it up you're all being very noisy, Hotch is in a meeting
Morgan: That's my bad guys 😔✌️
Spencer: That's because you're the problem child.
Mogan: damn 💔
JJ: Spencer's not holding back ANYTHING lmao
12 AM
Morgan: My apartments flooding 💔
Rossi: what
Morgan: a pipe burst so now my apartment is cosplaying a pool
Emily: Why are you always having issues
Garcia: soooo where are you gonna stay
Morgan: idk
Morgan: I could totally sleep in my car
Hotch: maybe not the best idea
Spencer: You could come to the BAU and sleep in the break room
JJ: Waittttt yeah
Garcia: Lowkey cooking with these ideas
Morgan: alright to the BAU I go gn