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Oral fixation.
One of the few men you’ve known to get cuteness aggression, politely grab your jaw, trick you into thinking he’s going in for a kiss, then attack your cheek with nibbles and kisses. He treats your skin like it’s a rope toy for a puppy. Your shoulders are covered in little dents from his surprisingly pointy canines.
You could be cuddling on the couch pancake style, messing around on your phone behind his back because he gets grumpy if you don’t let him crush you with his full body weight. Then your collar starts feeling cold and wet. That's cuz he just licked you, Gross. You used to yank his head back by his hair to get him to stop but you’ve since learned that he likes it too much and has since increased that kind of behaviour.
This man loves. Like really obsessed. With when you drag him around. Or try to manhandle him in any way. (A) he finds it cute that you think you could physically force him to do anything, and (B) he’s been hyperfixating on how you will put your finger through his belt loop and tug on it to get him to follow you.
One of his love languages is physical contact so you bet that when your husband gets back from work for his three hours of sleep, only to find you napping on the couch on your side with your knees up close to your chest. He will skilfully sneak his way behind you and cuddle up next to you, only instead of grabbing a pillow he’s resting his head on your hip/ass, with one arm looped through your legs to use as a cuddle buddy.
Before the two of you were married, or even friends, in school his version of flirting with you was buying you things from the shops when the group was out in town for a lunch break. That and actually flirting with you but sadly it came off as bullying more than anything else. He looked back on that and cringes internally, not realising he’s grinding his teeth from how stupid his younger self was.
Gojo is also the type of man to bring up the fact he has a wife daily to colleagues he’s known for years or even attended his wedding. Something along the lines of “ah!, yes me and my wiiiiiiiife actually love that show” or “oh me and ______, did that last weekend because we were celebrating our wedding anniversary” (your anniversary was 4 months ago)
It gets to the point where Shoko will roll her eyes and pretend to throw up whenever your name is even mentioned. Actually all the higher ups audibly groan whenever Gojo brings up his wife because now you’ll be his primary focus the rest of the meeting and any conversations following
Not that he usually refers to you by name, it’s actually an active sport for him to come up with the most sickeningly sweet pet names for you to make your face burn and it he finds it satisfying knowing he was successful in flustering you.
Due to his god awful schedule Gojo doesn’t usually sleep the full night with you, he just pretends because … well both for your benefit and the fact that he just likes spending time with you even if you’re barely awake. He will lay there until he knows you’re asleep then get right up for work, he only gets back to sleep at around 4 which is so the two of you can wake up together for work. But instead of using the door like a sane person he will break into his own home using the window.
However, sometimes you’ll wake up and just find Saturo missing, his side of the bed is cold and you check all over the house. You’re obviously confused and text him to ask where the hell he needs to be other than in bed at 2am and this asshole ghosts you and pretends to not know what you’re talking about over breakfast (which he made as a suspicious apology) the next morning. The two of you have been married for almost five years now and the man has never told you the state of his work schedule, he knows that if you did you’d probably kill at least one of the old farts in charge. Sometimes he does get the urge to tell you just so that he can watch you frustrated and fussing over him like some pissed off hen.
Since he is filthy rich he already has a house for the two of you to move into once you get married, what he doesn't disclose is that it came with a wiry old maid who used to double as one of his many nannies back in the day. Somehow, not only was she still alive (not because of age, but because you would need years of therapy and facial surgery to survive Gojo from ages 3-14), but she was also pretty content with disclosing the most ego shattering information to you whenever Gojo was within earshot as revenge. (She’s actually lovely and leaves you sweet treats on the counter before her shift ends)
Gojo secretly likes her but pouts whenever he hears you laugh at one of his baby pictures- headcannon- he was a chunky baby- a ridiculously chunky 12 pound baby. this was then recycled into height to explain his 6ft3 self
Mama Gojo felt like she was carrying a bowling ball daily after the five month mark lol. After this revelation you make sure to save all 1200 baby photos onto your phone to send to him at random.
Much like his spoiled younger self, after hearing the stories you understand why Toji would start beef with an eight year old, your husband still enjoys being pampered by you.
One prime example is his obsession with sharing a shower, or a bath, or a sauna. Basically any excuse to be with you naked and in water. His obsession stems from the first time the two of you actually shared a bath, he was freshly traumatised after a battle and verbally unresponsive. You had also taken some heavy hits with your stomach resembling that of a mummy with how many bandages were bound over your many many stitches. As soon as the two of you got back to the dorms you shed off the many soiled layers of uniform, grabbed your (at the time) boyfriend’s hand, and dragged the two of you to the bath. After being in the warm soapy water for 5 minutes it had already begun to stain a light pink. At first you were only sitting on the edge of the tub with Saturo in the water and his head resting against your shins. But then he leaned forward and rested his forehead on his knees, his dirtied hair shielding his face from your sight. So instead of saying anything you just climbed in behind him and rested your cheek on his warm back, hugging him from behind. Eventually you felt him reach and link your fingers together and squeeze your hand as a small, silent ‘i’m fine’.
You guys stayed in there for 30 minutes changing out the cooling water from warm and leaning against each other, enjoying the soft intimacy of bare skin and aching bruises. Since that day Gojo has been craving and searching for that same feeling (COUGH- touch starved- COUGH… who said that?), hence why he’s so desperate to bathe with you regularly, not just because he’s still a perv at 29.
He refuses to count over 30.
He will get paranoid about grey hairs and ask you to check for them, only to spend 60,000 yen on bleaching his hair monthly. You tease him about it because he tries to disguise himself with mum sunglasses and a baseball cap so no one knows ‘the strongest’ has one weakness. Ageing…And his beautiful wife.