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Wally nervously bit his nails; he didn’t know why he was so anxious to see his friends. Well, maybe it had something to do with his recent situation that involved his two best friends, who were dating. “Enough pondering and knock on the damn door, man!” Garfied pushed past the other man and banged on the apartment door. “Y-yeah, sorry, just trying to think if I left my keys or something.” Wally lied. He seriously couldn’t stop thinking about Dick ever since he confessed his feelings for him and found out he was in a relationship with Donna. Why should he care if Dick was in a relationship and not into him? He was just some stupid high school crush years ago, and everyone wanted him at some point, right?
“Hey, Wally, hey Garf!” Donna greeted them as she swung open the door. “C’mon, get inside, everyone is here!” Garfield hurriedly shoved Wally inside the cramped apartment. Donna’s apartment smelled of booze and weed. “Smells like the party already started, tch,” Wally muttered, taking a seat on the cushion nearby. “Yeah, yeah, whatever, make yourself at home, babes.” Donna giggled as she made her way over to Kori. Holy fuck were her boobs always that big? No wonder Dick chose her over him, shit, even Kyle chose her over him, and there he was thinking about Dick again.
But he couldn’t help it; maybe some booze would get his mind off of his stupid, sexy high school crush. Wally took a swig of whatever was on the table. After a while, the booze started settling in, and he began to relax. And then everything went to shit when he arrived. “Hey, love, sorry I’m late. Didn’t want to show up empty-handed, ya knowww.” Dick smiled, handing Donna a case of cold beers, softly kissing her on the cheek. “Thanks, Baby. Now go sit somewhere and don’t be weird.” Donna warned as she walked towards the fridge to store the beers. Shit, now he really had to chug a few more drinks. Hopefully, Roy brought something strong to make him forget everything. Fuck it, maybe he should get Roy to fuck his brains out.
“Hey, Wally,” Dick said as if nothing really happened between them. “O-oh, hey Dick, what’s up?” Wally answered, trying not to freak out. “Everything alright with you? Oddly sweaty from a margarita.” Dick softly laughed as he popped open his beer, sitting next to the redhead. “Margarita..?” Wally said slowly, “Drinking stuff that's not yours?” Dick questioned, taking a sip from his beer. Wally threw his head in his hands in desperation to cover his overly red face. “I think Kori needed to see you when you got here.” Wally’s voice was muffled in his hands.
“Weird, she’s busy with Donna.” Dick, without noticing, moved closer to Wally, taking another sip of his beer. Unfortunate for Wallu, he took note of everything. Dick always had horrible spatial awareness when it came to his friends. “Wanna play ‘remember when’?” Dick randomly threw out there when it got a little too quiet amongst the two men. “No thanks, I’m gonna be leaving before I get too drunk.” Wally kindly declined as he stood up from his seat, unfortunately, too quickly. “Careful!” Dick hurried over to catch the redhead. “How about you lie down in Donna’s bed? She surely won't mind, right?” Dick said with some hope, guiding the other to Donna’s vacant bedroom.
Wally felt soft cushions embrace him. Shit, he was drunk. And not only was he drunk in his best friend’s bed, he was lying on her boyfriend. “Finally awake, sleepyhead?” Dick teased, poking the man’s belly button piercing. “Sssstop, it’s still healing, you asshole!” Wally whined. “Ahh, I see how it is, a man gets a girlfriend and can’t have fun with his best friend anymore?” Dick again, teased. Wally was hard at this very moment and red in the face. “Dick, I don’t think you should miss the party because of me being dumb. Go have fun, seriously.” “Yeah, but I’m drunk and horny…” Dick pondered for a bit, “y’know, it’s not cheating if I fuck a guy right?” Dick gave Wally a stupid smile. “You are an asshole.” Wally groaned, squeezing his eyes shut.
Wally seriously doesn’t remember what led up to any of this. His best friend’s boyfriend is going down on him in her bedroom. Yeah, he's fucked up.