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General Headcanons
- LESBIAN. BUTCH(er) LESBIAN. You cannot watch the Butcher Vanity mv, look at how she dresses and poses, and tell me she's not a girlkisser
- Adding onto first point but the only time she willingly looks at a man is when she's butchering one and eating his remains. Still prefers the taste of women's bodies though
- Fast metabolism. Like. Insanely fast. It's why she gets hungry often. (Self-projecting here)
- Tall. She just gives off tall vibes
- Her body is lean and kinda toned, especially at the arms since she literally works as a butcher (And it'd take a lot of strength to kill people).
- Engages in auto-cannibalism/self-cannibalism, chews and eats her own skin and hair especially when stressed.
- She has several scars on her body, namely forearms, from victims trying to fight back against her. Sometimes wears bandages.
- This is "canon" (at least in her Vimalion Pro design) but I'm putting it anyway. Friendly and chatty with customers but there's always something off about her behavior that nobody can really place that kinda makes her intimidating from the get go.
- Her usual smile is unsettling, it always seems a little too wide or toothy to seem genuine, her actual smile is a lot softer and more subtle though.
Romantic Headcanons
- Has to trust someone a LOT to get into a relationship with her. Can't have the authorities knowing about her whole secret operation going on. She HAS to know that you won't tattle. (She'll make sure there'll be consequences if you try anyway)
- She loves flirting with and teasing you. Has a habit of coming up behind you when you least expect it. You just look so cute when you suddenly jolt like that.
- Though she's the one who's more forward, the moment you flirt back, she's CRUMBLING. She's used to being the one to fluster people, not them flirting back! Have mercy on her.
- Being in a relationship with her, you automatically sign up to engage in her little culinary hobby. She'll be nice and actually cook the meat for you (though she prefers it raw), but you're going to have to get used to the taste of human, that's a non-negotiable.
- CLINGY. She's very very touchy. She can't help it! She can't resist the way your heartbeat feels against your chest when she nuzzles you from behind or how your pulse feels when she's holding onto your wrist.
- Constantly makes comments about how delicious you look. It sometimes worries you but she just likes unsettling you sometimes, she'd never intentionally and seriously harm you... Unless you consent to it.
- Has to hold herself back from eating you. She's seriously considered pulling through with it multiple times, even before you started a relationship with her but she begrudgingly holds herself back. she genuinely likes your company and she can't relish in it if your corpse is mangled on her countertop.
- The closest thing to eating you is tasting your blood and that's good enough to satisfy her hunger. She gets a little too excited when you come up to her saying you accidentally cut your hand while preparing tonight's dinner. After checking you're alright, expect her tongue to be all on your wound, lapping up the blood like a starved animal. She's just a freak like that ig.
- A little less intimidating now that you two are together because she feels more comfortable letting her guard down. If ever you refuse to help her out in flaying one of her victim's corpses, she'll look at you like a kicked puppy before shrugging and doing the work by herself.
- If ever you were to die early for some reason, Yi Xi would want to eat your remains. She'd discuss this with you once she realizes the love she has for you is real. If the world was cruel enough to separate you two early, the most she'd want is to finally taste how your flesh feels on her tongue. In her eyes, this is how she stays close to you even after you're gone.
