Gnomic

The new probie stared aghast at the crime scene before them. He couldn’t help it he reached out to touch the body and his hand was quickly slapped away. “Rule #2, Probie.” Bishop and McGee chorused together. “Always wear gloves at a crime scene.”

The Probie blinked breaking out of his shock at the gruesome death. Turning to Bishop and McGee, he asked. “How many more maxims are there?”

“About 50.” Gibbs replied glaring at the probie. “McGee teach the probie better. And make sure he’s following rule 9.”

“What’s rule 9? Is he always so gnomic?” The probie asked confused.

“Never go anywhere without a knife.” Bishop and McGee brandished their knives together. McGee pulled a second knife out and handed it to the probie.

The probie stared between the other 3 members of the team in shock. “This is really normal?”

“Yep. You haven’t seen anything, yet.” Bishop pitched in.

“He used to be better before Tony left.” McGee muttered under his breath trying to prevent Gibbs from hearing. “You’re in for a rough go of it, Probie. Sorry.” McGee finished out loud.