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Hello, reader! May I introduce you to the one and only, me, Squishella! I’m a certified platinum singer-songwriter…
…Well, maybe not platinum, but I am a singer-songwriter. I am a Mermicorno, so I’m a mermaid and a unicorn at the same time! Pretty cool, right? I live with my friends in the Mermicorno Kingdom- wait, actually, some of them are just acquaintances, for example, Rip Tide. Rip Tide is kinda cringe. Us girls overrule the guys 7 to 3. But one guy has captured my heart. Nautique. He is just super cute, how he just talks on and on about his little interests, and I could just get lost in his eyes forever, and…
Pull yourself together, Squish!
…Anyways, as you can see, I am down BAD for this autistic man. To all my girls and gays, if you saw him, you would understand. So, yeah, other than that, all my friends are nice. Astra and Gwen obviously like each other. (TBH, they should just make out already.) Also, Gwen is kinda hot. And if you couldn’t tell by that comment, I am bisexual. Kameko is always on land these days, and-
Oh, shoot! I forgot! Kameko, our half-human, half-turtle friend, is coming to visit today. She always looks fully human though. So, yeah, I think that’s it on me! I really can’t wait for Kameko to visit!