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Izumi's mullet just keeps getting worse and yumenosaki is burning
kaoru wasn't powerful enough to defeat the mullet and Izumi is now convinced that it's all kaoru's fault that his situation is worsening
"he has a mullet too. he's the reason this is happening" Izumi said one day
"holy shit" replied leo
the previous night arashi had cut off his mullet as per usual and the unthinkable had happened
the mullet grew into a new Izumi Sena
there were now two Izumi's.
the next day at school
"Im quitting Knights" announced ritsu
arashi, Leo, and tsukasa agreed with this idea and now Knights is just two izumi's
2wi(zumi)nk
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"I want to die" makoto said to mao the next day upon hearing about the two izumi's
"I actually want to fucking die"
izumi was causing mayhem throughout the school and he was now hated even more among his peers which, quite frankly, no-one thought was possible but now here we are
two days later keito decided to put an end to the mullet mayhem™ and so he sent both izumi's to the yumenosaki pear wiggler to atone for their crimes
the whole school nutted
the end