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Part 2 of 100 Letters
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2025-10-15
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doubt-doubt dance, like boogie woogie

Summary:

Love confessions are hard when the guy you're confessing to doesn't know about slang. Or gay people.

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[solluxsrightnipple] god i'm so fucking cooked

[solluxsrightnipple] how do you have so much rizz and not even know it

[ezekiel294] uhhhh

[solluxsrightnipple] you're so sigma i wanna fuck you

[ezekiel294] I don't get what you're saying

[solluxsrightnipple] ofc you don't i am so skibidi holy shit

[solluxsrightnipple] will you be the yee to my haw.

[ezekiel294] Still don't get it, man

[solluxsrightnipple] YOU'RE LIT PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND

[ezekiel294] …you're a guy

[solluxsrightnipple] wait i didn't give the lesson on gay people yet did i

[solluxsrightnipple] you want me to just show you?

[ezekiel294] how

[solluxsrightnipple] be my boyfriend! gosh

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this is so cursed i'm sorry

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