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2025-10-17
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2025-10-26
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A star takes his name way too literally

Summary:

Subaru can summon a neutron star, why? why not

prolly just gonna be moments from the timeline because i cannot figure out how i can make this a story

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Natsuki Subaru was running out of options rapidly. Not too long ago he had watched Elsa kill Old Man Rom with a speed he couldn't possibly hope to match, shortly afterward Old Man Rom's Daughter, Felt, had also met her end. Split right down her mid section.

He knew he was going to die, no amount of struggling or pleading will save him.

Subaru had an epiphany, if he was going to die why not insult his killer before his death?

 

And insult her he did.

 

He raised both his arms and balled his fists with two - quite frankly rude - middle fingers pointing straight up to the sky. 

"FUCK YOU EL-" he roared before getting cut off.

 

As a wise man once said, "Let there be light!"

 

A brilliant blinding light filled his vision in an instant, so bright in fact, that it quite literally blinded him in the same second.

Then, as soon as it appeared, the white heavenly light was no more, his vision was reduced to black.

He blinked a few times, trying to fix his vision.

A voice broke through the fog that was his vision "Kid? You want an appa or not?" 

 

 

 

(subaru engulfed the entire world in a neutron star)

Chapter 2: What was that?

Summary:

Subaru thinks hes going insane, satella becomes one again (albeit briefly)

Chapter Text

Subaru did not know when he began walking, trying to understand what the fuck just happened he had begun to subconsciously walk, finding himself at a certain alley way.

 

He pondered for a moment 

What was that? Was that me? Was that my super cool isekai cheat power?

 

He tried to replicate what he had done, middle fingers up and screaming 'FUCK YOU' at no one in particular.

Believe it or not, the same identical light overtook his vision. 

Subaru, once again, found himself at the appa stand.

 

"Kid? Are you going to buy an appa or not?" Kadomon inquired with mild irritation.

"Sorry! flat broke!" Subaru responded with the pride of someone who had just beaten a world record and promptly scampered away

 

Meanwhile in a place that may or may not exist

For the first time in centuries since receiving the Envy Witch Factor, Satella and Envy were one through the power of raw shock and confusion.

They had both watched as their beloved summoned a neutron star.

They had both watched has he had summoned a neutron star AGAIN.

They had both watched as he promptly stared off into space trying to figure out what the fuck he had done.

They then wondered, how did he do that?

Chapter 3: Julius gets fucking wrecked

Chapter Text

Julius Juuklius was mid way through a duel with Subaru Natsuki.

 

Subaru had been getting beaten into a pulp by the "Finest of Knights"

 

Finest of Knights my ass..

 

Be quiet Subaru. Anyway Subaru was running out of options, quite like Chapter 1 except this Subaru wasn't fighting to the death.

 

So, Subaru, knowing he had an ace up his sleeve, looked Julius dead in his eyes, radiating pure unresolved gay tension.

Whips out his last stand. His fist.

 

Julius watches him, anticipating a final attack, like the shamak he had released earlier. Poor bloke would be sorely mistaken.

 

Subaru pointed his fist at Julius, knuckles topside. but his other fist next to it, and began to seemingly crank away at something.

His middle finger on his right hand began to erectify. (how fruity..)

 

A smug smirk adorned Subaru's face, his finger had fully lengthened.

 

"FUCK YOUU" he screamed, waiting for the world destroying neutron star to set loose on the Lavender Haired man.

 

Due to the slow winding of his middle finger, the neutron star took longer to form properly, think like Gojo's Hollow Purple. (thanks to that one fella for the idea)

The crowd went silent as they watched the ball of pure white light engulf the field.

The next second never came as the world was once more destroyed by that fucking neutron star.

Chapter 4: regular corny-ass

Summary:

black hole moment

Chapter Text

Regulus Corneas, the current Archbishop of Greed was quite angry today. His rights had been violated one too many times, despite his magnanimity they continued to violate his rights.

Now he was here dealing with the consequences once again.

He was quite furious. First, his wonderful glorious wedding had been crashed by an arrogant brat and the Sword Saint. Second, they dared to insult him on the day of his wedding? how dare they?

and so he sought to bring retribution to these insignificant whelps.

 

However, what he couldn't believe was, once the brat had been backed into a corner, he brought his two fists up.

"You do know that will not work, all attacks you have made against myself have proven fruitless." Regulus stated with a large ugly smirk across his face

The raven haired brat pointed his middle fingers together and at him in one move.

Enraged Regulus began to stride toward the weaker man.

A whisper could be heard across the battlefield that had transformed the landscape of Priestella.

"Fuck. You."

Two small balls of light appeared in front of the raven haired mans fists and slowly began to approach each other.

Reality shimmered, straining to hold the power that was converging in the area.

Ripples in the fabric of space began to radiate out from in between the white - almost heavenly - light.

Then it happened.

The two objects, no bigger than a chair merged.

In an instant reality broke, unable to withstand the sheer might of the fluctuating gravity, it condensed in onto itself.

 

Natsuki Subaru has created a Black Hole in the centre of Priestela.

Everything began to move closer and closer to the void which consumed all.

For the first time in decades, Regulus corneas felt true fear as the abyss began to stretch him, ignoring his blessed Authority.

Then there was nothing.

The world of Od Laguna was once more reduced to nothing.

Time began to reverse, the black hole no longer.

 

Satella was both terrified and amazed, for one, their beloved had made a black hole, two, their beloved had made a black hole.

Notes:

most likely not gonna continue because i SUCK at writing