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HAPPY VERSION I SWEAR!
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mizi: uhm till daijoubu desu ka?
till: NO OFC NOT WTF MIZI YOU REMINDED ME IVAN IS DEAD.
Mizi: what are you yapping about i was just kidding!
till: wdym mizi
mizi: ivan isnt dead this was all just staged duh
ivan: hi till! im back! did you miss me?
till: WHAT? IVAN? YOUR ALIVE? GEUFOIUEWRGFHOIUQWEFGVB AM I DREAMING
mizi: see what i mean?
till: i thought you were dead..?
ivan: no till you see i was alive all along! the bullet that hit me was fake
till: heh..well since you are ALIVE, lets get married!
ivan: sure! ily till they kiss
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mizi: damn till and ivan get their happy ending.. but wheres my happy ending..?
sua: miss me mizi?
everyone: SUA? YOUR ALIVE?
sua: yes! me, ivan and hyuna are alive actually! i just dont know where hyuna is though
mizi: ILY SUA MARRY ME!!!
sua: sure mizi the two lesbians get married
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luka: hello everyone- HUH? SUA AND TILL ARE ALIVE?
ivan: hi luka! yes me, sua and hyuna are alive! this was all staged
hyuna: hi luka! did you miss me?
Luka: HYUNA? WHAT THE YOUR ALIVE? OMKGMGGORWOIFGWEGERIUQGRIWQEQVFGUW3Y ILY SM IM SO HAPPY YOURE ALIVE!!!
Hyuna: haha me too!
Hyuna: Guys lets all have a wedding together now that we have reunited!
Everyone says yes
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they hold their weddings together and cheer
sua: alright I have set the camera! get into position!
everyone: togther we are...ALIENSTAGE!!