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“FOOLISH MORTALS! YOU THINK YOU!!! CAN DEFEAT ME1!’ Windforce looks down at the inphernals below her, their gyatts Faced her prepared for the butt battle of Their lifes. Ever.
“EVERYONE! ON THE COUNT OF THREE!” Said one inpherna.l. probably the leader “SHAKE YOUR GYATTS!”
The inphernals stood in a neat line with their back arched with their life on the line. They all held their emergncy mangos–probably around 6-7.
“ONE! TWO! THREE! SHAKE IT OFF!” The leader inphernal screams and then the others start shaking ther butts REALLY fast. The accumulative efforts of each member rumble the very foundations they stood on. Wisps of wind congrgate, and the sound of their cheeks cla[pping erupt the DEADLY silence.
“EVERYONE!! KEEP!!! SHAKING1!!” the ache in their hips creep in, as if fatigue teased the resilence of these butt booty Jigglers.
Windforce merely stood there. In the air. Aurafarming. She stood proudly with her arms crossed, though with a hint of disappointment. In her perspective the gyatt Shakers appeared to be mere ants shaking their abdomen. her helm concealed her eyes, but the little inphernals felt her burning gaze through the gaps.
Panic slipped through the leaders mind, but that panic also grabbed logical thinking as It left. “E-EEVERYON!” Their eyes dart around, sweat trickling down their neck “T-THE MANGOS! MANGOS EVERYONE!”
And then everyone went to go eat their mango mango mango. With the power of the mangos, they temporarily attained the power of the sigma labubus. Creeping ache faded away in their hips and legs and they shook faster than before. Their cheeks echoed throughout playground. This wasn’t going to be a moment to forget no. This moment will forever be etched in their memory
“This moment will be nothing but a blip in the inpherno…” It was like windforce read their Thoughts.
The gyatt shakers screamed in fury, and gave it their all to Shake their bums with the power of labubus.
“L-LA…BU..BU.. LABUBU LABUBU!” Yelled the commander, the power of the mangos overpowerring his sense of thought.
“And you cant even think striaght. Heh.” Windforce cocked a brow “Whats a Labubu?”
“LA!!BUU1!!BU!!!!” The gyatt shakers howled, fur erupting from their skins and tall ears alongside Sharp teeth.
These werent the Gyatt shakers anymore, no.
They are.
The Labubu Gyatt Shakers of the Inpherno.
“T-this power! Wait!’ Windforce shielded her face as a bright light erected from the line of Gyatt shakers. The deity was nearly blown away by the sheer aura of the Shakers.
As the smoke cleare,d it gave way to the Sigma labubus, Cheeks clenced and back arched.
“Our power will blow you away fake deity!” With a single, uniform, shake windforce faltered, even if it was for a second.
“KONO BAKAS! NOW YOU’VE DONE IT!’ She gritted her teeth, finally turning around to make her move. “I’LL TEACH YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO MESS WITH A DEITY!’
Windfoce clenched her cheeks tight and slowly, gradually shook her butt in a circle. It began slow, but quickly picked up the pace. The movements gathered the wind, gradually creating a tornado. With a single twerk, the shockwaves of her cheeks sent not only the tornado backwards, but also the Labubu Gyatt shakers.
“L-LABUBU!! LABUBU!” Fingers of the Labubu gyatt shakers gnawed at the ground, their flailing legs weightless with the hull of Windforces Tornado.
“Scream all you WANT!” She twerks once more, the final blow needed for the Labubu gyatt shakers to be wisked away by the wind. The mere sound of her clapping cheeks was deafening
But as the harbors of initiated chaos were blown away, so did the boiling adrenaline in her bones. Silence settled as fast as it left when she twerked for the first time.
Windforces feet finally touch the ground, quiet breaths fill the gaps of thought as she recollected herself. Curiosity bloomed as a flyer grazed her foot. She figured it was junk that got caught up in the wind, but familiairty pulled her attention to the bright graphics.
“The... Phighting Gyatt Shaking Battles..?” Her eyes narrowed as she brought it closer. “Hosted by Dom and Valk.”
The deity scoffed and tossed it aside. “Just another mortal activity. At least the kiddos got something to do.”