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It's a gloomy day in the roblox HQ, everythings just lame and boring. The office is brightly lit and the computer is hurting my eyes.
" Gosh ,i need fresh air.. But Builderman would kill me if i ever slacked off. "
Telamon thought to himself. His cheeks resting over his knuckles like he hasn't slept in a while. He lifts his head up then looks around his office, trying to find something. Nothing seems to click so he goes back to looking at his computer trying to finish work.
"..."
He couldn't focus on it at all
"... I need to do something. Other than this."
He stood up from his chair and exited the office. Looking around the outside hall checking to see if buildermans up to check on him.
Silence as Telamon intensely searches for that fellow individual. When confirmed that he wasn't there he waltz through the hallways like he was late to a meeting. Which.. He isnt
He stops for a moment. Wait why am i rushing again.. I can just float over no need to rush!
Yeah imagine him having that slow walk in the hallway cause he's some higher up in the BrawlR world
Then he reaches the end of the hallway then exits the door, ah yes fresh air. Better than the atmosphere in the office, this is nice.. He takes a moment to enjoy it
I might as well go to the park. That's a lot better.
So he pulls out his awesome admin panel to just teleport there, nothing better than getting there quicker
As soon as he arrives there was a-
* CLASH *
There we're sounds of cheering, Punching, and bombs..? Oddly it was close by the park... Weird...
Telamon went to check it out, when he got there. There was people brawling for fun..
They seemed so into it, everyone had different items in their weaponry and they had different moves for each of them.. It wasn't perfect but it did the job of dealing damage to their opponent
Telamon was intrigued, he wanted to join in too. But he thought he couldn't because of his status. If he was seen by builderman he'd have to go back in that lame office of his.
"..."
A fella happens to walk by, wait Noob? Oh well. Noob happens to walk by and sees Telamon staring at the round before them. He pulls out a sign saying ' Hi '
Telamon notices that something moved near him and looks at the sign, then below the sign. Which he sees Noob
" Oh hey! What are you doing here? "
Noob pulls out another sign, this time it says ' BrawlR '
"... BrawlR..? What's that? "
Noob points over to the match he was just watching
" Ohh, that's what it's called... I see."
Then Noob walks over to participate in the next match. But is hesitant for a second... He thinks... He turns around behind him and signals for Telamon to come along
" Oh? You want me to come? "
Noob nods in agreement. Then Telamon follows along, bringing his trusty sword alongside him.
When they got to Brawling, they we're both opponents. Noob very much ready to fight the higher up. Telamon stances and was prepared too
The match has commenced, NOOB STARTS OFF BY RUNNING TO TELAMON AND HITTING HIM WITH A SIDE B!! And what's next.. A JAB? ANOTHER JAB? AND ANOTHER? AND THEN A NEUTRAL BLOXX? A GRAB? THEN HE THROWS HIM OFF THE STAGE JUST LIKE THAT!! What will Telamon do? Aaannnddd our beloved Admin has failed to recover.. Proceeding to lose a stock.. AND THEN NOOB COMES IN AGAIN! what will he do to Telamon this time... OH? A NEUTRAL BLOXX? A JAB? ANOTHER JAB? THEN THE SIDE B! WILL TELAMON ATTACK? Of course not he's been standing there the whole time confused. A TABLE RIGHT AT TELAMON'S FACE! WOW! What's next...OH? TELAMON'S..... HITTING HIM BACK? Oh of course he does a side b. Bruh whatever this match sucks already.. TELAMON SIDE SPAMS BRUH
The round ends with them being timed out, since it took that long for Telamon to do something.
When they exit the stage, Noob approaches the admin. Congratulating them for their first round.
" Oh! Why thank you. Though i do think i need improvements. "
Noob nods in agreement
Telamon thinks for a moment... Then a question
" How shall i improve? "
And then he says it. The iconic line ' Brawl till you fall '
Holy shit this is corny