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2025-10-22
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2025-10-22
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The Tragedy of 67 kid

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Summary:

67 kid walks into a bar

Notes:

No 67 fanfic so me and good friend made one using Instagram DMs

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Chapter 1

Chapter Text

67 kid walks into a bar and asks for a shot
Bartender asks "why the long face"
67 kid says "my mommy downed 67 pounds of crack while she was 6-7 months pregnant"
Bartender says "bartender"
67 kid says "bring me my alcohol"
Bartender says "penis"
John Lennon walks into the same bar
Bartender says "I told you not to come back here"
John Lennon says the n word and shoots 67 kid 6-7 times

The End ❤️❤️