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Obito the no rizz and small gyatt waited like a lil bitch for the jinchuuriki to win his fight and he was like at a distance and then he felt the Aura farmer rizler big thighed goth gf (HWAT DOES THAT MEAN) Odysseus of Ithaca coming.
He growled with his very scary growl of a true alpha the type that made lil omega kitty cat obito shiver in fear (insert small person with a big person next to then with THAT one anime style) uwu (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) "I heard you used Nobody on yourself? "
Obito flinched and started trembling "i-i-i" he stuttered unrealistically out cuz author doesn't know what to write holy fuck obito I'm sorry don't HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Ill make you regret it kitten" THEN Aura farming an enby's look dream goal sexy mommy I mean sir those tits are I mean good looking Madara came at his kitten's side to protect his omega damn he's sexy (I'm aroace but dammnnn) ill smash uh what I mean he growled "step away from my kitten" and Odysseus ran afraid.