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Naruto sat down next to Obito, who was nursing a cup of sake already, with an upset look he glares at the blond.
"So I take it that something happened? " he asks with a slight grin, Obito goes outside only once a month, no actual reason but the fact he hates acknowledging his existence. And needing supplies.
"Control your damn people! " he groans "especially the young adults! "
Naruto snickers at him "It happened again? Maybe it's a sign you're irresistible to people! " a giggle leaves his mouth seeing the mean glare the other threw.
"I was just minding my business, buying my damn medicine, when these bastards shove me in an alleyway and try to harass me! " he let's out a dramatically exasperated sigh.
"Harassment or getting asked out"
"No damn difference. Anyway, one of the dudes pinned me on the wall and since I'm not allowed to defend myself or else I get killed, I experienced what a French kiss is and I do not like it"
"Uh" Naruto turns Obito fully towards him "you know you're allowed to defend against harassment or threats, right? Just don't go overboard"
He blinked "you mean I couldve avoided being assaulted last month? " he looks at his cup, whispering "why didn't I asked you sooner...? "
"Give me the descriptions of everyone of these ones"
"Nah I'm gonna take my own revenge"