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ok first lets start with uhhh the main KG hosts from 2020 - 2024!!!! im gonna end up being so cruel to alot of these characters...
Monowariai - .. oh boy , since she's my wife i would give her the world , and also a new gun... she deserves it after all shes been through , not to kill herself though I don't need reminders of canon
Mononeko - Pizza making set... thats it.. maybe a whole book of the FNAF lore, he's a william afton idolizer so that could also work
Ingo - AN ALCOHOL SUBSCRIPTION BOX TRUST ME ON THIS.. or like 50 scratch cards and see if he'll win with those insane odds.. he's a gambler so its okay
Lapis - paracetamol... he can KILL HIMSELF for all i care.. I HATTTTEE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Modern Day KG hosts now...
Rowan - straight up just monowariai . Just her.. okay..? Okay..
Host - trademark for the colour pink because honestly she owns it
Mutt - a will to live and also a restraining order against kaspur bro that "relationship" isn't working out trust me
Eden - A driving license!!!!!! and meds!!!!!!!!
cough cough important side characters or smth idek anymore moski is very important i lav u adam /p
Vincent - a sleep schedule written down on a calendar or fucking notes app bro signed BY INGO.
Lottie - Mezzo piano... she deserves the world too tbh...
Blair - ethereal fucking church... give her a damn church please just this once
Kaspur - REHAB. EXECUTION. HANGING. ANYTHING THAT WILL FUCKING KILL IT PLEASEEE
Malice - also rehab , but he doesn't need to die i don't think..... and maybe couple therapy
Moski - Weekly therapy sessions that are free... okay?
Creator - life sentence.
Citrus - lesson on looking both ways
The Garden Of Time Staff / Lab rat..
Tempest - clocks... he loves clocks, grandfather clocks, pocket watches... anything clock related
Doll - Eden's clihh....
Cherisse - also Eden's clihh
Ebony - anti-bullying advertisement that you'd probably see in school assemblys