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Apple White created a group chat.

Apple White added Raven Queen, Lizzie Hearts, Briar Beauty, and 9 more users.

Apple White named this group chat "The Minority!"

Apple White: Hello everyone! I've decided to make this group chat to we can all stay communicative and converse!

Raven Queen: Apple why did you name the group chat "The minority"??

Briar Beauty: Dont forget the "!" at the end lmao

Apple White: Because we're all gay! Or was I wrong?🤔 

Raven Queen: I mean...yeah im Bi but idk about everyone else..

Blondie Lockes: I can confirm everyone here is gay! Spot on Apple!

Daring Charming: ?

Daring Charming: I'm not gay. I only love Rosabella! But I support all of you nonetheless!😊🌈

Rosabella Beauty: Aw, don't worry babe we know <3

Briar Beauty: Oh right daring is our token straight boy LMAO

Apple White: Yes I do know your preferences are women daring! I just wanted to include everyone either way!

Briar Beauty: Wait Apply you do you know we arent the only gay ppl at Ever After right?

Raven Queen: Or everyone in general..

Apple White: Oh. Yes, I do know that. I just don't have their numbers..

Rosabella Beauty: Suree..🤨

Rosabella Beauty: Babe add your siblings. They're gay aren't they?

Daring Charming: Right away my love! Dexter is Bi, but darling is into girls!

Briar Beauty: @Apple White

Apple White: Yes, I can read Briar. 😐

Briar Beauty: Just making sure 😘

Daring Charming added Darling Charming and Dexter Charming to "The Minority!"

Darling Charming: "The minority" is a hella of a name. What minority could you possible be daring tf??

Dexter Charming: Uh yeah. What is this group chat? and why were we added?

Rosabella Beauty: Apple made a group chat for all the gay people in ever after

Raven Queen: As bi people we were naturally added babe

Dexter Charming: Oh I see. Well since you're here I'll stay :)

Darling Charming: If this is a gay only +daring group chat can I add more people? @Apple White

Apple White: Yes, of course! The more the better!

Darling Charming added Faybelle Thorn, Ramona Badwolf, Kitty Cheshire, Farrah Goodfairy, and C.A. Cupid to "The Minority!"

Faybelle Thorn: Wtf hello??

Kitty Cheshire: Why are we in a new group chat darling we already have one??

Ramona Badwolf: another group with fagbelle in it wtf darling

Farrah Goodfairy: Can we just kick her out this time?

C.A. Cupid: I 100% support this idea

Faybelle Thorn: I SAID ONE WORD AND EVERYONE IS ALREADY AFTER ME WTF??

Kitty Cheshire: Technically it was more than one word

Ramona Badwolf: Two words fagbelle

Ramona Badwolf: Dumbass cant even count

Kitty Cheshire: LMAOO

Faybelle Thorn: CAN YOU STOP??

Apple White: Okay guys, can we stop bullying faybelle?

Faybelle Thorn: THANK YOU APPLE

Briar Beauty: In case you were wondering tihs group chat was made by Apple for the minorty

Apple White: Minority* But yes! Is it safe to assume you are all gay?

C.A. Cupid: I speak for everyone, 100%

Faybelle Thorn: assuming im straight is a full offence btw

Farrah GoodFairy: Girls!!<3🌈😽

Darling Charming: Im THE lesbian charming

Kitty Cheshire: I wanna kiss a kitty and tell her shes so pretty

C.A. Cupid: I bet she's silky smooth, and she got attitude

Lizzie Hearts: I wanna, wanna kiss a, kiss a, kiss a kitty

Rosabella Beauty: Now this could mean two things..

Briar Beauty: 3 things actually

Blondie Lockes: A kitty? or THE kitty? 🤔

Briar Beauty: or that PUSSY😝

Apple White: Well technically, pussy could mean cat, kitty because she's a cat, or well... you know.

Blondie Lockes: hexactly Apple! Now we want to know the answer Lizzie

Kitty Cheshire: ...

Kitty Cheshire: Im sure she meant the song guys

Faybelle Thorn: She types as tears run down her face😔

Ramona Badwolf: LMAOOOO

Darling Charming: HAHAHA

C.A. Cupid: LMFAOO

Kitty Cheshire: STOP KYS ALL OF YOU

Lizzie Hearts: I meant the song obviously.

Kitty Cheshire: SEE?

Faybelle Thorn: She types as she crys in her sleep😫

Kitty Cheshire: DIE FAG

Blondie Lockes: Now why did that take you awhile to type @Lizzie Hearts?

Briar Beauty: She probably panicked on what to say

Lizzie Hearts: I did not. I was just busy. 

Lizzie Hearts: Something you lot can't relate to.

Lizzie Hearts: Seeing as you guys have been chatting up a storm for an hour now.

Faybelle Thorn: Did she just tell us we have no life

Ramona Badwolf: Wtf i think she did

Darling Charming: I think we legally owe her money now...

Lizzie Hearts: Now if you hexuse me I'll get back to my work.

Apple White: Guys! you scared her away!

Blondie Lockes: Whoops! Haha, she'll be okay

Briar Beauty: Lmao yweah, just look in the other gc apple

Pretty girls rise up!💘👑

Nonchalant Queen: CAN YOU GUYS NOT??

Nonchalant Queen: FUCK YOU BLONDIE

dumb AND blind blonde: Sorry not sorry liz!

Needs to be cracked by a certain knight: You had it in the bag Lizzie...

Evil? a fairy? short? sign me up!: Yeha Liz wtf

Evil? a fairy? short? sign me up!: Not even Apple would do that

Needs to be cracked by a certain knight: Kindly Shut up bri!🤗

Nonchalant Queen: Kitty is too dumb to notice it anyway

Evil? a fairy? short? sign me up!: She defo panicked tho

dumb AND blind blonde: She'll probably think about this for a week..

Nonchalant Queen: So she'll be thinking of me all week? hexactly what I want. I still win🤗

Needs to be cracked by a certain knight: There should be fault in that but real..

Evil? a fairy? short? sign me up!: Oh you got that girl

The Minority!

Darling Charming: Can we get a L in the chat for the pussy cat over here who just got murdered

Ramona Badwolf: L

Faybelle Thorn: L

C.A. Cupid: L

Farrah GoodFairy: L

Rosabella Beauty: L

Daring Charming: I don't know what it means but L!

Dexter Charming: L

Raven Queen: L

Apple White: L

Briar Beauty: L

Blondie Lockes: L!

Kitty Cheshire: I GET IT DAMMIT

Kitty Cheshire: ALL OF YOU GO DIE

Ashlynn Ella: Hello everyone! Sorry I'm late!

Apple White: Hello Ashlynn! No worries! Welcome!

Dexter Charming: she didnt greet us like that @Darling Charming

Darling Charming:😔

Ashlynn Ella: "The minority!" Intresting name Apple. Who else is here? 

Ashlynn Ella: Besides the obvious people

Faybelle Thorn: wdym by that🤨

Ashlynn Ella: The obvious like Apple herself, Briar, Lizzie, Blondie, Crystal, Justine, Darling, you

Faybelle Thorn: Damn you're good tf

Ashlynn Ella: No, it's just you are all obvious, hence why i said obvious people

Apple White: There's also Cupid, Raven, Dexter, Rosabella, Kitty, Farrah, and Daring!

Ashlynn Ella: None of those surprise me, but Daring?

Briar Beauty: Hes our token straight boy

Ashlynn Ella: Oh I see. Speaking of boy can I add my boyfriend?

Faybelle Thorn: Is he even gay?

Ramona Badwolf: Or bi or pan or whatever

Apple White: Yes, Of course!

Ashlynn Ella added Hunter Huntsmen to "The minority!"

Hunter Huntsmen: Hello? Ash why did you add me here?

Faybelle Thorn: Are you a homo hunter?🤔

Hunter Huntsmen: What

Ashlynn Ella: He's Bi

Apple White: Welcome!

Dexter Charming: She greets everyone new except you btw @Darling Charming

Ramona Badwolf: LMAOOO

Kitty Cheshire: Now me personally...

Darling Charming: SHUT UP YOU ARE LITERALLY FRIENDZONED PUSSY

Darling Charming: AND STFU DEX

Hunter Huntsmen: I love this already

Hunter Huntsmen: Can I add more ppl? i Know a few homos

Apple White: Yup! Go for it!

Hunter Huntsmen added Sparrow Hood, Cerise Hood, and Madeline Hatter to "The minority!"

Sparrow Hood added Duchess Swan to "The minority!"

Darling Charming: Just added everyone else atp

Raven Queen added Cedar Wood, Poppy O'hair, Holly O'hair to "The minority!"

Duchess Swan: Wtf is this

Duchess Swan: Why did you add me sparrow

Sparrow Hood: Cuz your my soul sister🥺

Duchess Swan: Ew wtf

Cedar Wood: Hello everyone!

Cerise Hood: "The minority!" What does that mean

Ramona Badwolf: it means ur a fag 

Cerise Hood: It's no surprising your here then flea bag

Ramona Badwolf: Kys dumbass

Cerise Hood: No you do it first assface

Ramona Badwolf: fight me ho

Cedar Wood: Guys! please dont fight! 😥

Cerise Hood: haha fight? who said fight? we were just playing around cedar dont worry!

Cedar Wood: Oh thats good then!

Faybelle Thorn: WHIPPED

Ramona Badwolf: you cant speak fagbelle🙄

Faybelle Thorn: IM ON YOUR SIDE TF??

Ramona Badwolf: And?

Faybelle Thorn: KILL YOURSELF.

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"The Minority!"

5AM, Monday

Pussy cat with glasses: Why is this chat so dead

Pussy cat with glasses: It was so alive on friday wtf

Prince(ss) charming: Why are you awake and typing in said dead group chat?

Pussy cat with glasses: Because i have free will, y are u awake at 5AM

Pussy cat with glasses: Also who changed our nicknames wtf?

Pussy cat with glasses: I DONT WEAR GLASSES??

Mad in the head: I did!

Mad in the head: and yes you do kitty! i see them on your nightstand :3!

Prince(ss) charming: L Exposed

Prince(ss) charming: to answer your question tho im currently training

Alpha wolf: Darling u look like youre about to pass out lol

Prince(ss) charming: Am not and how do you know wtf

Prince(ss) charming: I DONT SEE YOU HELLO??

Sigma: Shes near that big ass tree

Prince(ss) charming: WHO ARE YOU AND ARE YOU WATCHING ME TOO??

Alpha wolf: Since when were u here ugly hood

Sigma: Same time as you mutt🙄

Prince(ss) charming: STOP IGNORING ME

Pussy cat with glasses: Maybe youre hallucinating darling

Mad in the head: Yeah darling! Sometimes I hear voices too! It's best to ignore them..

Mad in the head: Especially when they start telling you murder people...😥 

Sigma: ...

Alpha wolf: ...

Pussy cat with glasses: Go to sleep mads

Mad in the head: No can do! It's tea time!

The gayest of them all!: Is darling okay?

Pussy cat with glasses: Good morning to you too apple🙄

The gayest of them all!: Yes, good morning cerise! Now, is darling okay?

Alpha wolf: LMAOOO

Pussy cat with glasses: IM KITTY NOT THAT GRR BARK BARK

Sigma: DIE SHITBAG??

Sigma: ALSO APPLE KYS

The gayest of them all!: IS DARLING OKAY?

Prince(ss) charming: Im okay apple

Prince(ss) charming: Thanks for worrying tho <3

Prince(ss) charming: I found the two mutts spying on me 😤

Alpha wolf: Yeah after going crazy lmao

Sigma: It was pretty funny LOL

Prince(ss) charming: kys

The gayest of them all!: Oh I see! Alright then, I'll get back to my morning routine!

Its not a phase mom: Mind you she stopped after I told her darling is out in the forest

Pussy cat with glasses: A true gay at heart

Alpha wolf: mother of all gays

Sigma: Inspirational

The gayest of them all!: Now Raven, we were taught not to lie in princessology! It's not very princess like!

Its not a phase mom: The kettle calling the pot black🙄

Alpha wolf: HAHAHA

Sigma: LMAO

Pussy cat with glasses: get called out you fag

Its not a phase mom: She turned off her mirrorphone and is actually going back to brushing her hair

Alpha wolf: Thats real talent

Pussy cat with glasses: Where's darling in all of this wtf

Sigma: Wait actually yeah shes not here anymore tf

Sigma: How did she leave without me noticing??

Alpha wolf: u just suck

Alpha wolf: I noticed her leave a while ago idiot

Pussy cat with glasses: No you didnt she literaly told us in the other gc you liar

Pussy cat with glasses: We were taught not to lie in princessology ramona🙄

Pussy cat with glasses: ur gonna fail😔

Alpha wolf: SHUT UP KITTY DONT RUIN MY MOMENT

Alpha wolf: WE DONT EVEN TAKE PRINCESSOLOGY YOU CUNT KYS

Its not a phase mom: ur gonna fail alongside apple for being liars😕

Sigma: LMAOOO

Pussy cat with glasses: HAHAAHA

"Pretty and a princess? HOT🤤🤤"

Apple’s REAL knight: HELP

Apple’s REAL knight: CODE RED YOU FAGS

Apple’s REAL knight: WAKE UP

Apple’s REAL knight: @Everyone

Apple’s REAL knight: @Everyone

Whipped and a simp: SHUT THE FUCK UP OMFG

Whipped and a simp: I NEED TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP YOU FAG

Live, Love, Girls!!: Clearly it hasn't worked out huh..

Whipped and a simp: KILL YOURSELF

Live, Love, Girls!!: Anyway, darling what's up? What happened?

*nuzzles you cutely*: Apple happened

Justine holds my leash: Youre so useless darling🙄

HOPELESS romantic: Shut the fuck up you literally walked into a locker when Justine waved at you

Justine holds my leash: This isnt about me rn is it?

Whipped and a simp: DARLING SPEAK ALREADY WHAT DO YOU WANT

Apple’s REAL knight: APPLE WAS WORRIED ABOUT ME

Whipped and a simp: you gotta be fucking kidding me

Whipped and a simp: YOU WOKE ME UP BECAUSE OF THAT

Apple’s REAL knight: STFU YOU WISH YOU COULD RELATE

*nuzzles you cutely*: Briar literally laughed when you got in trouble with baba yaga pulled you by the ear

Whipped and a simp: KYS SHE FOUND IT FUNNY

Justine holds my leash: She laughed at you not with you bro

Live, Love, Girls!!: Ouch

HOPELESS romantic: Skill issue fr

Whipped and a simp: ALL OF YOU GO DIE

Apple’s REAL knight: AHHH SHES SO PERFECT, MAGESTIC, PRETTY AND CHARMING

Justine holds my leash:  Charming? thats your job buddy

HOPELESS romantic: Anywho what happened next im too lazy to read the gc rn

Live, Love, Girls!!: same😓

*nuzzles you cutely*: Well apple left to go back to brushing her hair

Whipped and a simp: Thats fucking gay wtf

Justine holds my leash:  Wait darling where did you go tf?

Apple’s REAL knight: I left

Apple’s REAL knight: How could i go back to training after that?

*nuzzles you cutely*: So real

HOPELESS romantic: Understandable

Live, Love, Girls!!: would've done the same unfortunately..

Whipped and a simp:  SIGH

Apple’s REAL knight: Yall think she's thinking about me rn?

Whipped and a simp:  Go ask raven you asshole

Justine holds my leash: Jealousy is an ugly emotion btw

Whipped and a simp: I HATE ALL OF YOU GOODNIGHT

*nuzzles you cutely*: Class starts in an hour :3

Whipped and a simp: AHHHHHH

"The Minority!"

7:30AM, Monday

The gayest of them all!: Good morning everyone! I hope you all had the fairest of dreams!

The gayest of them all!: I would just like to kindly remind everyone classes start in half an hour!

If the shoe fits: Good morning apple, I'm pretty sure we're all up and ready

Nap time is all the time: Kinda late on the good morning text tho babe everything ok?

The gayest of them all!: That's great to hear Ashlynn!

The gayest of them all!: Oh yes, Briar! I'm royally perfect! I was just a little late due to my morning routine that's all!

Nap time is all the time: Oh ok im too lazy to read up but i trust you anyway

Its not a phase mom: lol

The gayest of them all!: Raven! Before you type anything, class starts soon, you should probably leave the dorm by now! We don't want to be late, right?

Pansexual Queen: In other words "Shut the fuck up and dont say anything"

Its not a phase mom: I WASNT EVEN GOING TO SAY ANYTHING

The gayest of them all!: Raven.🤗

Its not a phase mom: YES OKAY IM LEAVING

Nap time is all the time: u scare me somtimes Apple its kinda hot

If the shoe fits: I kinda admire it ngl

Pansexual Queen: same

Fagbelle: I hate gay people

Nap time is all the time: Good morning to you too

Alpha wolf: who pissed in your cereal thing morning

If the shoe fits: We don't tolerate homophobia Faybelle🙅‍♀️

Pussy cat with glasses: Is this the part where you die?

Pansexual Queen: Morning ruined

The gayest of them all!: Class is starting soon! See you all there! Bye!

Fagbelle: WHAT THE FUCK

Fagbelle:: WHY EVERYTIME I SPEAK HERE I GET FLAMMED

Fagbelle: This is some type of discrimination I just cant prove it...

Fagbelle:

Fagbelle: ALSO 

Fagbelle: Good morning Briar :3

Pussy cat with glasses: I fear Apple's crown of gayest of them all is tilting...

Alpha wolf: between faybelle and apple whos the gayest of them all?

Pansexual Queen: 😬 tough choice...

If the shoe fits: Hm..Well their only difference is Apple is more composed about it and knows how to manipulate things her way..

Nap time is all the time: A person i aspire to be fr

Alpha wolf: Meanwhile fagbelle over here gets rekt with everything she says

Pussy cat with glasses: either way I vote apple cuz fuck fagbelle

Alpha wolf: same

If the shoe fits: I also vote apple!

Nap time is all the time: Her crown cant be moved

Fagbelle: I DESPISE you all.

Pansexual Queen: Anyway! Class starts in 5 minutes people

Pansexual Queen: Better get offline before Apple gets mad

Nap time is all the time: Kk ash wya

If the shoe fits: Im in the castleteria with hunter

Nap time is all the time: comingg

Fagbelle: ...

Pussy cat with glasses: Jealously is an ugly emotion

Fagbelle: CAN YOU STOP

Alpha wolf: LMAOO

Nap time is all the time: ??

"Two peas in a pod"

8AM, Monday

Gay asf: Hi, Raven!

Gay asf: I'm sorry for being so mean to you and kicking out of the dorm like that...

Bi asf: Woah apple white hexting during class time?

Bi asf: Dw about it I didnt mind lol

Bi asf: But um..I saw you looking more down than usual this morning

Bi asf: everything ok?

Gay asf: Sucks you're my roommate AND one of my best friends..

Gay asf: Well..my mom hexted me last night.

Bi asf: Oh no...thats never good.

Gay asf: She found out Daring isn't my true charming.

Bi asf: Oh fuck

Gay asf: She got really mad I hid it from her too.

Gay asf: Then she started spewing off on how her image was going to ruined.

Bi asf: Fucking bitch wtf

Gay asf: Yeah... and now she's desperately trying to find a solution. 

Gay asf: And I'm worried on what she could come up with.

Bi asf: Hm..

Bi asf: You wanna go get boba after class? We can talk more in person there.

Gay asf: I don't know Raven...My mom might come visit soon and I have to watch my figure...

Bi asf: Just this one time okay? Just to make you feel better.

Gay asf: Oh okay.. one wouldn't hurt.

Bi asf: hexactly!

Bi asf: Rumiltksisnsins is looking at me i gtg

Bi asf: ttyl love you <3

Bi asf: Bye Raven! Thanks for listening! Love you too! <3

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Pretty and a princess? HOT🤤🤤

9AM, Monday

Apple's REAL knight: Hey has anyone noticed Apple looks a bit sad today?

HOPELESS romantic: Hmm..not really. She looks the same to me.

Whipped and a simp: If darling says theres something wrong with apple then it must be true

Justine holds my leash: First smart thing youve ever said fagbelle

Whipped and a simp: DID I DO SOMETHING CUZ WHY THE FUCK AM I BEING SO ATTACKED TODAY

Live, Love, Girls!!: You probably cursed yourself.

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Sounds like something she would do

Whipped and a simp: SHUT UP YOUR MAGIC HAS A DEADLINE

Live, Love, Girls!!: AT LEAST ITS GOOD MAGIC FAG

Apple's REAL knight: Why do our convos always end up in fights😓

HOPELESS romantic: Its destiny atp

Live, Love, Girls!!: Please censor that word

Whipped and a simp: TW for the word des***y you inconsiderate whore

Justine holds my leash: Fagbelle has alergic reactions to the word des***y cupid

HOPELESS romantic: My bad

*Nuzzles you cutely*:  Damn fagbelle you're gay, short, blind, and allergic to the word des***y

*Nuzzles you cutely*: You're also ugly, dumb

Whipped and a simp: WHAT IS YOUR POINT HERE YOU PRICK

Whipped and a simp: YOURE ALSO SHORT BTW AND A FAG

HOPELESS romantic: Kitty looks cute short, you on the other hand look deformed.

Live, Love, Girls!!: She didn't deny the claims...

*Nuzzles you cutely*:  My point is pick a struggle fagbelle😕

Whipped and a simp: I HATE THIS FUCKING FAMILY

Apple's REAL knight: OKAY FAGGOTS CAN WE GET BACK TO APPLE.

Apple's REAL knight:  SHE LOOKS SAD AND IT MAKES ME SAD.

Justine holds my leash: Why dont you just idk...hext her?

HOPELESS romantic: Yeah, Darling there's like a very easy solution to this.

Apple's REAL knight: ITS NOT THAT EASY

Apple's REAL knight: She probably has like soo many messages pending...

Apple's REAL knight: I doubt she would read mine

*Nuzzles you cutely*: skill issue

Apple's REAL knight: Shut the fuck up pussy not all of us are childhood friends with our crush😒

Live, Love, Girls!!: Kitty has it the easiest and yet she's struggling😔

Justine holds my leash: Yeah wtf kitty

HOPELESS romantic:  They're childhood friends, they have a common friend group, come from the same place

HOPELESS romantic: This is the greed they write curses about😠

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Okay woah why are you guys attacking me now tf

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Cupid you are literally roommates with blondie

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Darling kissed Apple and it woke her up so shes her true love and theres no denying it

*Nuzzles you cutely*: and the rest of you...

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Ya'll are cooked actually

Whipped and a simp: Die

Justine holds my leash: Kys road kill

Live, Love, Girls!!: Wait, question...

Live, Love, Girls!!: Darling does Apple know you were the one to wake her up?

Apple's REAL knight: ...

Apple's REAL knight: No...

HOPELESS romantic: Nvm we should attack you now fag

Whipped and a simp: DARLING WHAT THE FUCK

Justine holds my leash: WHY DARLING??

Live, Love, Girls!!: NO WONDER YOU'RE NOT DATING YET

*Nuzzles you cutely*: THATS INSANE

Apple's REAL knight: LISTEN

Apple's REAL knight: LISTEN

Apple's REAL knight: I HAVE A GOOD AND REASONABLE EXCUSE OK

Live, Love, Girls!!: This better be good or I swear I WILL find you darling.

*Nuzzles you cutely*: HELP FARRAH??

Justine holds my leash: LMAOOO

Whipped and a simp: HAHAHA

HOPELESS romantic: Couldn't have said it better myself.

Apple's REAL knight: There's 0 chance Apple could possible like me.

Apple's REAL knight: Honestly I think she still likes Raven..

Apple's REAL knight: I mean they're always together and stuff..

HOPELESS romantic: But didn't they date for only a month and break up after??

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Lizzie told me its cuz they worked better as friends or some shit like that

Whipped and a simp: I mean I kinda understand

Whipped and a simp: It's like if Briar dated Ashlynn and broke off i would think the same ngl

Justine holds my leash: Yeah nvm darling i get your point

Apple's REAL knight: STOP YOU GUYS ARENT SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME TF??

Apple's REAL knight: AHHHHH

HOPELESS romantic: Yeah we're all so fucking cooked🥹

"The Minority!"

12PM, Monday

sista is that ur real hair?: okay what about...

sista is that ur real hair?: Elsa.

Ugly ginger: Smash.

Pansexual Queen: She's actually so fine

Nap time is all the time: ONG OMGGG

Ice Queen: Can we NOT talk about my aunt like this.

Nap time is all the time: but shes so fineee crystalll

Ice Queen: CAN WE NOT.

Fagbelle: Yeah let's talk about ME instead

Fagbelle: Anyone have the homework for the fucking midget's class

sista is that ur real hair?: Yeah but ain't no way im passing to you fagbelle

Fagbelle: Okay kys didnt ask

Dykechess: You literally did idiot.

Fagbelle: We get it your gay and like poppy🙄

Dykechess: I DONT FIRST OF ALL AND YOU LITERALLY DID ASK

Prince(ss) charming: Why are Ramona and Cerise duking it out in the middle of the castleteria??

sista is that ur real hair?: HELP WHAT

Fagbelle: LMAOO FR? WAIT LET ME SEE

Nap time is all the time: HELP LMFAOOO SPARROW IS GETTING HIS ASS BEAT TOO HAHA

Dykechess: What the fuck did that idiot do omfg🤦‍♀️

Prince(ss) charming: He tried to stop the fight HAHAA

Fagbelle: THEYRE GANGING UP ON HIM LMAOO

sista is that ur real hair?: Where is Apple in all of this??😭😭

Nap time is all the time: Raven took her out to go get boba or smth like that

Prince(ss) charming: Oh.

Fagbelle: negative aura darling

Dykechess: Is sparrow alive?

Nap time is all the time: ye cedar stepped in and Cerise folded so fast

Nap time is all the time: Ramona started making fun of her and then Justine showed up smiled and dipped

Fagbelle: safe to say ramona folded too😒

Nap time is all the time: Where are u fay lets go get boba i want it now

Fagbelle: ??

Fagbelle: ME??

Nap time is all the time: who else is named faybelle😭

Fagbelle: OH

Fagbelle: OH OKAY YEAH SURE

Fagbelle: COMMIGN

Dykechess: Gay

sista is that ur real hair?: Extremely gay

Sigma: It made me hate gay ppl

Pansexual Queen: Oh hey cerise, how come you and ramona fought??

Sigma: That piece of shit made me drop my steak.

Alpha wolf: IT WAS ON ACCIDENT HELLO?

Alpha wolf: YOURE OVERREACTING IDIOT

Sigma: When you fall asleep you better watch out.

sista is that ur real hair?: HELPP

Dykechess: Grimm..

Pansexual Queen: Never get in the way of cerise and her steak..😭

sista is that ur real hair?: Noted boss📝✍️

Precious baby <3: Cerise please don't threaten Ramona! :d

Precious baby <3: I'm positive she didn't mean to!

Precious baby <3: If you want we can go get you more steak! :)

sista is that ur real hair?: Oh that's pure

Alpha wolf: What the fuck💔

Sigma: Okay, yeah let's go

Precious baby <3: :D!

Pansexual Queen: awww

sista is that ur real hair?: How to calm down a feral cerise📝✍️

Prince(ss) charming: Get me a girl like that plzz🙏

Dykechess: where did you even go

Pussy cat with glasses: She was tweaking out

Pussy cat with glasses: The state i found her in btw

Pussy cat with glasses:

Alpha wolf: LMAOOO

Dykechess: HAHAHHA

sista is that ur real hair?: HELPP

Pansexual Queen: HAHAHA

Prince(ss) charming: SHUT UPP

Chapter Text

"The Minority!"

6PM, Monday

Fagbelle: So guys i still need pipsqueak's homework btw

Dykechess: So fagbelle we don't care btw

Alpha wolf: Friendly fire huh fagbelle?

Pussy cat with glasses: I didnt even do it either or have it actually

Fagbelle: Useless ass

Fagbelle: also ramona KYS

Off with your head!: I'll send you what's for thronework Kitty.

Off with your head!: JUST what's for thronework. Not the answers.

Pussy cat with glasses: 😿

Off with your head!: My door is open if you need any help though.

Pussy cat with glasses: 😸

Fagbelle: Can you send me the thronework too 😿

Off with your head!: No, go die.

Fagbelle: The favoritism is insane wtf

Dykechess: Great now kitty is coming to our dorm 😒

Fagbelle: Duchess ur homophobia is showing 😬

Dykechess: Only to you fatass.

Dykechess: Kitty and Lizzie are an insufferable duo.

Dykechess: THEY FORGET IM HERE

Dykechess: DISGUSTING FAGS

she doesnt even go here!: Not as much as you and Poppy i fear...

Pansexual Queen: Truer words have never been spoken

Dykechess: WHY IS YOUR FIRST WORDS HERE A JAB TO ME??

Dykechess: WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO? GOODMORNING?

Fagbelle: W holly

Alpha wolf: First sentence here and its peak??

Fagbelle: Its afternoon actually btw

Pussy cat with glasses: Uhm! Actually☝️🤓

Fagbelle: GO BACK TO YOUR GF FAG

Pussy cat with glasses: SHES NOT MY GF

she doesnt even go here!: You all are just as worse

Fagbelle: L Holly

Alpha wolf: kill yourself

she doesnt even go here!: You guys sure do fight a lot..

she doesnt even go here!: I'm surprised Apple isn't here to calm you all down.

she doesnt even go here!: Where is she anyway?

Pansexual Queen: No idea ask darling @Prince(ss) charming

Prince(ss) charming: I dont know, probably with raven like she always is

Pussy cat with glasses: Sounds like jealousy to me btw 🤔

Love guru: I'm the next love God and I can confirm this statement.

Fagbelle: You cant go against the future love god

Alpha wolf: Its fate

Prince(ss) charming: IM NOT JEALOUS TF

she doesnt even go here!: Right...

Pansexual Queen: Sure.. yet your face says otherwise 🧐

Dykechess: Already getting defensive darling

Prince(ss) charming: YALL ARE ANNOYING

Love guru: The truth hurts unfortunately.

Fagbelle: Darling being in denial aside guess who just entered detention

Prince(ss) charming: Die

Dykechess: How are you in detention again?? you literally JUST got out

Pussy cat with glasses: Its faybelle

Alpha wolf: Her presence is enough to get her into detention

Fagbelle: Im just that good😎

The gayest of them all!: Faybelle! That's not something to be proud of!

Fagbelle: 😝

Fagbelle: Wait oh hi apple @Prince(ss) charming

Prince(ss) charming: IM STILL HERE ASSFACE

The gayest of them all!: Hello Faybelle!

she doesnt even go here!: Are you in your dorm Apple? Or still out with Raven?

Pussy cat with glasses: Darling rn

Pussy cat with glasses:

Alpha wolf: HAHAHAHA

Fagbelle: LMAOO

Dykechess: HAHAHA

Pansexual Queen: HAHHAHA

Prince(ss) charming: IM NOT EVEN SAYING ANYTHING

The gayest of them all!: We're walking back to the dorms now! I just happened to check my mirrorphone and saw a bunch of notifications from this chat.

The gayest of them all!: I'm glad my idea was of good use!

Its not a phase mom: Ehh sure sweetie.

Fagbelle: Someone go check on darling

Alpha wolf: 5 bucks shes banging her head on the wall

Love guru: 10 bucks she's drinking her sorrows away

Pussy cat with glasses: 20 bucks shes cursing out raven rn

Its not a phase mom: 30 bucks you all are crazy cuz im literally dating dexter 😭

Pansexual Queen: 50 bucks she's crying tears of frustration and jealousy on her bed

The gayest of them all!: I don't understand what we're talking about..

Prince(ss) charming: 100 BUCKS FOR YOU ALL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

The gayest of them all!: Oh..

Alpha wolf: Oh wow darling

Pussy cat with glasses: L darling

Fagbelle: Low blow darling

Love guru: 😬😬

Pansexual Queen: What a charming you are..😬

she doesnt even go here!: You all just love to pray on her downfall

Fagbelle: If we cant be happy she cant either 🤬

Prince(ss) charming: NO WAIT

Prince(ss) charming: NOT YOU APPLE

Prince(ss) charming: JUST THESE IDIOTS

The gayest of them all!: No, it's okay darling. I understand..

Prince(ss) charming: AHHHH

Token straight himbo: Hello fellow classmates! And my love, Rosabella!

Pansexual Queen: Hi babe! 🥰

Token straight himbo: I would just like to inquire about any recent situation that affected Darling!

Token straight himbo: She's uh...not well. 😁

Pussy cat with glasses: Is she like this?

Pussy cat with glasses:

Token straight himbo: Exactly!

Pansexual Queen: LMAOOO

Fagbelle: HAAHHAHA

Alpha wolf: LMFAOOO

Prince(ss) charming: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE THINGS FROM

Pretty girls rise up!💘👑

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!:  Apple ive just backread on the gc

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: Girl what are you doing😭

needs to be cracked by a certain knight: Hm? What everafter could you mean? I'm not doing anything.

dumb AND blind blonde: You're an inspiration Apple🥹

Nonchalant Queen: She's playing with Darling obviously.

needs to be cracked by a certain knight: 😊

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: OHHH OK GIRL I SEE YOU😍😍

Omega: Hi girls!

Omega: I haven't read anything on the new gc can yall catch me up?

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: Girl where have u been tf

Nonchalant Queen: I haven't been on it much either.

Nonchalant Queen: But kitty is telling me what's happening.

dumb AND blind blonde: OH? 

needs to be cracked by a certain knight: Look at you 😯

Omega: Ive been really busy these past few days..😓

Omega: But i should be free now or well more free lol

needs to be cracked by a certain knight: That's great to hear Justine!

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: Liz ur gf is a menace

Nonchalant Queen: She's cute isn't she?

Omega: context plz😓

dumb AND blind blonde: I got you Justine!

dumb AND blind blonde: Currently, Darling is freaking out about how she "told" Apple to shut up and the rest (aka faybelle, ramona, kitty, and cupid) are making it worse!

Omega: Hm, sounds about right

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: You should probably do something apple

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: If not your knight will go kaboom

dumb AND blind blonde: Oh! and kitty is sending memes (that are quite funny might I add), it's why bri said and I quote "Liz your gf is a menace".

Omega: Thank you blondie❤️

needs to be cracked by a certain knight: Aww.. But she's so cute trying to explain herself 😔

Nonchalant Queen: Right?

let me leave: You both are cruel.

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: Omg look who it is🤩

let me leave: Kys asshat.

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: Felt the chilliness through my phone

needs to be cracked by a certain knight: Before I step in, Lizzie can you go through Kitty's phone and tell me what Darling is saying in their own groupchat?

Nonchalant Queen: If I do that won't she get suspicious?

needs to be cracked by a certain knight: You're smart, distract her and you'll be okay! ☺️

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: Just give her a kiss on the cheek

dumb AND blind blonde: Mhm!

let me leave: Tell me why again you guys are determined to act clueless and stupid.

Omega: Because it's funnier🤩

dumb AND blind blonde: It gives cute results!

needs to be cracked by a certain knight: Because I will not let myself fold first.

Nonchalant Queen: A princess will not stoop that low.

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: all of the above

let me leave: Grimm.

let me leave: Aren't you guys worried they'll be taken away?

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: Haha! You're funny Crystal!

needs to be cracked by a certain knight: I'm the fairest of them all! There's a lot I can get away with!

Nonchalant Queen: ^

Omega: W Apple

dumb AND blind blonde: 🙂‍↕️

Nonchalant Queen: By the way Apple, here is what darling said

"Pretty and a princess?HOT🤤🤤"

Apple's REAL knight: CAN YOU GUYS STOP PLEASEE

Whipped and a simp: No

Justine holds my leash: Hell no

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Nuh uh :3

HOPELESS romantic: Haha. No.

Apple's REAL knight: YOU GUYS SUCKKKK

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Actually nvm yeah lets stop Apple stopped responding

Justine holds my leash: Damn Darling

Whipped and a simp: You hurt her feelings so bad she went offline😔

HOPELESS romantic: Not even fagbelle btw

Whipped and a simp: THE TARGET IS DARLING NOT ME OKAY

Apple's REAL knight: Wait you guys really think she got hurt over that?

Whipped and a simp: Yep

Justine holds my leash: 100%

*Nuzzles you cutely*: She probably hates you now

Apple's REAL knight: ...

HOPELESS romantic: Don't mind them, they're stupid🤦‍♀️

HOPELESS romantic: Of course she wasn't offended, its Apple for grimm sake

HOPELESS romantic: She's not that gullible

Apple's REAL knight: Yeah that's true...

Whipped and a simp: Kys cupid

Justine holds my leash: We want darling to suffer

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Btw fagbelle didnt you go get boba with briar earlier tdy??

HOPELESS romantic: Oh yeah howd that go?

Justine holds my leash: I hope you fucked it up 🙏

Whipped and a simp: First of all thank u kitty for noticing and fuck you ramona

Whipped and a simp: It went uhh good?

Apple's REAL knight: Why the question mark

Whipped and a simp: Nothing bad happened but thats it

Justine holds my leash: L fuckass loser

Whipped and a simp: SHUT UP MUTT YOU DONT EVEN TALK TO JUSTINE

Justine holds my leash: YES I DO FAG

HOPELESS romantic: Hardly

*Nuzzles you cutely*: You both suck tbh

Apple's REAL knight: I mean at least she didnt fuck it up like she does with everything else

Whipped and a simp: Is that a compliment?

Apple's REAL knight: Hell no shitface

HOPELESS romantic: We're such good friends🥹

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Um guys

*Nuzzles you cutely*: So Lizzie just read our chat log of today

Apple's REAL knight: WHAT

Whipped and a simp: YOU DUMBASS PUSSY WTF

Justine holds my leash: HOW DO YOU LET THAT HAPPEN

Justine holds my leash: Wait i havent said anything out of pocket today im okay

Whipped and a simp: SHUT UP

HOPELESS romantic: I cannot wait to hear your excuse Kitty

HOPELESS romantic: But as Ramona said I also haven't said anything out of pocket today so I'm fine too.

Apple's REAL knight: IT BETTER BE A GOOD ONE

*Nuzzles you cutely*: LISTEN

*Nuzzles you cutely*: She asked me what was I laughing at instead of doing my thronework right

*Nuzzles you cutely*: I tried to play it off i swear

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Then she sat next to me VERY CLOSELY btw

*Nuzzles you cutely*: She asked me to let her see, and i was gonna say no

*Nuzzles you cutely*: BUT SHE GAVE ME HER STUPID PRETTY DEADPAN FACE AND A KISS ON THE CHEEK

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Im sorry yall i folded

Whipped and a simp: Youre a brave solider..

Justine holds my leash: You did what you could

Justine holds my leash: Respect🫡

HOPELESS romantic: It was over before it even started😔

Apple's REAL knight: NO FUCK THAT

Apple's REAL knight: SHE COULD TELL APPLE ALL THE GAY SHIT I SAID ABOUT HER

Apple's REAL knight: YOUR A USELESS COWARD PUSSY

*Nuzzles you cutely*: YOU WOULD BE THE SAME ASSHOLE

Apple's REAL knight: KYS

"The Minority!"

8PM, Monday

Alpha wolf: Btw Fagbelle you mentioned someone entered detention earlier

Alpha wolf: Who was it?

Fagbelle: THAT WAS 2 HOURS AGO YOU CUNT

Fagbelle: YALL JUST GLOSSED OVER IT

Pussy cat with glasses: You did too idiot now tell us who it was

Fagbelle: 🙄

Fagbelle: It was Ginger😒

Pussy cat with glasses: Who?

Alpha wolf: ??

sista is that ur real hair?: Thats insane

Nap time is all the time: HELP LMAOO

Breaking news!: Oh grimm 😓

12 o clock deadline: Ginger is Melody's roommate!

12 o clock deadline: She bakes really good treats too!

12 o clock deadline: They're sooo good, i really recommend! ☺️

Ice queen: I can bake too.

Nap time is all the time: No you cant you fag

If the shoe fits: Crystal...sweetie..

Ice queen: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU??

12 o clock deadline: Oh! really Crystal? ☺️

12 o clock deadline: I would love to try something you'd make! If you'd let me of course!

Ice queen: Oh..hahaha..sure yeah

Ice queen: I'll hext you whenever I bake something

12 o clock deadline: Okay! ☺️

Nap time is all the time: So like never?

Fagbelle: LMAOOO

If the shoe fits: Don't keep your hopes up Farrah 😔

Ice queen: KYS

Pansexual Queen: Hey leave the girl alone🤦‍♀️

Pansexual Queen: At least she's trying BRIAR

Nap time is all the time: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME WOMEN

sista is that ur real hair?: I want to reach the same level of hater Rosabella is towards briar

Pussy cat with glasses: real

Alpha wolf: We have that towards faybelle pussy

Alpha wolf: fagbelle*

Pussy cat with glasses: Yeah but fagbelle is easy to make fun of 😔

Pansexual Queen: So is briar

If the shoe fits: They're perfect for each other!

Fagbelle: WE ARE NOT TF

Nap time is all the time: SHUT UPPP

Breaking news!: Today was such a good day!

"Pretty girls rise up!💘👑"

12AM, Tuesday

Let me leave: Anyone know how to bake

Evil?a fairy?short? sign me up!: LMFAOO

Chapter Text

"The Minority!"

3AM, Wednesday

Love guru: Life

Love guru: Pain

Love guru: Every flutter of my wings is a reminder that i fly alone.

Love guru: what is love if not a cruel joke the universe plays for its own amusement.

Pussy cat with glasses: Ok fetus thats enough its making me cringe

Love guru: FETUS?? KITTY WHAT

Love guru: ALSO LEAVE ME ALONE

Ugly ginger: That is an amazing insult im stealing it

Raven's boytoy: LMAO

Pussy cat with glasses: This is a gc with people like fagbelle in it

Pussy cat with glasses: No place to type out your philosofhy quotes

Raven's boytoy: She isn't wrong per se...

Ugly ginger: "Per se"🤓☝️

Ugly ginger: Its too early for ur nerd language dex

Raven's boytoy: It was just a phrase Sparrow 😑

Ugly ginger: spek engligh

Love guru: You guys just dont UNDERSTANDDD

Love guru: ajhdsjdsfdg women... hot..girls...sdjksaldfs

Raven's boytoy: Horrible key smash.

Ugly ginger: I feel ya cupid 😔

Pussy cat with glasses: Its like almost 4am rn what could have possibly happened

Love guru: Blondie

Love guru: SHES SOO

Love guru: SO CUTEEEEE AHHH

Ugly ginger: gay 😧

Raven's boytoy: Yes Sparrow, that is what cupid is..

Ugly ginger: i know that dex ir was a jokw

Ugly ginger: Wait blondie???

Pussy cat with glasses: Me when i found out too

Love guru: SHUT UPPP

Love guru: THERS NOTHING WRONG WITH BLONDIE

Ugly ginger: Shes invasive asf tho

Raven's boytoy: She's kinda nosy...

Pussy cat with glasses: Shes blonde

Love guru: I can make your murder look like suicide sparrow.

Ugly ginger: HUH WHY JUST ME TF

Pussy cat with glasses: Aside from cupids questionable yearning 

Love guru: Die whore

Pussy cat with glasses: Why are you guys awake at like 4am

Raven's boytoy: reading

Raven's boytoy: Why are YOU awake at 4am?

Ugly ginger: Well me personally i couldnt sleep cuz i watched a scary movie with Duchess last night ☹️

Love guru: Idk im just gay

Pussy cat with glasses: Im awake at 4am because its none

Raven's boytoy: None what?

Pussy cat with glasses: None of your business four eyes

Ugly ginger: HAHAHA

Love guru: I cant believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book dexter🤦‍♀️

Raven's boytoy: AW COME ON

Raven's boytoy: ITS 4AM OKAY LEAVE ME ALONE

Pussy cat with glasses: L get good

Fagbelle: Dear beloved classmates of mine! 😉😍🥰 Can one of you help me with pint-size teachers thronework plz owo uwu

Love guru: You disgust me.

Ugly ginger: LMAOOO

Raven's boytoy: What the hex Faybelle..

Pussy cat with glasses: You make me want to commit suicide you fag

Pussy cat with glasses: WAIT HELP LMAO YOURE STILL ON THAT HAHAAHA

Love guru: HAHAHA

Raven's boytoy: Dude that was given on Monday, it's not that hard how come you're still on it?

Ugly ginger: Wait we had thronework for that class??

Fagbelle: YES IM STILL ON IT

Fagbelle: I BARELY GOT IT A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO

Fagbelle: From RAMONA of all people

Fagbelle: Yall are HOMOPHOBIC

Love guru: No we just hate you in general.

Ugly ginger: Faybelle my bro i wouldve passed it to you if i had it💔

Raven's boytoy: Why didn't you just ask Apple or Raven?

Pussy cat with glasses: Cuz shes an idiot

Fagbelle: I will NOT go through this tdy.

Fagbelle: Can one of FAGS just FUCKING help me please. 

Raven's boytoy: She pulled out the please...

Love guru: She must be desperate.

Nap time is all the time: ILL HElp u

Ugly ginger: 😧

Pussy cat with glasses: 😧

Love guru: 😧

Raven's boytoy: 😧

Fagbelle: 😧

Nap time is all the time: What? Do u want my help or not??

Fagbelle: YES YES PLZ 🙏

Pussy cat with glasses: gay

Love guru: Fagbelle always stealing the show smh

Raven's boytoy: No one can surpass her I'm afraid..

Ugly ginger: Aple can prob

Raven's boytoy: Oh, true huh..

Fagbelle:

Pussy cat with glasses: Hey! thats my thing >:(

Fagbelle: u snooze u lose ho

Nap time is all the time: ar u coming or nah??

Fagbelle: YES

Raven's boytoy: It's 4AM...

Ugly ginger: Thats crazy

Love guru: You could be caught yk

Pussy cat with glasses: Yup yup its safer not to meet up rn yk 🤷

Nap time is all the time: oh right

Fagbelle: YOU GUYS SUCKKK

Nap time is all the time: Jst dm me fay

Nap time is all the time: we can jst ft

Fagbelle: OH

Fagbelle: OKAY YEAH

Love guru: Dammit.

Pussy cat with glasses: i hate fags

Ugly ginger: cockblock unsucesful😔

Raven's boytoy:

Ugly ginger: LMAOOO

Pussy cat with glasses: HEY

Pussy cat with glasses: Thats MY thing dexter >:((

Raven's boytoy: Sorry I just had to. 😅

Love guru: technically its pussyblock unsucecful

Fagbelle: Hey can you guys do me a favor

Fagbelle: DIE

The gayest of them all!: Good morning friends!

The gayest of them all!: I'm kindly asking you all to put down your mirrorphones and go to sleep!

The gayest of them all!: It's very unhealthy as students to be awake at such hour!

The gayest of them all!: Please and thank you.

Pussy cat with glasses: Nah im good

Raven's boytoy: Sorry Apple, I'll stop now

Ugly ginger: uhhh

Love guru: 3 types of people

Pussy cat with glasses: Wheres fagbelle

Love guru: probably on a call with briar

The gayest of them all!: Sorry, you misunderstood me! 

The gayest of them all!: It wasn't a question.

The gayest of them all!: It's 4 in the morning, almost 5. I need to rest to get through the day.

The gayest of them all!: So put down your mirrorphones and go to sleep.

The gayest of them all!: Now.

Ugly ginger: K srry apple goodnght

Love guru: Goodnight Apple, i hope you have the fairest of dreams

Pussy cat with glasses: .

The gayest of them all!: I'm going to pin her.

Pussy cat with glasses: OK DAMN

Pussy cat with glasses: GOODNIGHT

The gayest of them all!: Goodnight friends! 😄

"The minority!"

7:30AM, Wednesday

The gayest of them all!: Good morning everyone!

The gayest of them all!: I would just like to remind everyone class starts in half an hour!

Prince(ss) charming: Morning Apple

Fagbelle: Gay

Dykechess: You CANNOT be talking

Alpha wolf: facetime huh?

Fagbelle: SHUT UP

sista is that ur real hair?: You guys had an interesting time last night

sista is that ur real hair?: You guys do know we can read up right?

Pansexual Queen: @Breaking news!

Pansexual Queen: @Breaking news!

Love guru: STOP

Love guru: WAIT FUCK

Love guru: I FORGOT

Breaking news!: Hii!! What's up Rosabella?

Fagbelle: The sky

Alpha wolf: BOO YOU SUCK

Sigma: GET OFF THE STAGE BOOO

Pussy cat with glasses: 

sista is that ur real hair?: LMAOOO

Dykechess: HAHAHA

Fagbelle: HATERS ALL OF YOU GUYS DO IT HATE ON ME

Breaking news!: ??

Love guru: HAHAHA NOTHING BLONDIE

Love guru: IGNORE ROSABELLA SHES PROBABLY SLEEP DEPRIVED OR SOMETHING HAHAHA

Love guru: PROBABLY FROM BRIAR YK SAME FAMILY HAHAHA

Alpha wolf: Your excuses are worse than darlings

Prince(ss) charming: Fuck you

Sigma: LMFAOO

Pussy cat with glasses:  HAHAHA

Pansexual Queen: Read up blondie

Love guru: NO DONT READ UP PLEASE

Breaking news!: ?? why not??

Fagbelle: Read up

Alpha wolf: read up plz

Dykechess: read up read up

Pussy cat with glasses: its worth your time blondie trust 🙏

Prince(ss) charming: Yeah, trust us blondie read up :)

Sigma: read upp

Love guru: I would like to KINDLY remind you guys I have chatlogs of private dms 🥰🥰

Love guru: From very LOVE STRUCK people who are the reason I have this name

sista is that ur real hair?: LMAO

Prince(ss) charming: Nvm dont read up blondie plz🙏🙏🙏

Fagbelle: you dont wanna read up blondie trust 🙏

Dykechess: Kys

Alpha wolf: whore 🖕

Pussy cat with glasses:

Sigma: why do you have a reaction to everything

Sigma: Also cupid fuck you

Pussy cat with glasses: cuz yes

Breaking news!: Uhh guys? can someone explain?

Pansexual Queen: read up 🙏

Love guru: NO DONT READ UP

The gayest of them all! has deleted 30+ messages

Pansexual Queen: APPLE WHYY

Love guru: HAHA YES THANK YOU APPLE

The gayest of them all!: Class starts in 5 minutes! I deleted past messages because this would go on forever if i didn't! 😓

Prince(ss) charming: True true

Pussy cat with glasses:  Gay

Fagbelle: super gay

Alpha wolf: Mega gay

Prince(ss) charming: I hate you all with all my heart.

The gayest of them all!: The bell has rung! Everyone to class and put your mirrorphones down! 😊

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"The Minority!"

12:20PM, Wednesday

Precious baby <3: Hello everyone! (˶′◡‵˶)

Precious baby <3: Sorry I haven't been on since...

Precious baby <3: Monday..(* ￣︿￣)

Precious baby <3: School has kept me so busy! (╥﹏╥)

Sigma: Hi Cedar, no worries! You didnt miss much anyway haha

Precious baby <3: That's good! But I did see I have over 100 messages unread...

Precious baby <3: I would feel bad if I didn't read them (´∩｀。)

Sigma: I can give you a little summary about everything

Sigma: in person

Sigma: right now

Sigma: if you want of course :)

Precious baby <3: That would be wonderful! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Sigma: I'll meet you at the castleteria!

Precious baby <3: Okay! I can't wait! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

Fagbelle: were still here btw

Alpha wolf: I think im going to vomit

Sigma: kys shitface

Pussy cat with glasses: Remind me again why we dont have cerise added to our gc

she doesnt even go here!: Aww I thought they were really cute!

Pansexual Queen: They're so..calm compared to these sad excuses

Alpha wolf: Cedar isnt a princess is she?

Pussy cat with glasses: Neither is blondie tho

Fagbelle: Rosabella i feel like that was a jab towards me and i want you to know my feelings are hurt 💔

Alpha wolf: Shut up kitty

Pansexual Queen: Go find out who asked fagbelle

Fagbelle: OUCH??

she doesnt even go here!: Woah rosa, did something happened?

Nap time is all the time: calm down there rosa💔

Pansexual Queen: Of course you come on and defend your girlfriend😑

Fagbelle: Holly?? Since when tf??

Alpha wolf: you cannot be serious

Pussy cat with glasses: HELPPP

Sigma: Grimm 💀

Fagbelle: Wat??

Nap time is all the time: SHUT UPP SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND

Fagbelle: thank grimm😍

she doesnt even go here!: I don't know whether to be offended or not..

Token straight himbo: Hello fellow classmates! I have you all are having a royally amazing lunch break! 😁

Token straight himbo: I would just like to warn you all, not to infuriate my beautiful, gorgeous and amazing girlfriend!

Token straight himbo: Her favorite show got cancelled and she is not in a good mood 😬

Nap time is all the time: No fucking wonder🙄

she doesnt even go here!: Bummer rosa 😓

Pansexual Queen: ITS NOT FAIR YOU KNOW

Pansexual Queen: WHY DOES THIS HAPPENED TO ME

Pansexual Queen: MY COMFORT SHOW 😭😭😭

Token straight himbo: Would you like to go out on a date later my love?

Pansexual Queen: To the movies? 😢

Token straight himbo: Wherever you want 🥰

Pansexual Queen: Yes please

Pansexual Queen: I love you so much❤️

Token straight himbo: I love you even more ❤️❤️

Nap time is all the time: Gross

Fagbelle: I hate relationships

Alpha wolf: Same

Pussy cat with glasses:

Sigma: Sigh

Alpha wolf: Dont you have a date to go on hood

Sigma: Oh true thanks for the reminder

Sigma: Wish you were me huh?

Alpha wolf: kys

"The Minority!"

3:50PM, Wednesday

Ugly ginger: @Mad in the head @Pussy cat with glasses @Off with your head!

Ugly ginger: Im getting a new roomate

Pussy cat with glasses: Ok and

Off with your head!: We care why?

Mad in the head: Ooo! Who is it??

Pussy cat with glasses: where have you been maddie😭

Mad in the head: The author forgot about me! :3

Ugly ginger: Hes from wonderplace or whatever its called

Off with your head!: WonderLAND idiot.

Mad in the head: Wonderland??😯

Pussy cat with glasses: wait what??

Off with your head!: What's his name?

Ugly ginger: Alistor or smth

Fagbelle: Im also getting a new roomate

Nap time is all the time: what?? who?? why?? when??

sista is that ur real hair?: LMAOO

Alpha wolf: Youre probably going to end up scaring them away again

Fagbelle: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE SOMTHING TO SAY ABOUT WHAT I SAY??

sista is that ur real hair?: Between duchess and ramona who is faybelles biggest hater 🤔

Dykechess: Me obviously

Alpha wolf: Nah I am

Nap time is all the time: @Fagbelle

Fagbelle: uhh an animal or something idk

Fagbelle: a rabbit i think

Fagbelle: from wonderland

Fagbelle: A furry like the og furry over here

Alpha wolf: EAT SHIT ASSFACE

Off with your head!: Alistair and Bunny??

Mad in the head: WAIT REALLY??😧😧

Pussy cat with glasses: omg

Nap time is all the time: who are they? do they have partners??

Dykechess: she's asking the REAL questions

sista is that ur real hair?: ong

Ice queen: I'm getting one too

Ice queen: from wonder whatever aswell

Off with your head!: WONDERLAND* IDIOTS.

12 o clock deadline: Oh really? who?😊

Ice queen: I don't know her name

12 o clock deadline: Oh I see great how exciting

Pussy cat with glasses: 😬

Prince(ss) charming: About time you felt what we feel🙄

Fagbelle: HA

Alpha wolf: So we got 3 new people coming in

Alpha wolf: great royally amazing 😒

Dance till youre dead: Don't be like that, they could be new friends!

Alpha wolf: yeah youre right my bad

Fagbelle: fag

Pussy cat with glasses: simp

Prince(ss) charming: whipped

Alpha wolf: LEAVE ME ALONE

Ugly ginger: is alistor swag

Nap time is all the time: are they gay or have relationships??

Dance till youre dead: you're really desperate to know huh?

Ice queen: REALLY desperate 🤦‍♀️

Nap time is all the time: SHUTT UPP

Mad in the head: Bunny and Alistair are dating! Bunny is pan and Alistair is bi!

Nap time is all the time: bunny is faybelles roomate right

sista is that ur real hair?: Yeah😭

Nap time is all the time: ok

Nap time is all the time: ok good

Dykechess: I just know you let out the biggest sigh of relief 

Dance till youre dead: LMAOOO

sista is that ur real hair?: HAHAHA

Off with your head!: Who could the other person be?

Off with your head!: Do we know anyone else from wonderland?

Pussy cat with glasses: uhh i dont think so

Mad in the head: 🧐

Ugly ginger: IS ALISTOR SWAG

Off with your head!: Off with your head DUMBASS It's ALISTAIR*.

Off with your head!: But yes. Yes he is "swag".

Pussy cat with glasses: you'll get along fine probably

Mad in the head: He's really hatastic!

Ugly ginger: ok good hes good in my book then😎

Prince(ss) charming: what about bunny

The gayest of them all!: Who is bunny? 😊

sista is that ur real hair?: girly saw the name "bunny" from darling and RAN

Dykechess: HAHAHA

Mad in the head: Bunny is a friend from wonderland who's transferring to EAH! 😄

The gayest of them all!: Oh! I see. That's royally amazing! When are they arriving?

Pussy cat with glasses: Good question @Ugly ginger @Fagbelle @Ice queen

Ice queen: I dont know nor do I really care

Fagbelle: Idk either grimm just told me tdy

Ugly ginger: I was hgh when he told me so i dont remeber

Off with your head!: 🤦‍♀️

Pussy cat with glasses:

Fagbelle: KILL YOURSELF

Ice queen: Die.

Ugly ginger: IM SORRY OKAY

The gayest of them all!: Well! as the fairest of them all, it's only right I give them a humble welcome when they arrive! 😊

Mad in the head: ME TOO ME TOO!

The gayest of them all!: Of course Maddie! You as well!

Mad in the head: YIPEEE

Pussy cat with glasses: Bring them over to our dorm mads when youre finished

Off with your head!: I'm curious on who the third person is.

Pussy cat with glasses: Probably no one important

Pussy cat with glasses: Who else matters other than Bunny and Alistair

Pussy cat with glasses: Dont waste your pretty thoughts on a nobody 🐱

Off with your head!: Hm. Well if I had something or SOMEONE to distract me then I wouldn't waste a thought on anything else.

Prince(ss) charming: Will she ruin this, place your votes now. ✅ or❌

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Pussy cat with glasses: Ok wow

Pussy cat with glasses: you all have no faith in me

Prince(ss) charming: Lizzie voted ✅ btw

Mad in the head: HAHAHA

Fagbelle: HAHAHAHA

Alpha wolf: LMAOOO

Ugly ginger: LMFAOOO

sista is that ur real hair?: LMAO

Pussy cat with glasses: SHUT UP FUCKERS 

Pussy cat with glasses: @Off with your head!

Pussy cat with glasses: are you inviting me over

Pussy cat with glasses:

Off with your head!: Yes you idiot.

Pussy cat with glasses:

Pussy cat with glasses: OK im coming over rn

Dykechess: That's just great 😑

Dykechess: Now I'll be a third wheel

sista is that ur real hair?: You can come over to my dorm

sista is that ur real hair?: Holly is out with ashlynn

Dykechess: Oh

Dykechess: Oh uh okay yeah sure

Dykechess: I'll be there soon

Fagbelle: Im coming out as straight and homophobic

Fagbelle: BURN THE GAYS

Fagbelle: BURN IN HELL

Prince(ss) charming: "fagbelle" btw

Alpha wolf: You literally compete with apple for the gayest of them all

Ice queen: So basically we burn faybelle

Mad in the head: OOO! YES! BURN THE GAY

Dance till youre dead: BURN THE GAY

Alpha wolf: BURN THE FAG

Fagbelle: KYS ALL OF YOU HATERS

The gayest of them all!: You can't burn faybelle!

Fagbelle: THANK YOU APPLE

Prince(ss) charming: :((

The gayest of them all!: You can burn her after you do your thronework! ☺️

Prince(ss) charming: YESSS

Alpha wolf: WE GOT APPLE'S APROVAL

Dance till youre dead: LMAOOOO

Mad in the head: SO 8PM?

Ice queen: Yes.

Fagbelle: NO?? I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS

Fagbelle: APPLE WTF

Prince(ss) charming: Lets hurry up and do our thronework

Mad in the head: YES

Alpha wolf: bet ima get on it rn

Dance till youre dead: Already have it out! 🫡

Fagbelle: STAY AWAY FROM ME DEMONS

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"Pretty and a princess? HOT🤤🤤"

12AM, Friday

Whipped and a simp: Boys and girls of every age, wouldnt you like to see something strange?

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Come with us and you will see, this, our town of halloween 👻

Whipped and a simp: THIS IS HALLOWEEN

*Nuzzles you cutely*: THIS IS HALLOWEEN

Justine holds my leash: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Whipped and a simp: Where is your halloween spirit woman🙄

*Nuzzles you cutely*: its literally the best holiday smh

Whipped and a simp: Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 😈

*Nuzzles you cutely*: THIS IS HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY MAKE A SCENE

Apple's REAL knight: I get we're excited for halloween but as ramona said

Apple's REAL knight: SHUT THE FUCK UP

*Nuzzles you cutely*:

Whipped and a simp: Yall dont UNDERSTANDD IM SO FUCKING EXCITEDD

Justine holds my leash: WE DO UNDERSTAND JACKASS WERE EXCITED TOO DUMB FUCK

Whipped and a simp: did you wake up on the wrong side of bed 🤨

Whipped and a simp: or wrong bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Justine holds my leash: I want you to know i want to get out my bed and strangle you rn

Apple's REAL knight: Its too early to fight guys 🤦‍♀️

Live, Love, Girls!!: Why the fuck are you guys hexting at this hour

HOPELESS romantic: holiday spirit I'm guessing.

Apple's REAL knight: It's exactly that.

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Non issue but i hate how u fuckers always have proper grammar no matter what

Apple's REAL knight: Sounds like a skill issue to me🤷

Live, Love, Girls!!: OMG! ITS HALLOWEEN THATS TRUE

Justine holds my leash: Not you too😒

HOPELESS romantic: Well since everyone is awake might as well prepare no?

Apple's REAL knight: I already have my alarm for 5am to get ready

*Nuzzles you cutely*: class starts at 8 tho

Live, Love, Girls!!: We need time to put together the costumes and makeup!

Whipped and a simp: We HAVE to win best costumes

Justine holds my leash: on that we can agree on fag

Whipped and a simp: KYS

HOPELESS romantic: Lasted 4 minutes without threats of violence or insults

Apple's REAL knight: new record

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Think we'll get on santas good list this year 😸

Live, Love, Girls!!: You, faybelle and Ramona? 0 chance

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Okay kys

Whipped and a simp: just because its true it doesnt mean it doesnt hurt 💔💔💔

Justine holds my leash:🖕

Apple's REAL knight: We're getting off topic, lets hurry up and plan so I can sleep

HOPELESS romantic: Knowing how the school gets during any holiday, I say we're going to need it..

Live, Love, Girls!!: So whose dorm are we meeting at?

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Fagbelles cuz shes rooming solo rn and we dont want anyone to see us with our costumes till school

Apple's REAL knight: Speaking of, when is your roommate arriving fagbelle?

Whipped and a simp: idfk hopefully never

Whipped and a simp: i like my solo room 😢

Justine holds my leash: Why so curious darling 🧐

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Do we have to inform Apple of this sudden intrest 🤔

HOPELESS romantic:🧐🧐

Apple's REAL knight: STOP

Apple's REAL knight: IM JUST CURIOUS OKAY DAMN

Live, Love, Girls!!: didnt think of you as a cheater darling..

Whipped and a simp: its always the blue hair girls

*Nuzzles you cutely*: LMAOO

Apple's REAL knight: My hair is SILVER for your INFORMATION

Apple's REAL knight: AND IM NOT A CHEATER 

Apple's REAL knight: I LOVE APPLE AND ONLY APPLE

Apple's REAL knight: FOREVER AFTER AND BEYOND

Justine holds my leash: okay fag we get it

Whipped and a simp: gross

*Nuzzles you cutely*: 

Apple's REAL knight: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT HELLO

Justine holds my leash: HAHAHAHA

HOPELESS romantic: LMAOOOO

Whipped and a simp: HELPPP

Live, Love, Girls!!: HAHAHA

Apple's REAL knight: THE KISS?? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?? YOU WERENT EVEN THERE

*Nuzzles you cutely*: I have my ways :3

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Before you combust no blondie doesnt have this pic nor is it online

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Only i have it :33

Live, Love, Girls!!: Okay but why

*Nuzzles you cutely*: blackmail obviously

Apple's REAL knight: Im going to kill myself

Apple's REAL knight: fuck whatever at least it isn't online or worse in Blondie's hands.

HOPELESS romantic: Fuck you and die, she's perfect.

Justine holds my leash: OK FAGS WERE REALLY GETTING OFF TOPIC

Justine holds my leash: I want to SLEEP

Live, Love, Girls!!: Oh, right! So we're meeting at fagbelle's room at 5am?

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Live, Love, Girls!!: Okay, what events are planned for today?

HOPELESS romantic: Well we got school then the party hosted by briar

*Nuzzles you cutely*: The costume contest is at briars party right?

Apple's REAL knight: I think so yeah

Whipped and a simp: The voting is during lunch tho

Justine holds my leash: Okay great we got it figured out now LET ME SLEEP

Whipped and a simp: OKAY SLEEPING BEAUTY

Whipped and a simp: Wait no thats an insult to my bbg briar

Justine holds my leash: Its on sight in the morning fagbelle.

Justine holds my leash: Goodnight.

Whipped and a simp: 😰

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Loser

Apple's REAL knight: Okay for real now, goodnight

HOPELESS romantic: See ya'll in the morning

Live, Love, Girls!!: !!

*Nuzzles you cutely*: Okay wtv night

"The Minority!"

7:50AM, Friday

Its not a phase mom: Class starts in 10 minutes

Its not a phase mom: For some reason, dexter and I are the only ones here rn

Its not a phase mom: I do hope you all aren't going to skip 😭

Raven's boytoy: I'm surprised Apple didn't send a good morning hext.

Its not a phase mom: She was really busy with her makeup today so she didn't have time

Its not a phase mom: When I left she was STILL putting on makeup

Raven's boytoy: Now I feel like we didn't put much effort in our costumes...

Its not a phase mom: Nah we did it's just these people are gay (+daring)

Raven's boytoy: Babe we're half gay...

Pussy cat with glasses: Are you weirdos seriously having a convo through HEXT while being together irl

Fagbelle: These halfgots smh

Pussy cat with glasses: LMAO

Its not a phase mom: HALFGOTS??

Its not a phase mom: That was actually really creative that I cant get mad

Raven's boytoy: 😓

Fagbelle: At least someone appriciates my insults❤️‍🩹

sista is that ur real hair?: We're about to arrive

sista is that ur real hair?: We as in Holly and I

sista is that ur real hair?: Like right now actually

Its not a phase mom: Omg you guys are matching costumes

Raven's boytoy: WAIT THEY'RE THE THE PINES SIBLINGS

Raven's boytoy: THAT'S SO COOL WTF

Raven's boytoy: WAIT CAN I TAKE A PICTURE PLEASE

Its not a phase mom: Gravity falls was his favorite show growing up lol

Pussy cat with glasses: We can tell

Fagbelle: Fucking nerd

Its not a phase mom: Kill yourself fag

Dykechess: Sed pc

Dykechess: Send pic please

Dykechess: Please

Fagbelle: Desperate hoe

Pussy cat with glasses: LMAOO

Raven's boytoy: Holly

Raven's boytoy: Poppy

Dykechess: Thank you dexter, you're now my favorite nerd

Raven's boytoy: You're welcome?

sista is that ur real hair?: Since blondie isnt here yet I'll take it upon myself to tell you all who arrives and their costumes

Pussy cat with glasses: A true hero

Fagbelle: The person we never knew we needed❤️

sista is that ur real hair?: Thank you, thank you🙂‍↕️

sista is that ur real hair?: Speaking of here comes hunter and sparrow

sista is that ur real hair?: Sparrow is scooby and hunter is shaggy 😭

Dykechess: LMAOOO

Fagbelle: HELPPP SPARROWS THE DOG HAHHAA

Its not a phase mom: He's stealing your persona fagbelle if I were you i'd do something about it 😬

Fagbelle: What

Pussy cat with glasses: HAHAHA

Raven's boytoy: Hahaha

Ugly ginger: Dex you laugh through hext so polity i hate it

Raven's boytoy:😑

Dykechess: Why are you the fucking dog sparrow

Dykechess: I mean it's completely on brand for you but have some dignity 🤦‍♀️

Ugly ginger: SO WHAT IF IM THE DOG

Hunts-MEN: YEAH SPARROW IS MY RIDE OR DIE

Ugly ginger: You mean that bro💚🥹

Hunts-MEN: Of course man💚🥹

Pussy cat with glasses: Gross

Fagbelle: Gay ppl am i right?

Its not a phase mom: When people look up the word gay your picture literally pops up fagbelle

Fagbelle: WHY ARE YOU AFTER ME

Its not a phase mom: You insulted my boyfriend

sista is that ur real hair?: Speaking of gay people here comes briar, rosabella and ashlynn

sista is that ur real hair?: They're also matching costumes as the chipettes

Hunts-MEN: AWOOOOGAA😍😍😍

Ugly ginger: HOT DAMN

Its not a phase mom: Omg

Fagbelle: WAIT WHAT

Fagbelle: SEND PIC PLEASE

Dykechess: Now looks who's the desperate hoe🙄

Fagbelle: KYS 

Fagbelle: SEND PIC PLEASEE PLEASEE I'LL PAY ANYONE

Raven's boytoy: From left to right we have Rosabella, Briar and Ashlynn

Fagbelle: HOT DAMN ZOOWEE MAMA😍😍😍🫦🫦

Pussy cat with glasses: Yall shes actually drooling

Fagbelle: AND FOR THE RIGHT REASON KYS

Ugly ginger: Shit ngl i would be too

Nap time is all the time: Thanks boos😘😘

Nap time is all the time: Where are you guys anyway

Fagbelle: Well gorgoes

Fagbelle: gergeus

Fagbelle: gorgeous

Dykechess: you actually suck

Fagbelle: We are waiting on darling to leave

Pussy cat with glasses: If she could stop PLAYING with her sword then we couldve been there by now

Raven's boytoy: Darling has a sword? That's not good.

Nap time is all the time: Someone will get stabbed today 100%

Its not a phase mom: Considering how darling is, it's 50/50 she mauls herself🤦‍♀️

Raven's boytoy: Unfortunately true...

sista is that ur real hair?: Here comes Cedar and Cerise

sista is that ur real hair?: Cedar

sista is that ur real hair?: Cerise

Its not a phase mom: AWW THEY'RE MATCHING COSTUMES TOO

Nap time is all the time: WAIT THAT ANGEL COSTUME LOOKS SO CUTE OMG

Ugly ginger: Why does cerise still wear her hood

Hunts-MEN: Cuz its her thing dw about it bro

Ugly ginger: Ok bro💚

Dykechess: @If the shoe fits

Dykechess: Sparrow is seducing your bf

Ugly ginger: WHAT

Raven's boytoy: LMAO

Ugly ginger: OH SO NOW YOU LAUGH NORMALLY

If the shoe fits: Sparrow what are you trying to do with my boyfriend🤨

Ugly ginger: NOTHING WERE JUST BROS

Hunts-MEN: Bros for life🤞

Dykechess: Pretty suspicious to me ashlynn idk

Ugly ginger: WHY DONT YOU FOCUS ON ARRIVING HO

Dykechess: Im about to genius 🖕

sista is that ur real hair?: Duchess and Justine are here

sista is that ur real hair?: Duchess

sista is that ur real hair?: Justine

Ugly ginger: GOD DAMN HELLO JUSTINE??

If the shoe fits: Woah i'd never thought i'd see justine with pants 😧

Nap time is all the time: AWOOGAA OK GIRL 😍

Its not a phase mom: Wow duchess your dress is really detailed did you make it yourself?

Dykechess: Thank you raven for noticing☺️

Dykechess: It was 75% my own hands, Lizzie helped me with some stuff

sista is that ur real hair?: You look really pretty

sista is that ur real hair?: You have really good talent if you could sew majority of it 

Dykechess: a

Ugly ginger: Duchess found dead in the enchanted lake

If the shoe fits: She's really red haha

Nap time is all the time: Faybelle should be having a field day rn

Nap time is all the time: speaking of where did faybelle go

Its not a phase mom: Kitty also disappeared but notice how she only pointed out faybelle

Raven's boytoy: Homosexuals I swear🤦

Nap time is all the time: SHUT UP

Ugly ginger: LMAOO

sista is that ur real hair?: Maddie and Melody just arrived

sista is that ur real hair?: Melody

sista is that ur real hair?: Maddie

Ugly ginger: Mads you genuinly scare me wtf

Its not a phase mom: She kinda rocks it though

Raven's boytoy: Idk if it's an insult to say it kinda matches her..

Its not a phase mom: to maddie? nah

If the shoe fits: It's kinda in character haha

sista is that ur real hair?: Daring just arrived

sista is that ur real hair?: 

Hunts-MEN: WAIT HE ACTUALLY LOOKS SO COOL WTF

Nap time is all the time: WOAH WHO DID HIS MAKEUP DAMN

If the shoe fits: I think it was Rosa

Dykechess: ew gross they're being all lovey dovey

Ugly ginger: Jellyness isnt a good look duch😬

Dykechess: Shut the fuck up ugly ginger

Dykechess: Jellyness isn't a real word idiot.

Ugly ginger: It is in my book 😎

Raven's boytoy: A chipette and jack the skellingtion...

Raven's boytoy: Quite the pair..😓

Its not a phase mom: I think they look really cute tbh

Raven's boytoy: Yeah, you're right😊

Nap time is all the time: I hate straight people

If the shoe fits: you sound like your girlfriend

If the shoe fits: stop it

If the shoe fits: One faybelle is enough

Nap time is all the time: SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND FIRST OF ALL

Nap time is all the time: KYS

sista is that ur real hair?: Speaking of here comes fagbelle, darling, kitty, ramona, cupid and Farrah

The gayest of them all!: Hello friends! We (as in Lizzie, Blondie and I) are making our way to class right now!

The gayest of them all!: But we'll take a bit! Do one of you mind sending a picture? Of the incoming costumes, of course!

The gayest of them all!: We have already seen the others it's only fair after all!

Off with your head!: What she said.

Breaking news!: Yup, yup!

Raven's boytoy: That's weird..🤔

Raven's boytoy: The pictures i've sent say they're unread by all of you

sista is that ur real hair?: Same🤔

Its not a phase mom: Well isn't that strange

If the shoe fits: Really strange lmao

Ugly ginger: Really really strange indeed

The gayest of them all!: Pictures please!🤗

If the shoe fits: Girl didn't care we called her out

Its not a phase mom: Queen behavior, respect😪

Raven's boytoy: Darling

Raven's boytoy: Kitty

Raven's boytoy: Ramona

Raven's boytoy: Faybelle

Raven's boytoy: Farrah

Raven's boytoy: and finally Cupid

If the shoe fits: Briar is scaring me

If the shoe fits: She looks like a carnivore what the hex..

Its not a phase mom: I bet all of you 100 bucks apple screenshotted and SAVED the photo of darling

Ugly ginger: Shit i would too wtf🤤

Ugly ginger: Everyone looking mighty fineee tdy😍😍

Ugly ginger: Oh how i love being bi🙂‍↕️

Dykechess: considering how you're basically drooling, you're in character congrats

Its not a phase mom: HELP CUPID JUST TRIPPED LMAO

Raven's boytoy: What the hex..

If the shoe fits: Darling dropped her sword onto faybelle's foot, faybelle bumped into kitty, kitty who was distracted fell backwards, and cupid walked into the wall

Ugly ginger: Wait i wasnt watching whyd they do all that

sista is that ur real hair?: Apple, Lizzie and Blondie just arrived thats why🤦‍♀️

sista is that ur real hair?: Apple

sista is that ur real hair?: Lizzie

sista is that ur real hair?: Blondie

Raven's boytoy: We're all here poppy you don't need to send the pictures here😭

If the shoe fits: Crystal isn't

Its not a phase mom: Oh yeah, where is crystal?

Its not a phase mom: @12 o clock deadline

12 o clock deadline: Raven I'm literally in the same room as you..

12 o clock deadline: But what can I help you with?😄

Its not a phase mom: Where's crystal?

12 o clock deadline: Oh! She's sick unfortunately😔 but she said she'll make an appearance at the party!

If the shoe fits: Ohh I see

Its not a phase mom: Thanks farrah you look really cute btw

12 o clock deadline: No problem! and Thank you!

Ugly ginger: How come were the only ppl talking through here

Its not a phase mom: Cuz everyone is being gay🙄

sista is that ur real hair?: This will be my last report

sista is that ur real hair?: wait before that

sista is that ur real hair?: Raven and Dexter

Its not a phase mom: ??

Raven's boytoy: Why'd you do that?

sista is that ur real hair?: Just to finish everyone, plus for crystal if she decides to open this chat

sista is that ur real hair?: Anyways as my last report: Darling is currently try to act "cool" to impress apple (she looks dumb but its working), cerise is fixing cedars wings, Faybelle is swinging around her scythe while briar is STILL staring at her with obvious hunger (obvious to anyone BUT faybelle🤦‍♀️), Rosabella is touching up darings make up, Kitty is just looming around Lizzie because she's gay like that ig, Maddie is wigglying around in her jacket while Melody is timing her?? okay😭,  Justine is visibly DROOLING over ramona (i would too ngl, the muscles on that woman??), Blondie is fussing over cupid while cupid is trying to play it cool, Ashlynn and holly are talking, hunter is....talking to a squirl for some reason, sparrow is making duchess tea?? where did the tea set come from tf, farrah is on her phone and that leaves all of us who are hexting rn

Its not a phase mom: Oh wow

Raven's boytoy: Amazing commentary👏

Breaking news!: IT WAS ROYALLY AMAZING POPPY!

Breaking news!: Thank you for taking my job while I wasn't here😊

sista is that ur real hair?: Np it was kinda fun lol

The gayest of them all!: Mirror phones away everyone! The teacher is here!

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"The Minority!"

12PM, Saturday

Gave a lap dance: Good morning everyone! I hope everyone got to their dorms safe and sound!😊

Gave a lap dance: What the fuck.

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: HELP WHAT

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: Wait wtf why is my named changed

blew up the microwave: Why is apple freaking out yall im too hungover for this

blew up the microwave: what the hex

changed everyone’s display name: Oh, you guys woke up

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: IT WAS YOU??

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: WAIT WHO EVEN ARE YOU??

Gave a lap dance: Whoever you are, why were our names changed and can you please change them back.

Gave a lap dance: Please.

blew up the microwave: WAIT APPLE???

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: APPLE??

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: GET IT GIRL HEX YEAH🤑🤑

changed everyone’s display name: I changed your names as payback for making me be damage control last night.

changed everyone’s display name: I did NOT sleep. At all.

blew up the microwave: Wait but who are you

changed everyone’s display name: That's the fun part, figure out who is who☺️

changed everyone’s display name: Don't even try changing your names yourselves, you can't.

changed everyone’s display name: I'm going to take a FAT nap. I'll be back later.

Gave a lap dance: NO COME BACK, CHANGE MY NAME PLEASE.

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: Girl theres nothing to be embarresed about

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: Get that action🤑

Gave a lap dance: PLEASE be quiet.

blew up the microwave: 😭😭

body slammed a student: Can you all SHUT THE FUCK UP

body slammed a student: Wait who are you people wtf

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: Who are YOU?😭

blew up the microwave: What in the everafter happened to have to body slam someone..

Gave a lap dance: That isn't the fairest! Whoever you are, you must apologize for your actions!

body slammed a student: Nah what i want to know is what the fuck is going on

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: Someone changed our display names last nght

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: we dont knwe who they are but they said theyll be back later

blew up the microwave: are we not going to address YOUR name??

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: are we going to address YOURS?🤔

Gave a lap dance: We have to address all of them either way guys..

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: Well tbh honest i dont remember much i think fay dared me to do it

body slammed a student: Only one person addresses fagbelle with "fay"

blew up the microwave: Idk why i didnt think about that

Gave a lap dance: Ohh...Briar. Right, it does kind of make sense.

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: Dammit.

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: yall tune down the notifs it aint helping my hangover

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: wa

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: HELLO??

blew up the microwave: HELPP

Gave a lap dance: Oh my...😧

body slammed a student: LMFAOOOO

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: WHAT IS GOING ON TF THIS IS LIE I DID NO SUCH THING

challenged a statue to a fight to the death (and lost): I saw it happened

challenged a statue to a fight to the death (and lost): Oh kiss my ass whoever did this🤬

body slammed a student: Now that is just embarrassing

Gave a lap dance: How...

blew up the microwave: Just what the hex happened last night..

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: Consdiing how we all woke up late AND wirh a massive headahce i assume we all got DRUNK

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: PARTTY WAS LIT🗣️🗣️

challenged a statue to a fight to the death (and lost): BEST PARTY YET THIS YEAR

body slammed a student: I just want to know how and why that came to be bro

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: Listen

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: Wait duches isnt online right

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: not that i know of....why🧐

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: She would never let me live it odwn

blew up the microwave: Oh so youre close with duchess

Gave a lap dance: That narrows it down quite a bit!

body slammed a student: Wait are you apple white

Gave a lap dance: No.

blew up the microwave: shes lying thats apple

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: babes only u and daring have that type of typing qurk

Gave a lap dance: Let's just please address the person who seduced grimm.

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: plz no

challenged a statue to a fight to the death (and lost): I SAW IT HAPPEN.

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: NO LISTEN

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: LET ME TELL THE STORY

body slammed a student: Im literally quivering to fucking know how this happened

blew up the microwave: Same

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: Dont evn try to run

Gave a lap dance: What they said.

challenged a statue to a fight to the death (and lost): LMFAOO

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: I was DRUNK OK or high or both actualy

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: I was gonna make a flirty joke with my best bud hunter right

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: idfk remember what it was but i couldnt fuking see and i said some pick up line and said the word daddy

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: And i ghough the guy next to me was gunter but it was not

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: HELPPP LMAOOO

Gave a lap dance: Hahaha

blew up the microwave: HAHAHA

body slammed a student: LMAOO DUMB ASS BITCH HAHA

challenged a statue to a fight to the death (and lost): I was on your other side bro

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: HELP HUNTER??

challenged a statue to a fight to the death (and lost): Fuck

body slammed a student: DUDE WHAT

blew up the microwave: How do you LOSE to a statue.

challenged a statue to a fight to the death (and lost): IT WAS HAUNTED I SWEAR

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: Its ok bro i beleive you💚

challenged a statue to a fight to the death (and lost): thanks sparrow🥹💚

body slammed a student: SPARROW.

blew up the microwave: SPARROW???

tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded: HELPPPP I THINK IM GOING TO BUST A LUNG

Gave a lap dance: Somehow I'm not really surprised..

flirted with and called Grimm daddy: LISTEN PLEASE IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE

spiked the punch bowl changed the name "flirted with and called Grimm daddy" to "Ugly ginger"

spiked the punch bowl changed the name "tried and SUCCEEDED jumping off the roof blindfolded" to "Nap time is all the time"

spiked the punch bowl changed the name "challenged a statue to a fight to the death (and lost)" to "Hunts-MEN"

Gave a lap dance: Can you change mine as well, please.

spiked the punch bowl: No :3

spiked the punch bowl: Hello everyone! hope you all had a hattastic night!

spiked the punch bowl: Dexter made me in charge of changing names back before he went to sleep!

Nap time is all the time: DEXTER??

body slammed a student: Didnt know that fuckass nerd had it in him tf

Ugly ginger: DEXTER?

blew up the microwave: Ohhh yeah now that does make sense

Hunts-MEN: Friendship with dexter over💔

Gave a lap dance: Raven I'm going to murder your boyfriend.

blew up the microwave: Please don't he's really cute okay😢

was the lap for said lap dance: Gross

was the lap for said lap dance: What

Nap time is all the time: HELLO

blew up the microwave: OH?

Ugly ginger: 🤨🤨🤨

body slammed a student: WHO ARE YOU PLEASE

Gave a lap dance: ..

was the lap for said lap dance: Uhm.

Hunts-MEN: wait do yall know who you are

Gave a lap dance: I vaguely remember a hair color...

was the lap for said lap dance: I have no idea my fucking head hurts

was the lap for said lap dance: what is going on anyway??

spiked the punch bowl: There's too few people!

spiked the punch bowl: Gosh! you guys sure are sleepers!🙂‍↕️

spiked the punch bowl: @everyone

spiked the punch bowl: @everyone

blew up the microwave: thats just evil😭

Gave a lap dance: Speaking of evil, you spiked the punch bowl??

Gave a lap dance: So we all got drunk because of you?

Nap time is all the time: I mean shit even without the alchol we wouldve goten drunk

Ugly ginger: mads had a bunch of stash of the good shit🤑🤑

Person A and got stabbed: Mads always supplies

Person A and got stabbed: wtf

Person A and got stabbed: what does my name even mean

Person A and got stabbed: wait is that why i woke up bandaged up

Ugly ginger: DUDE ARE YOU OKAY WHAT

Hunts-MEN: HELLO?

Nap time is all the time: Girl...

blew up the microwave: You woke up bandaged up and wasn't even going to question it??

Ugly ginger: what a chad

body slammed a student: At least you didnt get "called grimm daddy"

Person A and got stabbed: HELP WHAT WHO DID THAT

Ugly ginger: LEAVE ME ALONE

Person A and got stabbed: HAHAHAHA

robbed Grimm’s office: who called grimm daddy??

robbed Grimm’s office: SPARROW LMAOOO HAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

robbed Grimm’s office: HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN HAHAHA

Ugly ginger: SHUT UPPP

Gave a lap dance: You robbed Grimm's office??

robbed Grimm’s office: you gave a lap dance??

Person A and got stabbed: HELLO WHO ARE YOU AND WHO DID YOU GIVE A LAP DANCE TO??

was the lap for said lap dance: me

blew up the microwave: how arent you freaking out

was the lap for said lap dance: idk who it is

Gave a lap dance: I have a vague feeling I do...

was the lap for said lap dance: ??

Nap time is all the time: wait read up lap dance reciver

blew up the microwave: oh yeah just read up

Hunts-MEN: or just tell them who it is??

Ugly ginger: wasnt it aple

Gave a lap dance: No.

was the lap for said lap dance: hold up let me read up

Person A and got stabbed: I JUST READ UP

Person A and got stabbed: AINT NO WAY HAHAHHA

robbed Grimm’s office: HELPPPP

body slammed a student: so who is the lap dance reciver??

Person A and got stabbed:

was the lap for said lap dance: CAN YOU GO KILL YOURSELF

body slammed a student: DARLING??

robbed Grimm’s office: HELP HAHAHA

Nap time is all the time: DARLING?

blew up the microwave: DARLING??😧😧

Hunts-MEN: DARLING????

Ugly ginger: DARLING

Gave a lap dance: .

blew up the microwave: She's really red rn lmao

Nap time is all the time: HELP RAVEN?

body slammed a student: She literally said dexter was cute bruh

Nap time is all the time: I DIDNT PAY ATTENTION OKAY

spiked the punch bowl changed the name "blew up the microwave" to "Its not a phase mom"

robbed Grimm’s office: RAVEN

robbed Grimm’s office: I WAS BLAMED FOR IT YOU HALFGOT

robbed Grimm’s office: I GOT DETENTION🤬🤬🤬

Its not a phase mom: L🤷

body slammed a student: You basically live there fagbelle

Ugly ginger: Faybelle??

Ugly ginger: oh wait yeah kinda makes sense

Hunts-MEN: dude whyd you do it

robbed Grimm’s office: WE CAN TALK ABOUT ME LATER

robbed Grimm’s office: LETS ADRESS THE FAGS IN THE ROOM

body slammed a student: yk shit is good when fagbelle doesnt want to talk about herself for once

Nap time is all the time: HAHHA

Person A and got stabbed: she isnt wrong @was the lap for said lap dance

Person A and got stabbed: are you alive

Person A and got stabbed: Hello?

body slammed a student: shes fucking dead

robbed Grimm’s office: idk whether to puke, jump in joy, crying in happiness or break down in jealousy...

Hunts-MEN: You wish you could relate huh?

robbed Grimm’s office: SHUT THE FUCK UP NO I DONT KYS

Ugly ginger: 🧐🧐

robbed Grimm’s office: DONT EVEN SPEAK DILF LOVER

Ugly ginger: STOP IT WAS A MISTKE

Person A and got stabbed: Can we get back to dappling plz

Nap time is all the time: whats the update on apple @Its not a phase mom

Its not a phase mom: She's just EXTREMELY red

Person A and got stabbed: @was the lap for said lap dance

Person A and got stabbed: @was the lap for said lap dance

body slammed a student: @was the lap for said lap dance

robbed Grimm’s office: @was the lap for said lap dance

Hunts-MEN: @was the lap for said lap dance

was the lap for said lap dance: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

was the lap for said lap dance: WHAT DO YOU ALL WANT.

Person A and got stabbed: how are you faring

robbed Grimm’s office: wtf is faring you fuck ass nerd

body slammed a student: nerd alert🤓☝️

Ugly ginger: LMAO

Hunts-MEN: HAHAHA

Person A and got stabbed: SHUT UP

Nap time is all the time: faring meas performing in a specifid way in a particular situatcin or over a period of timme

Its not a phase mom: i can barerly understand that

robbed Grimm’s office: Ohh i see thanks beatiful😍

Person A and got stabbed: No you dont dumb ass ho

robbed Grimm’s office: Kys

spiked the punch bowl changed the name "robbed Grimm’s office" to "Fagbelle"

spiked the punch bowl changed the name "gave a lap dance" to "The gayest of them all!"

spiked the punch bowl changed the name "was the lap for said lap dance" to "Prince(ss) charming"

The gayest of them all!: Thank you, maddie.

spiked the punch bowl changed the name "spiked the punch bowl" to " Mad in the head"

Mad in the head: No problem!

Fagbelle: W maddie for making the party fun

Ugly ginger: W MADDIE

Hunts-MEN: W MADDIE

Person A and got stabbed: w maddie

body slammed a student: W MADDIE

Prince(ss) charming: w maddie

Mad in the head: thank you thank you😁!

Nap time is all the time: so are we goin to talk abt ts? @The gayest of them all! @Prince(ss) charming

The gayest of them all!: No.

Prince(ss) charming: I guess not

The gayest of them all!: I was just drunk, I couldn't even see. It didn't mean anything.

Fagbelle: Ouch

Person A and got stabbed:

Ugly ginger: oh damn

Hunts-MEN:🧍

Mad in the head: 😬

body slammed a student: Rip

Nap time is all the time: girl what

Its not a phase mom: What the hex apple🤦‍♀️

The gayest of them all!: Can we just please move on.

Prince(ss) charming: Yeah lets address Fagbelle and maddie tf

Hunts-MEN: I just lived up the party!🤷

Fagbelle: I stole money

The gayest of them all!: What?!

Nap time is all the time: omg (can i have some)

Person A and got stabbed: How much?

body slammed a student: Was it hard to do

Ugly ginger: do you want to give me some?

Hunts-MEN: or me🤑🤑

Fagbelle: Hell no fuckers (yes briar :3)

body slammed a student: fag

Fagbelle: I stole about 120K

The gayest of them all!: WHAT?!

Fagbelle: It was actually pretty easy cuz grimm was at the party lmao

body slammed a student: Dammit why didnt i think of that

Person A and got stabbed: Cant belive you thought of this before me fagbelle

Person A and got stabbed:

Prince(ss) charming: Bigger question is why didn't you invite us fagbelle tf

The gayest of them all!: Darling! This isn't behavior we should be supporting!

Prince(ss) charming: I mean...why didn't you tell us fagbelle

Prince(ss) charming: So we couldve stopped you..

The gayest of them all!: That's better!😊

Its not a phase mom: grimm apple🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

body slammed a student: Whipped

Fagbelle: HA! GAYYYYY!

Person A and got stabbed: i hate gay ppl

Hunts-MEN: Wait i just remembered @Nap time is all the time

Hunts-MEN: what happened with the dare fagbelle gave you

Ugly ginger: oh yeh how did taht come to be

Nap time is all the time: Uhhh as far as i know it was a dare

Fagbelle: Oh yeah i dared briar to jump off the roof blindfolded

The gayest of them all!: And you did it, briar??

Nap time is all the time: Uh maybe?

Its not a phase mom: shes gay apple its how she is

Nap time is all the time: STFU

Hunts-MEN: She survived tho

Ugly ginger: Thats rad😝

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: Can you HEATHENS, STOP texting.

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: I have a MASSIVE hangover and I swear to GRIMM if I hear my phone buzz one more time.

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: ITS OFF WITH YOUR HEADS.

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: What the fuck.

Person A and got stabbed: Ohhh thats what it meant by person A

Nap time is all the time: We'll clearly thats liz

Nap time is all the time: @Person A and got stabbed Who are u

Person A and got stabbed: wouldnt you like to know weather boy

Fagbelle: stfu

Prince(ss) charming: fag

body slammed a student: gay asf

Fagbelle: LEAVE ME ALONE

Person A and got stabbed:

Ugly ginger: HAHHAHA

Its not a phase mom: Literally only one person uses those images yall🤦‍♀️

The gayest of them all!: It's common sense I fear.

Fagbelle: Whats common sense is accepting the fact you gave darling a lap dance 🙄

was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: What???

Nap time is all the time: HAHAHAHA

body slammed a student: LMAOOO

Ugly ginger: HAHAHA

Hunts-MEN: HAHAHAHAHA

Mad in the head: She got you there apple!😊

The gayest of them all!: ...

Prince(ss) charming: Ok guys leave her alone

Person A and got stabbed: We all know ur crying

Prince(ss) charming: STFU PUSSY

Mad in the head changed the name "Person A and got stabbed" to "Pussy cat with glasses"

Pussy cat with glasses: damn thought i was gonna last longer

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: Wait you got stabbed??

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: By who what the hex?? why didn't I know about this??

Nap time is all the time: are we not going to address the bigger elepgant in the room???

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: No.

Nap time is all the time: Okay go off queen

body slammed a student: LMAOOO

Its not a phase mom:🤦‍♀️

Fagbelle: I aint scared tho I'll ask for u beautfl😍

Fagbelle: @Pussy cat with glasses Explain you fag

Pussy cat with glasses: Lizzie is just an emotional drunk🤷‍♀️

Prince(ss) charming: how are u so calm tf

Fagbelle: its weird🤔🤔

Mad in the head: This isnt the first time liz has gotten drunk!

Mad in the head: Although everytime she only clings to kitty for some reason🤔🤔🏳️‍🌈?

Its not a phase mom: LMAOOO

Hunts-MEN: not maddie calling yall out LMAO

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: Shut up maddie

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: @Pussy cat with glasses You haven't answered my question.

Pussy cat with glasses: Oh uh i literally do not remember who or how

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: 🤦‍♀️

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: Change my name mads.

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: I'm coming to your dorm @Pussy cat with glasses

Pussy cat with glasses: You dont have to im fine

 was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A: It wasn't a question.

Pussy cat with glasses: Ok

Fagbelle: YOURE SO FUCKING GAY AHHHH

body slammed a student: fags istg

Prince(ss) charming: You cant be talking ramona🙄

Mad in the head changed the name " was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A" to "Off with your head!"

Mad in the head changed the name "body slammed a student" to Alpha wolf"

Alpha wolf: KILL YOURSELF LAP DANCE RECIVER

Prince(ss) charming: SHUT UPPPP

The gayest of them all!: Okay guys, lets calm down please

Fagbelle: STFU LAP DANCE DENIER

Nap time is all the time: HELPPP

Its not a phase mom: LMAO

Hunts-MEN: HAHAHA

Ugly ginger: LMFAOOO

Off with your head!: I was serious about the threat by the way.

Off with your head!: Shut the fuck up for at least another hour.

Off with your head!: Next person who says something I'll murder their first born child.

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"manifesting a royal wedding with her fr"

2:30PM, Saturday

She still loves her ex💔: Pussy I'm freaking out

She still loves her ex💔: @Friendzoned

She still loves her ex💔: @Friendzoned

She still loves her ex💔: STOP BEING GAY AND GET ONLINE

She still loves her ex💔: @Friendzoned

Friendzoned: WHAT DO YOU WANT OMFG

Friendzoned: Oh grimm i forgot we had this chat between us

Friendzoned: Why is this my name💔

She still loves her ex💔: It was that one time we got high as shit and got really depressed about our love lives and made this chat. Along with the names.

Friendzoned: Oh right

Friendzoned: Why not message me through the chat we usually use

She still loves her ex💔: Because I need moral support from my twin

Friendzoned: Thats dexter u dumb fuck

She still loves her ex💔: I meant in terms of my love life not literally🙄

Friendzoned: SIGH what do you want anyway

Friendzoned: wdym youre freaking out

She still loves her ex💔: Did Lizzie kiss you that hard you forgot🖕

Friendzoned: KYS

Friendzoned: YES I KNOW WHAT WERE TALKING ABOUT 

She still loves her ex💔: Great then you know why I'm freaking out

Friendzoned: Apple gave you a lap dance and she PUBLICALLY chose to ignore it

Friendzoned: Damn L ig

She still loves her ex💔: SHUT UPPP

She still loves her ex💔: AHHHHH I DON'T UNDERSTAND HER

She still loves her ex💔: It took me a while to remember but I remember now

Friendzoned: Oh fr? Sucks even more😬

She still loves her ex💔: IT DOES FUCKKK

She still loves her ex💔: I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH SHE REMEMBERS TOO

She still loves her ex💔: She mentioned she vaguely remembered a hair color and then said she had an idea on who it was

She still loves her ex💔: Do you think she's disappointed it wasn't who she thought it was?

Friendzoned: Hmmm i mean if she DID hope for someone else then yeah i think

Friendzoned: But we dont know who she thought it was

Friendzoned: I mean raven did mention she was red

She still loves her ex💔: Probably red from embarrassment though..

She still loves her ex💔: Isn't Lizzie with you, ask her, she's one of apple's close friends

Friendzoned: Nah she left to go get me lunch

Friendzoned: She's insisting i dont move much or it'll be off with my head

She still loves her ex💔: all I hear is my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery you fucking fag

Friendzoned: I wasnt complaining🙄

She still loves her ex💔: Speaking of, I don't believe you didn't freak out at the knowledge Lizzie was allegedly and I quote "Was extremely clingy and whiny with Person A".

She still loves her ex💔: Aka you.

Friendzoned: U right I was not

Friendzoned: It has happened a few times before but not to the extreme of last night..

Friendzoned:

She still loves her ex💔: Wdym

Friendzoned: She uh.

Friendzoned: Kind of kissed me

She still loves her ex💔: WHAT

She still loves her ex💔: WHAT HELLO??? WDYM KIND OF??

She still loves her ex💔: CONTEXT?? NO WAIT DOES SHE KNOW??

Friendzoned: No she was completely drunk and hasnt said anything so i assume not

She still loves her ex💔: Grimm we really are twins.

Friendzoned: I hate the fact I enjoyed it so much. I wish she was sober during that time

She still loves her ex💔: Real💔

She still loves her ex💔: If I was just sober enough I could've enjoyed while it lasted. It's probably the last time Apple will let me near her.

Friendzoned: It replayed so much in my head this morning

Friendzoned: Like we MADE OUT

She still loves her ex💔: wtf I thought you said a kiss

Friendzoned: It was then she kissed me harder and well one thing led to another

She still loves her ex💔: Were YOU sober??

Friendzoned: Not really I can barely remember

Friendzoned: What I do clearly remember is her soft lips

Friendzoned: AHHH ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN

Friendzoned:

She still loves her ex💔: LMAO

She still loves her ex💔: We're fucking cooked💔

Friendzoned: Wait didnt Apple say when she found it was you "it didn't mean anything"

She still loves her ex💔: FUCK

She still loves her ex💔: FUCK YOU

She still loves her ex💔: I'm actually going to kill myself

She still loves her ex💔: FUCKKKKKK

"The Minority!"

4PM, Saturday

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: I cannot believe I missed out on so much drama??

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: Oh dear.

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Real

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: How did dexter even saw me do this bruh😓

Did the perfect waltz with a broom: Who did you confuse the wall for??

Did the perfect waltz with a broom: Oh my name isn't so bad

Stabbed someone: Thats really impressive tf

Stabbed someone: Oh damn

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: WAIT

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: YOU stabbed Kitty???

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Its gonna be off with your head dude

Did the perfect waltz with a broom: I'd hide if I were you😬

Stabbed someone: stfu I'll be fine

Stabbed someone: Fuck tho i dont remember how i even got to that point

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: Who was with you at the time?

Stabbed someone: Uhh probably Cedar

Did the perfect waltz with a broom: Wait we can't pin Cedar..

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: Hi guys, Cedar is with me

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: We're out eating right now

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: Dexter I want you to know I will pay you any amount of money for all the dirt you have on everyone 🙇‍♀️

Stabbed someone: Including you? What you did is just plain dumb

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: NOT including me, thank you very much.

Did the perfect waltz with a broom: Well considering how no one remembers anything minus dexter than It's safe to assume you're safe.

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: Hmm I wouldn't be so sure about that..🤔

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: STOP.

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: UGHH.

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: We have to figure out who is who right?

Stabbed someone: Yep

Did the perfect waltz with a broom: Well, I'll come clean because mine is not as bad as some of yours😬

Did the perfect waltz with a broom: I'm Ashlynn!

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: Woah girl

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Respect

Stabbed someone: I think we can all agree its a good thing Blondie was drunk so she didnt record anything

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: :(

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: HELP BLONDIE?

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: Oh grimm.

Stabbed someone: HAHAHA

Did the perfect waltz with a broom: Girl wtf

Flew straight into the wall: ??

Flew straight into the wall: Wait you have a crush Blondie??

Flew straight into the wall: You like someone??

Flew straight into the wall: Who is it?? How come I didn't know about it?

Confessed to their crush in front of everyone: Uhm..Who are you exactly?

Mad in the head changed the name "Confessed to their crush in front of everyone" to "Breaking news!"

Mad in the head changed the name "Did the perfect waltz with a broom" to "If the shoe fits"

Breaking news!: Thanks Maddie!

Mad in the head: No problem! Keep the game going!

Flew straight into the wall: Is it someone you're close to??@Breaking news!

Breaking news!: Em.

Breaking news!: Depending on who you are then maybe I'll spill!😊

Flew straight into the wall: Grimm.

Stabbed someone: Well it's someone with wings obviously

If the shoe fits: There's Farrah, Cupid and Faybelle who have wings

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Well it cant be fagbelle cuz she already got figured out

Got jumpscared and cried (a lot): Hello everyone!

Got jumpscared and cried (a lot): ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Got jumpscared and cried (a lot): Holly was really entertained so I was wondering what's all the fuss about! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Got jumpscared and cried (a lot): Oh? What happened to our display names??

Stabbed someone: Whoever made Cedar cry mark my words I WILL find you.

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: Oh dear, sorry Cedar I kind of got distracted here...

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: Who made you cry??

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Who had the balls to jumpscare you when you got your guard dog with u 24/7

Stabbed someone: Im not a dog fuck you

Breaking news!: CERISE?

Breaking news!: YOU STABBED KITTY?

Flew straight into the wall: Honestly I'm not too surprised.

If the shoe fits: Yeah..

Got jumpscared and cried (a lot): Cerise??! ༼⁰o⁰；༽

Got jumpscared and cried (a lot): Why would you stab Kitty?? :((

Got jumpscared and cried (a lot): That isn't very nice! >:(

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Oh damn you got cedar mad at u

If the shoe fits: New low for you cerise...

Flew straight into the wall: L

Breaking news!: Now how will you fix this I wonder? 🧐

Stabbed someone: Uh..

Stabbed someone: Im sorry Cedar

Stabbed someone: I really dont know how i even did it

Stabbed someone: I still have a massive headache

Mad in the head changed the name "Stabbed someone" to "Sigma"

Mad in the head changed the name "Got jumpscared and cried (a lot)" to "Precious baby <3"

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Shit ngl me too

If the shoe fits: Well it was a Briar party after all

Precious baby <3: I'm not the one you should be apologizing to >:(

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: Ya'll she's pouting and it's the cutest thing ever

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Take a pic

Precious baby <3: Please don't! ╰（‵□′）╯

If the shoe fits: Actually you're just cute in general Cedar

Precious baby <3: (,,¬﹏¬,,)

Precious baby <3: Anyways! @Sigma

Precious baby <3: >:(

Sigma: Right sorry

Sigma: @Pussy cat with glasses

Pussy cat with glasses: Wtf do u want

Sigma: Sorry for stabbing you during the party

Pussy cat with glasses: That was you???

Pussy cat with glasses: Well idgaf it was a win for me anyway

Breaking news!: Oh?

Pussy cat with glasses:

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Wtf😭

If the shoe fits: What do you mean by that?

Sigma: ??

Mad in the head: She is currently being fuzzed over by Lizzie!

Mad in the head: Right after Lizzie spoon fed her lunch!

Mad in the head: Kind of feeling like going to hang out with raven ngl😓

Sigma: Fucking fag no wonder she didnt gaf

Breaking news!: If she did she would've held it over your head!

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: It's a blessing then lol

Sigma: @Precious baby <3

Sigma: I apologized, are you still mad?

Precious baby <3: I was never mad, just a bit upset...

Precious baby <3: (*´-｀*)

Precious baby <3: But I'm happy now!

Precious baby <3: Does your head still hurt? Do you need me to get you some medicine? (´∩｀。)

Sigma: Uh

Sigma: Yeah

Sigma: I mean yes please, that would be appreciated

If the shoe fits: Ramona would've had a field day with all this

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: Faybelle too

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: And she's off

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: Sped off actually

Pussy cat with glasses: gay

Sigma: Stfu

Pussy cat with glasses: 

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: How come Kitty is the only one who uses these images?

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running: We all have the option too🧐

Mad in the head: It's because she gets really whiny and sad if someone other than her uses it!

Breaking news!: Have you ever seen those puppy dog eyes?

Breaking news!: yeah imagine that but with cat eyes

Mad in the head:

Pussy cat with glasses: HEY!! That's my thing! >:(

Mad in the head: see!

Off with your head!: It's really cute

Pussy cat with glasses: What

Breaking news!: 👀

If the shoe fits: 👀

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: 👀

Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running:👀

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: 👀

Almost did a strip tease: 👀

Almost did a strip tease:  Why are we using '👀'?

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: HELP WHO ARE YOU

If the shoe fits: Oh grimm

Breaking news!: Dammit! Now I'm ever more upset I was too drunk to record!

Almost did a strip tease: Oh.

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: ???

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: When and how did that happen??

Mad in the head changed the name "Flooded the bathroom by leaving the tap running" to "she doesnt even go here!"

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Holly😭

she doesnt even go here!: Well...If it helps it wasn't on purpose

If the shoe fits: It doesn't need to be said because we know you <3

she doesnt even go here!: <333

Helped rob Grimm’s office: This is NOT what I wanted to see after sleeping for the whole day🙄

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: @Almost did a strip tease

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: Daring??

Almost did a strip tease: I am most certainly not Daring!

Almost did a strip tease: Although I would understand why you would confuse us!

Almost did a strip tease: He's smart, handsome, killer smile, charming and so on and so forth!😁

Almost did a strip tease: But alas you're mistaken dear...um whoever you are!

Helped rob Grimm’s office: Gross tf

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: It could not be more obvious🤦‍♀️

If the shoe fits: Grimm😭😭

Breaking news!: Even the dumbest person would see through that...bad lie

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??:  Babe I'm sitting right next to you

Almost did a strip tease: Oh

Almost did a strip tease: Oh! My darling Rosabella!

Almost did a strip tease: Good day to you my love!😊🥰

Helped rob Grimm’s office: No wonder he's the token himbo😑

Breaking news!: Woah? Daring?? You almost did a strip tease?? How did that happen?

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: Yes, do enlighten us daring.

Almost did a strip tease: 😓

Almost did a strip tease: Do not frown my love, I have a reasonable explanation!

Almost did a strip tease: Hunter told me he would pay me 100 bucks to take off my shirt!

Almost did a strip tease: I was drunk at the time so I heard a challenge and did it without question😰

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: Hm.

Almost did a strip tease: Please forgive me my love, if it makes you feel better I barely got my tie off before Darling hit me with her sword..

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Darling with a sword strikes again

she doesnt even go here!: She was a menace all night that thing...

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: Well. I suppose it's fine then.

Almost did a strip tease: I'll take you out to eat my dear🥰

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: <3

Breaking news!: Wait are we not going to address her name??

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: HELP THATS TRUE

If the shoe fits: Girl were you that drunk😭

Helped rob Grimm’s office: Doesn't she have those furry pointy teeth

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: Kys

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: Well.

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: I don't have explanation actually.

Tried to bite everyone for some reason??: Maybe I felt hungry idk🤷

Mad in the head changed the name "Tried to bite everyone for some reason??" to "Pansexual Queen"

Mad in the head changed the name "Almost did a strip tease" to "Token straight himbo"

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: You felt hungry😄

Helped rob Grimm’s office: That's insane🤦‍♀️

If the shoe fits:😭😭😭

Breaking news!: What happened to Cupid??

she doesnt even go here!: Cupid showed up??

Breaking news!: Duh! I figured it out after she disappeared though, she was @Flew straight into the wall

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Ofc you would know right away

Helped rob Grimm’s office: LMAO

Token straight himbo: How'd you figure that out?🤔

Pansexual Queen: Only Cupid and Farrah could be candidates and I guess she took a wild guess

Flew straight into the wall: ....

Breaking news!: It just shows how well I know you cupid! <3

Flew straight into the wall: Oh right hahaha

Flew straight into the wall: <333

Mad in the head changed the name "Flew straight into the wall" to "Love guru"

If the shoe fits: Who's is left anyway?

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: me😝

Helped rob Grimm’s office: me

Almost let someone die: The fuck is going on

Almost let someone die:  what

Almost let someone die: This is crystal 

Almost let someone die: Bye.

If the shoe fits: CRYSTALL???

Love guru: HELPP

Pansexual Queen: You didn't even try??

Breaking news!: HELLO? CONTEXT?? @Almost let someone die

Helped rob Grimm’s office: I respect you way more now Crystal

Token straight himbo: Oh dear..😥

If the shoe fits: GIRL DONT YOU TRY TO RUN AWAY EXPLAIN YOURSELF??

she doesnt even go here!: She literally just dipped...

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: What a chad tbh

Love guru: What a mood

Pansexual Queen: Well I've done my calculation and the people we are missing are Poppy, Justine, and Farrah

Helped rob Grimm’s office: You forgot about me hoe🖕

Pansexual Queen: Gotcha🤗

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Duchess...🤦‍♀️

she doesnt even go here!: HAHHA

Breaking news!: Thought you were smarter than that duchess...

Mad in the head changed the name "Almost let someone die" to "Ice queen"

Mad in the head changed the name "Helped rob Grimm’s office" to "Dykechess"

Dykechess: Oh fuck you

If the shoe fits: Not even daring btw

Token straight himbo: Yeah! Not even me!😁

Token straight himbo: Wait..

Pansexual Queen: What did you even steal from grimms office??

Dykechess: Money

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: How much??

Dykechess: Fagbelle robbed 120K and I robbed around another 120K

Breaking news!: OH?

she doesnt even go here!: Oh grimm...Don't let Apple find out..

she doesnt even go here!: She'll get a heart attack

Token straight himbo: Darling could just wake her up with a true love's kiss!

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: LMAO

If the shoe fits: HAHA

Breaking news!: HAHAHHA

Dykechess: LMAFO

Token straight himbo: ?

Pansexual Queen: He meant that literally guys, not making fun of dappling

Token straight himbo: Wait was I making fun of them? That was not my intention!😥

Pansexual Queen: It's okay babe we know <3

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": Hey guys! I've been soo busy, what did I miss?

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": Uhm.

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": Well then.

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": Bye.

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: HELLLOO?? HAHAHA

Dykechess: WHAT

Pansexual Queen: HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

Token straight himbo: Oh my😧

Love guru: LMFAOOOO

she doesnt even go here!: I...

she doesnt even go here!: I have so many questions

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": Questions I refuse to answer.

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": Whoever did this I hope you know I want to MURDER you rn.

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Idk whether I stan you or feel bad for you

Pansexual Queen: You could either be Poppy, Justine or Farrah🤔

she doesnt even go here!: Honestly It could be either one of those 3..

Breaking news!:😓

Dykechess: 🙄

Dykechess: This is an easy solution

Dykechess: @Did a pyramid scheme and actually pulled it off

Dykechess: Whoever you are wake up

Did a pyramid scheme and actually pulled it off: Hello?

Did a pyramid scheme and actually pulled it off: Duchess why did you pin me? What can I help with? 😊

Did a pyramid scheme and actually pulled it off: Oh.

Did a pyramid scheme and actually pulled it off: Uhm.

Did a pyramid scheme and actually pulled it off: Ohhh! That's why I found so much cash in my room...

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Now you I ACTUALLY stan you

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Teach me your ways 🙇🙇

Love guru: Me too plz🙇🙇

Breaking news!: Me three🙇🙇

Did a pyramid scheme and actually pulled it off: I honestly don't remember :d

Pansexual Queen: Farrah...

she doesnt even go here!: I weirdly feel proud?

If the shoe fits: I DEFINITELY feel proud <33

If the shoe fits: You got that girl, get your money 🤑

Did a pyramid scheme and actually pulled it off: 😓

Dykechess: You sound like briar😑

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": Well they are bffs

Did a pyramid scheme and actually pulled it off: What is that name...

Breaking news!: Oh yeah, YOU!

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": Fuck

Breaking news!: WHO ARE YOU

Pansexual Queen: It's between Justine and Poppy

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: 🤔

Love guru: I got this.

Love guru: Who ever has that name is clearly a bottom.

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": ...

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": Nuh uh...

Love guru: stfu

Love guru: We just gotta figure out who between Poppy and Justine is a bottom.

Breaking news!: What if they're both a bottom?🧐

Pansexual Queen: Not likely tbh

If the shoe fits: @Dykechess

If the shoe fits: Is poppy a bottom

Dykechess: ??

Dykechess: How would I know tf??

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: Its kind of funny seeing you guys debate about this as if we arent here

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": Speak for yourself🖕

Love guru: Let's be honest, Duchess is HUGE pillow princess.

Breaking news!: Sounds just right!

Pansexual Queen: Hmm idk.. they both seem like switches🤔

Did a pyramid scheme and actually pulled it off: Why are we talking about our friends sex lives guys..

Dykechess: THANK YOU FARRAH

Dykechess: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT OUR SEX LIVES GUYS

she doesnt even go here!: Justine is a total bottom actually

If the shoe fits: Oh definitely

Pansexual Queen: No doubt

Token straight himbo: It shouldn't even be up for debate!

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": OKAY FINE IM JUSTINE

Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!": HAPPY?

Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour: You gave in way to easily🤦‍♀️

Mad in the head changed the name "Did a pyramid scheme and actually pulled it off" to "12 o clock deadline"

Mad in the head changed the name "Confused the wall for someone and stared at it for an hour" to "sista is that ur real hair?"

Mad in the head changed the name "Screamed out loud "idc if it’s a strap! I said nut in me!" to "Dance till youre dead"

Mad in the head: Welp! That's everyone!

sista is that ur real hair?: Mine wasnt the embarrassing tbh I just wanted to see how long yall would last until you figured it out lol

she doesnt even go here!: You lasted surprisingly long actually

Pansexual Queen: Good job!

sista is that ur real hair?: Thank you, thank you 🙂‍↕️

Breaking news!: What I want to know is the context about Justine!

Love guru: ^

Dance till youre dead: Listen

Dance till youre dead: Listen

If the shoe fits: She went offline 😭😭

Breaking news!: I'm GOING to get information out of you Justine. If it's the last thing I do.

Dykechess: She went offline too🤦‍♀️

Mad in the head: What a Tearrific experience!

Mad in the head:10/10 and 5 stars would play again!

Pansexual Queen: ??

"Two peas in a pod"

8PM, Saturday

Gay asf: Raven I think I fucked it up

Gay asf: I feel like Darling is avoiding me

Bi asf: Well yeah, with the stunt you pulled who wouldn't🤦‍♀️

Gay asf: Oh I definitely ruined it huh..

Bi asf: YES APPLE WTF

Bi asf: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Bi asf: Listen, I get not wanting to talk about in the gc but outright saying "It didnt mean anything" WHILE darling was there is just stupid

Bi asf: ESPECIALLY When you want said girl to man up and confess she's your true love

Bi asf: This just pulled darling back to step one🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Bi asf: APPLEE AHHHH

Gay asf: Oh dear..

Gay asf: Oh no

Gay asf: Oh no no no

Bi asf: OKAY. There is a solution to this.

Bi asf: Talk to darling.

Bi asf: You don't have to confess to her or anything but just clear it up a bit yk

Gay asf: You're right, you're right..

Gay asf: Okay I'll talk to darling.

Bi asf: Good

Gay asf: Speaking of did you see her costume the other day? 😍

Gay asf: She has MUSCLES Raven.

Gay asf: Once she's mine you don't UNDERSTAND what I plan to do.

Bi asf: APPLE