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- To first win his heart you'd have to be your own kind of unique. He doesn't go for boring usual people, he needs someone to match his uniqueness, to fit into the frighteningly wonderful Addams family.
-You'd have to be weird enough to be approved by his parents. Gomez would adore for pugsley to have a partner who could adapt and even enjoy the families odd traits and interests.
- Say you were the kid who brought something extra weird in for the show and tell, maybe a collection of knives. And then you did a presentation on the history of torture methods. Hes already hooked upon first sight, and you're his new school crush.
- He hadn't even spoken to you and he's already been ranting about you to his parents, who are also interested in knowing more about this delightfully peculiar girl who has their sons heart.
- For a first date, when he finally worked up the courage to talk to you, he offered to go visiting an old abandoned crypt suggested by his father. One that he took Morticia too for one of their dates. He found it awfully romantic, and you thought bats were adorable so of course you agreed.
- For an already established relationship, you'll notice him get a little weird. But weird in a good way, like he's feeling comfortable enough to show you more about himself, particularly his affinities for pain.. let's hope you enjoy his almost-masochistic tendencies.
- As Addams family traditions go, pugsley is endearingly romantic and odd. He'll bring you a rat as a gift, because he thinks rats are awesome. If you collect things, perhaps animal bones or feathers, expect consistent deliveries to add.
- You'd casually enjoy noodles or something in the middle of a graveyard on a date.
- Hes just like his father in many ways, romantic and doting. He kisses the back of your hand upon greeting and loves calling you "cara miá" or any other romantic Italian words of affection he'd heard his father say.
- He would love to introduce you to his family. You'd already spoken to Wednesday even prior to being with pugsley and she was intrigued when seeing you carry a jar of live bugs like it was a stuffed animal in class one day.
-Gomez and Morticia thought you were a lovely young girl, especially when you expressed interest for a potential graveyard date with pugsley during conversation, they knew you were the one for their little boy.
- Pugsley is undoubtedly a sweet lover. He brings you black or dark red roses every day, he invites you over after classes to hang out and make out. You and him go out exploring abandoned and possibly haunted places on the weekends sometimes. Pugsley enjoys being scared, but he really likes going just about anywhere with you.
- Of course he gets all his relationship advice from his parents.
- He especially adores if you're willing to be friends with Eugene as well. He really likes his odd human-pet-friend thing and he'll love it if you could all hang out together and get along. You three would totally all leave school together to go explore the woods or something and scare the crap out of Eugene and get yelled at by him. But no hard feelings because you brought his favorite snack.
- You constantly make jokes about how much he loves being tied up but its a reality problem. He likes being chained and tied and you too role-play together with it. It's never sexual, you literally role-play pretending to be a serial killer holding him hostage and chaining him up. You're enjoying to endorse his masochism and affinity for peculiarities.
- He enjoys it a bit too much, but he's really quite glad you're not creeped out by it and that you'll indulge his fantasies. Its all such a dream to him. A girl he thinks is gorgeous and perfect is also as freaky and odd as he is. Hes just delighted with you, and your relationship is as happy and smooth as his parents.
- You never fight, you're lovey and romantic and strangely wholesome in a way that normal people just can't understand. You're perfect for each other.
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