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1. I don't know who I am (but I know what I want) by h0tcheet0s

   Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   03 Nov 2025

   Tags

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   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau & Emily Prentiss
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
   • Emily Prentiss
   • Spencer Reid
   • Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
   • Aaron Hotchner
   • David Rossi
   • Protective Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Slow Burn
   • Angst
   • Coming Out
   • Useless Lesbians
   • Lesbian Emily Prentiss
   • Jealous Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
   • comphet JJ is canon and I will die on that hill
   • JJ is a man-hater

   Summary

   Objectively speaking, men throwing themselves at Emily Prentiss made perfect logical sense.

   It also made JJ want to commit acts of violence. For completely professional reasons. Obviously.

   The fact that JJ could identify Emily's footsteps in the bullpen without looking up; could gauge her mood from the particular cadence of her voice; had memorized the exact shade of her eyes in different lighting…all of that was just observational. An occupational hazard. Definitely not the behavior of someone who was deeply, problematically and catastrophically in love with her new teammate.

   OR

   The five times men hit on Emily Prentiss (and the one time JJ does something about it)
    

   Set Season 2/3 of Criminal Minds.

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   English

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