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It was like any other day, bloxxer in his office watching the security cameras watching everything that was currently going on inside the bank.
He laid his feet on the table, leaning back into his chair with a sigh. Today sure was long—
A loud crash echoed through the building, all the noise suddenly twisted into screaming.
Officer bloxxer jumped to the screen, squinting his eyes to find the familiar one-eyed cyan freak. He slammed his fist onto the alarm button almost immediately, heart racing as his anxiety flew to the top.
The radio went off, security guards yelling some inaudible stuff to each other. Bloxxer didn’t care about them, he was scared for his life.
He’s heard about that creep, countless of times from his lover.
The officer rummaged his pockets with hurry, searching for his phone nervously.
Once he saw the familiar glint of the phone screen, he felt relieved. Though before he could open it, it flew from his fingers.
Behind him, the door has been broken down with two figures, both wearing cyan.
Two?
Oh fuck, it’s that one-eyed freak AND scythe..
Officer bloxxer tensed, frozen in place as they smirked. “So, yer banny’s little boyfriend?” Scythe chuckled, sending shivers down his spine.
“He is?!” Broker gasped, “Then we better get to work.” He grinned sinisterly.
Bloxxer ducked down as a projection from scythe’s gear flew above him, damaging the office’s window instead.
He took the chance and jumped over his table, throwing himself out the window which earned him amused sounds from the two criminals.
Nearly missing it, he landed on top of the vault, sprinting to the other side where the exit sat.
They jumped after him, broker in scythe’s arm as she leaped down. She let go of him and chased after bloxxer, leaving him to fall onto his butt.
“Ouchie!” Broker yelped before hurrying behind her.
Bloxxer could swear he felt his heart trying to escape his chest, pounding in his ears as he ran.
He pulled out a taser, stopping abruptly and aiming it at them. Scythe swiftly dodged it, making it hit broker instead. “EEEKK” He screamed, falling to the ground with loud laughter, “That tickled!”.
The officer widened his eyes once he missed, instantly feeling scythe’s fingers wrap around his wrist and twist it behind his back.
He fell against the floor with a harsh thud, groaning as she grabbed both wrists together. “Yer with us now, Don’t do no dirty tricks an’ try ta escape.” She snickered, leaning down to his face.
“Pretty ironic, tellin’ me not to do any dirty tricks when you’re the one alway doing ‘em.” He spat back, baring his teeth at her.
She barked out a laugh, broker giggling along. “Yer funny!” Scythe chuckled tightening her grasp around his wrists as a warning.
BANG!
The loud sound echoed, followed by the sound of many footsteps. “Ugh.” She sighed “security guards..” a frown appeared on her face as she turned bloxxer around and tied his wrists together in a scarily speedy way.
The cowboy threw him on her shoulder and spun around to grab broker, throwing the maniac on her other shoulder.
“Up we go, Hup!”
Bloxxer’s eyes widened as he struggled to free himself, watching scythe leap off of the ground towards the office. His eyes locked with the security guards under them who seemed shocked, and he couldn’t blame them.
How are they so high up…… with two people on her shoulders…? And one of them is an officer at that.
Oh well.
She ran out of the office and looked around, sighting the exit sign. “Oh it’s gotta be my lucky day!” She grinned, sprinting towards it.
The exit slammed open, but she was met with a certain warden walking eerily calmly towards them.
“Spoke too soon huh…” She cried out. “Jinxed it—“ “Shut it, broke.” Scythe hissed, running to her left.
Bloxxer looked up and saw banhammer’s wide blinking eyes staring back at him, mouthing ‘blox?’.
The three heard a loud laugh, giving the two criminals shivers.
“What a creep…” “That’s crazy..”
The cultists whispered.
Look who’s talking.
Suddenly, a too familiar sound was heard.
Banhammer was about to leap towards them, and they knew they had no escape once he did.
Scythe gulped and tried to run faster, broker flailing his fists at her back as he whined. “Hurry hurry!!”
Bloxxer and broker watched as banhammer leaped, coming towards them in a scarily fast speed.
Once he was too close, bloxxer shut his eyes closed, ready for impact.
.
..
…
He opened his eyes and found himself in banhammer’s arm, scythe and broker knocked out on the ground.
The warden’s arm wrapped tightly around bloxxer’s waist, “What a bunch of baboons.” he scoffed out.
Bloxxer let out a sigh of relief, relaxing as he slipped banhammer’s hand off his waist and stepped towards the knocked out cultists.
“I wonder why they came here, robbing a bank after breaking someone out of jail is something… rare. i guess..?” Bloxxer huffed.
He secured handcuffs around their wrists, locking it with a click.
“How’d ya know i was getting carried away by little cyan people?” Bloxxer turned around with a raised eyebrow, reaching to peck banhammer’s cheek who quickly became red.
“I—uh i yoou know..uh-t—the uh..” He stumbled on his words, leading bloxxer to laugh loudly at him, his grin wider than ever.
Banhammer gazed at him, frowning in a playful way. “I get a message when an alarm breaks out, whether it be the bank or banlands.” A barely audible mumble.
Bloxxer nodded with a hum, still smiling. “Or maybe you were stalking me through the cameras and you so happened to witness me getting kidnapped.” The officer joked, making the warden tense.
Silence…
Bloxxer blinked, once, twice.
“You were?!” His jaw dropped, ready to fall into another fit of laughter.