Adult Content Warning
This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.
-
Poor, Lonesome Cowboys (a long way from home) by R0_meo
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
30 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other fanfiction
Dear Reader,
I'm sorry to say that the fanfiction you are reading on your screen is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Van Der Linde siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first chapter in this fic when the children are at Clemens Point and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.
In this short fic alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous gunfight, a plot to steal their fortune, and food worse than Pearson’s stew.
It is my sad duty to type down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from changing tab at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing.
With all due respect,
The S. Man—
The rdr x asoue crossover that nobody asked for but i am writing nonetheless ! enjoy !
Series
- Part 1 of ASOUE/RDR crossover